Not even one, anymore...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2021:

advertising pays off

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2021:

@Sticks48 meet you there in an hour

Not even one, anymore...

Pralina1 comments on Dec 24, 2021:

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd62Yb3x/ Every 2 months

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2021:

@phxbillcee worse

Not even one, anymore...

Pralina1 comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Ok . I have to make rounds at MICU and see what SICU is doing . I ll be back 😂😂😂 That’s a threat Glenn 😂😂 I love u guys Go Bill go !!!

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2021:

have fun

Not even one, anymore...

Pralina1 comments on Dec 24, 2021:

I try to be festive here , hello ?

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2021:

your sister loves you!

Not even one, anymore...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2021:

I PM'd Glenn about my status, & I think he jumped the gun by a few thousand points, but very appreciated nonetheless...thank you guys!

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2021:

now get your ass busy responding to all these comments. chop chop

Not even one, anymore...

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2021:

I PM'd Glenn about my status, & I think he jumped the gun by a few thousand points, but very appreciated nonetheless...thank you guys!

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2021:

never to early to jump for a friend.

Not even one, anymore...

Sticks48 comments on Dec 24, 2021:

I don't know how to do that. I really don't. 🙃

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2021:

juswt add some comments to this post or any of his others

Not even one, anymore...

Pralina1 comments on Dec 24, 2021:

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd62Yb3x/ Every 2 months

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2021:

so true

Not even one, anymore...

Pralina1 comments on Dec 24, 2021:

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd6YTdP4/ 3 nights a week , what a curse !!!!😂😂😂

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2021:

I didn't expect to push him over tonight, but in a day or too with help we should make it

Not even one, anymore...

Pralina1 comments on Dec 24, 2021:

How many points he needs ?

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2021:

less than 4500

Not even one, anymore...

Pralina1 comments on Dec 24, 2021:

How many points he needs ?

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2021:

a shit ton, but trying to get him there by New years , around 4500, but it was 5000 when I started

Not even one, anymore...

Pralina1 comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Where is Lauren ????♥️♥️♥️♥️🦇🦇🦇🦇

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2021:

did I forget to tag her? @lauren

Not even one, anymore...

Pralina1 comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Points and I am at ER and the world is stopping right now just for mr bill

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2021:

wasn't sure if you were working tonight and I started kind of late

Sunday I came down with covid Again.

Gemini-1947 comments on Dec 22, 2021:

I hope you are feeling better and recovering soon. Did they give you any medications to treat it?

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2021:

No, I went on 02 as soon as my 02 dropped, but my 02 was able to stay up with the added 02. Had it stayed down I would have gone to the hosp

Aww man!!!!

St-Sinner comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Sheep skin?

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2021:

I always wondered what was natural about sticking your slong in a sheep's intestines? side note in 300 bce a middle eastern man discovered that using a sheeps intestines stopped pregnancies, in 100 CE the Romans discovered it worked if you first removed them from the sheep.

Sunday I came down with covid Again.

Stephanie99 comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Bummer, does this mean that these new variants are so contagious that you can still catch them when you carefully wear a mask everywhere? Even vaccinated and boosted? I'm sorry that you got sick.

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2021:

the current consensus is that the omicron variant is at least as communicble as measles if not more. Measles is the most communicble virus currently known. This was a very quick hit, that went down fast, then began a rapid recovery. Much better than the 2-3 weeks with my first case. The vaxes and masks helped, but they couldn't prevent an infection.

Happy Winter Solstice

itsmedammit comments on Dec 22, 2021:

I'm enjoying my extra two seconds of sunlight today!

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2021:

tomorrow we get 7 seconds

WOW! This dude! 😂😂😂😂

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2021:

When I had my appendix out at age fifty, I was given morphine. I said out loud, "Wow, I can see why people get addicted to this stuff." My now ex said, "Hush, they might think something." I was like WTF, I was about to go under the knife and I had already admitted that I some times used pot, but ...

