Take the money and run?....

joeandbarb comments on Aug 24, 2020:

I would follows Jesus's teachings and turn it into wine

Joke for sharks...

joeandbarb comments on Aug 23, 2020:

just like a vegan meat buffet

Hm, innuendo

joeandbarb comments on Aug 23, 2020:

"Hey honey are you in the mood?(as he turns on the shower)

The bible changed my life!

joeandbarb comments on Aug 23, 2020:

This is great! When I was in my early 30's I decided to actually read the bible to make sure I could defend what I believed in. The more I read the less I believed until I became a full blown atheist.

...Until we got married 😜

joeandbarb comments on Aug 22, 2020:

until she broke out the strap on.

Sorry kid, maybe when you grow up...

joeandbarb comments on Aug 22, 2020:

At least knowing that would save me money from the get go by not having to buy dinner and hoping to get lucky.

Men are so visual!

joeandbarb comments on Aug 22, 2020:

I like it. take out any chance of mistakes

Trump Says He Appreciates the Support of QAnon Conspiracy Theorists Trump Says He Appreciates ...

joeandbarb comments on Aug 21, 2020:

this guy is such an incredible piece of shit and ignorant as well as a complete criminal. That being said, the reason that 80 percent of republicans still support him is because most of the republicans who were decent people who just happened to disagree with him have been driven from the party leaving the bottom of the barrel to go to his rally's and chant for him

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.

joeandbarb comments on Aug 20, 2020:

The last one is a very powerful statement

Worth considering

joeandbarb comments on Aug 20, 2020:

I'm too lazy to be able to come up with a way to sacrifice him that would do him justice. I would just give him to Iran and let them figure it out. We could put it on pay per view and wipe out the national debt with the proceed's

Knock knock.

joeandbarb comments on Aug 19, 2020:

Awesome! Loved Warren Zevon

Perhaps that’s where he is needed:

joeandbarb comments on Aug 19, 2020:

beautiful pic

There’s flirting and then there’s...

joeandbarb comments on Aug 19, 2020:

I for one enjoy it when a woman is forward enough to express her attraction

Who is your favorite atheist?

joeandbarb comments on Aug 17, 2020:

Ricky Gervais is my favorite for the moment, but there are so many to respect

Happy to help out as much as I can!

joeandbarb comments on Aug 17, 2020:

and we will send you a free MAGA hat made in china!!!!!

If it isn’t cardio, you are doing something wrong!

joeandbarb comments on Aug 17, 2020:

Time for her to ask for a second opinion

Trump Admits Blocking Postal Service Funding to Prevent Mail-In Voting President Trump admitted...

joeandbarb comments on Aug 14, 2020:

he isn't even trying to hide his vile shit anymore

Surely a national emergency

joeandbarb comments on Aug 12, 2020:

When I slowed down my laughing at this I noticed just how much skin is showing through the sparse hair and started laughing all over again

What's the over/under?

joeandbarb comments on Aug 12, 2020:

His Goose stepping, window licking,worshipers are waiting with baited breath to hear what they will be repeating for the next 3 months!!

One vs many.

joeandbarb comments on Aug 12, 2020:

Straight up awesome!!!!

It's all in the eye of the beholder .... [agnostic.com]

joeandbarb comments on Aug 12, 2020:

even during meditation people are looking for their "third eye". Now it all makes sense to me!

Bad news guys ... [agnostic.com]

joeandbarb comments on Aug 11, 2020:

it can be nice having them held

Great for work!

joeandbarb comments on Aug 11, 2020:

I googled it and its actually true!!! ordering one now!

Probably the only reason I would go to church...

joeandbarb comments on Aug 11, 2020:

theres going to be some sore alter boys

Guys...is this still true?

joeandbarb comments on Aug 11, 2020:

yet so worth the time spent finding one

A couple May be too risqué for J for L...

joeandbarb comments on Aug 10, 2020:

Blowfessional, Thats why I come to this site to increase my vocabulary. Thanks I am going to use this before the day is out.

