Truth bomb.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Only sometime.

Look out for the kitty

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Just like a cat.

[vm.tiktok.com] “ organic apples “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2022:

teamwork

[vm.tiktok.com] Oh Karen . Satan loves u afterall 🙌🦇 Go Karen go

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2022:

classic, loved it

Few favs that I hope u guys like , and grouping so I won’t make ten posts 😂🙌 Cat woman for ...

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Love them all

Hmm lol…..

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Only if you let them.

Try Google Maps...

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

What do you expect from a mom of 3 that doesn't know that polio is 4 doses?

Great question!

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

That's why I only buy the red stuff.

Heartbreaking: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Won't Let Us Rip Up Children, Like We Do All The Time ...

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

I absolutely loved the comments. She "a lopsided flounder."

They're so annoying too!

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

I really believe many of them are practicing self hate. I worked for The UMC Bishop that placed the anti-homosexual clause into the Book of Discipline. He died from AIDS.

Ah, the good old days.

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

I used to keep my referee's whistle by my phone, for reference you can hear them in a packed stadium over the crowd, so it was even more effective and I didn't have to replace the handset.

Russian disinformation…

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Murdock and his entire ilk need to be deported and stripped of their citizenship, seize their assets and sell them to pay for the badly needed mental care of those they abused.

Books for girls…

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

All made me laugh

Looking forward to summer Corn Dogs?

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

It seems like every region has an original corn dog story, one of the reasons you can't copyright a recipe. I haven't had one in a couple of years, but they are def comfort food.

Chewy is not happy

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

I guess we're not going to have any little Chewies running around

Always a scot

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Apparently they go into a little of the Irish with all the Scots-Irish people we have.

Now, these are accurate!

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

If only they saw themselves as we see them.

Trump campaign ordered to fork over $350,000 for trying to enforce 'unenforceable' NDA

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

The fact that this is at least the third NDA to be struck down means we could start to see a lot more thins coming out since the NDA are very similar to the ones he used for his business.

His favorite puppet

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Tucker looks like someone has a hand up his er backside.

Very tough love here...

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

I'd be very careful, she knows how to use a cutting torch well.

Simple solutions

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

If she asks you which of her friends you'd like a threesome with, don't give two names.

Do you feel his pain?

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

honest beggar

Party?

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

That way they can tell the neighbors, "But we said no parties"

Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia.

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

You're not paranoid if they actually are watching you

7.

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Sounds like she got burned the first time around.

And this is why I don't allow children around whatever it is I'm drinking.

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

They are little germ factories, so I give them a wide birth.

Recurring fruit…

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

I would say the one in the blue dress is a definite no.

Rollin' Wild Animals - Animated Short Films [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

animals as bowling balls,

The joy of watching raptors. What's your raptor story?

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2022:

We have a red tailed hawk that has been nesting in the park across the street. We also have hundreds of squirrels. I used to walk my dog in the park mid morning when there were few people there. I could always tell when the hawk had returned for nesting, because the squirrels didn't know where to run. My dog unwittingly became a hunting partner for the hawk couple. He would chase the squirrels into the open an once in a while the haw would swoop down and grab the squirrel mid chase. Muggsy never thought of the hawk as a threat and seemed to enjoy the pairing. I also have a fish pond in my backyard. In the spring the ospreys return. I was out one day and this missile drops out of the sky straight into the fish pond. Next thing I know the osprey has a 10 inch goldfish in her talons and is launching back into the sky. I see them patrolling every spring, they should be back soon.

Men to men.... Please pay heed

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Just get fixed already, no little swimmers to stop.

Else you'll wait forever.....

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Many times it's better than young pussy.

Members, please bring out your memories. I know this is going to be passions and emotions.

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

My dad died when I was 11 months old, so no idea,

Jewelry of passion... My new line

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

That's going to snag on a lot of stuff.

Please tell me is it fair?

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Damn, you're cheap.

What an embarrassment.

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

With a head that big, you would think there was room for some brains in it. She has children and I'm pretty sure they are vaxxed for polio.

Yeah.... Why not?

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Go right ahead, I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.

Does eating chocolate upset your stomach?

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

I used to take the roasted cocoa beans and chew them as snacks until I couldn't find them when the farm I was buying them from closed down. Sorry for your loss.

Me shouting in front of Tom's house: Tom, coming out to play?

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

And you were told don't come home until it's dark. No wonder we slept so good as children.

She don't need to wait no more

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

too late to run

Why women cannot hear men

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Not going to touch that one.

And that's that.

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

My is empty by Monday afternoon.

The 6888th Postal Directory Battalion was the only all black/female unit to serve overseas during ...

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Long overdue recognition

If the shoe fits...

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

We've got a few on this site.

A Little Organ of Russian Disinformation After weeks of seemingly defending Vladimir Putin and ...

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Tucker needs to go back to hawking frozen fish sticks.

Young'ens!

