Canada is coming to grips with its genocide of Native Americans, now it is time for the Catholic ...

GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Jun 6, 2021:

Maybe america will come to grips by the 29th Century.... perhaps?

glennlab replies on Jun 6, 2021:

We still have people that claim there was nothing in th US before the European invasion.

Canada is coming to grips with its genocide of Native Americans, now it is time for the Catholic ...

johnnyrobish comments on Jun 5, 2021:

As usual, great post Glenn!

glennlab replies on Jun 5, 2021:

thanks

Canada is coming to grips with its genocide of Native Americans, now it is time for the Catholic ...

nicknotes comments on Jun 5, 2021:

I wonder if the Catholics are responsible for the death of native Americans???

glennlab replies on Jun 5, 2021:

Beginning with the Spaniards in 1492 and continuing until the 1980s, the RCC had a hand in the genocide under the guise of enlightenment and conversion. Now their concern is controlling women. I think the mass graves at at least one of its schools give a resounding yes. Read the article it has some insight.

Priest in politics following the Trump grifter model: [apple.news]

Charlene comments on Jun 5, 2021:

Lay Attorneys are not useful for Canonical law..there are religious suckers born every minute..

glennlab replies on Jun 5, 2021:

It really is a VERY specialized area of law, and normally dominated by clergy members, more in line with a military tribunal than a court with the final appeal decided by the person that appointed the person you are defying.

It was quite a time , remember the decapitator, er merry go round?

deepeddy comments on Jun 4, 2021:

The zilker playground here in Austin still has an old firetruck. This is how playgrounds should be built. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a6/8b/88/a68b88016bca8824dba8cb3b1430b0cc.jpg

glennlab replies on Jun 4, 2021:

seen it, it took a lot for me not to climb on it.

With thanks to DBair for this post.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2021:

all the references in the footnotes refer back to the original source, no better than the god bothers stating the bible is the source of all their facts. This is neither peer reviewed . brought to us by the same people that promoted coconut oil without proof. from the about "The Health ...

glennlab replies on Jun 4, 2021:

@FrayedBear you stated " I'm not seeing authoritive denial of the assertion." again you cannot prove a negative.

With thanks to DBair for this post.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2021:

all the references in the footnotes refer back to the original source, no better than the god bothers stating the bible is the source of all their facts. This is neither peer reviewed . brought to us by the same people that promoted coconut oil without proof. from the about "The Health ...

glennlab replies on Jun 4, 2021:

@FrayedBear How can you negatively respond to something that is noty fact based. Bullshit requires no response except that it is bullshit. CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS

Granny still got it, for a little bit, anyhow...

Cast1es comments on Jun 4, 2021:

Woman has courage !

glennlab replies on Jun 4, 2021:

yes she does

They are a clear and present danger.

powder comments on Jun 3, 2021:

I love irony. The age old argument of conservative Vs progressive, status quo Vs change and the debate this generates is indicative of a vibrant democracy. You need debate and crushing/ silencing conservative views will not benefiting the democratic process. Basically no conservative voice, no ...

glennlab replies on Jun 3, 2021:

No where did I say we shouldn't talk, however when compromise is all one sided, as it has been since at least 1996 in the US, it is time to take a stand and stop pussyfooting around. When the conservative leader says his only job is to make sure that the right of center president is a one term president, refuses to confirm his nominees and refuses to bring legislation up for even committee review, it is past time to bend over and take it up the ass again like you would have us do.

What a pleasant change for us vets

St-Sinner comments on Jun 3, 2021:

Agree, Clinton was a draft dodger but he didn't go there

glennlab replies on Jun 3, 2021:

@St-Sinner There was a difference between exposing himself to the draft and flat out lying and committing fraud. For the record I was in anti Vietnam War protests prior to enlisting to avoid the draft.

What a maroon! What an ignoramus! Not just the mom but anyone who thinks she should have a ...

