Yes puppy where

glennlab comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Check your shoe.

The big question has always been: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

glennlab comments on Jul 14, 2021:

First corks were not put in flush like they are today, they had a reasonable stub to pull the cork out. If you broke the cork off, then you needed a tool, once the tool was developed, it lead to flush corks . Today they are using plastic corks with twist tops so that wine and champaign can be stored upright without having to keep the cork wet.

Mac and cheese ice cream is real. [msn.com]

glennlab comments on Jul 14, 2021:

I;m not sure I'd buy it, but I might try it if it was a freebie.

This made me spit my water all over the laptop...

glennlab comments on Jul 14, 2021:

A trumplican at that

As some of you may have read, I had a bad experience with a state assigned health worker.

glennlab comments on Jul 14, 2021:

contact a good civil rights lawyer. You want one with blood dripping off their teeth. ask for a referal from the aclu and the state bar.

If you're having a personal crisis and family or friends say "I'll pray for you" how do you ...

glennlab comments on Jul 13, 2021:

I take it in the spirit it was offered. If it was offered in lieu of offering help, I just ignore it, if it was offered with the expectation that I would seek and receive help from them, I thank them, then if they can actually be of help, I might ask them for it. If it was offered because they didn't know how to respond, but want to say something, I thank them and go on.

Late night bloomers the datura (moon flower) is a single plant about 9 feet by 3 feet, the water ...

glennlab comments on Jul 13, 2021:

I just walked back outside, my first ever triple bloom

MSNBC - As The Christian Right Is Declining, They Become Hard-Edged, Says Writer [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Glad you found the MSNBC version, NYT was behind a paywall so I didn't want to link to it.

I certainly feel that way every time

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2021:

but you've got to spin at least twice

Yes Mr. Whisker's, yes!

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2021:

He'd probably lick his balls too

A strange case of identical cats.

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Now they will take turns visiting each other's home to try to keep from starving. lol

Smart Kid!

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2021:

He wasn't wrong.

Theocratic Crazies for Trump: [alternet.org]

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Goldwater warned them and they sought them out anyway. We need to enforce the IRS code on every church that gets involved in political races.

Yeah, about that.

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2021:

You think they might be .... hypocrites?

"Cocky" thing, ain't he???

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2021:

They have gotten a lot of millage out of that "drunk baby" pic

Yes I agree me too

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2021:

If that works for you let me know, I've got a stack of applications that reaches to the ceiling.

Big oops you screwed up

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2021:

The person that can smile when everything goes to shit, has just thought of who they can pin the blame on.

Absolutely too many times

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2021:

I used to officiate football in deep east Texas, so yeah, a lot.

I’m doing it again

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Go Shreck!

and again……

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2021:

microwave hit the nail on the head.

So realistic

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Now that's a hotrod

That would be a real scream

glennlab comments on Jul 11, 2021:

I'm in

A meme I can relate to especially when insomnia takes it toll the night before.

glennlab comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Now that I'm retired, hell yes. No need to get up until I'm ready

Now that can be a real problem

glennlab comments on Jul 11, 2021:

It's even OK to get in an argument with yourself, but a bridge too far is getting into an argument with yourself and losing

Guess who........ [agnostic.com] .

glennlab comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Not even a good photoshop on the profile pic.

Then again...

glennlab comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Never criticize the cook

I call this meme WTF

glennlab comments on Jul 11, 2021:

elevator is too slow and too far down the hall, or the smokers were taking too long a break going all the way to the ground floor.

Now that makes more sense than suing

glennlab comments on Jul 11, 2021:

Who would loan him the money, all his sources of funding have dried up and are looking for their $400 million.

Sometimes you just shake your head

glennlab comments on Jul 11, 2021:

The worst part is you know they only put those labels on after someone does it. And sues. I'd like to see them light their farts.

My retirement plan..

glennlab comments on Jul 11, 2021:

You got my cookie

So, can I go now???

glennlab comments on Jul 10, 2021:

Not the test you want to score high on.

Location, location...

glennlab comments on Jul 10, 2021:

I know some people that that would be a selling point

I help sometimes, even if I figure it's a scam, but there's just so damn many anymore...

glennlab comments on Jul 10, 2021:

I gave $5 to one and my friend told me that he was just going to use it to get drugs. So I confronted him and asked where he could get drugs for $5.

Yeah I'm old school

glennlab comments on Jul 10, 2021:

good old topo map

A 7-point-plan to reinstate Donald Trump as president 'in days, not years' was handed out at CPAC

glennlab comments on Jul 10, 2021:

I love that point one requires magic and the others require the suspension of disbelief.