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Glad i didn't post this, thought about it though, They nickled and dimed you to death, first for the film, then the flashbulbs, then processing, and add the printing, even if the picture was crap, you paid for it.

Poor Eeyore.

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

That would explain the pained look.

This ends the debate for me

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

She going to get some kind of injection,

Anybody get pinched today? On this holy day of St 's day. [elitedaily.]

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

I barely got out of the house, so, No.

He remembers the look

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

I gained 10 pounds when those first came out

Leftover meme dump

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

that landlord is not going to like messes he gets left.

Very Salty!!

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Seems you have a certain chemistry about you.

Dogs and kids are the best therapy for me. Hope this makes you smile. [usatoday.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Dogs will play with anyone.

and you thought there was no lesson to be learned here.

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Not completely on topic, but...

Johnny is in trouble

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

serves him right.

Don't say menu please no more

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

oldie, but groaner.

Is he at it again?

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

All I have to say from my files

He has a clear mind... Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Unless she's buying him a new set, that's a question she should have asked before.

Johnny is acting too real... Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

guess his life is already mapped out.

Russia’s firewall: Propaganda stays in and Western views blocked out - The Washington Post

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Back to the old cold war practices when they invaded Hungary.

This is not the chemistry set I remember

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Not anything like the chemistry set I got as a kid.

When are we going to change this? It has been a bane since it was federally imposed in 1966.

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

It looks like it may be here permanently in 2023

You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Humor is lube of life.

Texting for seniors

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

thanks for the memo, going to start using it.

Yes, I think so.

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2022:

Fun times

Not at all humorous, but largely true.

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2022:

Got to remember Lyle grew up on Tex-Mex .

My manifesto!

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2022:

You go girl.

A day filled with pints of Guinness and bad decisions.

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2022:

Happy St Patty's day to you too. Find me under the last bar.

Day 22: Bad news for Putin he brought guns to a switchblade fight.

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2022:

Putin has disgraced the Russian military with his indiscriminate bombing and claiming that they are not targeting civilians when they are. Unless he gets some way out, he will start WW III to keep from being embarrassed by a third rate republic that wouldn't give up.

What fuels NATO expansion?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2022:

NATO non expansion was never included in any agreements. However a written agreement between Putin's Russia and Ukraine where Ukraine gave up all of its nuclear weapons with Russia promising to guaranteeing Ukraine's sovernty , a treaty that Putin violated in 2014 when he invaded Crimea. So if Ukraine thought they needed protection from the Fascist to the North, West, and South, who could blame them.

Funny joke but ? maybe

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2022:

Us Air Force types try to be as far from the shooting as is humanly possible

Helpful advice for the women of the world ...[agnostic.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2022:

The worst was the girls that used to wear leg makeup, it really messed up your collars.

They are Putin network

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2022:

Just saw where 2 Fox collaborators posing as journalist were killed and one wounded, I guess working for the Kremlin doesn't protect you from their soldiers

No suprise book

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2022:

and he should be executed

How do I help my dog with separation anxiety?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2022:

It can be difficult and there may be no answers, but be as loving and caring as you can for your pups. Its going to suck, but do it.

Would you agree that recent events have brought the true significance of this to the fore?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2022:

Both the UK and the USA have fallen prey to the Russian BS(propaganda)

A little boy was born without any eyelids ….

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2022:

double groaner

Works every time.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Keep a case or two handy for long conversations

Love is love, together forever.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

No, just NO.

I'm not buying it either Rebecca.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Rebecca doesn't even have a kid.

Do you agree?

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

I really don't go on instagram, so I would know, but now I'm tempted to check it out.

I present you the king of pinneapples

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Take one down, pass it around, 99 pineapples on the floor

Fuck the piss bottle....

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Chills and throw that fucker out at 75 MPH.

Oops, fog of wine?

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

bottomed out?

Sad facts of life

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Mama I just killed a man......

Now I want that surgery!

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Sign me up.

Too cute to pass up!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

me ROAR

Russia made a mistake

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Looks like she's about to hook them up

Soldiers ave a sense of humor

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

laughed so hard I almost spit out my coffee

Hope it catches on

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

good one

This was from one of my Pennsylvania friends. He drinks a lot.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

You have to follow the process.

For those who enjoy alcohol.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Just found this one

For those who enjoy alcohol.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

I already don't get out very much, but it might make me a little more tolerable.

This one is easy! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Ear worm

There is a fountain of youth: It is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life ...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

I have to agree with @FearlessFly and @St-Sinner said, smart is more important than youth,

And they straight up posessed all my pets. Those pesky demons...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

What are you going to tell them when they ask who won?

Needs to be brought up every time one of the wack jobs tries to blame weather on gay marriage

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Well I'm going to guess he was in the closet at the time. Make your own conclusions.lol

Remember, turn your TV off before leaving for work!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

I'd be more worried if that's an inside cat.

What's going on here?

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Missing an ass there.

The wine always has a few words to say for me.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

good set, liked the freebird one

facebook is weird

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Wish they had a stop showing me this button for people you may know.