I wish more men appreciated lacy sexy lingerie.

joeandbarb comments on Aug 10, 2020:

A black lace teddy and thigh high stockings set my world on fire, A woman doesn't have to get naked as long as the parts that arouse her are available for stimulation. I really appreciate when a woman decides to go the extra mile to arouse me and do my very best to reciprocate.

Random entertainment:

joeandbarb comments on Aug 8, 2020:

number 4 is just plain genius!!!!

Failure "We have it totally under control" and other lies and bullshit." [youtube.com]

joeandbarb comments on Jul 25, 2020:

It's going to be a wonderful day when we see the secret service dragging him out of the white house and escorting him off the premises

Least Intelligent President Ever!

joeandbarb comments on Jul 25, 2020:

Bigley!

Lots of things

joeandbarb comments on Jul 23, 2020:

rational thought

For the first one, she was the one that reportedly supplied the 13 year old that Trump raped.

joeandbarb comments on Jul 23, 2020:

Of course he wishes her well, and is going to make sure she gets a pardon if she keeps her mouth shut

For me, it's pickles, just put them on the side

joeandbarb comments on Jul 17, 2020:

send it back to the kitchen and see what "taints" the next one

Nothing about this seems right

joeandbarb comments on Jul 13, 2020:

Thats one proud he carrot

Suffer from constipation? ExLax, MiraLax, Metamusil...

joeandbarb comments on Jul 13, 2020:

He will never be backed up. shit flows from his mouth every time he opens it

A little religion for your Sunday viewing...

joeandbarb comments on Jul 13, 2020:

The last one is awesome. God is good to me but forget about all the people he wont give a shit about

I'm thinking,..is it real is it Memorex?

joeandbarb comments on Jul 11, 2020:

the silent woman

Damn! They have us pegged!

joeandbarb comments on Jul 11, 2020:

This is about the greatest recruitment poster I have ever seen!!! so much fun to be had

Never ask a creationist about science. Lol at "lady chemicals".

joeandbarb comments on Jul 11, 2020:

Maybe thats why I haven't caught covid yet. All the exposure to "lady chemicals" has helped me build up an immunity. I think the government should start up an immunity building program right now. I will volunteer to help with the medical studies.

Tucker Carlson Accused of Echoing a White Supremacist Slogan Critics are accusing host Tucker ...

joeandbarb comments on Jul 10, 2020:

Tucker Carlson needs an enema with a lit road flare. But thats just my opinion

Some people never grow up. Thankfully!

joeandbarb comments on Jul 10, 2020:

brilliant!!!!!!

Do you think it's wrong to sexchat someone if you are technically dating someone you haven't seen in...

joeandbarb comments on Jul 9, 2020:

I think you should at least let the other person you are involved with know that you are getting ready to do this. I always use the thought of would I be offended if someone did this to me before I do it

Texas Mega church that hosted Pence got millions in aid

joeandbarb comments on Jul 8, 2020:

How did any organization that does not pay taxes get tax money for help????

Florida Teen Dies After Mother Took Her to Church Coronavirus Party, Then Treated Her With ...

joeandbarb comments on Jul 8, 2020:

To be fair I did not see where the church called it a "corona virus party". But that being said having an event with over 100 kids and not practicing social distancing is pretty dumb. And taking your child who has an auto-immune problem to any large gathering in these times is borderline if not out right child abuse. Now the child is dead and the parents have to live with the consequences of their decisions. I hope that I never end up needing medical help where the mother is employed

An 'educated guess' about our future ...[agnostic.com]

joeandbarb comments on Jul 7, 2020:

well it cant be any worse that what we are going through right now. Look at the damage done by a tee totaler so far

School's opening in August in Florida.

joeandbarb comments on Jul 7, 2020:

The alter of tRump demands sacrifice. It cares not weather it's children or the generation that already sacrificed by being drafted into a war in Viet Nam. dear leader is sending his voters and their families into the abyss in an attempt to bring his numbers up and his sycophant governors are all to willing to comply

Armed Militias Flock to Gettysburg to Foil Fake Antifa Flag Burning After a mysterious figure ...

joeandbarb comments on Jul 6, 2020:

Is it just me or is the miss mash of what these guys think a uniform should be look an awful lot like the Iraq army in the first gulf war?

