[tiktok.com] If I had a penny 🙄😂🙄😂

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Second question, Why was it lubed up before you sat on it naked?

[tiktok.com] If I had a penny 🙄😂🙄😂

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Sounds like a pain in the ass.

Wishes may just come true.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Just mentioning it brings up sad memories for the survivors.

I need this!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Birds of a feather here.

It's fast too!

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2022:

#1 The reception is out of this world.

Saturday morning cuteness...I'm moving in K?

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2022:

I'm a travelin' man.

[tiktok.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2022:

Randy does it right

Friday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2022:

looks like a chunky one.

Alex Jones Dumping Trump for Ron DeSantis in 2024 Presidential Race InfoWars host and conspiracy ...

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2022:

I hope they all go down in the same boat

Trump Claims FBI Agents Took 3 of His Passports During Mar-a-Lago Raid

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2022:

This just in, apparently the FBI only seizes passports if they are on the search warrant, so they may be evidence of a crime he committed or could contain references of plans to flee (approved visas)

Refraction is great. 😆

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2022:

bunch of little people.

Trump Claims FBI Agents Took 3 of His Passports During Mar-a-Lago Raid

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2022:

I could see him holding onto the diplomatic passport as a souvenir, but if he had read passport, it is the property of the US government and can be reclaimed by them. Having multiple valid passports issued by the US is illegal except for the holders of red cover(primarily diplomatic) passports. The red cover passports are to be surrendered at the end of tour, mission, or term unless extended by competent authority. I guess he is really pissed that he can't leave the country now unless a country will allow him in as a refugee sans documents.

Yes that makes sense.

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2022:

They actually keep them in their bra (pouch) and built in baby carrier.

Politics 2022

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2022:

good ones

What I Have Learned as a Person With Hearing Loss

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Thanks

Also, it looks like Kohl's will have a sale on loafers this weekend.

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2022:

good ones

Former Trump Press Secretary’s Sister Launching Dating App for MAGAs Former Trump Press ...

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2022:

If it's invite only, where are they going to find their singles, unless it's like Sugar Daddies. Where the ladies are pros and the men are whatever as long as they can foot the bill.

Always remember...

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2022:

Reminds me of so many postings here.

Ireland set to form special committee to consider legalizing assisted suicide

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2022:

I have mixed feelings, but as long as there are safeguards in place, it should be a right.

Just being honest...

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2022:

It would be if I was the one giving the test.

Is Trump a Russian spy?

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2022:

I don't see him as a spy, more of a useful idiot, highly susceptible to blackmail and manipulation.

Certainly seems that way.

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2022:

Trump got swindled, McCarthy never had one.

When the zucchini grow to large we throw them in with the birds the go after it like piranhas.

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2022:

I do the same for my fish and tadpoles.

Sea sponges ‘sneeze’ out their undigested food in this weird but fascinating video: ...

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2022:

When your digestive system only has one opening, you adapt.

Tommy Campbell [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2022:

It would be so much funnier if it wasn't so close to the truth

He's going to get taken down by LIBRARIANS!!! Truly poetic justice for one who doesn't read.

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2022:

Not quite the SiFi librarians, but I'll take it.

Judge denies motion to dismiss: Trump org and ex-CFO Weisselberg criminal fraud and tax evasion case...

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2022:

October looks like popcorn time.

What kind of nuclear secrets might be in Trump’s Mar-a-Lago documents? - Vox

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2022:

There are Critical nuclear weapons design information that Trump had access to, he bragged about the contents of the CNWDI documents on several accessions. The fusing and firing system to the new SLBM and ICBM warheads, the exact modifications to the B61-12 and B83 are three of the things that might have been compromised.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Files Articles of Impeachment Against Merrick Garland While reiterating ...

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2022:

Can you imagine the slime on the lake were she to jump into it?

Filed under "Oh My".

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

A little knoodleing going on there

Trump Dump....

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

good set

Y'all like golf? 😉

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Love the rat tail.