Tejas comments on Jun 2, 2021:

Someone shouldn't own a gun because accidents happen. You're delusional

glennlab replies on Jun 3, 2021:

@Smurfing101It does not meet the definition of an accident. She intended to fire the gun. Obviously did not have the proper target aquistion. Fired wildly ( missed her target with all three shot). Failed to determine her sourroundings, viol;ated numerous atate laws. The police determined that the dog was no threat to her based on the video evidence. Under Texas law if you cause a firearm to discharge you are responsible for all the actions that result from it whether intentional or not. Intent does not make the stiuking of her son an accident it make it an unintended consequence. She could have been charged with attempt capitol murder as others have when they did not intend to harm the person hit by ricochets. I am sorry that she shot her son, but she had no leagal right to discharge her weapon, so none of the reprecussions are accidents and it was a poor choice of words by the headline writer. The police and DA do not believe it was an accident, so I'm going to side with them.

All you need to know about the crystals.

Kynlei comments on Jun 3, 2021:

And neither do salt lamps or essential oils, but don't tell my mother in law that. She spends a lot of money on dumb shit.

glennlab replies on Jun 3, 2021:

I have no problem making money off delusional people. It follows the old adage that a fool and his money are soon parted. I am very clear that I make no claims about the efficacy of the product and they drone on and on about what each crystal or oil does and how it best used. They are almost evangelical in their beliefs.

It was quite a time , remember the decapitator, er merry go round?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 2, 2021:

Our jungle gym was on pavement.

glennlab replies on Jun 2, 2021:

@tinkercreek easier to locate the bodies of the darwin award winners

What a maroon! What an ignoramus! Not just the mom but anyone who thinks she should have a ...

Tejas comments on Jun 2, 2021:

Someone shouldn't own a gun because accidents happen. You're delusional

glennlab replies on Jun 2, 2021:

@Smurfing101 They were neighbors in a subdivision, in north Houiston, she came out with the apparent intention of killing the dog, The fact that she was charged, and the doorbell camera footage show that the dog presented no threat to either her or anyone else at the time she started blindly shooting endagering every family in the neighborhood. She had no business . Hunting was a generous term vesus delibertate atempted destruction of private p[roperty (dog) . She is lucky, under Texas law she could have been charged with multiple felonies.

Get to the center?

NHjulie comments on Jun 2, 2021:

3

glennlab replies on Jun 2, 2021:

that's as far as he ever got of I remember right

Get to the center?

LiterateHiker comments on Jun 2, 2021:

Offering a lollipop to an owl? At 67, the meaning escapes me.

glennlab replies on Jun 2, 2021:

How many licks to get to the center of a lollipop?

What a maroon! What an ignoramus! Not just the mom but anyone who thinks she should have a ...

Tejas comments on Jun 2, 2021:

Someone shouldn't own a gun because accidents happen. You're delusional

glennlab replies on Jun 2, 2021:

This was nmo accident, she illegally discharged her firearm and was charged with recless endangerment, not a responsible gun owner. Plus it appears she wasn't "protecting" anyone and instead was hunting this dog. A real winner you are supporting.

If you recognize these, you’re old! [buzzfeed.com]

Randarino comments on Jun 2, 2021:

Well I recognized just about all of them...you know what that means.

glennlab replies on Jun 2, 2021:

You're older than dirt?

Sweetheart.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 2, 2021:

Why do I feel I have seen that couch before, I keep casting about for it but screwed if I can recall

glennlab replies on Jun 2, 2021:

punny

It was quite a time , remember the decapitator, er merry go round?

PondartIncbendog comments on Jun 2, 2021:

In my hood, we had a lake at the bottom of the slide with gators.

glennlab replies on Jun 2, 2021:

slide and learn to swim at the same time.

It looks like trump hit the trifecta

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 1, 2021:

Was there another President found guilty of a crime while in office?

glennlab replies on Jun 1, 2021:

some have committed crimes, but none have been charged.

Giving both sides equal credibility is not always the right thing to do.

