Never forget, these roads were built by government employees in times of peace.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Jan 8, 2021:

It’s planned obsolescence by commercial interests. If the road doesn’t fall apart, company doesn’t have steady work. I moved from suburban Chicago to rural Illinois. The roads in rural area fell apart faster with less heavy traffic. Corruption, anyone?

glennlab replies on Jan 9, 2021:

I live one block from a small towm completely surrounded by Dallas, there are several streets where the boundary goes down the center of the road. Typically when they are resurfaced, each city does their half, normally on the same week. The potholes and road mogals on the smaller city's side show up way sooner, plus their side of the street is smaller. I suspect a little corruption.

They took his twitter because there is more evidence of his supporters doing more attacks.

Lorajay comments on Jan 9, 2021:

All the feds have to do is start listening to Gap and Parlor.

glennlab replies on Jan 9, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo They were growing fast, but apple store and google store are threatening to pull their apps if they don't moderate their sites. I'm not sure of their size since I don't frequent sites like that.

We are worried about you

Killtheskyfairy comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Then I have had dementia warning signs for decades!

glennlab replies on Jan 9, 2021:

They also claim that a dark sense of humor is a sign of higher intellegence.

We are worried about you

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 9, 2021:

I'm doomed

glennlab replies on Jan 9, 2021:

ne too

They took his twitter because there is more evidence of his supporters doing more attacks.

Lorajay comments on Jan 9, 2021:

All the feds have to do is start listening to Gap and Parlor.

glennlab replies on Jan 9, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo far right wing answers to FB and twitter.

Not sure what's funnier, the trendy outfit or the "lyk" caption.

freedom41 comments on Jan 9, 2021:

I so wish we still had the nausea emoji. I want to use it so bad.

glennlab replies on Jan 9, 2021:

will this suffice?

I'm running out of excuses now that I've got way more time than I need

Freespirit64 comments on Jan 8, 2021:

A big, fat liar...😂

glennlab replies on Jan 8, 2021:

I'm in shape, round is a shape.

Who else is ruined

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Didn't think that one out, did they?

glennlab replies on Jan 8, 2021:

Oh I think they did

Why shaman really bellowed

Wisterious comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Another human that loves the limelight. I wish social media would ignore him instead of giving him the notoriety he craves.

glennlab replies on Jan 8, 2021:

@TheGreatShadow That was the secret service

Never forget, these roads were built by government employees in times of peace.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Actually they did use engineers to design their roads..

glennlab replies on Jan 8, 2021:

The entire Roman army were civil engineers, during peacetime. But their primary job was military

Re: New strains of COVID, it may be a long summer.

DenoPenno comments on Jan 8, 2021:

What I find strange here is that some who are showing the new strain have not traveled in any way to get it.

glennlab replies on Jan 8, 2021:

It is called community spread, it could be several generations of transmissdion from the actual traveler

Now what?

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2021:

This is treason and insurrection, every person that crossed the police lines should be arrested, tried and sent to prison. These was a criminal action led by the president of the United States. Where were the water cannons, the tear gas, the rubber bullets? Why were the same police that tear ...

glennlab replies on Jan 8, 2021:

@raymetcalfe Their fearless leader was under his chair at the whitehouse, they are lost without a leader to follow. And much like their leader, they wanted a job, but not to actually do the job.

Why shaman really bellowed

Wisterious comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Another human that loves the limelight. I wish social media would ignore him instead of giving him the notoriety he craves.

glennlab replies on Jan 8, 2021:

I think the FBI is about to give him all the attention he deserves.

Transportation Sec Chao, citing violence at Capital for resigning! Isn’t this just ...

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Chao is a dandy. She's bet stealing taxpayer money for years, and has made millions through investments using insider information. Moscow Mitch showed her how. You don't amass the kinds of fortunes she and her turtle-like hubby have through government salaries. Maybe she'll have time to vote yes on ...

glennlab replies on Jan 7, 2021:

@Freedompath Not if it comes from her, spouces can give unlimited amounts. .

Transportation Sec Chao, citing violence at Capital for resigning! Isn’t this just ...