Coronavirus updates: Herman Cain, who attended Trump Tulsa rally, hospitalized

joeandbarb comments on Jul 3, 2020:

OH SHUCKY DUCKY!!!!!

Looking for a few good memes....

joeandbarb comments on Jul 3, 2020:

Lindsey had nipples tattooed on his shoulder blades so trump could suck them while he was hammering it home

What would you do?

joeandbarb comments on Jul 2, 2020:

cut back on the edibles

Odd bodkins.

joeandbarb comments on Jul 1, 2020:

the Winnie the pooh one is just FANASTIC!!!!!!!!

New relativity theory ... [agnostic.com]

joeandbarb comments on Jun 28, 2020:

very nice to see this one. So many differing opinions and refusal to even look at the other side these days

Looks can be deceiving ... [agnostic.com]

joeandbarb comments on Jun 28, 2020:

I was so distracted that I had to read it 3 times before I got it

Let's talk about Trump, flags, and fire.

joeandbarb comments on Jun 25, 2020:

Beau is awesome,

Alternet and Patheos report: Many Christian fundamentalists and evangelicals have been ...

joeandbarb comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Looks like the south will be able to turn democrat once again once all the "true believers die off"

I was reluctant to post this because it's mean to shame people but I made an exception for this ...

joeandbarb comments on Jun 20, 2020:

and this is supposed to be the superior race??? lol

How's that cookie dough???? Fill in the blanks....

joeandbarb comments on Jun 17, 2020:

uncooked and in my mouth

Guys, what's your opinion on breasts with implants?

joeandbarb comments on Jun 16, 2020:

Natural is the only way to go. Big boobs are nice but any boobs can be great with the right attitude of the woman that they are on

[independent.

joeandbarb comments on Jun 16, 2020:

Stop checking the body's pulse and no more dead. Stop pregnancy by no more tests!

Melania Used Newfound Leverage to Redo Prenup After Election According to a new book written by...

joeandbarb comments on Jun 13, 2020:

The whole lot of them belong in jail. Treason, theft of the national treasury, openly violating the American peoples rights, and many others too numerous to list. She is no better than any of them. Just a gold digging whore who decided it was easier to trade pussy than work for a living

Trump Faithful Hoping to Bypass Twitter With New App With rallies halted and his tweets being ...

joeandbarb comments on Jun 8, 2020:

It will be interesting when all of a sudden their bank accounts turn up empty because the app collects their sensitive data. tRump will still get richer and they will continue getting poorer

Thats what xians will believe

joeandbarb comments on Jun 8, 2020:

Doctors never get the praise when things go well, it's Jesus who made a miracle. But let someone die and who do they sue??? not the church

I found this small ad. in Amateur international golfing monthly!

joeandbarb comments on Jun 6, 2020:

His next job will be janitor of cell block B

Please do it here in Florida, no masks, no distancing.

joeandbarb comments on Jun 3, 2020:

I sooooo want the republican convention to be here in Florida. The death toll from covid -19 would ensure that Florida would vote Democratic for the next generation. All of the racist's, mouth breathers and tRump fanatics who would think it's safe because tRump said it was and they would pack the convention hall and be surrounded by a stew of virous. Let them bask in the glory of their orange god and see how many of them are healthy enough to make it to the polling places come November

Saudi Arabia declares ALL Atheists are Terrorists [independent.co.uk]

joeandbarb comments on Jun 3, 2020:

crazy batshit area. I've been to the Persian gulf multiple times and was always glad to get away from there as fast as I could

Polyamory.

joeandbarb comments on Jun 1, 2020:

Good thing to have this glossary on hand. Now I can find out how my relationships are described. Oh and after reading about polyunsaturated I would love to get to know wildflower more. After all she is a Naughty-Hottie

Things You'll Never Do!! as opposed to people who say that they'll do anything you want! But which ...

joeandbarb comments on May 30, 2020:

I find that the list changes as things get hotter. Let a little lust and horniness into the equation and preset conditions go out the window

I feel very sexy and feminine in this photo. It’s not often that I feel like that lately.

joeandbarb comments on May 30, 2020:

your feeling is dead on seeing as how you do look incredibly sexy and feminine

Ha! In what? A porno?

joeandbarb comments on May 30, 2020:

Time for you to buy a habit and really ruin some people's idea of what a nun is like while having a great time doing so

Always edit people!😈

joeandbarb comments on May 30, 2020:

ant the good teacher said do it over and over until you get it right.

