Mother explains why she says virginity doesn't exist - Upworthy

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2021:

My mother was given little to no sex ed, she was pregnant at 15 and married at 16. She made sure that my sister and I knew as much about sex as she could, she encouraged us to be open about our sexuality and understand that it was a big part of relationships. She was much like @Lauren in that both...

glennlab replies on Nov 29, 2021:

@Lauren Since I was a voracious reader, I already had most of the technical information, but in the 60s even that was heavily biased. Reading Kinsey, and Masters and Johnson in my "office"in our store's warehouse while keeping an ear out for my grandmother was not the best way to learn. It was liberating when I went to live with my mother at 13.

I'm a fan of both.

Sticks48 comments on Nov 28, 2021:

Also a fan of both.

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2021:

add me to that feeling.

Hard to believe?

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 27, 2021:

It's an amazement, all right! Imagine taking your grandmother on a tour of your home....microwave? Air fryer? Washer/dryer? Convection oven? Or...my favorite....a robot vacuum!

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo you bet

Hard to believe?

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 27, 2021:

It's an amazement, all right! Imagine taking your grandmother on a tour of your home....microwave? Air fryer? Washer/dryer? Convection oven? Or...my favorite....a robot vacuum!

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Logistics planner, production manager for a newspaper with 400 editions per week,and accountant. At the newspaper my boss didn't understand calsulus so he expected complex calculations to take hours if not days, I normally had them out in a few minutes, but held onto them for a couple of hours so he would thinkl I had struggled to get the answers.

Hard to believe?

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 27, 2021:

It's an amazement, all right! Imagine taking your grandmother on a tour of your home....microwave? Air fryer? Washer/dryer? Convection oven? Or...my favorite....a robot vacuum!

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo I had to use algebra and calculus for most of my professional career, I still have my sliderule, though I forget how to use it, but I always had a calculator or two handy. Early in my career, I had to lock up the calculator when I left the office so that people from outside the office would not walk off with it. At the end of my career, I had 4 different calculators depending on what I was doing.

Hard to believe?

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 27, 2021:

It's an amazement, all right! Imagine taking your grandmother on a tour of your home....microwave? Air fryer? Washer/dryer? Convection oven? Or...my favorite....a robot vacuum!

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

@Killtheskyfairy Or any math teachers from the 70-90s who always said you won't always have a calculator with you

The only survivor in the veggie bin after Thanksgiving

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 27, 2021:

It's almost a shame to cut that, Glenn!

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

That's probably the reason she's (all fruit is female) left

It's a challenge to stay on task.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2021:

what ever you do don't just google cream pies

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo yep

It's that time of year

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 27, 2021:

Crazy is okay but wet pants stinks!

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

in more ways than one.

It's a challenge to stay on task.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2021:

what ever you do don't just google cream pies

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo I googled it when I was looking for coconut cream pie, since almost all the toppings are identical, I tried a shortened search.

It's a challenge to stay on task.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2021:

what ever you do don't just google cream pies

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

@Canndue just google it, you'll see the backstory.

The reason I don't shop Black Friday aside from hating crowds

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 27, 2021:

It’s mainly a scam. If you’re not a stickler for dates, best sales are after December 25th.

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

and most people don't read the fine print on the black friday deals, most are stripped down versions without many of the bells and whisles of the standard models. So yes, much better to shop when you have time to check out the items and get the lowest prices

Everytime, don't you know.

racocn8 comments on Nov 27, 2021:

That'll get those pesky humans out of there...

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

then dinner is served for the one in the hat. lol

After thanksgiving serving dish.

Lorajay comments on Nov 27, 2021:

Not me I always use real butter.

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

I haven't had margarine in my house in 20+ years. If something is going to kill me I want to go out with full flavor.

It's a challenge to stay on task.

silverotter11 comments on Nov 27, 2021:

It's worse than when I looked up something in the Encyclopedia Britanica for a school essay and not getting it done because I just sat and read one interesting thing after another.

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

me, too, me too.

Big Difference!

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2021:

The don't understand being either good losers or good winners.

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2021:

@Lorajay It all went to hell when everyone got ribbons and participation trophies. You don't deserve a trophy for just showing up and you need to learn how to accept defeat and be gracious in winning As a former athlete, I always was appalled that people didn't understand that sports were to teach life lessons not feed egos.