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2021:

I've had morphine 3 times in the hospital, first time helped me sleep post surgery, the other two were for heart attacks, absoluitely no feel good at all, just less pain.

Yes, this!

bobwjr comments on Dec 21, 2021:

You work he reaps the benefits

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2021:

@Canndue hench the need for regulations on capitalist and capitalist wanna bes.

Dewey, Cheatem & Howe would never take the case. They have standards.

Redheadedgammy comments on Dec 22, 2021:

I sure wish courts would stop letting Trump and these other idiots file all of these suits that are bogus. They should just say no to these bullshit lawsuits.

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2021:

They should start holding quick hearings with summary judgements whjen delay is the only tactic.

More kitty caroling

Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Cats are not the only destroyers of decorations!

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2021:

3 year olds come to mind and they will lie about it

WOW! This dude! 😂😂😂😂

Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Obviously doesn’t go to the doctor much. They ask me that every time.

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2021:

It gets really irritating when they already have all of your blood and urine tests.

Happy Winter Solstice

azzow2 comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Nice Glen.

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2021:

I've got thousands of tropical pictures and felt this would be a good chance to share one.

Sunday I came down with covid Again.

Lorajay comments on Dec 22, 2021:

I have a 35-year-old friend who is an avid bicycle Rider. She had covid in December before the shots were available. Then she had two shots and got covid again last August. Now she has the booster. In December she was really really sick with a migraine and lots of diarrhea and upset stomach. In ...

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2021:

Even through my roughest days, the first time my 02 never went below 85, the first night I was at 82 before I went on 02. those shot did make a diffenence, I'm glad your friend got better and had a very mild reaction the last time.

Sunday I came down with covid Again.

CourtJester comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Never vaccinated, work in hospitals, and never had Covid. You should get your booster to keep us safe.

glennlab replies on Dec 21, 2021:

I already had it

May Be A 4th Booster For Immunocompromised. CBSNEWS

KKGator comments on Dec 21, 2021:

I'll be getting mine in March, if I need to. I'll get one every six months if it keeps me from getting the ick. 😀

glennlab replies on Dec 21, 2021:

@KKGator I almost donated my 02 concentrator, really glad I didn't

May Be A 4th Booster For Immunocompromised. CBSNEWS

KKGator comments on Dec 21, 2021:

I'll be getting mine in March, if I need to. I'll get one every six months if it keeps me from getting the ick. 😀

glennlab replies on Dec 21, 2021:

As long as they make the disease easier to endure, I'll get one as often as necessary. This time was not nearly as bad as the first time with covid. I can deal with 2-3 days down, much better than 2-3 weeks.

Sunday I came down with covid Again.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 21, 2021:

I hope you feel better soon! Any idea where you got it? Contact tracing done yet?

glennlab replies on Dec 21, 2021:

two grocery store trips and one home depot trip where only half the people were wearing masks. We still have too many cases in Dallas for effective contact tracing.

Sunday I came down with covid Again.

Lauren comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Oh no, I'm so sorry you have to deal with this shit again! I hope it's milder than before, and doesn't last long. 😕 I'm not driving yet, but I can get stuff delivered, just let me know what you want, okay?

glennlab replies on Dec 21, 2021:

@Lauren I went shopping Friday, so there are plenty of healthy munchies, I just don't want any. Imforcing myself to drink so that I don't dehydrate.

Sunday I came down with covid Again.

itsmedammit comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Sorry you are going through this again. That would be three shots and a previous infection made it milder. Was the first time prior to vaccination?

glennlab replies on Dec 21, 2021:

Yes the first infection was prior to the vaccines being avaiable. I haven't had the nausea or running from the other end either this time. Yes, it's worse than the flu or a bad cold, but if taking the shots make it that much easier, I'll take them every six months if I have to.

Sunday I came down with covid Again.

Castlepaloma comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Dose that mean you don't have to take the fourth jab. I hoping to catch my first Omicron, so I can get my freedom passport.

glennlab replies on Dec 21, 2021:

If the jabs are what made this bote so much easier, I'll do a 4th, 5th and 6th if reccommended.