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Chao is a dandy. She's bet stealing taxpayer money for years, and has made millions through investments using insider information. Moscow Mitch showed her how. You don't amass the kinds of fortunes she and her turtle-like hubby have through government salaries. Maybe she'll have time to vote yes on ...

glennlab replies on Jan 7, 2021:

@Freedompath He family owns one of the largest shipping companies in based Taiwan. Can you say conflict of interest?

US Rep Ilhan Omar is drawing up articles of impeachment against Trump to remove him from office.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 6, 2021:

The 25th amendment should be immediately used. What the fuck are you waiting for Pelosi? This was basically insurrection incited by a madman, skip the protocolar bs and oust this asshole now, He can't be with the nuclear codes one more day dammit!!!

glennlab replies on Jan 7, 2021:

@Mofo1953 She recieves the documents, she CANNOT execute them. The current law only allows the VP to intiate the removal( we have no other groups identified by congress) Any influence she has is best wielded privately first. She could have 100% of the house with her and she would have no ability to remove Trump. She and Pence are semi equals in that each of them controls one house of congress, but the constitution gives him the power, not her. Direct your anger where it belongs.

Its about time someone tried to hold these shit stains accountable! Hopefully rudy will lose his ...

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2021:

I hope that is just the beginning

glennlab replies on Jan 7, 2021:

@Redheadedgammy There has already been a complaint filed with the Texas bar on Ted Cruz, we'll see how it goes.

US Rep Ilhan Omar is drawing up articles of impeachment against Trump to remove him from office.

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 6, 2021:

The 25th amendment should be immediately used. What the fuck are you waiting for Pelosi? This was basically insurrection incited by a madman, skip the protocolar bs and oust this asshole now, He can't be with the nuclear codes one more day dammit!!!

glennlab replies on Jan 6, 2021:

Pelosie can't involke the 25th, it takes the VP and a majority of the cabinet

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

freeofgod comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Dead ~~Sen. McConnell is my preference.~~ Nah. Let him suffer.

glennlab replies on Jan 6, 2021:

@altschmerz Money can't buy his way out of a debillitating stroke

I'm sorry if this opinion is unseemly, but I think the National Guard should shoot to kill.

Pralina1 comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Forgive me if not accurate . Woke up at 1530 and got ready for work and listen to cnn on my phone while getting ready and then while driving , my ass finally made it actually to hospital parking lot . Someone , if I heard right , shoot a woman in the chest inside the building ?. Who the fuck ...

glennlab replies on Jan 6, 2021:

@TheGreatShadow I never said or evem implied that body armour was illegal, yours is a strawman arguement. However wearing body armour shows that you expect to participate in some violent action.

tRump supporters are storming the capitol building as per The Guardian.

Wisterious comments on Jan 6, 2021:

2:15pm Watching the news clips from the major news stations. Nope. Most demonstrators were/are peaceful, but there were 'a few tense moments' by a few locos, but the capitol police handled it, with some pepper spray. With that said, tRump had evidently made a speech that had whipped them into a...

glennlab replies on Jan 6, 2021:

@Wisterious Pretty much in emotional overload, I found myself tuning into Fox, since they were the only ones not covering it at all.

tRump supporters are storming the capitol building as per The Guardian.

Theresa_N comments on Jan 6, 2021:

The defense dept. has refused to allow the DC government to deploy the National Guard. The coup may be successful.

glennlab replies on Jan 6, 2021:

They finally mobilized the entire DC national Guard and called in units from Va and MD police.

tRump supporters are storming the capitol building as per The Guardian.

Wisterious comments on Jan 6, 2021:

2:15pm Watching the news clips from the major news stations. Nope. Most demonstrators were/are peaceful, but there were 'a few tense moments' by a few locos, but the capitol police handled it, with some pepper spray. With that said, tRump had evidently made a speech that had whipped them into a...

glennlab replies on Jan 6, 2021:

@Wisterious They got violent and sprayed the police with pepper spray, breached the capitol and looted but that was after you posted.

I'm sorry if this opinion is unseemly, but I think the National Guard should shoot to kill.

Pralina1 comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Forgive me if not accurate . Woke up at 1530 and got ready for work and listen to cnn on my phone while getting ready and then while driving , my ass finally made it actually to hospital parking lot . Someone , if I heard right , shoot a woman in the chest inside the building ?. Who the fuck ...

glennlab replies on Jan 6, 2021:

The woman that was shot was one of the protesters and based on the video was fully decked out in body armour and could have had a weapon. Not an innocent person, a criminal.