113 days until Halloween!!!

glennlab comments on Jul 10, 2021:

Already making my plans

I don't need sleep, I need answers!

glennlab comments on Jul 10, 2021:

OT question since it says I can purchase slaves from a neighboring country, can I get all Canadians, or do I have to split it between Mexicans and Canadians. (language preference).

A plan to reinstate Donald Trump as president circulated at CPAC A 7-point-plan to reinstate ...

glennlab comments on Jul 10, 2021:

There are so many things that make that implausible that it is impossible to list them all.

Judge Refuses to Seal Names of ‘Kraken’ Witnesses Who Have Asked to Remain Anonymous, Readies ...

glennlab comments on Jul 9, 2021:

Trumps chumps are starting to pay for their frivolous lawsuits, hope they all lose their licenses to practice and spend some time in the club fed.

HEALTH CARE IN AMERICA or "How I learned a new definition for 'urgent care'".

glennlab comments on Jul 9, 2021:

I have broken my right wrist 2 separate times, and both at the same time once. Be careful not to re-injure it while it is still fragile. It doesn't take long to figure out how to use just one hand, it is difficult, but you get better as time goes on.

"Dear Tucker Carlson" by a teacher Patrick J. Kearney

glennlab comments on Jul 9, 2021:

He brings his point home well. I still ask people to define it before I get drug into a conversation about CRT.

He would never do it even if he could

glennlab comments on Jul 9, 2021:

I doubt he even has a drivers license, that's for poor people that can't afford their own driver.

An elderly couple are sitting in a tavern celebrating their anniversary, and the husband asks the ...

glennlab comments on Jul 9, 2021:

shocking

There is, Even, such a Group? [dailykos.com]

glennlab comments on Jul 9, 2021:

5 to 1 the insurers of the building excluded from coverage the damage caused by failure to adequately maintain the structure, so not only are they dead, but most families will not be able to claim the wealth that was represented by property ownership. These were $700,000 units ($200,000 in 1980 )

Without him, tRump would never have been president IMO. And so much was left out.

glennlab comments on Jul 9, 2021:

Much too kind.

Stupidest is as Stupidest Does? [dailykos.com]

glennlab comments on Jul 9, 2021:

This will not go well for him. Can anyone say perjury?

4th-of-July Memes.2.0

glennlab comments on Jul 9, 2021:

good collection

Hopefully a future book

glennlab comments on Jul 9, 2021:

and mommy is going to visit them for a long time.

Poor man's BBQ...Who's up for a burger???

glennlab comments on Jul 9, 2021:

Now that's a crappy combo.

[agnostic.

glennlab comments on Jul 8, 2021:

they are coming in hot and heavy here lately

I would love this. Want to have a watch party if it happens? [huffingtonpost.co.uk]

glennlab comments on Jul 8, 2021:

I don't think Trump thought this one through, They can depose him on the record, then seek dismissal based on frivolity, venue and standing. It was similar to the case against Clinton. After the deposition for which he committed perjury, the judge ruled that even if everything alleged in the complaint were true, the plaintiff had no case. Trump also needs to think about the leaders of these corps are the same type of people he bullied all his life and were probably bullied by people like trump. Except now they have the money lawyers and are a shit ton smarter and able to exact revenge.

Yeah I hate it too

glennlab comments on Jul 8, 2021:

When your tongue is a meter long, that's a lot of novocaine

He's upset Lmao

glennlab comments on Jul 8, 2021:

After Rudy losing his law license, you would think that other lawyers would be more hesitant to file frivolous lawsuits.

Rudy Out in D.C.? [theguardian.com]

glennlab comments on Jul 8, 2021:

How bad do you have to be to be stripped of your law license prior to a hearing? Well Rudy is worse than that.

‘We will not hesitate’ to subpoena Trump in Jan.

glennlab comments on Jul 7, 2021:

I will feel better when el trumpo has to testify for hours on end and treated like dirt.

If Jesus was real...

glennlab comments on Jul 7, 2021:

but you might know one...

Updated GOP Party symbol.

glennlab comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Needs an elephant banging it while it's not looking, while it is picking it's pocket. but other than that perfect for its simplicity in conveying their sheeple.

Not sure if I've posted this before... it's a shot I'm proud of taking.

glennlab comments on Jul 7, 2021:

nice shot, can you give a little background info?

Sorry not sorry. 😆

glennlab comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Riiiiight!

True definition of blind faith..

glennlab comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Faith the answer when you are demonstrably wrong.

The proof is the pudding.. how about just stitched on the sweat shop clothes.

glennlab comments on Jul 7, 2021:

It is way past time to place blame where it rightfully belongs.

Nancy Pelosi Rips McConnell for Touting Stimulus Aid for Kentucky

glennlab comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Local and state Democratic parties should put out ads touting the benefits of the act and state who voted against it.

