Will you please at least consider?

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2022:

vasectomy can cost between $0 and $1000, one time, diapers $22 a week or more for 100 weeks or $2200, and that doesn't include all the extras. Pay now or pay later.

An under-reported fact.

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Well there's no one there to tell him he's doing it wrong

Real handy

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2022:

He looks board.

Missing Mister I was really beginning to be concerned about Mister last week.

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Fireworks can be rough on animals. Our retriever got so scared once we we got unexpectedly called out of town over the 4th that she clawed through the back door(wood). We had made arrangements for food and water, but forgot all about her fear of fireworks. hugs.

It generally works but not here...

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2022:

She may have to lower her standards, way lower.

Most likely to succeed in business

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Lucy figure out the way to get Charlie's nickel..

Hit the nail on the head...Pardon the pun!!!

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Well his bjs just got cut in half from birthday and christmas to just birthday.

Feckin' medical advice but..........."Whatever" :-D

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2022:

I'm no quitter!

What a Mom

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Moms always put a damper on the fun.

You might be a redneck if...

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2022:

that was way more detailed than I expected.

Happy Monday!!!! Trying to make some of you laugh, this has been a sad day!

glennlab comments on Jul 4, 2022:

you have once again submitted great humor.

Be on the lookout.

glennlab comments on Jul 4, 2022:

lock him up for a 72 ~~hour~~ year hold.

What else on 4th July….

glennlab comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Good old Springsteen, I kind of scoffed at a girl that played his first album for me and told me he was the next Dylan.

Such an iconic sound of the 1970's. BTO--You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jul 4, 2022:

one of the reasons I love this group, they keep reminding me of the great rock music that has slipped from my memory and a few I've never heard. This one was an old favorite.

I was there...

glennlab comments on Jul 4, 2022:

And they were 4 finger bags.

Happy treason day to all us Bloody Bastards!!

glennlab comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Happy fourth, may you finish the fifth, and sleep peacefully until the sixth.

Some dips in the road coming up.

glennlab comments on Jul 4, 2022:

The new buttons are great.

Reminds me of a little book I read back in the 70s.

glennlab comments on Jul 4, 2022:

If you have to ask, do you really want to know?

I wanna be a fly on the wall

glennlab comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Why the horn?

Monday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Prepping to sharpen the claws.

Happy Fourth for all my Yankee friends...

glennlab comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Nice selections.

Who hasn't been here?

glennlab comments on Jul 4, 2022:

In Jr Hi, our band director would go concerts and with their permission tape on a large reel to reel recorder. He said that there would sometimes be others there doing the same thing. I bet that was a sight.

Know the dating lingo

glennlab comments on Jul 3, 2022:

I'm a good old SS,SF, & SH

Maybe not ALL religions, but sure seems this way with the religion behind the ultra right in ...

glennlab comments on Jul 3, 2022:

Religion has been used for eons by the rich and powerful to get richer and more powerful.

Wife.... "Listen, shall we go to the circus?

glennlab comments on Jul 3, 2022:

He should have listened better.

I have no trouble believing this whatsoever.

glennlab comments on Jul 3, 2022:

From seeing some of those tourist, he is being quite generous.

I haven't posted for a while and thought maybe I'll try a few pictures from the other day.

glennlab comments on Jul 3, 2022:

Herons make good animal models, they seem to pose.

The most intelligent advice I've heard.

glennlab comments on Jul 3, 2022:

Got to beat down the covers before you lie down.

But he's got such a nice vibrato.

glennlab comments on Jul 3, 2022:

Bad breath?

Mongoose in Texas are aggressive

glennlab comments on Jul 3, 2022:

Don't fuck with the squirrels in Texas.

He has power, doesn't he?

glennlab comments on Jul 2, 2022:

basics covered.

Rust in pieces.

glennlab comments on Jul 2, 2022:

auto correct totally ducks up things.

I can remember that

glennlab comments on Jul 2, 2022:

Thanks

Next time, just bring potato salad, ok?

glennlab comments on Jul 2, 2022:

timely

Rep.

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

I want to know what this ammo shortage is they are talking about. I counted at least 50 stores in my local area when I could purchase 1000 round packages of most calibers if I wanted. I guess if you really want a lot of ammo, they might have a problem, but we are talking lots of 50,000 rounds or more.

Oh, the times we've seen

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Not my monkeys, not my circus, but I still had to suffer their presence.

Rep.

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

IRS has aprox 3300 LEOs that require annual certification on the gun range that's a minimum of 330,000 rounds of ammunition just for certification, not to mention for practice. How dumb are these nimrods?.

And take your mutant children with you.

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

The sooner the better. Although if it looks like he will be indicted, I expect him to borrow a plane and fly to Saudi, who will initially accept him, then deport him when they discover he has no real money.

Great advice!!

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

It's amazing to me, that of all the things that Cassidy H. told about Trump and his actions, the only one trump tried to rebut were his tantrums, not his sedition.

Isn't that the truth?

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Just a few stats, Life expectancy US...78.79 China...76.91 India...69.66 I'll take Western medicine over Your brand of magic everyday and the facts back up @pralina1

It's hard to want to celebrate Independence Day when roughly half our population is now demonstrably...

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

all good, but pop quiz really hits home.

Mostly it's on FB

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Caught me in the act.

Just had an epiphany...

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Yep

What happened to God's termites?

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

That's the reason we can't find evidence of the ship, he stored them in the wood.

They won't leave you alone

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

push it back in, we're not taking his call.

A good reason Joe

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

All the best seafood are scavengers.

For a morning hug

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

That's going to leave a mark.

In the long run, we're ALL dead.

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

cross dressing squirrels, who knew.

He was an engineering student from Georgia

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

There's a special place in hell for that engineer.