"Derek01"..."hi beautiful", age 46, here for a"life partner".....hhmmmmmmmmmm

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Some newbie posted an ad this morning as well.

glennlab replies on Jan 6, 2021:

saw your response. Great.

A little levity to the tragic circumstances of today

Killtheskyfairy comments on Jan 6, 2021:

This was a horrific day for USA and rule of law. Someone was shot and killed in the capital building!

glennlab replies on Jan 6, 2021:

The latest information is that she was one of the protesters that had breached the capitol.

All you cooks out there, is this true?

jeshuey comments on Jan 6, 2021:

What's "left-over chocolate"?

glennlab replies on Jan 6, 2021:

exactly

We're at 1600 members

scurry comments on Jan 6, 2021:

Yay!! And yet... The same 25 people make 98% of the posts. (*numbers pulled out of thin air)

glennlab replies on Jan 6, 2021:

Most people are readers and there is a reluctance to post. but all contibute even if it is only by visiting even if they leave nothing.

Just when you thought it was all behind you

Wisterious comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Lol. Clever. Where do you find these?

glennlab replies on Jan 6, 2021:

@Freespirit64 nope, some are bad, some in very bad taste, some require way too much background to just throw out in a public forum.

Trump's escape to Scotland has been thwarted [heraldscotland.com]

Freedompath comments on Jan 5, 2021:

I sure hope he read the memo correctly! I would hate to hear the airport wouldn’t allow him to land...should he try and squeeze himself in...in defiance! This is his usual response to being rejected!

glennlab replies on Jan 6, 2021:

@Freedompath He has the use of the aircraft until noon on 1/20, after that the aircraft commander must have new orders from the new president, theoretically Biden could order him to turn around and return without ever dropping Trump off. I believe that is the reason trump planned to arrive 1/19.

More proof that numbers don't lie, they just don't tell the whole story.

barjoe comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Sad thing is, put that on Facebook, morons will share it.

glennlab replies on Jan 5, 2021:

There's at least one on here that didn't read it correctly. Everyone from 1798, whether they got the smallpox vaccine or not is dead today. It was an effort to show how people misuse statistics.

Trump's escape to Scotland has been thwarted [heraldscotland.com]

Freedompath comments on Jan 5, 2021:

I sure hope he read the memo correctly! I would hate to hear the airport wouldn’t allow him to land...should he try and squeeze himself in...in defiance! This is his usual response to being rejected!

glennlab replies on Jan 5, 2021:

All the presidential aircraft are equiped with air to air refueling, so there is no reason to have to land to even refuel. A tanker task force is also located nearby.

Role of a lifetime

Killtheskyfairy comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Do animals with scales sweat?

glennlab replies on Jan 5, 2021:

Not that i am aware of, but with aquatic ones how could you tell?

Role of a lifetime

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 5, 2021:

................................

glennlab replies on Jan 5, 2021:

groan

The reason that cooler heads win in the long run

Willow_Wisp comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Obviously Photo Shopped, if it were a real photo it would be a Coyote and the bird would be a Road Runner, that's Science!

glennlab replies on Jan 5, 2021:

then he would stall for a second and drop half a mile then be ordering an anvil from Acme, either unharmed or with a few bqandages

Hey Donald!!!

BirdMan1 comments on Jan 5, 2021:

The fool can not see that he is the cause of his own sorrow! "Oh, but it's statistically impossible!" Under normal circumstances,maybe, but you've made the circumstances bigly fucked up!

glennlab replies on Jan 5, 2021:

He's the one that elected to let 350,000 people die.

Trump's escape to Scotland has been thwarted [heraldscotland.com]

BirdMan1 comments on Jan 5, 2021:

He will still be president* on the 19th, and if that makes a difference, but, they could s...l...o...w...down the paper work until 12:01 PM, on the 20th, if he attempts to get in. Only LOOOOOOSERS try to slink away, you know.

glennlab replies on Jan 5, 2021:

The PM stated that only preapproved emergency landings would be allowed, and golf was not an emergency.

