Mondays! Amirite??

joeandbarb comments on Oct 12, 2022:

another bonus of being retired

Have you no shame, sir??

joeandbarb comments on Oct 12, 2022:

"you and me baby were nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel" the bloodhound gang!

Good observation. 😆

joeandbarb comments on Oct 22, 2022:

you thought wrong! love this one

Meme dump! Enjoy!

joeandbarb comments on Oct 31, 2022:

I just want to be able to drive that bus around my town for a day and watch how many want to get on board

He has plenty to eat in the freezer.

joeandbarb comments on Nov 21, 2022:

Why does he keep a blender on his font porch? Because he likes to greet people with a nice handshake!

Looks good to me.

joeandbarb comments on Nov 21, 2022:

Cant go wrong with a puffy taco, I would sit right at the buffet line

The slow trickle of xmas memes is getting to a higher level

joeandbarb comments on Nov 21, 2022:

Que up fox news for their annual "war on christmas"

Sounds like a simple request

joeandbarb comments on Nov 23, 2022:

or my eyebrows!

Some people have asked me why do some men like older women?

joeandbarb comments on Nov 23, 2022:

As I get older I find the women my age are sexier because of their knowledge and experience. Younger women are lots of fun to look at but come with a whole myriad of their own problems. Most women of my age have already been through the wringer and have a better mind set because of the lessons life has given them. Most know what they want and are not into playing games that leave you confused and frustrated.

Snoop Yoda

joeandbarb comments on Nov 24, 2022:

do the edibles you must. High as giraffe pussy you will get!

"I'll be upstairs while you watch the game"... she said...

joeandbarb comments on Dec 1, 2022:

time to record the game! ( and make sure to fuel up because it looks like this one is going to require some exertion)

I get hungry every time

joeandbarb comments on Dec 7, 2022:

I get hungry every time I see a woman wearing them!

Sooo, my state, Connecticut, will begin freeing up marijuana sales next month.

joeandbarb comments on Dec 11, 2022:

If you need any recipes for edibles I know how to make Canna-cookies, brownies,pizza, ice-cream, and burgers!

By special arrangements

joeandbarb comments on Dec 11, 2022:

when they are nose to nose it's in her toes. when they are toe to toe it's in her nose

Tat for tit?

joeandbarb comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I guess we now know where she wants him to kiss her

Sometimes, two monsters simply grow apart.

joeandbarb comments on Dec 11, 2022:

the conspiracy one is spot on for here in Florida

Google them, I’ll wait!

joeandbarb comments on Dec 13, 2022:

I had a serious crush on them when I started going through puberty. But then I had a serious crush on any female I saw back then.

Umm hmm! I 👀what some of you been up to with your onlyfans.... 🤣

joeandbarb comments on Dec 13, 2022:

his aim better be good or she will be real pissed

I think that was '73 or '74

joeandbarb comments on Dec 21, 2022:

What about the penguin and fifty pound block of margarine?

KFC is getting into the act…

joeandbarb comments on Dec 21, 2022:

hope the eventual movie stays true to the book!

Santiago Mayer is a hero without a cape! 🤣

joeandbarb comments on Dec 21, 2022:

countdown to Santiago being permanently banned 3,2,1

It's supposed to get cold, so heed the warnings

joeandbarb comments on Dec 22, 2022:

finally threat warnings I can understand!

Almost as bad as talking to the "nuns" on the Atlantic City boardwalk.

joeandbarb comments on Dec 24, 2022:

time to choose a lower grade edible

Good neighbor!

joeandbarb comments on Dec 24, 2022:

gotta love a neighbor who is willing to go the extra mile for you

When you put your sign on sliding doors, check it out first.

joeandbarb comments on Dec 24, 2022:

How much candy is in that van?