Sunday I came down with covid Again.

Lauren comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Oh no, I'm so sorry you have to deal with this shit again! I hope it's milder than before, and doesn't last long. 😕 I'm not driving yet, but I can get stuff delivered, just let me know what you want, okay?

glennlab replies on Dec 21, 2021:

It is no where near as bad as the last time, though I had an apple yesterday and that filled me up.

Sunday I came down with covid Again.

Pralina1 comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Fuck this 🙁 Is your son around ? Is the ex any help ? Do u need help ? Jesus Glenn , I am sorry . What do u need

glennlab replies on Dec 21, 2021:

I have a bigger problem telling people to not bother me, call to see if I'm OK. My son and his wife are trying to get pregnant, so I really don't want top expose him, my ex is on one of her pilgimages to my ex BILs. I have all my sick room equipment and if my 02 drops again, I'll go to the hosp.

This will look good in the lobby at 725 5th Ave.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2021:

I don't think it would look good anywhere but maybe if you shoved it up his ass future generations might find it useful.

glennlab replies on Dec 21, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo I don't think any of the apples fell far from the tree.

Food for thought...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2021:

Back in thd 80's (?) NYC garbage strike, I read a piece by a guy who wrapped his garbage for Xmas, then left it in his car, unlocked. It was stolen.

glennlab replies on Dec 19, 2021:

@Beowulfsfriend A bad gardener, with no friends or neighbors, was one that had to buy tomatoes and zucchini during harvest.

For Jebus it was 3 wise guys who showed up but for everyone else it is the three kings....

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

2 out of 3 aint bad

glennlab replies on Dec 18, 2021:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz My asthma is so bad, I can't smoke anything.

For Jebus it was 3 wise guys who showed up but for everyone else it is the three kings....

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

2 out of 3 aint bad

glennlab replies on Dec 18, 2021:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz no smoke

A Trumptard gets banged up for more than 5 years for his part in the January 6 insurrection: ...

racocn8 comments on Dec 18, 2021:

Still way, way, way too short. You get 5 years for a mistaken vote in Texas. The Justice Dept needs a complete review.

glennlab replies on Dec 18, 2021:

It may be Texas' persecution system that needs a top to bottom review.

Judge wants ‘forgiveness and understanding’ after she’s caught on video calling suspect N-word

Beachslim7 comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Where's your outrage when al Sharpton calls you a cracker?

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2021:

@Beachslim7 I have never once called you a name, and it is against site rules for you to do so,

Judge wants ‘forgiveness and understanding’ after she’s caught on video calling suspect N-word

Beachslim7 comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Where's your outrage when al Sharpton calls you a cracker?

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2021:

@Beachslim7 Name calling is totally uncalled for, if you can't argue without resorting to it, you havve no arguement.

And why not! :-)

bobwjr comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Evidently a lot of them, that's a kegger

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2021:

Six pack morphed into a keg.

frazzled01 appears to be a scammer

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2021:

damn and I was so counting on her being the one. lol

glennlab replies on Dec 13, 2021:

So I probably shouldn't text that number she sent me? lol

A little cultural humor from Louisiana [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 11, 2021:

Cute!

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 It has been handed down for decades before someone finally made it into a picture book in the 60s or 70s. The Cajuns are one of the smallest ethnic groups with less than 1 million.

A little cultural humor from Louisiana [youtube.com]

FrayedBear comments on Dec 12, 2021:

It appears that there are many variations on the story. Either that or many claim authorship - https://duckduckgo.com/?q=when%20was%20cajun%20night%20before%20Christmas%20written&ko=-1&ia=web

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2021:

As with many cultural things, they sping up and are appropriated, then someone finally writes it down and claims credit. In most cases with this piece, the art is what is copyrighted and no attribution is given for the text.

A little cultural humor from Louisiana [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 11, 2021:

Cute!

glennlab replies on Dec 11, 2021:

I remember hearing it when I was growing up, the FB group from my hometown posted a reference to it, so I went searching.

