Sit on his

mooredolezal comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Trump would love those. He could look at himself while he's having sex, you know, right before he yells out his name.

[cosmopolitan.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Yes they seem more accepting of everything. I think in 50 years just about anything will be acceptable, sexually and racially. As for me personally participating, I would do it with two women.

Mansplaining fail.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Don't ever let this guy here Inside Out by the Mighty Lemon Drops. His head will explode.

Eyes.... What is it about a person's eyes that you like / dislike?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 12, 2019:

They are the most important things to me. What I like are the feelings a woman's eyes evoke in me.

My baby was born last night on 2/11/19 @ 8:49. Her name is Violet Elaine. WHEW!

mooredolezal comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Congratulations! And we have a new atheist!

[youtu.be]

mooredolezal comments on Feb 12, 2019:

An active sex life leads to longevity! Would any of you ladies be willing to make a small sacrifice so we can both live longer? I'll do my part.

Years ago when I first got into swinging, I got some flack from people in the form of slut shaming.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Simply Luscious Unchaste Taco / Yours was perfect so that's the best I can do.

Years ago when I first got into swinging, I got some flack from people in the form of slut shaming.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 12, 2019:

I'll have to think about that, but what I can say is that the societal norms are such bullshit. I wonder how long it would be before those norms changed if all you women decided not to have sex until marriage. What is so ironic is that the men are the ones that are the sluts. I mean it is not even arguable. And to the best of my knowledge it is all caused by religious prohibitions.

Mansplaining fail.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 11, 2019:

What a fucking idiot. I was taught the difference between a vulva and a vagina in sex ed class when I was 12 or 13 years old.

So there is the sure thing. and what our hearts desires. Which do you choose and why?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 11, 2019:

You have to be more specific. What do you mean by sure thing? Do you mean staying with someone when you want someone else? Do you mean getting laid instead of going out with someone that you're not sure will fuck you? Do you mean staying with someone in a relationship when someone that you don't love instead of risking trying to find someone else? You will find the answer to this and many other questions concerning love and relationships in my new book... ( yes I know I'm weird)

So there is the sure thing. and what our hearts desires. Which do you choose and why?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 11, 2019:

What our heart desires. Why would you be satisfied with something just because it is a sure thing? Besides that, where does the reward lie for obtaining something without effort?

Appropriate phone booth use.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Isn't it always an emergency with those superheroes! They always seem to be rushing around.

Hack your life with WD-40 ??? [giveitlove.com]

mooredolezal comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Thanks Q. Very informative. And surprising!

I immediately thought of this group when I saw this ...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Thanks but somebody put it up yesterday. Got to be quick!?

Does this count as Sex Toys?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Anything not part of the human body qualifies as a possible sex toy.

The 3 things we get wrong about sex, love and monogamy This video is about 40 minutes but I think ...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Excellent so far. I already give completely of myself in the bedroom but his advice for those who don't is great. Also I am too picky, I'm going to try to be less so. I also loved his explanation on that issue. His explanation of the dichotomy between straight and gay couples was really interesting too.

[deadspin.com] Great ad campaign! “Sit on my face”

mooredolezal comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Is that Robert Mueller's sister?

The 3 things we get wrong about sex, love and monogamy This video is about 40 minutes but I think ...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 10, 2019:

He is an LGBT community activist and journalist. He often appears on Bill Maher.

Good morning you sexy beast!

mooredolezal comments on Feb 10, 2019:

As soon as I see my notification from you in the morning it puts a smile on my face.

Are you into pegging?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 10, 2019:

No thanks, a quinquennial colonoscopy is enough for me.

Hello I'm from Wyoming and this is the first group that caught my eye I'm straight 33 Male

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Welcome

Congratulations to @marionville for achieving Level 9! Woohoo! Girl power! ?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

When we reach 10 do we become clear? (that is a Scientology joke)

Congratulations to @marionville for achieving Level 9! Woohoo! Girl power! ?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I miscalculated. I should join you in 2022.

If Donny dough nuts were reelected in 2020 by some crazy ass set of improbabilities , I would ...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

If I really had some serious money I would travel the world. I have friends in England Germany Australia Hong Kong and Sweden. Plus that would be enough time to take a world Cruise.