FearlessFly comments on May 31, 2021:

IMO, that sentiment would be MORE credible coming from an ACTUAL journalistic source. :O

glennlab replies on May 31, 2021:

Since I sat on the editorial board of a national newspaper, I would say it conveys the message with as little type as possible.

I think it is past time to call employers out on this, as well as all the contractors that pass ...

p-nullifidian comments on May 28, 2021:

As a landlord who didn’t plan to be one (I’m helping my 83-year-old father rent his home while he’s in assisted living), I have seen both sides of this issue play out. My father’s tenant hasn’t paid rent in months, taking advantage of the moratorium on evictions here in California. ...

glennlab replies on May 31, 2021:

@whiskywoman If landlords challenged the law on constitutional grounds, there is a chance that it could be found to be an illegal taking leaving the federal gov't on the hook. Lot's of legal wrangling to get there, but it is possible @p-nullifidian.

Mine was two courses, a classroom course that lasted a full semester and a behind the wheel course ...

JackPedigo comments on May 30, 2021:

Yup, and my learner car was a blue Chevy, station wagon with three on the tree.

glennlab replies on May 30, 2021:

We rotated through 8 different cars, my favorite was the Roadrunner with the wing in the back.

Turn about is fair play

CourtJester comments on May 30, 2021:

Legal votes matter

glennlab replies on May 30, 2021:

How many illegal votes were cast in the last election? Please give specific examples with locations and names. Disd you know they were all republicans?

He was a late bloomer

MichelleGar1 comments on May 30, 2021:

He's a sick motherfucker!

glennlab replies on May 30, 2021:

You're only saying that because it's true.

OK, I guess...???

QuidamOutrepont comments on May 29, 2021:

The notion of trash is becoming obsolete.

glennlab replies on May 30, 2021:

@AnneWimsey If logistics planning didn't teach me anything else, it taught me that there are no NEW problems, see how we solved something similar in the past and build on that.

OK, I guess...???

QuidamOutrepont comments on May 29, 2021:

The notion of trash is becoming obsolete.

glennlab replies on May 29, 2021:

@QuidamOutrepont Wrap them in newspapers then dig a hole about 4 feet down , leave them in the open hole for a few days to allow the insects to lay eggs, cover wait about 3 months then spread in the garden.

McConaughey on possible governor run in Texas

AnneWimsey comments on May 29, 2021:

They have, & are, doing worse.

glennlab replies on May 29, 2021:

Just the last three were enough for a lifetime (Bush, Perry, and Abbott) we really need term limits.

McConaughey on possible governor run in Texas

HippieChick58 comments on May 29, 2021:

Generally I don't think actors make good politicians. Thank DAWG I don't live in Texas.

glennlab replies on May 29, 2021:

I'm living here, so how about a little sympathy, the last good gov, we had was Ann Richards and she left office in 1995.

ISIS Agrees With Matt Gaetz: Murdering Americans is Okay [notreally.news]

FearlessFly comments on May 28, 2021:

. . . you found this on FB ? . . .wtf is Not Really News ? . . .seems like a REALLY bad choice for a credible source. :P

glennlab replies on May 29, 2021:

It's a satire site.

Oh, the crazy it is everywhere, & then religion gets involved, too, &.

glennlab comments on May 29, 2021:

two questions that will tell you the brand of crazy you are dealing with are, Who did you vote for for President? and Which denomination do you follow? I'm going to guess devout catholic and Trump.

glennlab replies on May 29, 2021:

@JonnaBononna good follow up for clarification, but If I get any of the evangelicals that voted for trump, I'm just going to walk away before I say something to rile them up.

Pretty well cuts to the quick

AnonySchmoose comments on May 28, 2021:

Hey... wait a moment... what happened to the intense character development?

glennlab replies on May 28, 2021:

That was abridged, lol

Bet you can't say it 5 times quickly out loud correctly

Robecology comments on May 28, 2021:

Say this fast a couple of times - dare ya; "I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit"

glennlab replies on May 28, 2021:

@Robecology No, it didn't take a genius to see where it was heading and I've never been good at tongue twisters.