Looks like I'm done for now

Zoohome comments on Dec 10, 2021:

I'm still trying to identify the 3 white figures with their tongue (?) Sticking out...?

glennlab replies on Dec 11, 2021:

noses, noses are sticking out. snowmen

A few more Xmas ones

silverotter11 comments on Dec 10, 2021:

😂🤣🥰Especially like Wednesday and the not a war on Christmas!

glennlab replies on Dec 10, 2021:

She has been one of my go tos for awhile, nice way to insult without being mean.

Teary-Eyed Prince Andrew Reveals Ghislaine Maxwell Groomed Him To Have Sex With Dozens Of Teens ...

Canndue comments on Dec 10, 2021:

I bet he feels remorseful…..that he got caught

glennlab replies on Dec 10, 2021:

@Pralina1 That's what got him into all this hot water.

Looks like I'm done for now

Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 10, 2021:

I don’t know which I like best.

glennlab replies on Dec 10, 2021:

mine are the frog and raise your hand

If you like these check out memes R us and 50"s

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2021:

It's most phallic time of the year. LOL

glennlab replies on Dec 9, 2021:

Well, Santa's cumming

Have a Holly Jolly Christmas

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2021:

Good selection, Glenn. And a timely reminder that batteries are always a thoughtful gift that keeps on giving. ;)

glennlab replies on Dec 9, 2021:

That onew struck a note with me too.

Spreading the holiday spirit

Pralina1 comments on Dec 9, 2021:

I like the “ adult kids “ ♥️. I wish it said “ for New Years “, then I could had text it to my sister , reminds me of what my dad used to say for New Years gifts ( we had none to do w xmas , 3 Satans 🦇🦇🦇😂😂😂, but New Years was always a huge deal )

glennlab replies on Dec 9, 2021:

Send it any how and tell her she needs to make the mental corrections herself

Have a Holly Jolly Christmas

St-Sinner comments on Dec 9, 2021:

All good.. :)

glennlab replies on Dec 9, 2021:

thanks

Have a Holly Jolly Christmas

bobwjr comments on Dec 9, 2021:

LMAO hilarious

glennlab replies on Dec 9, 2021:

thanks

They never lost the desire for the monarchy

SnowyOwl comments on Dec 8, 2021:

The area of Ontario, CAN that I live in is called Loyalist County because it was founded by United Empire Loyalists who were forced to flee the 13 colonies when they declared independence from the British Crown I can tell you that there are a lot of narrow minded and bigoted people living in this ...

glennlab replies on Dec 8, 2021:

Not even if you sent money.

It’s a night off alright 😂😂🙌🙌🙌

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2021:

Since it's your night off how about a sandwich

glennlab replies on Dec 6, 2021:

@AtheistInNC I've cut quite a few hams that looked very similar, once you trim the fat.

We've hit another milestone, 1200 members

Pralina1 comments on Dec 5, 2021:

U know Glenn . I took off for 3 days ( nights ). I slept all day / night Friday . Saturday , moving like a turtle , minus practice time , back at coaching basketball . Back hurts . Legs hurt . Today , coming down the stairs , “ fuck my life “? Yet . We are alive . We earned r spot under the Sun ...

glennlab replies on Dec 5, 2021:

Every day that I can get out of bed is a win. You've earned the right to take it easy once in a while.

Oh, joy, the religious holidays are upon us! Dear Dr.

SeaGreenEyez comments on Dec 4, 2021:

Dear Dr. Laura, God COMMANDS a woman to attempt termination of pregnancies. Please give this information to your fans. Thank you. Num. 5:24: He shall make the woman drink the water of bitterness that brings the curse, and the water that brings the curse shall enter her and cause bitter ...

glennlab replies on Dec 5, 2021:

@tinkercreek ergot has benn the weapon of choice for millenia. The main reason is that its purple color is easily recognizable. bettrer safe than sorry

Oh, joy, the religious holidays are upon us! Dear Dr.

