How many things on this list have you experienced? 34 for me.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2021:

39

While Fer C. is in Hungary, Kissing Up, Newt does Not Miss a Beat: [crooksandliars.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2021:

Newt was a corrupt bastard in office, now he shows that he is beyond a racist asshole as a person.

Has anyone tried the Irish Spring soap trick to repel flies?

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2021:

I have an allergy to Irish Spring, so no way would one of those bars of soap find its way into my house.

It's learning.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2021:

they didn't learn that in Jr High or high school, what makes you think they'll learn it now?

As if we didn't already know this. I'm looking at you Costco and Trader Joe's!

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2021:

marketing 101, the longer the customer is in the store, the higher value their basket

You are out of your mind

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2021:

I stopped trying to win arguments with women long ago, whether they wear high heels or not.

Going to spend my 75th birthday with family today

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2021:

Happy Birthday, Bob!

This is just funny

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Somebody has to support the guys that fly the close air support.

Yup cute , those dogs are impressive

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

I always respected the working dogs

If it was my cursive handwriting even I couldn't read it...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Make sure there are no windows and lock the door until they call you to unlock it.

Nearly 14,000 Scientists Warn That Earth's 'Vital Signs' Are Rapidly Worsening: [sciencealert.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

The earth will be fine, we may be fucked, however.

Questions, questions, questions...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

For the first 3 thousand years, it was read or recited to the sheeple, they left out all the parts that were contradictory. At least at the same sitting.

At least there's no mention of "one cup"...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Sure, he was drunk

Brilliant! LMFAO!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

break out the old Jr high recorders!

Con Law Expert Revealed Ages-Old Law That Could Finally Wipe Donald Trump Out For Good

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

one only hopes.

But, god loves you...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

It tells me christians are no damned good.

Hmmm...it always brought me a sense of oneness.. [futurism.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

If NASA is funding the research, it should be real science.

Hmmm, not, I guess...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Many more questions than there are reasonable answers.

& they'll use the pseudonyms Matthew, Mark, Luke & John, tho they are actually Larry, Moe, Curly & ...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Nearly half a century, but who's counting, then 2 more centuries before any of the texts were evaluated for consistency

Lucy is right

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

So very true.

& the 3 "Great" monotheisms are actually named after him???

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Even back then, people that talked to invisible "friends" were thought of as touched in the head. It is only when the psychos started saying they were talking to one of the gods that people paid attention to them. Just because you're crazy, doesn't mean you aren't smart enough to pull a con.

I won't eat 3 items. How about you?

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

I will eat all of them if served them, but many I would prefer not to.

Solarizing definitely works killing the vegetation.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

You made me look it up, I may give it a try in the next week or so.

Incredible.......

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

The average healthy beehive has between 30 and 80 thousand bees, OK, I'm not going to do the math, but that still a lot of work.

This right here!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

It's amazing how many people will actually do this.

Speaking of real estate, I have recently received two offers to buy a house that I have never owned.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

I have been getting calls on my cell, which I got after our divorce, for my ex, to purchase the house that I now own. They are getting desperate. They paid for the lists of names and property and really didn't understand that the company makes it's money from list sales, not property purchases.

Another 'Cult of Personality' (tho I personally don't think either of them has a personality...)

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

lil donnie is more entertaining and lil kim is more deadly. I still think I have PTSD from 4 years of lil donnie, since I wake up and rush to the computer to see what has happened while I slept.

Lest we forget that it was a traveling clown-show...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

With the money he has access to, you would think he would get clothes that fit, but anyone that told him he looked like a clown would get fired, so maybe he believed he looked good in an off the rack suit made for a man 6 inches shorter.

Maricopa County Election News: [dailykos.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Good for them

A Political Errand' For A 'Corrupt President': Vindman Looks Back On Giuliani In Ukraine - MSNBC ...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

When whistle bowers are punished as he was, it silences hundreds more that see something wrong and are afraid to come forward.

Fourth Officer Who Responded to Capitol Riot Dies by Suicide, Hours After Third’s Death Is ...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

I would hope that all are encouraged to seek counseling before more needless deaths happen. PTSD is real, and it take a lot of courage to admit you have it.