Public opinion is not always right

jeshuey comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Actually, numbers DO lie!

glennlab replies on Jan 5, 2021:

Numbers don't lie, it is the interpretations that produce lies

It is past time for a change

Storm1752 comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Depending on where you live, that would take real courage. Where do you live? The Trump zombies are afoot in the land; are you SURE? THE SECOND CIVIL WAR IS DRAWING NIGH! The zombies think we're pushovers.

glennlab replies on Jan 5, 2021:

I live in a rapidly expanding blue island in a red state (Dallas, TX). I remember one of the militia guys telling me that the army would welcome them if we were invaded. I had to laugh, the first rule of the military is to follow orders, and these yahoos couldn't even hunt clay pigeons by the rules.

Public opinion is not always right

Wisterious comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Well we know Trump-christians don't have anything to worry about , ...ie need to wear protection (bullet proof vests) as god will protect them, right?

glennlab replies on Jan 5, 2021:

@Wisterious I guess my family has a better quality of idiots. lol

Public opinion is not always right

Wisterious comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Well we know Trump-christians don't have anything to worry about , ...ie need to wear protection (bullet proof vests) as god will protect them, right?

glennlab replies on Jan 5, 2021:

@Wisterious Once either they or their family or close friends got it, they started screaming it was real and much worse than the flu.

Public opinion is not always right

Wisterious comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Well we know Trump-christians don't have anything to worry about , ...ie need to wear protection (bullet proof vests) as god will protect them, right?

glennlab replies on Jan 5, 2021:

I have watched with interest as the attitudes have changed as the deaths take more of my friends and relatives. The deniers are screaming that it is real and we need to do something. I can relate, since a year ago, I thought this was going to be one more "pandemic" that got snuffed out. Once it became clear to me that it was much worse than anything we had seen in my lifetime I believed we should be willing to make whatever sacrifices were necessary.

Just when you thought it was all behind you

Wisterious comments on Jan 5, 2021:

Lol. Clever. Where do you find these?

glennlab replies on Jan 5, 2021:

I'm in several private groups, 75% of the ones I see I would nevert put up anywhere.

Every time someone asks "can he go any lower?" Yes! Now stop asking.

OldGoat43 comments on Jan 4, 2021:

As delusional as he is, he knows that the minute he becomes an Ex-president the law will catch up with him.

glennlab replies on Jan 4, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Saudi Arabia has a habit of taking deposed rulers( Idi Amin and other despots,)so there is always his buddies there until they find out he is broke.

The law behind the recording of the Trump-Georgia phone call

bobwjr comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Hoisted by his own petards

glennlab replies on Jan 4, 2021:

No one has ever accused him of being the brightest bulb in the pack.

The law behind the recording of the Trump-Georgia phone call

Wisterious comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Good article. May I ask source? Thx

glennlab replies on Jan 4, 2021:

I believe it was lifted from eithe CNN or WAPO, I have read so many articles over the last 24 hours that I honestly don't remember.

Awarded post humusly

Wisterious comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Baddest or deadest?

glennlab replies on Jan 4, 2021:

Yes

Duck walks into pub, downs pint, fights dog - NZ Herald

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Who gets the bill?

glennlab replies on Jan 4, 2021:

Duck always has the bill.

Every time someone asks "can he go any lower?" Yes! Now stop asking.

OldGoat43 comments on Jan 4, 2021:

As delusional as he is, he knows that the minute he becomes an Ex-president the law will catch up with him.

glennlab replies on Jan 4, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo He has his own private het capable of international travel, his biggest problem will be getting a country to grant him permission to enter

Every time someone asks "can he go any lower?" Yes! Now stop asking.

BirdMan1 comments on Jan 4, 2021:

What would be called "gall" in anyone else is just business as usual for this jackass. It appears that he is working on fleeing to Scotland, on the 19th. We do have an extradition treaty with the UK, but that would just lead to one more loooong drawn out legal black hole, one of his favorite ...

glennlab replies on Jan 4, 2021:

Scotland has just announced that they are shutting down, prohibiting all incoming passengers for 3 weeks.

Trump Demands Georgia Sec of State Find 11,800 Votes for Him Rather than denounce President ...