Just an observation and a rant.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I'm sorry maybe I was not clear. I don't think we should change the name of the group. My point was no matter what we name the group if it has the word sex in it some people would be turned off.

If Donny dough nuts were reelected in 2020 by some crazy ass set of improbabilities , I would ...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

If I had no commitments or responsibilities, I might consider leaving to Europe for four years if I had the financial ability. Just to relieve the stress.

Congratulations to @marionville for achieving Level 9! Woohoo! Girl power! ?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Congratulations. Hopefully I will be joining you in 2027 at the rate I'm going.

The biblical values of Democratic Socialism. Very interesting. [sojo.net]

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Now don't you go make me become religious!

Women in the military are being denied birth control while on deployment. [businessinsider.com]

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Maybe the new house can alleviate some of these wrongs.

Do you support the idea that we are all created equal as stated in the constitution?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I believe we are all created equal under the law, but I do believe, and I never thought I would have said this, that certain tests should be given before allowing people to vote.This is obviously a result of our current Administration. Even rights may be qualified. We have a right to freedom of speech but there are qualifications as to time, place and content. I would have no problem submitting to such a test, and losing my right to vote in an election should I fail. This qualification could take the place of the age restriction on voting, which I find arbitrary in light of the fact so many of our teenagers are more knowledgeable than at least 1/4 of our voting population.

Thoughts about this just posted intended joke by MissKathleen?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I made a mistake. I was speaking about literate hiker. Here is Kathleen's bio which may offer some explanation. However it seems contradictory within its purview and is no excuse for her lack of sensitivity. Someone who realizes what she does should have no problem recognizing it and stopping herself. I can have an acerbic tongue and usually am lacking in tact and diplomacy. My sarcastic humor is sometimes mistaken for something else. Always working on improving these aspects, but I do not expect to live enough to master them. I am an astute observer of people and have a high sense of fairness. I abhor a mob mentality. Here more for community than anything, I pretty much feel my chance at love is over. I am an HSP (Highly Sensitive Person) and I believe in kindness. , integrity, and honorability are highest on the list of attributes I admire in the people with whom I associate. is very close behind. Read less

Thoughts about this just posted intended joke by MissKathleen?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

No your not. She is a prude and has no sensitivity unless it is about her. One of her pictures show her straddling a chair, and thinking I was on Deviants I stated I wish I was sitting on the chair, which set her off. The next day she liked someone who was turned off by the fact I was discussing a sexually themed convention. Just block her. That is what I did.

Just an observation and a rant.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Yes I have thought about that. Every time I tell someone about this site I have to explain the name's not indicative of what the site is about. Sexual beings would be better. It would tell people without the negativity. However some people are just plain prudes. I erroneously posted my convention idea on the main site and some people were turned off by the fact it was a sexually themed convention. I think they thought we were going to be fucking in the bathrooms, with dildos hanging from the ceiling as decorative amenities.

Too funny! RelationshipsStepdad Live Tweets Stepson’s Attempt To Sneak A Girl Out Of The House...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Pretty funny but he should have had more pictures of what he was watching.

?I've been very naughty! What are you gonna do about it!!! Provide details... Or else!!

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

The first thing I would do would be to pull down that thong and her pants all the way. Then I would go find the KY Jelly.

?I've been very naughty! What are you gonna do about it!!! Provide details... Or else!!

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Her butt is already sort of red. I think she's already been spanked.

What makes the world go round?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I wonder how many of these guys don't even get your reference? LOL

Women in the military are being denied birth control while on deployment. [businessinsider.com]

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Just like the military. It wants all the soldiers that can get.

The socialist snowplow...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

You think that is bad? The fucking government keeps on paying 85% of my mom's medical bills. Is there no way to stop this insanity!

A simple black and white.... Nice?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

And of course intelligent with a good sense of humor.

A simple black and white.... Nice?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

She is absolutely perfect. Perfect body perfect hair perfect face. If she is sweet and kind there is nothing more you could ask for.

This zoo will name a cockroach after your ex, then feed it to a meerkat on Valentine's Day?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

LMAO

Boom. There ya have it. [patheos.com]

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Makes sense.

Hostess with the mostess!!

mooredolezal comments on Feb 9, 2019:

God I loved those when I was a kid. Those, Ho Hos and Pop Tarts.