How a well thought gift can go so wrong ;) " My husband bought me a vibrator as he thought it ...

joeandbarb comments on May 30, 2020:

Hang in there dude, the batteries have to run down some time...lol

I like demons

joeandbarb comments on May 30, 2020:

Thats the kind of demon I could start to believe in,

Dictatorship over a private entity (twitter) and free speech?

joeandbarb comments on May 30, 2020:

This turd is circling the bowl faster and faster. When he finally gets flushed in November he will have to be pried from office by the secret service

Trump Shares “The Only Good Democrat is a Dead Democrat” Video President Trump has tweeted a...

joeandbarb comments on May 30, 2020:

tRump knows that if he loses in November he will be brought to trial and lose, He would rather plunge this country into civil war and see millions of Americans die than go to trial for all of his misdeeds so he will applaud anyone who pushes an extreme view in his favor

fingering ...[agnostic.com]

joeandbarb comments on May 29, 2020:

Her favorite song to play "Oh come all ye faithful"

I might be tired or something, but I found this so funny.

joeandbarb comments on May 29, 2020:

Bigly the biglyest hands. Hillery drank your milk in Bengazi along with biden and they want skanks to rule.

Trump Signs Order to Allow Punishing Social Media Over Site Content President Trump signed an ...

joeandbarb comments on May 29, 2020:

When he finally loses it and starts foaming at the mouth and babbling incoherently the xtian right will not leave him. They will lift him higher and claim that he is speaking in tongues and that only Mitch McConnell can decipher what the lord is saying through him.

I'm sure this has been shared before. But, too funny couldn't resist!

joeandbarb comments on May 28, 2020:

THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you believe her? 🤨

joeandbarb comments on May 27, 2020:

only took him three hours to grab her by the neck, squeeze-chalk where you've been. squeeze-chalk, squeeze chalk until you get back to the original chalk

Okay, yes I have learned my lesson with being an over-sharer & being too comfortable with my ...

joeandbarb comments on May 26, 2020:

With all the bragging about himself and obviously all of it lies. He sounds like an "incel" be careful with that guy. You never know who the gun nuts are that will shoot up a business and blame it on their inability to find someone who will sleep with them.

I was recently getting new glasses, when a very pretty Young girl wearing a moderately short skirt ...

joeandbarb comments on May 26, 2020:

My wife and I do like to go out when she is not wearing any underwear. One time we were in a restaurant and I had flip flops on my feet. Made for some tantalizing foreplay when I kicked them off and snuck my foot under her dress. I highly anyone do this if at all possible. makes for a fun and amazing day/night

Have you tried anal sex? Do you like it? Why or why not?

joeandbarb comments on May 25, 2020:

Done right the wife loves it. But it takes a lot of preparation, Wine enema to make sure its clean, Hot tub to relax, coconut oil for lube, me on my Back to start so she can control the amount and timing of penetration. Once we get going then we can change positions and really go to " pound town". It's an ego boost for her to know she can and will provide what so many woman even refuse to discuss.

I've collected some sexy texts. Here are a few. Can you add any?

joeandbarb comments on May 25, 2020:

I'm on my way. Be naked when I get home

Drumpf's religious hypocrisy...

joeandbarb comments on May 25, 2020:

The best part of that was the quote "Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises, for never intending to go beyond promise, it costs nothing,’” Describes tRump perfectly

I know I have no use for it... but I Really would love one of these:

joeandbarb comments on May 25, 2020:

they forgot carefree stress free attitude due to not being afraid of an invisible omnipotent voyeur in the sky judging every move and decision.