Yup that's the marines

glennlab comments on Jul 7, 2021:

So true.

Not so sweet after all

glennlab comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Daddy taught her that she should always look out for #1, bet she is the first to throw daddy dearest under the bus.

Yes Mike it will be him

glennlab comments on Jul 7, 2021:

and for quite a while after that.

Won't go to him

glennlab comments on Jul 7, 2021:

Sadist dentist with a sense of humor

There's a reason for the euphemism

glennlab comments on Jul 7, 2021:

oldie but a goodie

We've been through 'em all, haven't we?

glennlab comments on Jul 6, 2021:

some of them more than once, as the open, close ,open cycle went on

This is a rare sight for the high desert.

glennlab comments on Jul 6, 2021:

Still green or recently green?

When it comes to God I'm not an atheist. I'm currently an Empirical (Weak) Agnostic.

glennlab comments on Jul 6, 2021:

this is a safe place, we don't rag on you unless you are a troll or god botherer, welcome

If I ever decide to have another boyfriend, he will wear a kilt and play bagpipes.

glennlab comments on Jul 6, 2021:

I could do the kilt, but people would swear I was doing nasty things to an octopus with the bagpipes

The Young Turks NEW Police Tactic To Stop Being Filmed [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jul 6, 2021:

Any Policed officer that does this should be charged with obstruction of justice and official oppression. Anyone that has it happen to them should be able to file civil charges jointly and severally against the officer, department and jurisdiction.

A brief recess

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2021:

Probably will happen when trump testifies

Franklin Graham: Celebrating Pride Month is like ‘setting a month aside to celebrate murder’ –...

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2021:

Franklin needs to realize that there is no god, hence there is no sin. Go see Jerry's(Fartwell) kid.

That's his base , racist assholes

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2021:

He didn't just make them comfortable, he called them to come out from under their robes.

These benefits they deserve

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2021:

In the words of Patrick Stewart "Make it so"

Trump’s Sarasota Rally Trolled by Plane Flashing ‘Loser-Palooza’ Sign (Video)

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2021:

Love the rebranding, hope it sticks

8 Supreme Court decisions that changed US families | Live Science

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2021:

Griswold had a bigger impact on me than any, Roe was a close second, but I grew up in the 60s and 70s and those were my wild years.

Some memes I collected on my stroll through the cyber forest.

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2021:

miss the hippy dippy weatherman, the new version is depressing

Rules don't apply to cats.

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2021:

Just like a cat

I know a few of them too

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2021:

I have a few I'd like to round up to experiment on.

Irish inventions.... 😂

glennlab comments on Jul 5, 2021:

It took that long to slow the celebration.

Trump-appointed judge rejects US Capitol rioter's claim he was 'selectively charged' because he ...

glennlab comments on Jul 4, 2021:

I said it before, you can't fix stupid

Tree of Life

glennlab comments on Jul 2, 2021:

good plan, freak out the kids when they visit the grave

30 Hilarious Examples Of British Humor Shared By "No Context Brits" | DeMilked

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2021:

Funny

Takeaways from the Trump Organization and Allen Weisselberg indictment - CNNPolitics

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2021:

From reviewing the charges, they are all pretty straight forward and do not require a jury to have extensive financial knowledge. They are also pretty simple to prove, similar to a drug transaction where both parties are guilty of a crime (buying, selling, possession, intent to distribute) but one party can be allowed to walk if they give up the other individual. Weisselberg and his family are low hanging fruit at this point.

Self drive

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2021:

and deservedly so.

Just as well Cody doesn't have a John Thomas! :-D

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2021:

a real tell tail sign

Pretty much.

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2021:

What's normal?

Back in Black - Should Justice Stephen Breyer Retire? | The Daily Show [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2021:

I just heard that he announced his retirement, I have NOT fact checked that yet.

Well, it works with the help of your American cousins!

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2021:

And every baby looks like Churchill and none look like Hitler lol

Just a heads up....

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2021:

Yup!

Take your time when you suit up.

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2021:

I may just go back to the ballet

I guessed wrong

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2021:

The internet has ruined you

How different Canadian provinces have road rage! (One minute video) [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2021:

BC really hits home for some.

Big surprise lmao

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2021:

Don't google blue waffles

Federal judge blocks Indiana ‘abortion reversal’ law [msn.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2021:

It should not be lost on anyone that DJT appointed him to the bench.

And over his “Big and beautiful” wall?

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2021:

Saws all and they can limbo under it.

It's like Vegas except instead of losing a few grand you lose your life/freedom

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2021:

Very industrious of them. (sarcasm intended)

I just collect anything that brings even a quarter smile to my face

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2021:

nice set