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2021:

Anyone that wouldn't record a phone call with Trump is an idiot. He'll tell you to commit a crime then bail on you and swear he has never spoken to you in his life.

glennlab replies on Jan 4, 2021:

@johnnyrobish already listened to hours ago

First post.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2021:

Welcome, have you checked out Trump Pinata https://agnostic.com/group/trumppinata ?

glennlab replies on Jan 4, 2021:

@Frizby I think you might enjoy it

On a streak

bobwjr comments on Jan 3, 2021:

Give it time

glennlab replies on Jan 3, 2021:

I figure this week.

Hello All! New member here.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2021:

I use a blue velvet spread under mine. I find that a soft cloth offsets and highlights the stark beauty of the stones.

glennlab replies on Jan 3, 2021:

@BTHT I would seach a fabric store, much better selections and much cheaper, even from their scrap bins. I have several hundred pounds of crystals and fossil finds. right now I have about 25 pounds ofquartz i dug in Arkansas in an acid wash that should be ready to rinse in about a week. Very few polished stones.

NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP! It may or may not be disappointing to some people to ...

Spinliesel comments on Jan 2, 2021:

Where do you find a group of dwarves?

glennlab replies on Jan 2, 2021:

Snow White's house?

Back to our regularly scheduled humor

Pralina1 comments on Jan 1, 2021:

Yes !!! THANK U !!! I am asking this for years , wtf is wrong w people , y can’t say almond extract / whatever . Y food got soo complicated the last 20 yrs ?? In Italy and Greece , life is simple : two tomatoes and some mozzarella , olive oil / vinegar , piece of bread , done . Piece of fish...

glennlab replies on Jan 1, 2021:

did you Read Bob's reply, people are fickle. They won't eat or drink things that don't fity into their idea of apetizing

Looking to the future

azzow2 comments on Jan 1, 2021:

Who`s driving?

glennlab replies on Jan 1, 2021:

everybody, No one is used to being in a crowded car.

Looking to the future

St-Sinner comments on Jan 1, 2021:

Do you see me there?

glennlab replies on Jan 1, 2021:

104th row from the top lol

2020 was a strange combination of a turn-of-century pandemic, 1960s civil-rights protests, ...

johnnyrobish comments on Jan 1, 2021:

Great post!!!

glennlab replies on Jan 1, 2021:

thanks

Well on we go into the new year

Pralina1 comments on Jan 1, 2021:

The guy on the left is hideous . From watch to glasses to posing to belt , ewww . I rather sleep w the guy on the right , he looks more real .

glennlab replies on Jan 1, 2021:

good, because that is c;loser to me

To close out 2020, yesterday I was scrolling through useless news and ran across this gem of an ...

Freedompath comments on Dec 31, 2020:

This Nugent article is sickening. Nugent is the leader of the barbarian cult! And, he has his son sitting there as proud as a peacock! One hopes that he will develop more self respect. Sorry about your error in judgement...learning sometimes must have experiences to prove some things! So ...

glennlab replies on Jan 1, 2021:

@SeaGreenEyez Well he did shit his pants for a month before going in for his draft physical, so it must be important to him.

But we survived it.. that was one hell of a ride.

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2020:

I survived cancer, covid, and isolation. Bye, bye 2020

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2020:

@Killtheskyfairy None of it was by choice. Thanks to the doctors and medical personel, the internet and good drugs.

Alex Jones speaking for all Conservatives here : PragerUrine

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2020:

I couldn't listen, his voice makes me want to puke.

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2020:

@Hages Both

2020 was an awesome year! I see so many posts here and elsewhere bemoaning 2020, how awful it ...

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2020:

I started 2020 with cancer surgery, I lost at least 10 friends and family to covid, I had covid, I had a second cancer scare (came back benign yesterday). I had multiple trips canceled. 2020 was a bad year, but I survived, so far. I'm not going to sugar coat it, but I hope 2021 is much better.

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2020:

@LovinLarge, @Lorajay It was a tough year, but it didn't dampen my optomism, tempered with a bit of reality. Not being able to attend the funerals, actually made it easier to accept.

Yeah, me too...

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2020:

Might be nice to get back to normal

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo Yes mam

My feelings exactly

dalefvictor comments on Dec 31, 2020:

I live near Portland Oregon. I have heard that there is a large homeless problem in LA, looked it up on YouTube and found several good videos on the problem. Then I went to San Francisco to see what was happening there and the same, then to Portland, the city is not what I remember, I used to walk ...