Fox Pox, and other bits-

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Never forget, never forgive.

I said earlier that now would be a good time for someone to start leaking information.

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

What most people don't know TS (SCI) documents are complete at the presidential level. This information is considered so sensitive that except at the highest levels, you only have access to a portion that concerns your duties and responsibilities. Most of these items have code names that even have TS descriptions. Now the latest is that there were 11 sets of classified documents 4 of which were TS.

Keep bellowing, you suckups.

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

I can't wait for them to slap those tiny little cuffs on him.

Any takers? Come on, you know you wanna get in on this. Can't resist a little red, white, and ewww.

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

That assumes they can read.

I'll let myself out....

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

don't let the door hit you, I'll keep an eye out for you.

The red-neck holiday company proudly presents: :-D

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

No long walks on sleepless nights.

He predicted the Earth would freeze in 2014. We are in 2022 and it is hot in Texas.

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

This is wrong on so many levels, but rather than point them out... https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2019/apr/02/viral-image/viral-meme-about-al-gore-and-glaciers-wrong/

Divided loyalties???

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

We'll have nun of that.

That's the only problem.....

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

At least now you know what she'll do.

Susannah likes it.

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

Third one is eggactly like life.

Putin met with Zalenskyy and said "After I die, I bet you'll piss on my grave" And Zalenskyy said...

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

It's going to be a swamp.

Been there.....

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

but they are nice shoes.

FBI Searched Mar-a-Lago Looking for Classified Nuclear Weapons Documents The Washington Post ...

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2022:

It made it even more important to get these documents while he was out of town.

Trump Critics Fly $1,800 Banner to Mock Protestors at Mar-a-Lago Resort After FBI Raid

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2022:

and there were tens of trumpies protesting, tens I tell you.

Attorney General Merrick Garland speaks on FBI search of Trump's Mar-a-Lago

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2022:

The fact that the judge set such a short deadline, pretty well shows his intent, and the fact that he, his family and property were threatened I suspect that even if they file to keep it under seal, he will rule against them.

I have these bite size melons growing in my garden. They taste like a very sweet honeydew.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2022:

Do you have any idea what they are?

Gunman threatens OH FBI office, lockdown underway; suspect dead after standoff

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2022:

If they think the FBI is to be messed with, they need to remember that the FBI did not begin the Waco or Ruby Ridge raids, but they did finish them.

According to ancient Japanese lore, a person’s aura takes a particular colour right before they ...

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2022:

oh, so bad, it's good.

Jordan Klepper vs.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2022:

They were against all the things that their hero did when just presented with them and not who did them. What hypocrites!

[youtu.be] Merrick Garland speaks

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2022:

Depending on whether the judge feels like working late, we will probably have a ruling today or tomorrow.

Have some fun.....

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2022:

Fantastic!

This is no joke to some of us so I thought I would post it here! :-D

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2022:

I think he is headed for my ex's house, where plants go to die.

Beto O’Rourke put a “motherf--ker” who laughed at school shootings in his place

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2022:

He got more free press in Texas over this than you can imagine. Go Beto!

So like a cat

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2022:

That's a kitty you don't want to ignore.

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2022:

Almost became one of his old passengers.

Denied coverage because of a bad pun. That hurts.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2022:

You should see my floor, the girl that cleans for me always has to inspect the dust pan.

Some goat 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 (Hahaha! These are fuuuuuunny.) 🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

Well you are the GOAT.

Fetterman-Backing Doctors Say Oz Promoted Dubious Treatments

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

No grifter like a medical grifter

You never know where a paper chase will take you. Except with Cheato we kinda do know. 💩

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

They're going into deep shit.

A little too hot for Atlas to handle any more.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

good pun and great irony

MAGA tears.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

How stupid did he think the FBI was? Confess on live television, then expect them to ignore it. Right now he is shopping for top notch criminal defense attorneys. I heard he is not having much luck, since he won't meet their retainer requirements.