Something we can all be thankful for today... [youtube.com]

Pralina1 comments on Nov 25, 2021:

That motherfucker and his obsession w that fucking wall . Well . That’s certainly something to be thankful today , u are right . And from the bottom of my heart , and the behalf of all my Mexican and Latin America nurses who came here w their families when babies to escape poverty and crime , ...

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2021:

Preach!!

Georgia jury convicts three white men of Arbery murder, rejects self-defense.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2021:

Apparently Georgia is more progressive than Wisconsin, since they not only convicted the 3 murders, but also indicted the cover up prosecutor.

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2021:

@Beowulfsfriend and they have been indicted, and it was the GBI that lead the investigation.

Amazing how that worked ,mess with their money

St-Sinner comments on Nov 24, 2021:

$100 a day? that is peanuts for huge tankers who dock wasting millions without being unloaded. It is a freaking publicity stunt, he shows no balls for doing bold and right things. Some of these large docks bring, unload, load and leave billions worth of goods every day. The recent Ever Given ...

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2021:

@St-Sinner You obviously don't understand the logistics involved in shipping. or the slim profit margins on shipping. Every container in the world that is on a ship anywhere is tracked until its final destination. They have bar codes that are read everytime they move. It is a very simple proceedure to know how long a container is any given location. Each ship can carry up to 24,000 containers.

The only group that is powerful enough to negotiate with organized money(corporations) is organized ...

FearlessFly comments on Nov 23, 2021:

Which is most important Capital, Labor, Management ? When Benjamin Franklin was asked that question, he answered : "Which is the most important leg of a three legged chair ? " :O :P :)

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2021:

@FearlessFly Labor can exist, exit is not what I typed, merely what the site decided I wanted to type. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Hilarious post

jeshuey comments on Nov 24, 2021:

I'd chip in.

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2021:

me too

I must have ordered the wrong Turkey…mine doesn’t have breasts like that!

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2021:

the one on the right, I'm hungry.

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2021:

@AnneWimsey Deal

The only group that is powerful enough to negotiate with organized money(corporations) is organized ...

FearlessFly comments on Nov 23, 2021:

Which is most important Capital, Labor, Management ? When Benjamin Franklin was asked that question, he answered : "Which is the most important leg of a three legged chair ? " :O :P :)

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2021:

@FearlessFly It is not a true three legged chair since labor can exit and does without either capital or management

The only group that is powerful enough to negotiate with organized money(corporations) is organized ...

FearlessFly comments on Nov 23, 2021:

Which is most important Capital, Labor, Management ? When Benjamin Franklin was asked that question, he answered : "Which is the most important leg of a three legged chair ? " :O :P :)

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2021:

Labor, because without it you have no use for the other two.

A DETERRENT FOR FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS A federal judge has ordered two Colorado lawyers who filed a ...

Shaggy2018 comments on Nov 23, 2021:

Bet that Judge isnt a Rethuglican.

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2021:

He was appointed in 2018, so probably a Trump appointee.

A little thanksgiving/black Friday humor

FrayedBear comments on Nov 23, 2021:

The honesty of "4 margaritas before you get here" still has me rolling with laughter.

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2021:

@FrayedBear I wasn't being defensive, just stating that it didn't apply to me. lol

A little thanksgiving/black Friday humor

FrayedBear comments on Nov 23, 2021:

The honesty of "4 margaritas before you get here" still has me rolling with laughter.

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2021:

@FrayedBear No one to my knowledge that has know me for any length of time has ever called me boring.

Who remembers reading these old comic book versions of famous novels?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 23, 2021:

I did, but much preferred the actual novels. These weren't bad, tho...

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2021:

people with long attention spans, huh?

Always room for bacon

KateOahu comments on Nov 22, 2021:

I prefer the bacon.

glennlab replies on Nov 22, 2021:

Me, too.

My people will eat ANYTHING!

Theresa_N comments on Nov 21, 2021:

I've had and enjoyed frog legs.

glennlab replies on Nov 21, 2021:

@FrayedBear since Louisiana is sub tropical and the water is teaming with pathogens, the trident can only be used in salt water since the broken skin could allow an entry to some really nasty stuff.