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2020:

companies will not just do the right thing, they have to be forced either through higher taxes or restrictive laws.

How some of us oldsters sound

tinkercreek comments on Dec 30, 2020:

I really hate it when I find myself sounding like that!!

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2020:

kind of irritating isn't it.

I can't reply to posts. I can post. Anyone else having this problem? Am I in Agnostic jail?

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2020:

I think the problem lies in the new comment box. click once to open it, then you start.

glennlab replies on Dec 30, 2020:

@Sticks48 My fingers don't like to type on the phone, so I limit my phone usage to only in airports or similar situations.,

The shortest day of 2020 is now behind us and each day brings us closer to planting season in 2021, ...

Zoohome comments on Dec 30, 2020:

I would love to plant garlic. So healthy and delicious. But I have not had a chance of dedicating time to learn. Here in Austin TX climate, I have been working on learning the weather and keeping my citruses trees alive and with their fruits. It is windier than I expected. It has burnt-out my ...

glennlab replies on Dec 30, 2020:

@Zoohome Up until mid Feb. It should have a long enough season to mature and not bolt.

The shortest day of 2020 is now behind us and each day brings us closer to planting season in 2021, ...

Zoohome comments on Dec 30, 2020:

I would love to plant garlic. So healthy and delicious. But I have not had a chance of dedicating time to learn. Here in Austin TX climate, I have been working on learning the weather and keeping my citruses trees alive and with their fruits. It is windier than I expected. It has burnt-out my ...

glennlab replies on Dec 30, 2020:

@Surfpirate In Texas it is a winter crop, the heat here is too much if it is planted past Feb. For best results mid to late Oct.

I always wondered how paranoid they were

FrayedBear comments on Dec 29, 2020:

In her defence it does save a lot of time if you are repeatedly getting in and out of your car. I suggest that you are identifying your ignorant belief in entitlement to endanger everyone around you by failing to recognise that what she is doing is not for her good but to protect you from any ...

glennlab replies on Dec 29, 2020:

It would be far better if you commented on the meme as presented instread of going off on a tangent.

The good ol boys, stand up and stand by.

AnneWimsey comments on Dec 29, 2020:

GAWD FERBID the 2 in the middle fall on anybody!!!

glennlab replies on Dec 29, 2020:

They get wounded it's like losing 6 men, just to carry them out

I always wondered how paranoid they were

Wisterious comments on Dec 29, 2020:

I try to give them the benefit of the doubt, cuz we don't know where they just left or where going,. Remember, proper usage of PPE is that we are not supposed to touch it after donning it and until duffing it. This one seens a little much, with wearing both, but I'll pass on judging her.

glennlab replies on Dec 29, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz It stops the droplets from entering the eyes, in cases where they are too close.

I always wondered how paranoid they were

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Funny these guys are the ones who report mine....

glennlab replies on Dec 29, 2020:

I couldn't find one of someone with a stick up their ass, so I settled.

What is this lovely plant? It is like a “grass” with lovely blue “berries”.

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2020:

looks like liriope grass, a grass that gets about 12 inches tall and has blue or white flowers with blue to blueblack berries.

glennlab replies on Dec 29, 2020:

It is easy to divide and create new plants, It will have nodules on the roots where it stores food for the dormant season. Dig a full clump, separate by gently pulling apart, trying to keep some nodules on each clump. I have separated a single large clump into as many as 20 smaller clumps. Best to do at the end of winter, since it sprouts in early spring and that single growth is all that it does all year. Very hardy and perinial, I have had it under my magnolia tree in full shade for 35 years. I have no idea of the mother plants age.

I think I met her

Wisterious comments on Dec 29, 2020:

...another 'females are dumb' stereotyping joke? I hope not.

glennlab replies on Dec 29, 2020:

no, it is about one of the herd, not the whole herd.

Please pay attention, shite is reel.

RussRAB comments on Dec 29, 2020:

Hmmm, must have been that free cooking site, huh?

glennlab replies on Dec 29, 2020:

thats my story and I'm sticking to it.

Hillbilly hot tub

scurry comments on Dec 28, 2020:

You expect it now...

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2020:

You know I have already stolen that and used it.