All you need for your own emergency department including a make your own patient tool.

joeandbarb comments on Dec 24, 2022:

this must be from the emergency room anal x-ray kit

I wonder what Greta would say? Alpha male = SDE?

joeandbarb comments on Dec 30, 2022:

the Alpha male who wont apologize will be busy beating his meat while a male who respects women will need a lifejacket to keep from drowning in all the pussy he is swimming in

I am looking for a new year's gift, something special.

joeandbarb comments on Dec 31, 2022:

All I can say to that is "GAWD DAMN!!!!"

Oh, Man, do these still work?

joeandbarb comments on Dec 31, 2022:

It looks like the " I want to get slapped in the face switch"

I gotta say, I've never been to this point.

joeandbarb comments on Dec 31, 2022:

If he ate what I like to eat he wouldn't have to worry abut her coming into that particular room while He is in there.

2022 Bingo cards are almost out

joeandbarb comments on Dec 31, 2022:

can we just get tRump to get back on now? please!

A little dark humor

joeandbarb comments on Dec 31, 2022:

now I have to go through my mental rolodex to see which of my friends are sick enough to tell this one to! great joke

Happy new year!

joeandbarb comments on Jan 1, 2023:

anybody would smile like that if they had a clit growing on their forehead like he does

He'll keep her safe.

joeandbarb comments on Jan 1, 2023:

stuck in traffic, not stuck in traffic, open highway, dirt roads, a true multipurpose helper

Watch out for klingons when you go to the restroom

joeandbarb comments on Jan 1, 2023:

If hes not careful hes going to be seeking an eye patch

Happy New Year!!!! 🥳🥂🎉🍾🎊🍻🍺🤗

joeandbarb comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Grandma is about to wake up and start dancing.

She'll regret it...

joeandbarb comments on Jan 2, 2023:

she should be happy he is letting her help decide which size he would pick.

Stand down! He's alive!

joeandbarb comments on Jan 2, 2023:

I am so going to use that bird one next time I'm hiking/canoeing and someone asks

What happened to you said 50:50?

joeandbarb comments on Jan 10, 2023:

if she is going to follow through she can have an extra couple of lobsters

Makes you wonder...

joeandbarb comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Lindsey has been lapping up tRumps man gravy for quite some time now . After all Melania sure isn't doing it

Trigger Warning

joeandbarb comments on Jan 11, 2023:

This is what happens when you watch too much Disney

Minority leader marching orders!

joeandbarb comments on Jan 11, 2023:

He will do great things ( having Nancy for a mentor will do that for you)

House speaker drama: Democrat reads 'The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fk' book on floor

joeandbarb comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Katie needs to be moved up to run for prez after Bidens done!!!!!!

DeSantis activates National Guard amid increase of migrant landings on Florida Keys

joeandbarb comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Desantos spent all the money on sending legitimate asylum seekers from Texas to Marthas vineyard for a photo op. Now he has to balance keeping the racist repubs happy with making sure the farmers(His doners) in Florida have slave labor

Weird ending?

joeandbarb comments on Jan 12, 2023:

the fairy tales are a little different than I remember, but much more entertaining

15.........

joeandbarb comments on Jan 14, 2023:

Now we sit back and watch the continuing disintegration of the republican party

What you think when they open their mouth...

joeandbarb comments on Jan 14, 2023:

The kind of guy who will find every way he can to cheat on his tax's then give all the money he saved illegally to trump for his next grift!

Meanings change. 😈

joeandbarb comments on Jan 15, 2023:

we learn as we grow

Admit it, we've all been there...

joeandbarb comments on Jan 17, 2023:

another thing we have in common!

Right wing toxic masculinity

joeandbarb comments on Jan 17, 2023:

Nothing says "ALPHA" like having to prove your one

It's now the party of the Keystone Cops.....

joeandbarb comments on Jan 18, 2023:

republicans, they will do anything except govern like they were hired to do. Remember when they talked about libs being triggered? who's getting triggered now bitch?!?!

