Same with Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka……

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2022:

He was declared unfit to hold a gambling license in Nevada due to his financial and business practices. That say loads about him.

Where'd you go this year?

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Same here.

Too much to ask?

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Everyone except the next to last one seem more like a mother or grandmother.

Absolutely factual...

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2022:

So true. growing up I ate a lot of things I had no idea what they were, but we were taught that no matter what someone offered you at their house, eat it.

Think before you hit the "Send" button

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Type it up, delete it, then retype and see if you carry the same message with less venom.

Good morning! 😝😝😝😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2022:

I've got a ton of coffee to go with my bacon.

Times were different

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2022:

I used to enjoy not being tethered

Does he get your vote?

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2022:

That's one for the birds.

It makes some pictures impossible for me to see in a theater any more.

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2022:

really hit home

Sounds like fun!

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2022:

We'll meet at 11 and head out.

'Don't send' is better

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

If you have to ask, he shouldn't have sent it.

And let's not forget, "I know I'm lying, but hear me out!"

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

I'm going to need this one, so it's mine now.

I feel for him...

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

That's what you get for asking for stuff from people you don't know.

Gee, do you think?

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

I've got to agree.

What can i say, I am a hopeless romantic

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

For all you non bourbon drinkers, I haven't had bourbon or any dark whiskey since 2008, substitute any mood altering, inhibition releasing substance or action you wish.

So the Russians who looted Chernobyl could end up dying of radiation poisoning.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

What most of them don't understand is that the bulk of radiation is in the top level of the soil, once you disturb it, it becomes airborne and is easily ingested either in food, water or air. Once radioactive particles are inside the body, there is nothing to stop the radiation from destroying the tissues from the inside. Most of the time the radioactive particles are impossible to flush out of the system.

A couple for your Sunday.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

You've seen my vines, haven't you?

Why I am afraid of love

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

probably the best reply I could come up with

When your hack archeological ancestors forget to wipe their feet.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Not a very good receptionist.

Where is he going?

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

What a prick.

I suspect "Daniel001" is a scammer.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

I'm pretty sure you are 100% correct, all his posts are cut and pastes of other members' posts, just in different groups.

Been trying to prepare for a trip to Burgundy and the Rhone Valley.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Even French people in the same family will spell their last names differently but pronounce them the same. Mine has 3 different spellings in one generation.(my grandfather's)

Maybe it will work this year.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Well, I gave up and sent them my reply this year.

Darwin took his toll on the dumb ones.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

The worst part is that someone actually had to do what is being warned about. Who was that stupid?

As I have grown older this has become even more important to me.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

I prefer to do rather than to just give $$, lot less of a chance of scammers.

Of so many roles vowed to "leadership" -

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

They make terrible leaders since they cannot admit that they were ever wrong.

Yeah, I do…

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

You've got to make sure that that's the look you have when they make eye contact.

There are no intolerant people quite like old intolerant people! :-D

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

You at least got to try.

No flies on grandma then! :-)

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Grandma is a thinker.

Cat meme progression 😻

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

great set

A new Army Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

lol

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

lol

Q: How do Americans discern the real Sarah Palin from the imitators?

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

comedy writers all over America rejoiced when she announced she was running for congress. But borebutt and horseface will give her a race for most ridiculous member of congress.

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's ...

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

oldie, but a goodie.

New Theory Circulating at Trump Rallies - Space Force Soon to Overturn 2020 Election A video of ...

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

It's been said before, you can't cure stupid.

Trump deflects blame for silence on Jan.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

I will love to read his obituary. Much like Rush limpballs, once he is gone no one will talk about what he accomplished, only the hate that he encouraged.

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glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

I went a few years back, probably going to go in 2023.

Have you taken photos of birds or butterflies?

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

first two were of an owl family that hatched in one of my trees, second two my resident cardinal male, I couldn't locate the files with all the butterflies so just a few for different stages.

A coalition of the Oaf Keepers, the Prude boys, and the Gullible Old Party march on Washington ...

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Sounds about right

Texas woman, 26, charged with murder over ‘self-induced abortion’ | Texas | The Guardian

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Sickening

My favorite plots! (Except for the first one.)

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

And they say to watch out for the socialist agenda, it may safe you from an early grave.

Be honest... how many guys bought these?

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Never bought a pair, but was intrigued by them and the x-ray specs.

Excellent spring gardening weather today! Considering I have significantly neglected things here ...

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

You're a couple of weeks ahead of us in Dallas, but I'm getting significant new growth on most things. My blue bells are blooming and they are normally the first things to bloom each year.

Yep, have always used books to escape the situation at hand. Now it’s the cellphone.

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

well done, well done!

Saturday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

he's got that 'I'm hungry and my bowl is only half full" look

growing up, i don't remember shrek being this dark

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Bugs Bunny and the road runner were very much anti science by that definition.

The Southern Indian state of Kerala has over 97% literacy

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

But how many of the monkeys can read like that?

I like merlot!

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

What a winer!

I can't live like this!

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Horrible, oh the humanity.

Thanks to everyone who helped me get to Level 8 last night. This really is a community! :-)

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

I was more than happy to help. For others that get within 5000 or so points, if you will post in either Just for laughs or Memes R Us with your request for help, I will be willing to help you. I don't always see requests outside of those two groups and since I will do a meme dump in the replies, I hate junking up other threads.

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glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Congrats, you made it.

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In Feudal Japan, 2 Samurai families are constantly at war.

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

got me.

Just a bunch of silly stuff. Happy Friday, y'all!

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

lol

Happy April Fools

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

yuck

His bark is worse than his bite.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

he looks board.

Not sure I want to know exactly where this is.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

I would guess Arizona.

It may be a hand but it's handed over a lot of bucks over the years! :-D

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

When the hit men roll, the boss goes down. Ivanka voluntarily testified before the Jan 6 committee.

Say it fast 3 times.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

Holy shack, Batman.

About how some of us felt after a few months of lock down.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

Where did you find my picture?

Good advice, always.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

Do it in the morning when you're fresh and think clearly so you don't get caught. voice of experience.

Well ok then, have at it..

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

You got her number?

I am using that line next time.. priceless

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

never ask a question you don't want to know the answer to.

Kracken has risen

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

he might have peronies disease, it's got a funny bend

Two thumbs up!

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

They contribute more to society

Mmmmm. Bacon! 😋

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

Ok a few more

Mmmmm. Bacon! 😋

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

Any mention of bacon gets some of these.

Elementary, my dear auditor, elementary.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

McD's in deep shit.

You learn something new every day!

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

lol

I think the followers are called Has Bros

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

reformed Irish or Idaho

Well, that's understandable - I mean, free dirt. 😆

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Free dirt, Is it clean or do you have to sort the garbage out of it?

Thursday morning! 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Body count is kind of close to home lol

A man stumbles upon a Genie and is granted 3 wishes. Genie: What is your first wish?

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Law of unintended consequences.

Time to reboot.

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2022:

good ones

Seems popular

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Their eyes are bigger than anywhere that is going to fit.

My wedding invitations arrived today and I"m squeeing like a fucking 8th grader.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

great

Looking for friends

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Welcome

If you feel the need to have your eyes ripped from your skull I understand but still posting this

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

you are cruel, picking on two handicaped people like that.

Whimsical musings . . . 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Loved it