I think it is past time to call employers out on this, as well as all the contractors that pass ...

p-nullifidian comments on May 28, 2021:

As a landlord who didn’t plan to be one (I’m helping my 83-year-old father rent his home while he’s in assisted living), I have seen both sides of this issue play out. My father’s tenant hasn’t paid rent in months, taking advantage of the moratorium on evictions here in California. ...

glennlab replies on May 28, 2021:

While I sympathize with your situation, and have been there before, it does not address employers or wages, it has to do with the eviction ban. The ban does not forgive the rent due, it merely postpones it's collection. I realize that there is probably not a chance in hell of getting the back rent. There should have been a rent subsidy passed along with the eviction moritorium.

Idaho Mom Lori Vallow Daybell Deemed Unfit To Stand Trial For Death Of Her Kids | HuffPost

glennlab comments on May 28, 2021:

She is receiving restorative therapy, she will still face trial, it is only delayed, plus she faces charges in Arizona.

glennlab replies on May 28, 2021:

@itsmedammit, @barjoe Insanity as a defense is possibly the worst of all defenses, because first you have to admit you did the crime, then you have to prove that you could not distinguish between right and wrong. 4 states do not allow any version of innocent by reason of insanity, several others only allow a guilty,(which takes the death penalty out of the deal) but insane which allows either an indeterminate sentence or a determinate sentence in a mental faciiity. These are not get out of jail free cards, they are not even more lienient sentences these facilities are the worst of the worst in most cases. In some cases the person can be released from the mental facility to go straight to death row. The criminal Justice system is heavily stacked in favor of the prosecution with over 95% of all persons charged being convicted.

Bet you can't say it 5 times quickly out loud correctly

Robecology comments on May 28, 2021:

Say this fast a couple of times - dare ya; "I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit"

glennlab replies on May 28, 2021:

pass

Idaho Mom Lori Vallow Daybell Deemed Unfit To Stand Trial For Death Of Her Kids | HuffPost

itsmedammit comments on May 28, 2021:

This is only a delay of the trial because, at this moment, for whatever reason, the court has agreed that she is unfit to stand trial. She will stand trial at a later date. You can't toss out due process because you are angry. That would be kinda like mobbing the Capitol Building because you were...

glennlab replies on May 28, 2021:

@barjoe Our system of justice rquires two parts, first a trial to determine guilt or innocence, the a second trial to determine punishment. Idaho does not have a not guilty by reason of insanity defense. IF she is found guilty, she will then face a sentencing trial with the same jury or the judge where all mitigating evidence will be presented. The people sentencing her will have seen all the evidence from the trial as well as the additional mitigationg evidence. None of which have you seen, since the trial is on hold.

Idaho Mom Lori Vallow Daybell Deemed Unfit To Stand Trial For Death Of Her Kids | HuffPost

itsmedammit comments on May 28, 2021:

This is only a delay of the trial because, at this moment, for whatever reason, the court has agreed that she is unfit to stand trial. She will stand trial at a later date. You can't toss out due process because you are angry. That would be kinda like mobbing the Capitol Building because you were...

glennlab replies on May 28, 2021:

@barjoe she was found to be unfit to stand trial by the state hired psycologist in Idaho, hardly a bastion of liberal ideals. It goes back to English common law that no person who because of mental disease or defect that renders them unable to aid in their own defense shall be put on trial. It is a very high bar to cross over and most prosecution psycologist know thaqt they won't get a second case if they find some incompetent that is not. Second, she has only been charged, our system rquires that a person be found guilty before anyone is allowed to kill them otherwise you are just advocating murdering someone that has offended your sense with no proof.