President Trump: Don't be too nice [youtube.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

Hope his words come back to bite him.

Stowaway Cat Finds Fame After Secretly Joining Her Family's Road Trip | HuffPost Latest News

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

I bet the cat sitter went nuts trying to find her.

Unfortunately I've never been careful of what I say on Facebook.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

nice

I saw a meme about Noah's Ark and it got me thinking about the supposed timeline of events.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

The flood was bronze age man's explanation for shell fossils on mountains, it is prevalent in many cultures where crust folding has exposed limestone deposits with shells and other identifiable fossils.

Quite frankly, most tea bags from the market are toxic, so it would be best to cut the used tea bags...

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

I've always broken my tea bags open before they go into the compost, but I prefer loose tea. My coffee grounds go in to sans filter.

I'm still smiling...

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

The last one says it all.

Trump says he took the Fifth Amendment in NY investigation – Reading Eagle

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

Pleading the fifth in a civil action is tantamount to confessing. Though in his case better to say nothing than to speak and be charged with perjury.

Trump Bowed To Pressure From Justice Department To REMAIN SILENT Until Raid Had Finished

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

Don't you know he almost had a stroke from the pressure to keep silent.

No shit, Sherlock! [apnews.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

I hope his lawyers informed him that taking the 5th in a civil investigation was as good as a confession. Since the jury will know you refused to answer because it might put you in jail.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Goes to Jail and Trump Raided - YouTube

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

If they were antifa, why was she visiting them in prison?

Let's talk about 5 stories from Trump's very bad 48 hours.... - YouTube

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

Oh what a tangled web. You can't tell the players without a program

I swear these just keep getting better lol

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

Who's that? I barely knew him. He was just a minor player.

Cat with rocking hair wows TikTok | TAG24

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

Trying to decide is it a good hair or bad hair day?

Well played, indeed!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

turning the sun against himself

A few on the Orange Turd...

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

When he leave New Jersey, I can imaging him telling the pilot to just head east.

Don't be too hard on the little chap, he's probably still teething! :-D

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

fresh sushi.

Some party!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

That's some party.

He paid his tuition!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

smart cat

Mismatched but still perfect.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

offset twins.

And a great flimflam to make money!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

It has worked for eons.

How DARE you challenge my religious beliefs!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

They can dish it out, but can't take it.

A few on current events...

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

I think he will take the Ken Lay dodge to get out of jail if convicted.

They didn't pay attention.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

And then they didn't listen.

Simmering Threats of Violence Dominate GOP Circles Over FBI Mar-a-Lago ‘Raid’ Right-wing ...

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

And now at least one member of congress has had their phone seized since they were in contact with Mark Meadows on 1/6.

Don't think it was all just copacetic -

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

I always wondered who cleaned up the bottom of that ship.

Maybe the senate watched this and realized why we sent them to Washington? [m.youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2022:

Always intersperced in the cartoons on Saturday.

I don’t know why I post this here. You know this.🙄

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2022:

good ones, stolen and filed

The moment Trump heard about the FBI raid

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2022:

He's just trying to save on fertilizer for his golf course.

What I expect to hear soon

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2022:

That and pretty soon, he'll never have heard of Eric and Don Jr.

I know. Sue me.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2022:

All religions have been aggressors, none have clean hands.

You guys like what's going on in Mar-A-Lago?

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2022:

You mean Mar a lardo?

What a girl!

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2022:

She must not be the prize she thought she was.

Clinton plugs ‘But Her Emails’ merch after FBI raids Trump home for records | The Hill

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2022:

It's a poor marketer that doesn't gather windfall apples.

I didn't think I'd ever laugh again.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Trumpy's bad luck makes so many so happy.

Karma just grabbed Trump by the pssy. -seen on Twitter

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2022:

I think they're going to roll him over before it's over.

Ingenuity is the key to survival. 😆

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Now let the dog out.

I mean, look at this wholesome chunker.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Vegan hunter?