My people will eat ANYTHING!

Theresa_N comments on Nov 21, 2021:

I've had and enjoyed frog legs.

glennlab replies on Nov 21, 2021:

@FrayedBear The ones we used were mechanical claws that tripped when they made contact with the frog. The ones we could not use were the ones that looked like little pitchforks

We all have our little kinks.

FrayedBear comments on Nov 21, 2021:

Is this a deep south joke?

glennlab replies on Nov 21, 2021:

It's a reference to rap music, I believe.

My people will eat ANYTHING!

Theresa_N comments on Nov 21, 2021:

I've had and enjoyed frog legs.

glennlab replies on Nov 21, 2021:

growing up, we would go out and catch them. The law was that you couldn't break the skin, and sometimes the gig just trapped them against the mud, so you had to get in the water and hope there were no snakes nearby. The poisons they put on the ricefields nearly wiped them out.

I don't know if it will work, but...

Theresa_N comments on Nov 21, 2021:

Reminds me of spray on hair.

glennlab replies on Nov 21, 2021:

probably just as ineffective

Always room for bacon

FrayedBear comments on Nov 21, 2021:

I prefer speck so I can cut to the thickness I like - twice that of the slice of bread I hold it in to stop my finger tips burning. . . follow me to a broad coffin . . .

glennlab replies on Nov 21, 2021:

I'll use sow belly to make burnt ends, it's the cut they make bacon out of, but is sold as a slab. It's a holiday buy for me, for seasoning without all the salt they use to cure it with.

But…….The truth isn’t the truth!! (As Giuliani said)

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2021:

I look forward to reading both their obituaries

glennlab replies on Nov 21, 2021:

@mcgeo52 I will to see how much whitewash is in it,

His new home lmao

St-Sinner comments on Nov 21, 2021:

LOL... But the shaman will be a living martyr and hero after he is welcome back home within two years (for "good" behavior). This is war for them. There also could be a Republican House resolution (in letter) to pardon these patriots after 2022. It is coming. I don't know why we are celebrating ...

glennlab replies on Nov 21, 2021:

There is no time off for good behavior in the federal system. A 41 month sentence must be served day for day with no creative accounting like the state systems. One reason feseral sentences seem short compared to the same offense sentenced under state law.

Plants that can send emails.

Diaco comments on Nov 21, 2021:

Yep, it's Awesome! you can read more here : https://www.euronews.com/green/2021/02/01/scientists-have-taught-spinach-to-send-emails-and-it-could-warn-us-about-climate-change https://sea.mashable.com/science/14617/scientists-have-engineered-spinach-plants-that-know-how-to-send-emails ...

glennlab replies on Nov 21, 2021:

good articles

I got one of my shots to post right.

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 20, 2021:

They had the most AMAZING lunch buffet there! Every cuisine you can imagine....

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2021:

It is amazing

Christian Osteopath Claims COVID Vaccines for Children are a Form of Late-Term Abortions Ohio ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Nov 19, 2021:

I’m sure she was a hit in Texass!

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2021:

@Redheadedgammy It was a back handed apology posted only on their website after they were put on notice of pending litigation.

It took this to oust Dejoy

TomMcGiverin comments on Nov 20, 2021:

Has this actually happened yet?

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2021:

Yesterday

Christian Osteopath Claims COVID Vaccines for Children are a Form of Late-Term Abortions Ohio ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Nov 19, 2021:

I’m sure she was a hit in Texass!

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2021:

One of the churches she spoke at had to issue an apology for allowing her group to use their church for political purposes, you know something about violating the Johnson amendment.

I got one of my shots to post right.

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 18, 2021:

Gorgeous! Did you see shows?

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2021:

No shows this trip, I'm going to wait until the new wears off and you can get good seats. Most just started this month.

I got one of my shots to post right.

Lauren comments on Nov 18, 2021:

Is that from your balcony?

glennlab replies on Nov 18, 2021:

@Lauren They stop at midnight, but the curtains are really sound absorbing, It was so quiet that I woke up in a startle thinking the power was out

I got one of my shots to post right.

RobertNappi2 comments on Nov 18, 2021:

Safe travels my friend!!!

glennlab replies on Nov 18, 2021:

thanks

I got one of my shots to post right.