SeaGreenEyez comments on Dec 4, 2021:

Dear Dr. Laura, God COMMANDS a woman to attempt termination of pregnancies. Please give this information to your fans. Thank you. Num. 5:24: He shall make the woman drink the water of bitterness that brings the curse, and the water that brings the curse shall enter her and cause bitter ...

glennlab replies on Dec 4, 2021:

Even then they knew that ergot would induce contractions and abort, if the woman was willing to pay the priest or convince him that she had been faithful she was given grain without ergot, otherwise she got the ergot contaminated grain and miscarried.

The wonders of modern chemistry

Pralina1 comments on Dec 4, 2021:

Jesus !

glennlab replies on Dec 4, 2021:

@Pralina1 I've got over 5000 not counting the trump crap, so jump anytime you feel froggy

The wonders of modern chemistry

Pralina1 comments on Dec 4, 2021:

I declare meme war Glenn . I see u . And I am gonna destroy u !!!! Muuuahhhhahshahahah

glennlab replies on Dec 4, 2021:

@Pralina1 You hold your own pretty well.

The wonders of modern chemistry

Pralina1 comments on Dec 4, 2021:

I declare meme war Glenn . I see u . And I am gonna destroy u !!!! Muuuahhhhahshahahah

glennlab replies on Dec 4, 2021:

For those slow nights

The wonders of modern chemistry

Pralina1 comments on Dec 4, 2021:

I am collecting ! Just for u !

glennlab replies on Dec 4, 2021:

..

The wonders of modern chemistry

Pralina1 comments on Dec 4, 2021:

I am collecting ! Just for u !

glennlab replies on Dec 4, 2021:

@Pralina1

The wonders of modern chemistry

Pralina1 comments on Dec 4, 2021:

I am collecting ! Just for u !

glennlab replies on Dec 4, 2021:

...

An important phone hack

SnowyOwl comments on Dec 3, 2021:

Be Prepared! lol

glennlab replies on Dec 4, 2021:

@RussRAB You've seen me, they'll be plucking their eyes out. lol

The wonders of modern chemistry

Pralina1 comments on Dec 4, 2021:

Jesus !

glennlab replies on Dec 4, 2021:

I bet the next time he drinks plenty of water to help it go down.

signs, sins, everywhere signs

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 4, 2021:

Good set! Lol

glennlab replies on Dec 4, 2021:

thanks

signs, sins, everywhere signs

Pralina1 comments on Dec 4, 2021:

Spider web 😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

glennlab replies on Dec 4, 2021:

thaanks

Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 4, 2021:

Nice selection ,

glennlab replies on Dec 4, 2021:

thanks

Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

bobwjr comments on Dec 4, 2021:

Funny collection

glennlab replies on Dec 4, 2021:

thanks

Who is this guy? (Wrong answers only)

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2021:

Ted Nugent wanna be

glennlab replies on Dec 4, 2021:

@phxbillcee I thought he was checking a 12 year old's pants.

The best of the best European Rock bands….Scorpions - Sails Of Charon, live 1978. [youtu.be]

Moravian comments on Dec 3, 2021:

Well there's a surprise. I thought it would be A-ha ;-)

glennlab replies on Dec 3, 2021:

Me too.

I know there are some of you out there!

bobwjr comments on Dec 2, 2021:

And are dead

glennlab replies on Dec 2, 2021:

Long time gone.

I know there are some of you out there!

Lorajay comments on Dec 2, 2021:

You are also very very old.

glennlab replies on Dec 2, 2021:

ssshhhh

Got our first snow this week, on the cottages across the road and in the field behind.

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2021:

It's nice to look at, but just the thought of the cold that comes with it makes my bones hurt.

glennlab replies on Dec 2, 2021:

@Fernapple It is in the 70s here today, but I know that by the end of the month I will be making several trips a day to my hot tub, more to warm up than to relax.