Some people way overestimate their tolerance

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2021:

I have some 20mg THC tablets for pain that I keep for those really bad days... If it gets really bad I sometimes take two and afterwards all fucks are gone...

glennlab replies on May 28, 2021:

Your frog has been stolen

We either had to dig them out of the deepest freezer in town or chase a truck to do it too

Killtheskyfairy comments on May 27, 2021:

Hey! Don’t denigrate push pops! They were a favorite.

glennlab replies on May 27, 2021:

I said we liked them

Life lessons, just in case you need them

freedom41 comments on May 27, 2021:

That's an awesome way to explain that.

glennlab replies on May 27, 2021:

I thought so too

Rudy Giuliani’s Actual Legal Defense: These Dems Are Peddling Conspiracies! HOW DARE THEY?

OldGoat43 comments on May 27, 2021:

Napoleon Bonaparte was operating the crooked voting machines while Duterte was holding the voters captive. All this was happening right after Benito Mussolini had his crooks from the Sicilian mob switch the ballots in Georgia with Arizona's so nobody could count them until that special Ninja group ...

glennlab replies on May 27, 2021:

makes as much sense as the fertilizer rudy is peddling

Frank the farmer had a nagging wife.

Mooolah comments on May 27, 2021:

What makes this joke funny is can be gender reversed. If it couldn't be applied to each gender equally, then it would be a joke nominated for elimination by the cancel culture committee. Where are the mass murder jokes?

glennlab replies on May 27, 2021:

too soon. I don't think we have gone more than a day or two in the last two years (over 600 in 2020 and over 200 so far this year)

Frank the farmer had a nagging wife.

girlwithsmiles comments on May 27, 2021:

KILL JOY ALERT - Yes, in 2018 33% of female homocides in England and Wales were perpetrated by their partners and ex partners. So I guess over here many men are winning at life! Sad jokes. If you’re unhappy leave; it won’t kill you!

glennlab replies on May 27, 2021:

@girlwithsmiles The group is just for laughs. I have not killed anyone since I was 22 (thank you Vietnam War) it took me years to be able to laugh about death. I am sorry if I offended you.

Frank the farmer had a nagging wife.

girlwithsmiles comments on May 27, 2021:

KILL JOY ALERT - Yes, in 2018 33% of female homocides in England and Wales were perpetrated by their partners and ex partners. So I guess over here many men are winning at life! Sad jokes. If you’re unhappy leave; it won’t kill you!

glennlab replies on May 27, 2021:

This was neither a partner or ex partner, it was the donkey. 20% of all homicides are an intimate partner, so it is a problem for both sexes, but more so for women.

How I feel when I put on slippers in the morning

AnneWimsey comments on May 26, 2021:

You too?!?

glennlab replies on May 26, 2021:

Yep

He's 5, 5 leaders in one, and 48% of his party are just fine with that

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

Who would have thought that DJT could check all the boxes of anything?

glennlab replies on May 26, 2021:

@mcgeo52 forgot that one, good catch.

I like to bring these quotes up every time I hear that the US is a christian nation

UrsiMajor comments on May 26, 2021:

How come I only get 8 like and 1 comment when I post this and you get 37 reactions and counting? How do I become more popular? What scandal do I need? :)

glennlab replies on May 26, 2021:

@UrsiMajor I've had people post the same meme in the same group within a day or two, so there is no magic formula.

I like to bring these quotes up every time I hear that the US is a christian nation

UrsiMajor comments on May 26, 2021:

How come I only get 8 like and 1 comment when I post this and you get 37 reactions and counting? How do I become more popular? What scandal do I need? :)

glennlab replies on May 26, 2021:

not sure, guess it's just timing and placement. I've had similar experience to youirs.

Dodged a bullet

Pralina1 comments on May 26, 2021:

Eeeww🤢 cuntasaurus

glennlab replies on May 26, 2021:

Do you still have the cup?

Different group to pick on, but it is a PSA

bobwjr comments on May 25, 2021:

Yup true and pants

glennlab replies on May 25, 2021:

That left a picture in my brain of a toothless braless pantess redneck in the driving rain. My brain hurts now, thanks Bob.

If I have to explain this then we probably can't be friends

Willow_Wisp comments on May 25, 2021:

I don’t get it. I don’t really want an explanation either. I don’t have the hubris to pretend to know what I don’t.

glennlab replies on May 25, 2021:

I'm pretty sure we can still be friends.