When your friends think you are so cool... Truth hurts. 😆

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Oh yes

Oh, now it all makes sense! Haha!

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

That's the only way he was tough on china.

His fans thought he was🔥

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Really burns you up if you can't remember him.

USC and UCLA to join the BIG10 in 2024.

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

With TV contracts, the step up in the level of competition, it will make the Big 10 an equivalent to the SEC. It should be a good deal.

I need an interpreter. Does anyone speak "Stupid"?

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2022:

He's channeling Nixon through a stupid filter.

Anyone else not getting the email confirmation link? I had it resent several times but nothing

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2022:

Don't worry about it, I don't think I got it either, come on in the water is fine.

Hercules

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2022:

The more I see about this wreck, the more interesting it gets. It shows the benefit of revisiting old sites with new people and equipment.

It’s time for Thursday’s teatime treat…which I’m squeezing in between watching Wimbledon on ...

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2022:

I've seen Cher several times in her Vegas residency, even at 70 she still has a great voice. Great choice.

I was an animal control officer for 5 yrs, my husband was for 8 yrs (he passed in 2005) and some ...

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2022:

I have to go in a set up my account, but I'll give it a shot

In interview, Ron Johnson says it may be true that COVID vaccine causes AIDS.

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2022:

How did that idiot ever get elected. After he got elected how did he survive with the light saber up his ass and the three quarts of horse dewormer in his stomach.

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glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2022:

The plates that we always suspected, Cassidy confirmed.

After that last hearing there has been a lot of new content

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2022:

Who would have thought that we would still have trump to kick around? I closed my trump file the first time 2 years ago, now I've got several hundred more memes in the new folder.

I'm very late today! Hope you all had a good Wednesday!

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

With everything going on right now, a female saying she's late in Texas could be cause for concern.

It's different this time

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

He found out what was in those shots he got.

Carl was different

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

He's doing what he knows how to do.

Who thought you could get a bang out of Medicine? Dr Kevorkian edition.

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

You've got to shoot them then bash them over the head so that you can save them. The evangelical version of the doctor kit.

Now available

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

that's one small human.

Ginni Thomas’ Lawyer Says She Won’t Testify at Jan.

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

I knew it, they claim to want to testify, but when given the chance, they will always find a reason not to.

My cow has fleas...

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

shoe size, Riiiiight!

Congratulations ....

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

She's got 6 justices stuck up there.

Reality check.

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

You can find a cat for any occasion.

An old man somewhere in the Soviet Union's buries a box in his yard.

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Well, he got his answer.

If the Republican party is ever again be seen as a sincere, respectable party, honest and patriotic...

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

The last time a third party got an electoral vote was George Wallace. By splitting the democratic vote, we got Richard Nixon

Damn ...Still no tomatoes!!!

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2022:

That looks like the ones in Thailand in the 70s

So the Chief Mental Defective of the United $tates of Absurdity had a habit of hurling his lunch at ...

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2022:

Now you know why all his life his employees have had to sign non disclosure agreements.

By far, the most devastating testamony yet.

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2022:

I have a feeling that protection was probably offered, since the committee stated that they had to keep the witness secret to protect her prior to her testimony

Sounds to me like he might have been suffering from syphilis. [en.wikipedia.org]

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2022:

Wasn't that a little extreme?

Flynn Pleads Fifth When Asked About Peaceful Transfer Of Power [youtube.com] Absolutely dispicable

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2022:

People with nothing to hide don't take the fifth.

Do you have yours

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2022:

To bed by 4, up at 0600 all week, then sleep all day Saturday and Sunday.

Unlike snap and crackle, pop can be fatal.

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2022:

good ones

Tuesday Morning Memes! Have a good day!

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2022:

You are so cute.

One after another... I forget sometimes

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Life hack for daters

Call me weird

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2022:

it shows sometimes.

Had a busy weekend hanging out with family and new extended family.

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2022:

great

I have been teaching my kids how to cook.

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2022:

One of the first steps to independence, good move.

George Carlin RoeVsWade

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2022:

It'd be better if he took some of his believers home with him

🤟🔥☘🥃 TheFreeThoughtProphet

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2022:

A little Jameson and Irish Creme?

Rudy Giuliani slapped inside Staten Island ShopRite

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2022:

I've had pats on my back that were harder than that as a congratulation. Since he didn't move, it show what a pussy he is.

Can you imagine. I have 6 more points to level 9. So excited about the little things in life.

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Congratulations

The Muppets Introduce "The Jan.

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2022:

great intro

May not be ridiculous after all

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Nothing worse than an alligator having a bad trip.

Back from Niagara Falls .

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Welcome back. I hate that your vaca was spoiled by the bad news.

A British spy goes undercover in America and tries to infiltrate the political ranks.

glennlab comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Exactly

Every Freaking Time

glennlab comments on Jun 26, 2022:

To see if your hearing is as bad as you say

On the bright side, this does save a lot of time and money.

glennlab comments on Jun 26, 2022:

I have never texted anyone eat shirt and diet, or go duck yourself.

Let the truth be told...

glennlab comments on Jun 26, 2022:

She says that like it is a bad thing.

GOP discovers too late that Ukrainian Americans are a key voting bloc in battleground states

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2022:

Glad to see them piss off the votes that they used to be able to count on.

My shrimp posole in chipotle and tomatilla broth.

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2022:

Looks good.

Having trouble posting photos from my Android phone. Can anyone explain?

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2022:

You have to post from a saved picture, not a live one. Hope that helps.

One more fun record for Portland, Oregon - Inflatable T-Rex Costumes! [fb.watch]

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2022:

So, did you dress up?

Ocean Freight Shipping Costs Are Driving Goods Prices Higher — ProPublica

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2022:

One more case of greed ramping up costs.