Just a look round a young mans garden, and what gardening can do for you.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 1, 2021:

Gardening is such a rewarding hobby. I miss my garden. The deck pots aren’t cutting it. My roses, butterfly garden, etc. were true joys.

glennlab replies on Dec 2, 2021:

Almost every morning I go out to my butterfly garden to see the new denisens.

Wonderful gift idea...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2021:

I need 6

glennlab replies on Dec 1, 2021:

@FrayedBear did you not notice this was in "Just For Laughs"? Jokes are meant to be laughed at not analysied.

Brainwashing?

FearlessFly comments on Nov 29, 2021:

I have been a 'union' person all my life, but IMO this meme oversteps the mark . . . When Ben Franklin was asked which is the most important -- Capital, Labor, or Management he responded . . . "Which is the most important leg of a three legged chair ? " :P

glennlab replies on Nov 30, 2021:

@FearlessFly 1. A capitalist does no work, they depend on their money to work for them. Now go back and look what I wrote, I said it works BEST if they work together, but labor CAN exist without the other two. A small farmer can grow their own produce and sell it themselves as can a carpenter or a plumber, or anyother small business person. You are saying they have to work together, they don't. Just because they do work together, doesn't mean that they have to.. To use your example, a small business has built itself up by the labor of its owner, doesn't need to take out a loan, so has wealth, but not capital. Has not expanded to need shifts, so no managers, and only one employee. That employee generates the wealth. If more are hired, then the owner becomes the manager/worker until such time as the management function becomes his only work, giving you now only labor and management, no capital investment only sweat equity. It is only after the operation becomes large enough to need a cash infusion for expansion that capital comes into play. This is the model for most small businesses.

Brainwashing?

FearlessFly comments on Nov 29, 2021:

I have been a 'union' person all my life, but IMO this meme oversteps the mark . . . When Ben Franklin was asked which is the most important -- Capital, Labor, or Management he responded . . . "Which is the most important leg of a three legged chair ? " :P

glennlab replies on Nov 30, 2021:

exactly the response you would expect from someone inm management. Labor alone creates wealth and can exist without either management or capital. It is only once labor gets too big that it requires either capital or management. It is more effecient for all three to work together in a mutally beneficial system.

Have some laughter on Omicron 😅

NHjulie comments on Nov 30, 2021:

Sad but so true. Hoping that the initial reports of it not being as "lethal" is true.

glennlab replies on Nov 30, 2021:

The problem is that South Africa has a larger % youth population than most western countries. The virus has shown to be more lethal among the older people, so there is no in- population data until it is found in the western nations. Hint it's already here.

Loved Mel Brooks movies

Normanbites comments on Nov 23, 2021:

http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/frank/sounds/knockers.wav

glennlab replies on Nov 30, 2021:

my antivirus will not let me download, I'd run a virus check if I were you.

[google.com] Benny Hill medical care.

Diogenes comments on Nov 29, 2021:

The Yanks have some VERY funny comedians; don't get me wrong---- but so often I wonder why that profoundly moronic laugh tape comes on. Did I miss something? As far as Mr. Hill- there will never be something that is more funny!

glennlab replies on Nov 29, 2021:

I too abhor the laugh tracks They are just as irritating as BBC's drowning out dialogue with "background music" that is totally uneccessarly ramped up just as the narrator speaks softer leaving the listener at a loss to what was said.

Mother explains why she says virginity doesn't exist - Upworthy

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2021:

My mother was given little to no sex ed, she was pregnant at 15 and married at 16. She made sure that my sister and I knew as much about sex as she could, she encouraged us to be open about our sexuality and understand that it was a big part of relationships. She was much like @Lauren in that both...

glennlab replies on Nov 29, 2021:

@Lauren One of my old jokes was that I was 14 before I found out that woment didn't have staples in their navels

Mother explains why she says virginity doesn't exist - Upworthy

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2021:

My mother was given little to no sex ed, she was pregnant at 15 and married at 16. She made sure that my sister and I knew as much about sex as she could, she encouraged us to be open about our sexuality and understand that it was a big part of relationships. She was much like @Lauren in that both...

glennlab replies on Nov 29, 2021:

@Lauren Since I was a voracious reader, I already had most of the technical information, but in the 60s even that was heavily biased. Reading Kinsey, and Masters and Johnson in my "office"in our store's warehouse while keeping an ear out for my grandmother was not the best way to learn. It was liberating when I went to live with my mother at 13.