Lauren comments on Nov 18, 2021:

Is that from your balcony?

glennlab replies on Nov 18, 2021:

They only have balconies on the really expensive rooms, so I just shot through the glass. My desk was right by the window, so it was turn off the tv, close the laptop, then shoot. The fountains go every 20 minutes until midnight.

Ouch......

glennlab comments on Nov 18, 2021:

cutting comment

glennlab replies on Nov 18, 2021:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz that's just the tip of it

My short trip to Vegas is over, over 300 pictures and 30 videos of the Bellagio fountains, it is ...

KateOahu comments on Nov 18, 2021:

Are you getting paid for this?

glennlab replies on Nov 18, 2021:

no, this was a flit in flit out to finish my platinum membership for next year. I decided to splurge and stay at Bellagio with a fountain view. i had to cover the resort fees and got $100 less in credits for food and drinks, but i had more than enough fun to make up for it. 2 of the venues i had free tickets to were being renovatedv this week and won't open until sfter i'm gone.

My short trip to Vegas is over, over 300 pictures and 30 videos of the Bellagio fountains, it is ...

Sticks48 comments on Nov 18, 2021:

Did you take them all upside down? Didn't it give you a headache after the first 100 or so? :)

glennlab replies on Nov 18, 2021:

@Gmak 17 floors up, looking down at them.

My short trip to Vegas is over, over 300 pictures and 30 videos of the Bellagio fountains, it is ...

Sticks48 comments on Nov 18, 2021:

Did you take them all upside down? Didn't it give you a headache after the first 100 or so? :)

glennlab replies on Nov 18, 2021:

I didn't even realized it had flipped them.

New Age silliness?

Pralina1 comments on Nov 16, 2021:

And crystals . Don’t forget the power / healing of crystals pls .

glennlab replies on Nov 16, 2021:

I believe there is magic in crystals, they can change pretty rocks into green paper,

My first time posting in this group!

St-Sinner comments on Nov 14, 2021:

Welcome and keep 'em coming. Where have you been? We are a bunch of fucklorables.

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 look in that NSFW folder you have hidden 3 deep.

✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2021:

I've got a king suite overlooking the fountains at Bellagio in Vegas this Tuesday and Wednesday.

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2021:

@Pralina1 I figured what's the use in getting the comps if I'm not going to pamper myself once in awhile.

An example of the failure of the American educational system?[agnostic.com]

davers comments on Nov 14, 2021:

If spelling is important, why do the Americans spell words incorrectly? ie. Colour, labour, and, of course, the Aussies pronouncing maroon as marone. Just asking.

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2021:

We are great peoples, separated only by a common language. Some of the toughest translations for contracts are when both are in English.

I did not realize that going from a 7 to an 8 was a vast difference?

ChurchLess comments on Nov 13, 2021:

Getting to 9 is not your "Stairway to Heaven." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqfYy_il2-Q

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2021:

@Lorajay It was great fun and I got to post quite a few memes that I haven't used in a long time. @pralina1 was quite the instigator.

🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻

Pralina1 comments on Nov 14, 2021:

And dogs 🙌🙌🙌

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2021:

I solved getting up in the morning by sleeping until noon

I think I'll pass.

Theresa_N comments on Nov 14, 2021:

Have to keep the bottom half of the intelligence curve populated after all.

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2021:

you beat me to it.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Recounts Emotional Visit With Jailed Jan 6th ‘Political Prisoners’ ...

Pralina1 comments on Nov 12, 2021:

Cuntasaurus

glennlab replies on Nov 12, 2021:

How dare you defile that word!

The cups are coming.....

Donna_I comments on Nov 11, 2021:

I want one!

glennlab replies on Nov 11, 2021:

Me too!

The highest paid workers in this country are unionized, don't believe me.

AnneWimsey comments on Nov 11, 2021:

UNION NOW, UNION FOREVER!!!!! Going it alone in any company with more than just a few employees is a loser!

glennlab replies on Nov 11, 2021:

The only ones that can negotiate on an equal footing with oranized money (corporations) is organized labor.

Today Is National Scrapple Day! Most Of Have Know Idea What That Is. Your Loss.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2021:

I finally looked it up since everyone was telling me how it tastes or feels, it's hogshead cheese with cornmeal added.