Question for everybody Rimjobs?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Never did it or had it done but I'm open to anything a girl wants in bed. At least once!

Great. Something else to worry about...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 8, 2019:

That's how I taught my kid to always put her hand over her mouth when she yawns. Funny thing, she never forgot!

A simple black and white.... Nice?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I also like long hair.

What the F of 2019 done to me.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 8, 2019:

OMG.The Break-Up but not the leg. January 1st for me.

A simple black and white.... Nice?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 8, 2019:

How do you know exactly what I like. I mean every time. For example I prefer brunettes to blondes.

Is there any ah physical therapist here that can give me some advice coz i did a hiked last ...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Hey it's David. I don't know any physical therapist but it sounds like you should really go to the doctor. Keep me up-to-date.

Have any particular affection towards your Netflix password moocher?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I can see stealing cable but Netflix? It is 10 or $12 a month.

Dang! I already got blocked by a member ! I can’t imagine why- he asked me if I was the lady he ...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Is being blocked by a member the same thing as a cock block?

You wanna go out tonight or stay home with me? I have rope... 😋😜

mooredolezal comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Thank you for making me happy everyday!

More words of wisdom from FB. The reply is just the opposite of win.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I agree. The fact that he became president is pathetic.

What did you guys think of the dummys state of his delusions address?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Did you steal state of delusion from Samantha Bee?

ah! the mystical woman...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 7, 2019:

LMAO

Consciousness... Can it be measured objectively?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I know, but I am the only one. When I am on my death bed I will tell one other person, after they swear never to tell anyone else(until there dying day). I am but one of a continuum extending back to 9054 BC.

Consciousness... Can it be measured objectively?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 7, 2019:

May I have a few minutes to respond?

At least we know what grandma thinks of you...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Why a lowercase T when every other letter is capitalized? Are we sure that Grandma wrote this?

So .

mooredolezal comments on Feb 7, 2019:

What do you think about the rest of the time?

It happens ... thankfully! ??? Who doesn't need a good laugh every once in a while?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 7, 2019:

OMFG. Not only a penis joke, but a circumcision joke as well. And of course it gives a whole new meaning to "stick a fork in it". A threefer.

Hello all you sexy humans! Looking forward to getting to know folks in this group

mooredolezal comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Welcome

Just after a few days of online dating at think I met the love of my life.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Hey where are all you guys who were criticizing my "sexist" comment about the bosoms of our membership? Can't you love her for her intelligence?

At least we know what grandma thinks of you...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 7, 2019:

LMFAO

I wonder if we could have a convention someday.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I'm sorry I am new to this site. I was actually intending to post this for our sub group, Sexual Deviance, in light of the fact there is already a well-established atheist convention held annually. Of course all one need to is to join that group. This is more of a sexually themed event as opposed to atheist.

Sex ed demonstration of good form and technique

mooredolezal comments on Feb 6, 2019:

It looks like there's a lot of thinking involved.

Date night and I’m nervous. That never happens. Exciting!

mooredolezal comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Are you going to give it up? LOL

What makes you happy?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 6, 2019:

A good woman.

What did you guys think of the dummys state of his delusions address?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I did not watch it for a second. Like I posted earlier, I knew it was going to be nothing but a diatribe of reelection propaganda and lies. Was I right?

The Cure - Love Cats [youtube.com] ??

mooredolezal comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Actually it is not old fashioned as that was our music medium at the time.

The Cure - Love Cats [youtube.com] ??

mooredolezal comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I know this is old-fashioned but I have every one of their CDs.

I love being nude when at all possible. A naked body is a work of art.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Someone please Skype some nudity to Skipper!

Oldest trick in the world..

mooredolezal comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I have a feeling the male fish was already moving on to the next fish. I don't really think he cares whether she gets off or not!

I love being nude when at all possible. A naked body is a work of art.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Me too.

My online bio. Will it get dates.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Not if they like dogs.

This...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I saw you were really close hours ago. Congratulations.

she's clever

mooredolezal comments on Feb 6, 2019:

The two girls I have dated since 2005 were both squirters. Before 2005 I never even knew they existed! Is that lubricating fluid or is that an orgasm?