OT vs NT

joeandbarb comments on May 12, 2020:

Don't you love the way they say. "that was the old testament. the new testament is what we go by" so throw out the ten commandments then?

Not so much a joke about religion but well worth sharing

joeandbarb comments on May 12, 2020:

this reminds me of a quote from Epicurus.

[politicalflare.

joeandbarb comments on May 12, 2020:

He is about 5 minutes away from some serious foaming at the mouth. I am waiting for the day he loses it and starts using racial slurs. That will be the day all of his followers either disavow him or don their KKK robe's in public. then we will all know who the assholes are

What will be your destination after all is done? What do you think about Dominican Republic?

joeandbarb comments on May 11, 2020:

In the middle of the Gila wilderness sitting naked in a natural hot springs high as hell after eating an edible with my beautiful wife and our lady friend.

global conspiracy?[agnostic.com]

joeandbarb comments on May 11, 2020:

Russia has never looked edible to me before this but now!! Gawd damn!!!

Hmm... Tough decision.

joeandbarb comments on May 8, 2020:

number 3 all day long. love Betty White, edibles and video games. this would be awesome

Death rate lies! Tomorrow Floriduh begins reopening. [huffpost.com]

joeandbarb comments on May 4, 2020:

Desantis is nothing more than tRumps lap dog. Willing to do anything he says in order to stay in his good graces instead of taking care of the people in his state. Even in these days when fox news is starting(slowly ever so slowly) to question some of the administrations responses Desantis can't get his face close enough to his dear leaders asshole trying to produce the sound bite's and numbers that trump wants to hear. remember when the right wing was against Obama's health care plans because of supposedly made up "Death panels for grandma and grandpa". Now their main talking point is that they should be glad to die for the economy.

The highlight of my day: Clocking out of work, and then spending the next 45 minutes listening to...

joeandbarb comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Being retired the highlight of my day is waking up and realizing that I get to spend the whole day with the most beautiful, sexy woman in the world. My beautiful wife

Why I don't even bother anymore. Not worth the time or energy.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 30, 2020:

He loves trump because thats the only politician who makes him look good by comparison

A sad moment.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 28, 2020:

That tongue has more uses than for talking ! time to eat it like a ravenous boar hog!!!!

Be careful what you wish for you just might get it

joeandbarb comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Most of them were to chickenshit to join the military because they would actually have to get into shape and learn to be a warrior. It's so much easier to play army than to actually do it. The majority of them would be dead within 2 minutes into an actual firefight.

From the shallow end of the pool?

joeandbarb comments on Apr 24, 2020:

time for some chlorine in the gene pool

I haven't had much reason to wear a mask since I haven't been going anywhere but work.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 15, 2020:

My wife and I are lucky enough to both live in the middle of nowhere(the woods) and to be retired. So life is going on pretty much as usual around here in the Ocala National forest. Spending a lot of time hiking and swimming in the lake. Just thankful we have it so good when so many are severely inconvenienced. We dont have any masks yet but we do use a bandana to cover our faces if we have to interact with anyone from outside our small circle of locals. I will be happy when this is all over and we can get back to something resembling normal.

I guess I'll vote for the old white guy???

joeandbarb comments on Apr 8, 2020:

vote blue no matter who!!! get rid of the orange scrotum!!!

Sin or not, if yes, why?

joeandbarb comments on Apr 6, 2020:

The "sin" of masturbation is from The book of genesis 38:9 . And actually describes the pulling out method of birth control. God killed Er because he was wicked then Er's dad told Onan to impregnate Er's widow. Onan didn't want to so he jerked off. This pissed off god so he killed Onan too. Then the whole thing gets even weirder when The widow dresses up like a hooker and Er screws her and gets her pregnant without knowing it was her. The whole thing is one convoluted mess of bullshit that religious people don't bother to read. I found that the more I read the bible the less I worried about sin because the whole story never makes sense in a normal fashion. Personally I feel that the pursuit of pleasure is the reason we are here and to not take advantage of an opportunity to enjoy ones life is a waste of time.