Makes sense to me

callmedubious comments on Dec 28, 2020:

yeah, but we know how long viagra lasts.

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2020:

You don't want to get a shot every day?

Call them like they are

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 27, 2020:

BRAVO, Glenn! Wouldn't it be fun to hear what Groucho would say about the world today?

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2020:

Yes it would

Some of the doll expressions really need more work. But you can give them great back stories

Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 27, 2020:

Too smiley! She looks more like she farted in someone else’s box and now they are suffering.

glennlab replies on Dec 27, 2020:

You have a devious mind, thanks, well done

Hillbilly hot tub

Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 27, 2020:

They gave meth to Japanese and German soldiers during WWII. I don’t think this is something meth heads would do.

glennlab replies on Dec 27, 2020:

They gave a high grade amphetamine to the soldiers (we still give it to pilots), not the same thing. Meth is highly contaminmated and has some really strange side effects/

The struggle is real

SunshineTrin comments on Dec 27, 2020:

It is too cold in this house, CONSTANTLY! I am the only one who is cold :(

glennlab replies on Dec 27, 2020:

Have you tried thick fluffy socks

Happy Sunday Everyone! It has been a very long week.

DaisyMaeNot comments on Dec 27, 2020:

If you celebrate Christmas, what gift did you get this year that you love the most? I got...gasp...an engagement ring.

glennlab replies on Dec 27, 2020:

Congratulations!

Happy Sunday Everyone! It has been a very long week.

ZantiMisfit comments on Dec 27, 2020:

What's your favorite way to exercise? I'd have to say swimming 🐬🐟🐠

glennlab replies on Dec 27, 2020:

Hiking and walking. I miss being able to take long road trips with lots of hikes interspersed in the driving.

Yes Joseph good idea

silverotter11 comments on Dec 27, 2020:

It amazes me this tale actually grew legs and took off.

glennlab replies on Dec 27, 2020:

Not much difference from the myth of Hercules, God father, human mother ect ect

Fun decorating tips

gigihein comments on Dec 26, 2020:

I can't tell what it is. I have used long scarves ,sarongs and tapestries just thrown over curtain rods. You can easily wash them and it keeps my haphazard decor in tact.

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2020:

toilet paper rolls

The struggle is real

Wisterious comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Your husband, Glennlab? (hehe)

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2020:

I can't always steal gender correct memes, funny is funny

How do they do this without even cracking a smile? [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 26, 2020:

I had never seen that episode before, thanks

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@azzow2 If I remember right from my film course, the average take is 12-20 seconds.

How do they do this without even cracking a smile? [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 26, 2020:

I had never seen that episode before, thanks

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2020:

To answer your question, you don't know how many takes they had to do to get it right.

Just finishing up Xmas

JackPedigo comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Theses can't be in Dallass (I'm from there) as there's no beach in Dallass.

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@JackPedigo You missed the play on Sunny beaches (bitches) and since you're from dallas I assumed you knew the freeway. They lose something when you have to explain them. The nearest "clean" beaches to here are Corpus Christi.

Just finishing up Xmas

JackPedigo comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Theses can't be in Dallass (I'm from there) as there's no beach in Dallass.

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2020:

There's plently of sunny beaches, just get on 635, you'll see them all around you.

Got to love the holiday spirit

RussRAB comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Was that holiday spirit or spirits?

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2020:

yes

Need to test that left over cookie dough? here's a test

Wisterious comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Omgosh, am forwarding that one to friends!

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2020:

glad to be of service

almost done

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Wait! Santa's a sperm?

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2020:

according to the light

One for those late night get togethers if we ever have them again

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Tell THAT one to your mother! Go ahead. I'll wait!

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2020:

going to pass and not just because she's dead.

Just finishing up Xmas

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Glenn...I'm sensing a theme here....😊

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2020:

Yes there is

One for those late night get togethers if we ever have them again

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2020:

....................................

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2020:

two for one is a fair trade.

A few for his way out the door

Hathacat comments on Dec 25, 2020:

If I die before him, could someone go dance on his grave for me? Please?!

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2020:

Will do, promise me the same.

Some gave a little, some gave their all.

Wisterious comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Oh my. Dark (meat). Lol

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2020:

well pluck a duck lol