Talking dirty to a whole new level....

mooredolezal comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Hey

Watching pos right now... I'm so sick....

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I bet it was nothing but re-election propaganda. At any point did he happen to mention what a great president he is? LOL

Watching pos right now... I'm so sick....

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I'm not going to watch one second. I really can't believe that Pelosi let him off with a temporary reopening of the government. I think the only reason he did it was so he could give his State of the Union, and then close the government again. The only thing that will stop him is if the republicans in Congress put enough pressure on him. A lot of them are going to be vulnerable to losing their seats next year.

Interested to hear from everyone. Do you taste your cum?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I always do my oral sex during foreplay but I don't think I would be averse to doing it after cuming, if that's what my girl wanted. I taste her so why not myself? The only time I clean myself is if I am going from anal to vaginal sex.

To peel, or not to peel. That is the question...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

LMAO

Worst job in the White House. Warning: You will see Trump naked. [photos.app.goo.gl]

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Try it now and let me know if it does not work.

What are you giving your sweetie for Valentine's?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

BTW I just checked out your pictures and you're rough night picture is really sexy. PS no sagging going on either

What are you giving your sweetie for Valentine's?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I abuse him at least twice a week so I will probably let him have the day off.

What are you giving your sweetie for Valentine's?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

You are so funny. I have a feeling we are at least going to be lifelong social media friends.

What is the uttermost premature ejaculation? It's going to be so good, wasn't it, honey?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Hey honey, nevermind. Mine is the uttermost but yours is definitely more funny.

Boobs are not on the top of my list but God dammit we have some beautifully perky and well endowed ...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

From your responses I guess I should not give any more compliments as to physical attributes. What I find humorous is that all the critiques are from men. I mean no one cares about looks right? When you see someone for the first time you DON'T go over to speak with them because of what they look like. And of course women never want a man to tell them they are attractive. Nor do men want to hear from a woman that they are handsome. It is hard to believe that the porn industry and publications such as Playboy are able to stay in business! Why do some women post their pictures showing cleavage if they don't want anybody to look? Maybe they should post their IQs instead. If a woman posts that there are a lot of handsome men on this site are men going to complain that they are being shallow and should be more concerned with intelligence? Spare me

How I plan on going.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I thought about this too! Of course you don't want to do it with anyone you care about, unless it is someone who would like to go around telling their friends, "Yeah I fucked her/him to death".

The 1% of the time I believe there must be God is when I'm in ecstasy- Do you also exclaim a ...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I often say "oh my fucking god" when I cum.

Have you had a craving for something but you don't know what it is?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Yes I have and still do, but I know what it is.

Your thoughts on erectile dysfunction?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

From what I have heard from women I also think it is, but I am happy to say I am one of those rarities. My last girlfriend took a really long time, so I would bring her to the edge with her toy and my mouth to make sure she got off when we started having sex. There is nothing better than cuming together.

It was more than one time when I was like 16 years old or something a woman that had cat like ...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

No but I've done more than my fair share of acid.

According to the Chinese calendar, it's the year of the pig.. Are you a pig?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I would hazard a guess and say you are not. Then again I've seen your picture.

According to the Chinese calendar, it's the year of the pig.. Are you a pig?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I was born on Christmas, what am I. Let me give you a hint, I am not Jesus.

According to the Chinese calendar, it's the year of the pig.. Are you a pig?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Come on Kaitlyn. You know we are all pigs, that's why we are here!

Are any of you gonna watch the presidential address tonight or will you wait for the summary on the ...

mooredolezal comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I can't stand to see that cocksuckers face much less hear him speak. (no disparagement meant to our gay members or to those women who so unselfishly perform this act). This speech will be nothing but a diatribe of lies and propaganda meant to further Trump's reelection campaign.

Not my image but yes My style.

mooredolezal comments on Feb 4, 2019:

? You are a strangler? ?

they merge when?!🤣😅

mooredolezal comments on Feb 4, 2019:

LMAO so are they triple the price?

Lunchtime. It needs a condiment, any suggestions? ?

mooredolezal comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I suggest mayonnaise on the corner of the bread which is exposed. LOL exposed. How appropriate. I love it when I accidentally make a joke, then I get to laugh too!