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2021:

@barjoe Joe, hogshead cheese is a side dish, what ever they are calling it up there sounds disgusting. It is normally put in a jello mold and has the consistancy of Asian jello, really stiff.

Today Is National Scrapple Day! Most Of Have Know Idea What That Is. Your Loss.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2021:

I finally looked it up since everyone was telling me how it tastes or feels, it's hogshead cheese with cornmeal added.

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2021:

@barjoe The only difference based on the recipe between hogshead cheese and scrapple is you add cornmeal after you remove the bones and meat from the broth. Both use the left over bones and meat from butchering and some internal organs.

Today Is National Scrapple Day! Most Of Have Know Idea What That Is. Your Loss.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2021:

OK, what is it?

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2021:

@barjoe from what I was able to look up, it's just a reigonal variation of hogshead cheese.

Today Is National Scrapple Day! Most Of Have Know Idea What That Is. Your Loss.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2021:

OK, what is it?

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2021:

@Lauren I think a bunch of us in our generation ate fried spam. I tried some a few years ago, and exceeded my salt intake goal for a week.

Good union jobs were a real thing when I first started working, not so much anymore.

Normanbites comments on Nov 9, 2021:

And then came Reagan

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2021:

I was going to reference him in response to @sticks48, but I got lost in the weeds of pointing out all the crap he did.

It's a shame that Canada didn't keep him.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 9, 2021:

He’s such a Dick. Who keeps voting for him??

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2021:

The first time he ran as a Mexican to trick the hispanics that he was one of them, most of the ones I talked to were angry when they found out he was Cuban. Texas is 1/3 hispanic so the trick worked. He is such a dick that his neighbors turned him in when he fled to Mexico to avoid the cold, then he tried to blame it on his kids.

Like they are going to quit over losing 15%

RussRAB comments on Nov 9, 2021:

Businesses operating in the US will still have to pay income tax even if they operate from outside the country. That is the way the US tax law is written. Besides, based on the tax returns released by the mega wealthy, they seem to be able to exempt significant amounts of their income already even ...

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2021:

Just those two years cost Mitt $2 million dollars that the Morman church claimed he underpaid them, When Trump wouldn't release his taxes, he stated the only reason he wouldn't release them was he had something to hide. Takes one to know one.

In case you need a hint, it was the 1940s, Italy. If you need more hints get a history book.

AnneWimsey comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Hung upside down with his balls stuffed in his mouth, & I think he got off easy

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2021:

@Redheadedgammy it was a show of disrespect after they had killed him

In case you need a hint, it was the 1940s, Italy. If you need more hints get a history book.

AnneWimsey comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Hung upside down with his balls stuffed in his mouth, & I think he got off easy

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2021:

Not a pretty sight

You all know who you are lol

Lorajay comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Consuming to protect yourself against consumerism?

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2021:

I know, the irony is strong with this one.

What do you want?

ballou comments on Nov 8, 2021:

What a coincidence! Me too! Where do I sign up for these gifts?

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2021:

Not sure, but I want on the list

Another mom joke! 😂😂😂

phxbillcee comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Yo mama - double apology...

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2021:

lol

Still look the same

racocn8 comments on Nov 8, 2021:

A child molester and a child molester's accomplice. Where the hell is QAnon?

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2021:

They are Qanon.

Now that's different

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2021:

which one is that?

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2021:

@bobwjr I meant which hole

I'm within 779 points of becoming a nine.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

..

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2021:

@Pralina1 sounds like a plan to me.

I'm within 779 points of becoming a nine.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

..

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2021:

@Lorajay that's how the are arranged in my folder.

I'm within 779 points of becoming a nine.

Lorajay comments on Nov 7, 2021:

You guys are literally the greatest. I hope I can help someone else someday. Lauren and Pralina definitely led the charge and then they demanded you other guys to come in and help. One thing I know for sure, these last points were some of the funnest points I have ever earned.

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2021:

It was a great time, glad to help and get some of the dust off those old memes without having to put a title on them

I'm within 779 points of becoming a nine.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 7, 2021:

I am in a mission , AND WHERE IS GLENN???