Absolutely true

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

You'd look cute in that lol

glennlab replies on May 25, 2021:

@Pralina1 touche'

If I have to explain this then we probably can't be friends

Willow_Wisp comments on May 25, 2021:

I don’t get it. I don’t really want an explanation either. I don’t have the hubris to pretend to know what I don’t.

glennlab replies on May 25, 2021:

waltz is 3/4 time, 4/4 is the more common time

Absolutely true

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

You'd look cute in that lol

glennlab replies on May 25, 2021:

@Pralina1 You know you'd look cute in anything

A collection of classical gas

MichelleGar1 comments on May 24, 2021:

Good one's! Lol

glennlab replies on May 25, 2021:

I've got a stinking collectiuon

Too bad that there's not one, but if there were

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2021:

Reminds me of the opening sequence of "Get Smart".

glennlab replies on May 24, 2021:

my thought, too

Now that's a good knock knock

Deb57 comments on May 24, 2021:

Don't go away mad, Donnie... just go away!

glennlab replies on May 24, 2021:

The farther, the better

What was gas going for when you first started driving?

HankSherman comments on May 24, 2021:

Can't tell as gospel, but pretty sure I remember .12 a gal. Bound to be wrong, more likely .27 or .28 in 1957 when I started driving.

glennlab replies on May 24, 2021:

It very well could have been the .129 per gallon in 57, I started driving in 71 and it was normally .219 to .259 with gas wars bringing it to .189. The tax per gallon back then was .069 per gallon.

2 out of 3 should have been met with military force. Guess which one Trump chose?

BirdMan1 comments on May 24, 2021:

1812? Was that the one with the airport?

glennlab replies on May 24, 2021:

No the stable genius claimed that was the revolutionary war when Washington secured the airports.

What was gas going for when you first started driving?

tinkercreek comments on May 23, 2021:

Thanks for the verification, I thought my memory was playing tricks on me.

glennlab replies on May 23, 2021:

I just steal the mems. I don't verify how accurate they are. lol

Looks like I've found the fountain of youth

Killtheskyfairy comments on May 23, 2021:

I’ll be dead by tomorrow because I hate them both.

glennlab replies on May 23, 2021:

In reality, I haven't had a hot dog in several years

Bet we have a bunch of grandmas that really rocked it back in the day.

GeorgeRocheleau comments on May 23, 2021:

My classmates looked like that, but not my grandma.

glennlab replies on May 23, 2021:

You're a long way from being a kid, too. But that was the point of the meme that that oldster over there used to be hot and their day is coming,

We need to be prepared to end the threat to ourselves and our nation

Alienbeing comments on May 23, 2021:

When are people going to learn that at the Federal Level we are NOT a Democracy, we are a Republic and the differences are immense.

glennlab replies on May 23, 2021:

Every member of congress is elected by the people they represent, I would call that democracy, now when they vote on bills, I would call that a republican democracy, but the founders used the terms interchangably. When will you learn not to cherrypick and nit pick so you have something you can disagree with?

I thought we fought this battle in the 60s and 70s

HippieChick58 comments on May 23, 2021:

Like we're reinventing the damn wheel.

glennlab replies on May 23, 2021:

I tried to convince people and legislators that we needed to codify Roe and not just depend on the Supreme Court. Now i bet some of them wished they'd listened.

Something is wrong. He can feel it.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

If he could make Adam from mud, and Eve from a rib, why did he have to fuck Mary?

glennlab replies on May 22, 2021:

@OldMetalHead Maybe Adam and Eve were just masterbation and Mary popped his cherry

Unfortunate name

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

Don't google it!!!!!

glennlab replies on May 22, 2021:

@phxbillcee same here

Beautiful day for a walk through the forest, conveniently attached to a dog park!