MyPillow Guy Punts Timeline for Trump Retaking Power as Conspiracy Theories Get Wackier ...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Poor Mike doesn't know the Supreme Court won't be in session in August or September. It is a shame that any person with no understanding of Government or its processes is getting any press coverage at all for his insurrectionist ideas.

Great words from a Legend.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

He called it correctly

A few animal jokes including one especially for the 'cute kitty' folk.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Zebra was lol

Could worms be virgins?!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2021:

oops

Sanjay, what a guy!

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2021:

highlight of my day too. NOT

Very proud to have served

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2021:

I always joked that I didn't speak Spanish(Mexico) or like the cold(Canada & Sweden), so I enlisted to avoid the draft. Very glad I did.

Thank France backbone and brains about lockdowns A reported 200,000 protesters hit the street ...

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2021:

Pure bullshit, this has been debunked on nearly every level, but you don't care because you just want to spread lies. https://www.factcheck.org/2021/07/scicheck-photo-shows-2018-france-world-cup-celebration-not-vaccine-protest/

Mine sure does

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2021:

Sure beats the alternative. but my body is doing the same.

That's how it feels for sure.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2021:

pretty much May-September in this neighborhood (Texas)

They'll sure as hell try though..!

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2021:

He may give it one hell of a try, plus he's surrounded by all the priests that were exiled. lol

Bad week in Trumpland signals hope for American democracy by Austin Sarat and Dennis Aftergut ...

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2021:

For his own protection, should he be convicted, he should serve his time at Gitmo.

Brains Might Sync As People Interact — and That Could Upend Consciousness Research When we ...

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2021:

It makes more sense than a lot of other explanations,

Excruciating videos of NYC cop are 'not consistent with any rational notion of public safety': NAACP...

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

most people don't realize that this violence is not new and not that rare, the only difference is that now almost every citizen has a camera in their pocket and are not afraid to use it. Film'em and fire'em until we rid ourselves of every "bad apple" in the barrel

Trump aides know he must abandon 'broke' Rudy Giuliani —even if he could end up like Michael ...

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Hope that Rudy flips like the cheap whore that he is.

'Have you no shame': GOP lawmaker's family urges him to resign after 'betraying the country' ...

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

If he had any decency, he would resign, since that won't happen, maybe he can share a gallows with trump and moscow mitch.

Yup! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

You'd be able to smell them coming

Run little dude, as fast as you can...

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

He's in for a head job if she is hungry

Just life...

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

well she married him, she ought to at least get a peek at the goods.

An appreciated cartoon in today's Opinion section of the Oregonian:

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

If only they would all do that. lol

She is a monster killing her followers

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Boebert needs to do orderly work on the covid unit no PPE since she dosen't believe it helps or is necessary

Swallow this whole.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

He better watch it, he dosen't have a cover on his house.

Well it will be cheaper than using silver but I'm not sure if silver is antibiotic?

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

This is really nothing new, a similar mask has been in use in the US for at least a year. Silver is used as a anti-microbial since before we knew there were microbes, they just knew it worked. That;s the reason for silver serving pieces and silverware.

Happy Friendship Day, I mean it

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

You knew he was a snake when you fed him.

Can't fix stupid, attempting to do so will get you accused of having pride.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

When I was using on line dating, if they didn't bother to read my profile, it was a big nope.

Any volunteers???

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

They should be lining up if they really believe it.

My vaccinated friends got together at my house for game night tonight.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

or wondering what childhood trauma led you to this path.

When people want to know how I slept...

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

been using that for years, some people get it others just look dumbfounded.

Wasn't expecting this....

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

hopefully, I'll be composted.

Boy were they wrong

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

that ship has sailed

Men cannot be left behind

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

nope

I'm too cheap to buy the archival service for my nest doorbell.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2021:

moth

Looking for heaven

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

she seems to be choking up.

Such a strong element in local history and values, this is powerfully wonderful news! ...

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

moving article

Glenn Kirschner - To Avoid a Trump 2.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Bring back the special counsel with the subpoena power to investigate all government wrong doing, and can only be fired by agreement between speaker, senate majority leader and chief justice (2 out of 3)

Attention

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

He's going to be hell at the all you can eat buffets when he gets older

More common as we age

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

I woke up one morning in more pain than usual, I said my body was revolting, sweet, caring wife agreed with me.