Mickey D's is big in the south!

joeandbarb comments on Jan 18, 2023:

either that or maybe the small car is topping the big truck and showing off what the drivers are really thinking about

It’s all I can do to not ridicule!!

joeandbarb comments on Jan 18, 2023:

great thoughts for conversation when they say we need god back in school. Thanks for this batch

Musical humor.

joeandbarb comments on Jan 18, 2023:

Poor Jerry Lee Lewis.. I guess those kind of things happen when you marry your under age cousin

It will be heavy reading!

joeandbarb comments on Jan 19, 2023:

Teachers(if there are any left) will have a hard time getting the kids to believe that it isn't a hoax to see if they will believe anything

My favorite

joeandbarb comments on Jan 19, 2023:

A termite walks into a bar and asks" is the bar tender here?"

At least they're honest about it.

joeandbarb comments on Jan 20, 2023:

Another shipment of McPenis'es are on the way

A very Sad day! After 7 years of medical training & hard work, a very good friend of mine has been ...

joeandbarb comments on Jan 20, 2023:

Hire a veterinarian who is also a taxidermist. That way no matter what you get your dog back!

I can't imagine what this guy was thinking, Oh, wait....

joeandbarb comments on Jan 21, 2023:

sounds like its CHOW TIME!!!

Just because it's Friday, here are some of my extras.

joeandbarb comments on Jan 21, 2023:

it sounds like she is about to teach a man what really being commited is!!

Sometimes you wonder how stupid they are other times they make it obvious.

joeandbarb comments on Jan 22, 2023:

they are the proverbial dog who caught the car he was chasing. They got what they want now what do they do? When you are more concerned with being a social media star by being a complete fuckwit, than you are with legislating, things are going to go bad

He'd make a fine children's author.

joeandbarb comments on Jan 22, 2023:

He actually did write a childrens book for parents called " Go the fuck to sleep" read it if you haven't absolutely hilarious

I'm betting that yard sale was at Mar a Lago. Heard its full of classy artwork like that

joeandbarb comments on Jan 24, 2023:

I would have to say it has to have been here in Florida. The way they worship him is insane. They don't care about right or wrong, just whose team wins. The NASCAR mentality

Thank goodness for small favors.

joeandbarb comments on Jan 25, 2023:

I was so poor that for christmas they cut holes in my pockets so I had something to play with

I think I'd just cover that hole and poop somewhere else.

joeandbarb comments on Jan 26, 2023:

I'm thinking someone is just trying to cover up the Hatch New Mexico chili recipe they just came up with

Bobo makes Boo Boo....

joeandbarb comments on Jan 26, 2023:

again? you mean at one time she was not?

Who is getting upset about cartoon candies having gender and being animated?

joeandbarb comments on Jan 26, 2023:

tucker just gets weirder every day. It's as if he is trying to get Fox to tell him stop it, but the audience keeps sucking it in and the advertisers keep paying

My present to you, all tied up and wrapped.

joeandbarb comments on Jan 26, 2023:

just in time for my birthday!!! thanks.where can I pick her up?

A new life hack

joeandbarb comments on Jan 28, 2023:

no but once you smoke it you cant remember where you parked and lose your car

Those are my eyes, dude!

joeandbarb comments on Jan 29, 2023:

I have been lured into several netflix induced comas. Bingwatching a series then coming to the end is like waking up and a week has passed me by

Happy Saturday!!!! 😂😂😂😂

joeandbarb comments on Jan 29, 2023:

Once a woman I was close with wiped off the rim of a drink I passed to her. I looked her in the eye and asked her if she remembered what she had had in her mouth an hour before.

And just like that…

joeandbarb comments on Jan 29, 2023:

The place where most conversions happen!