Redheadedgammy comments on May 22, 2021:

Beautiful day for a walk. I took my Lizzie out for a walk this morning while it was still cool. Sure wish we would get some rain here.

glennlab replies on May 22, 2021:

We are in the Spring Monsoon back here. I got 8 inches while I was on the road, and we've had about 3 inches since then with more rain next week. Hope you get some soon.

Unfortunate name

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

Don't google it!!!!!

glennlab replies on May 22, 2021:

@OldMetalHead serves them right

They are trying to and must be stopped

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

I'm not going to let it happen

glennlab replies on May 22, 2021:

@bobwjr We may be voices in the wilderness but we will be voices and we will not be silenced.

They are trying to and must be stopped

racocn8 comments on May 22, 2021:

If the FBI doesn't indict Trump soon, the rest of the country will see all is lost. They will see the Department of Justice is just an arm of the hidden ruling elites.

glennlab replies on May 22, 2021:

It is not the job of the FBI to indict anyone, they investigate. It is the US attorneys that present the charges to a grand jury that indict.

For that classic sound...

NHjulie comments on May 22, 2021:

and...

glennlab replies on May 22, 2021:

oops I didn't realize you had already made the challengs.

We should be handing these out

Willow_Wisp comments on May 22, 2021:

It wouldn’t work, I’m cursed with electrical knowledge. You need two rings, one for each hand with only one ring connected to hot and the other only connected to ground. They need the jolt to pass through the heart. You should replace your fuse with a penny first.

glennlab replies on May 22, 2021:

I have been thinking that everytime I see it, but you were much nicer about explaining it.

From 1999 to 2015 my organic veggies at Brook Glen Farm kept me healthy and happy.

wordywalt comments on May 21, 2021:

We are all under legal and moral obligation to pay our fair share as defined by law. That is what happens when we choose to not honor that obligation. I am sure that you do regret the results.

glennlab replies on May 22, 2021:

@AnneWimsey see his repy to @hippiechick58

Blasphemy!!! You're going to party and you're going to like it! Lol

glennlab comments on May 21, 2021:

Wasn't that Uncle Charley?

glennlab replies on May 22, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 I was refering to Uncle Charley and Mike from "My Three sons" may have been a bit before your time. Partay

This probably belongs in politics, but it a woman's right to chose should never be political

BufftonBeotch comments on May 22, 2021:

There is not one state that would even dare dream of requiring a man to give a blood donation to his living child. Not if they shared a rare blood type. Not if the child needed immediate surgery. We all know the child would be allowed to die rather than breach a man's innate body sanctuary....

glennlab replies on May 22, 2021:

So very true, they still believe women should be barefoot and pregnant.

One to send the grandkids, (anonymously)

AnneWimsey comments on May 22, 2021:

Wait! That was me!

glennlab replies on May 22, 2021:

Yhat was the idea, remember Go Granny, Go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up-djjPN2Dg

This is probably true

glennlab comments on May 21, 2021:

just increase the fat in his fat burgers, then you'll find out what he is really worth.

glennlab replies on May 22, 2021:

@NHwoodsman But this time she needs to catch a real billionaire and that body is not going to last forever, no matter how much plastic it has.

This probably belongs in politics, but it a woman's right to chose should never be political

KateOahu comments on May 21, 2021:

Winners, all.

glennlab replies on May 21, 2021:

thanks

This probably belongs in politics, but it a woman's right to chose should never be political

tinkercreek comments on May 21, 2021:

Great collection!

glennlab replies on May 21, 2021:

thanks

My go-to for excellent international news is Aljazeera.

glennlab comments on May 21, 2021:

Aljazeera is a good source, RT is Russian owned and controlled. BBC is the UK's NPR. NPR is the US's non corporate owned news service I find myself reading the same story from 4 or 5 standpoints. Each of the news services have their own bias and you need a lot of different filters to get as close ...

glennlab replies on May 21, 2021:

@TimeOutForMe Britain had a habit of leaving their former colonies in conflict so that they would not be able to survive without a more powerful (GB) ally backing them.