I'm a fan of both.

Sticks48 comments on Nov 28, 2021:

Also a fan of both.

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2021:

add me to that feeling.

Hard to believe?

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 27, 2021:

It's an amazement, all right! Imagine taking your grandmother on a tour of your home....microwave? Air fryer? Washer/dryer? Convection oven? Or...my favorite....a robot vacuum!

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo you bet

Hard to believe?

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 27, 2021:

It's an amazement, all right! Imagine taking your grandmother on a tour of your home....microwave? Air fryer? Washer/dryer? Convection oven? Or...my favorite....a robot vacuum!

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Logistics planner, production manager for a newspaper with 400 editions per week,and accountant. At the newspaper my boss didn't understand calsulus so he expected complex calculations to take hours if not days, I normally had them out in a few minutes, but held onto them for a couple of hours so he would thinkl I had struggled to get the answers.

Hard to believe?

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 27, 2021:

It's an amazement, all right! Imagine taking your grandmother on a tour of your home....microwave? Air fryer? Washer/dryer? Convection oven? Or...my favorite....a robot vacuum!

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo I had to use algebra and calculus for most of my professional career, I still have my sliderule, though I forget how to use it, but I always had a calculator or two handy. Early in my career, I had to lock up the calculator when I left the office so that people from outside the office would not walk off with it. At the end of my career, I had 4 different calculators depending on what I was doing.

Hard to believe?

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 27, 2021:

It's an amazement, all right! Imagine taking your grandmother on a tour of your home....microwave? Air fryer? Washer/dryer? Convection oven? Or...my favorite....a robot vacuum!

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

@Killtheskyfairy Or any math teachers from the 70-90s who always said you won't always have a calculator with you

The only survivor in the veggie bin after Thanksgiving

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 27, 2021:

It's almost a shame to cut that, Glenn!

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

That's probably the reason she's (all fruit is female) left

It's a challenge to stay on task.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2021:

what ever you do don't just google cream pies

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo yep

It's that time of year

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 27, 2021:

Crazy is okay but wet pants stinks!

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

in more ways than one.

It's a challenge to stay on task.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2021:

what ever you do don't just google cream pies

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo I googled it when I was looking for coconut cream pie, since almost all the toppings are identical, I tried a shortened search.

It's a challenge to stay on task.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2021:

what ever you do don't just google cream pies

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

@Canndue just google it, you'll see the backstory.

The reason I don't shop Black Friday aside from hating crowds

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 27, 2021:

It’s mainly a scam. If you’re not a stickler for dates, best sales are after December 25th.

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

and most people don't read the fine print on the black friday deals, most are stripped down versions without many of the bells and whisles of the standard models. So yes, much better to shop when you have time to check out the items and get the lowest prices

Everytime, don't you know.

racocn8 comments on Nov 27, 2021:

That'll get those pesky humans out of there...

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

then dinner is served for the one in the hat. lol

After thanksgiving serving dish.

Lorajay comments on Nov 27, 2021:

Not me I always use real butter.

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

I haven't had margarine in my house in 20+ years. If something is going to kill me I want to go out with full flavor.

It's a challenge to stay on task.

silverotter11 comments on Nov 27, 2021:

It's worse than when I looked up something in the Encyclopedia Britanica for a school essay and not getting it done because I just sat and read one interesting thing after another.

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

me, too, me too.

Big Difference!

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2021:

The don't understand being either good losers or good winners.

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

@Lorajay It all went to hell when everyone got ribbons and participation trophies. You don't deserve a trophy for just showing up and you need to learn how to accept defeat and be gracious in winning As a former athlete, I always was appalled that people didn't understand that sports were to teach life lessons not feed egos.