Dad Who Was Smeared And Attacked By Trump Appointed To Key Commission By Biden – Breaking News USA

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Biden is taking the high road, and this is just one more example.

Waterspout in Delaware Friday

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

growing up in coastal Louisiana, water spouts were a fairly common occurrence, we could see the tornadoes on the far side of the lake as they moved across the land, dark black, as they hit the lake, they would turn white as they sucked up the lake water. Once we even had catfish rain down over a small area.

DeSantis spending $3.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

grifter par excellent, the Biden Admin should withdraw $3.6 million for financial malfeasance

TWEETY SAYS HE WAS PROTECTING THE GOVERNMENT Oversight Chairwoman Rep.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

he was protecting the government the same way a cannibal protects the captives

Here is your weekend Groaner

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

groan

Yet another nail in Trumpty Dumpty's coffin: [bbc.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

If I were the treasury sec, I would walk those returns to the house over this weekend before trump can file an appeal.

Dad Who Was Smeared And Attacked By Trump Appointed To Key Commission By Biden – Breaking News USA

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

It is going to take a lot to counter all the evil done in the last administration. But Joe is working at it.

Here's something from the Department of Irony.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

I think the first rule of becoming a republican representative, is that you must be able to deny ALL facts that do not fit your agenda, even if you have to lie.

The GQP, and The Constitution: [dailykos.com]?

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

The chair should have ruled the question out of order and admonished Kennedy to keep his questions within the bounds of the constitution.

A Capitol Rioter Was Arrested After His Church Prayer Group Alerted the FBI | Hemant Mehta | ...

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

He must have forgotten that confession is only protected between a member and a priest, lol

Ooops, I did it again...

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

tons of dead kittens if god existed.

LMAO!!! You just can’t make this stuff up!

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Sometimes the stupid is so bad that it hurts

Just a Little Follow-Up: [rawstory.com]

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2021:

It is past time to indict this corrupt seditionist.

Yeah, yeah, yeah! :-D

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2021:

get the chickens out of the house

"Shole President, aka: "Former Guy.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2021:

I can't believe that he actually believed that none of this would come out. He is really delusional

Working with cats... [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2021:

page not found

This is a little awkward.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2021:

direct injection is frowned on

I got Punked!!!

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2021:

lots of parts

A woman awakens from a coma, no longer pregnant.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2021:

That'll teach her to fall asleep on the job.

First Law of Thermodynamics: energy can be neither created nor destroyed.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2021:

Properly stated, in normal reactions, energy may be neither created or destroyed. We now understand that in exothermic reactions, minute immeasurable except with the most delicate of instruments., some matter is indeed transformed into energy and in nuclear reactions matter is definitely converted into energy. Human energy is just stored chemical energy and will return to the universe when we die.

Don't worry, she stole them from the duck

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2021:

she just pulled them out of her ass.

Some may appreciate the irony here...

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2021:

I "plant" about 3000 ladybugs every other year for aphids, they like to eat some of those other guys.

Hey, do you want to retire permanently?

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2021:

link or something is missing

A DIRTY COWARD The Alabama Republican, Mo Brooks, was informed of the riot two days before, then ...

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2021:

I hope he is removed from office for sedition, just like the confederates were.

I remember my mom using one of these, this exact style in fact.

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2021:

indoor clothes dryer for delicates

That's xians for you

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2021:

Should be a short game

Yeah I can't believe it either

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2021:

It seems that more will avoid the truth than will try to avoid the plague.

I took advantage of a little break with a vaca day at the coast, which was about 20' cooler than the...

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2021:

I love Cannon Beach and the whole of the Oregon coast.

I am happy to do it too

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2021:

Same here

In the not too distant future, I'll be heading out in my minivan for a little vacation.

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2021:

Have a good trip and be safe.

ZZ Top Bassist Dusty Hill Dies at 72 [variety.com]

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2021:

Another one gone.

[agnostic.

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2021:

his profile says houston, but the locater shows him 999+ from Dallas lol

Cats haven! I don't see a problem. 🤣

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2021:

At least no mice.