Origins? [nature.com]

glennlab comments on May 21, 2021:

wow

glennlab replies on May 21, 2021:

@BirdMan1 I really didn't know anyother resonse, they keep getting farther and farther back.

10 Years Ago Today, Evangelist Harold Camping Wrongly Predicted the Rapture | Hemant Mehta | ...

kiramea comments on May 21, 2021:

They've been wrongly predicting the rapture since at least the 1800's

glennlab replies on May 21, 2021:

try the first century, the disiples believed that they would not perish but be spirited off to heaven.

Men only want one thing

silverotter11 comments on May 21, 2021:

Are memes meant to be taken seriously?

glennlab replies on May 21, 2021:

not really, most are intended as humor. It is like believing a standup comic.

From 1967 a little Buffalo Springfield

glennlab comments on May 20, 2021:

In case you forgot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY

glennlab replies on May 21, 2021:

@NHjulie me too

Metroplex Atheist -No Strings Attached Dallas-Ft.

glennlab comments on May 20, 2021:

time and date please. is it every wednesday?

glennlab replies on May 20, 2021:

@Sierra4 I'm going to try to make it out

The only thing he could catch

Castlepaloma comments on May 20, 2021:

How do you kill it with all the mutations and strains.

glennlab replies on May 20, 2021:

You stop giving it hosts so that it can't mutate. See the definition of vaccine.

It was fun while it lasted...

KKGator comments on May 17, 2021:

In all seriousness, how in the blue hell are people who are that stupid allowed to leave their homes? 🤦‍♀️

glennlab replies on May 20, 2021:

They escape

Do it, I dare you! Lol

glennlab comments on May 20, 2021:

Did that once, got broken ribs to prove it

glennlab replies on May 20, 2021:

@MichelleGar1 I probably shouldn't have laughed at her the first two punches and asked, "is that all you've got?"

Former first couple enjoying their prep for prison tour

LucyLoohoo comments on May 19, 2021:

This's where I wish we had a VOMITING emoji!

glennlab replies on May 20, 2021:

.....

What, me worry?

glennlab comments on May 19, 2021:

Following in Durst footsteps if you're interested in the drag saga I referenced https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst

glennlab replies on May 19, 2021:

@OldGoat43 No, living in drag to avoid the police

Former first couple enjoying their prep for prison tour

Mofo1953 comments on May 19, 2021:

Fuck them!

glennlab replies on May 19, 2021:

Not even with your dick

Let's test your memory

tinkercreek comments on May 19, 2021:

Another question: When was the last year they installed those in new cars?

glennlab replies on May 19, 2021:

not really sure, but there are still aftermarket lighters available and most of the electronic attachments fit into the hole that is now covered in most cars.

Somehow this image seems to work

Moravian comments on May 19, 2021:

If that bulk was created by the use of steroids maybe they are not so miss matched

glennlab replies on May 19, 2021:

I thought the same thing.

Strangely appropriate

tinkercreek comments on May 18, 2021:

So many things, and more each day! My 4 yr old grandson is baffled that I can't just "talk" to my TV, as they do . . .

glennlab replies on May 18, 2021:

I talk to mine all the time, it just doesn't do any good.

I would just like to say all the Trump supporters can all _uck themselves

Pralina1 comments on May 15, 2021:

Eeewww . 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢. I can’t . Way to ruin my night off Glenn !!!🤢🤢🤢🤢

glennlab replies on May 15, 2021:

Sorry

Did I swipe this from here??

glennlab comments on May 11, 2021:

Yep

glennlab replies on May 11, 2021:

@scurry No need for apologies, as long as it is not the same day, same group.

My memory is fine, I don't need any supplements!

Adam_Metal comments on May 11, 2021:

glennlab replies on May 11, 2021:

I know cucumbers, Ive raised cucumbers, that sir, is no cucumber.

Covid restrictions are about to be eased but we still have to be careful

glennlab comments on May 11, 2021:

I can support this

glennlab replies on May 11, 2021:

@Beowulfsfriend same here, but if you have to lay down to do it, lay down (my preference anyhow)