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2021:

@Pralina1 You should have texted me

I'm within 779 points of becoming a nine.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 7, 2021:

I am gonna whoop your ass glennlab , how dare u not been a part of this ? We always used to do this for friends near a level !!!

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2021:

as soon as I saw it I jumped in, I had company over.

I'm within 779 points of becoming a nine.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

free ads

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2021:

@Pralina1 Not even short time 5 boht

I'm within 779 points of becoming a nine.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 7, 2021:

SHE IS A 9!!!!

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2021:

Damn I was second

I'm within 779 points of becoming a nine.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

cheers

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2021:

@Pralina1 yep

I'm within 779 points of becoming a nine.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 7, 2021:

Trying to beat Glenn at memes , looking frantically in my collection , and sticks counts numbers . Thank gods for Lauren 🙌🙌🙌

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2021:

I'm not even up to ae yet

I'm within 779 points of becoming a nine.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

left a couple for you

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2021:

@Pralina1 I went back and liked all her old posts that I hadn't before

Raffaella Petrini: Italian nun first woman appointed by Pope to lead Vatican governorate ...

rainmanjr comments on Nov 4, 2021:

I'm confused. Am I rooting for their destruction or progress?

glennlab replies on Nov 5, 2021:

yes

I was shopping today and the place was filled with xmas stuff, I prefer my commercial holidays with ...

Lauren comments on Nov 3, 2021:

So no sales on Halloween candy?

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2021:

Nada

Christmas must retreat

KateOahu comments on Nov 3, 2021:

Redistributed.

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2021:

couple more

Someone needs to read the box first. lol

RussRAB comments on Nov 2, 2021:

If your son was a toddler or even a little older, I'd just grimace, but isn't your son, like, 25?

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2021:

38

Great straight man

Pralina1 comments on Nov 3, 2021:

I am gonna hurt u Glenn .

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2021:

promise?

It's Taco Tuesday

Freespirit64 comments on Nov 2, 2021:

I'd probably eat that if it was hot with melted cheese....

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2021:

and bacon bits

Price is negotiable

RussRAB comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Is that for sales here in Texas? in Arkansas .... Mississippi .....

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2021:

yes

all yo metal heads, give it a go!

Sierra4 comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Brady Bunch

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2021:

@Sierra4 coming from Hay sus, when he get's back

all yo metal heads, give it a go!

Sierra4 comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Brady Bunch

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2021:

You got your hardcore badge

all yo metal heads, give it a go!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 2, 2021:

The Partridge Family???

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2021:

You've got your death metal badge

New side hustle

Zoohome comments on Nov 1, 2021:

Zombie bear?

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2021:

more like frankenchicken

US Senator says men's emasculation by feminism is to blame for societies ills.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 1, 2021:

Once again, republican stupidity raises its virulent head to speak inaccurately. The largest consumers of porn, according to PornHub, is through out the bible belt.

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2021:

@Theresa_N Like the tweeter said, don't shake his hand until you see him wash it.

Consent!! poor eel looks abused

RussRAB comments on Nov 1, 2021:

Anyone speculate that constipation was only an excuse?

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2021:

Speculation was the reason I posted it. NO one sits on something by accident, so I would speculate that anyone placing a live animal up their probably has other motives.

My goji berries fruit like crazy!! No care what so ever.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2021:

mine lost all their leaves, so I left them for dead, they came back fruited, now are going gang busters.

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2021:

@Zoohome This was earlier in the summer,it was bald for about 2 months, but I had two in the same tub and figured I'd just repot the one that was producing this winter. It sprouted about a month ago and has now produced berries.

Hard to remember quotes after 2nd bottle of wine

phxbillcee comments on Nov 1, 2021:

If you love it set it free...your basement is getting crowded with all the bodies anyway...

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2021:

shhhhhh!

I love Pelican! ❤ Trip to the outer banks of NC end of Sept. 2021

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

I love pelicans, the fly up to Dallas from the coast to winter over. They can get pretty aggressive down on the gulf coast though

glennlab replies on Oct 31, 2021:

@Heidi68 Think large swans with a huge beak. My house is just under their flight path between the lakes they feed at and the ones they overnight at. The first time I saw them I thought I was seeing things, there were about 20-30 birds in a standard V formation. I had to do more research to satisfy my curiousity.