So you think you have some privacy -

joeandbarb comments on Jan 30, 2023:

the tagging one hits home for some of the trumpers I know

Sober Steve vs drunk Steve This Steve guy leaves a sensible message to himself before he gets ...

joeandbarb comments on Jan 30, 2023:

sober Steve seems like a nice guy

Trump launched campaign…

joeandbarb comments on Jan 30, 2023:

the four part plan is on the way. I hope the courts compel him to give his DNA. E.Jean Carolls Rape case against him should put him away for a start

Hahaha! 🤭 The whole story is pretty funny but @ 7:00, it's REALLY funny.

joeandbarb comments on Jan 30, 2023:

the whole fox plan is to keep the dipshits scared and mad

How do you know she's not into giving/receiving golden showers?

joeandbarb comments on Jan 30, 2023:

going to have to ask her cousin/baby daddy which one she meant

A thought: I was wondering about Superman, the man of steel.

joeandbarb comments on Jan 31, 2023:

or an amazing one depending on what his partner likes

Bark away!

joeandbarb comments on Jan 31, 2023:

He also thinks things would be one hell of a lot quieter if you had sold your pups like you did his

I deem the one on the left my kind a gal!

joeandbarb comments on Jan 31, 2023:

and the two types of comments made, 1 can I help 2 your disgusting

Rot in hell?? Trigger warning! [youtube.com]

joeandbarb comments on Jan 31, 2023:

damn good ones today!!!!!!

Trump Could Face Charges For Stormy Daniels Payments As Manhattan DA Reportedly Convenes Grand Jury

joeandbarb comments on Jan 31, 2023:

I don't care who anymore just somebody do their job and take the fat fucking bastard down!!!!!

Chilli stories “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 1, 2023:

I have seen this before yet it never gets old. the descriptions from judge #3 are so awesome I need to remember some of them for my own use at a later date. Thanks for posting this classic Glen

You know you are getting old when.....

joeandbarb comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Same here. The wife and I plan our shopping trips and the quickest routes so we can scuttle back home as quick as possible and avoid the masses of weird humanity( after all we do live in Florida)

There’s a theme to my memes…

joeandbarb comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Yet here you are! lol

Which one is it for you?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 2, 2023:

is about to charge you an extra hundred for that

Can never be too careful...

joeandbarb comments on Feb 2, 2023:

He's just trying to decide if he needs to run, or buy her steak and lobster

Oh, Jimmy!!! Diabolical!

joeandbarb comments on Feb 2, 2023:

Don't let fox see this. They will run a three week special investigation followed by tucker carlson claiming that brown people from( insert latin American country here) stole legitimately stored classified documents from mar a largo gave them to jimmy and now since Rosalynn isn't wearing heels any more he simply cannot find her attractive enough to masturbate to which obviously makes it a deep state/socialist plot

So we can say that Trump stinks and be accurate. Que snide comments.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 2, 2023:

If this is a real post tRump is going to lose his fricking mind, I love it!

Sorry for being a pig. The struggle is real!

joeandbarb comments on Feb 2, 2023:

She brought out the big guns and he didn't stand a chance

Now, anytime I hear that alpha-male stupidity, I will think of this 🤣

joeandbarb comments on Feb 2, 2023:

looks like a proud boys pep talk

In case you needed an update on bacon

joeandbarb comments on Feb 3, 2023:

Nothing better to wake up to than the smell of bacon and coffee in the morning

Lewis Black [youtube.com]

joeandbarb comments on Feb 3, 2023:

Lewis Black is one of the funniest out there. I love his rants

Happy groundhog day! Even in Florida

joeandbarb comments on Feb 3, 2023:

I have to admit, even though we have a shitload of idiot trumpers here the weather is hard to beat

Must have been a catholic school

joeandbarb comments on Feb 3, 2023:

the kids are lining up to take that class

Funny Friday!

joeandbarb comments on Feb 4, 2023:

A good book will not only help me ignore you. It will make me forget you until its done

It looks as if the whole of the GQP is trying to out Trump Trump

joeandbarb comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Great ones all of them!

Getting something pasta censors. The longer you look, the better it gets.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 13, 2023:

It took me a while but that just made it better when I finally saw it.

SuperBowl 2023 - Tarnished Event SuperBowl 2023 was marred by derogatory remarks by Greene and ...

joeandbarb comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Bobert and MTG are just there for the social media clicks, Planning on how much money they will make as fox news personalities once they get voted out of office

Valentines for you!

joeandbarb comments on Feb 15, 2023:

the first one ..OUCH!