Iguanas, Last Seen Thriving By Darwin, Are Back And Breeding On A Galápagos Island: ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Sometimes we get it right...

Few things worse than watery bread. Dare you to name a few.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Damp kitty paws in the middle of the night...

Few things worse than watery bread. Dare you to name a few.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2022:

One of the worst, unless it's putting ketchup of any kind on it...

Here is a favorite song by a favorite band I haven't seen posted lately.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Just out of curiosity, is an "echo of light" a reflection???

Trumpanzee Beauty Contest... Pick the winner!

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2022:

I feel I deserve to be up there - here I am with a veil...

It's on my list of places to visit now! :-D

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2022:

I'm changing my name to 'Dundee'!

Never be Frank Joe, it just ain't worth it! :-D

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Wishful thinking, Joe, or Frank, whatever your name is...

Some changes are coming

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Isn't she French? Shouldn't she be topless?

What can I say, it's true lol

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Yes, yes you are, Glenn. Not in the traditional sense, but... well, in a sorta... non-traditional, I gotta squint real hard, contemplating paper bags sense...

Dads will get this one first.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Well, the technique *is* different...

They are really trying to reach every demographic

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2022:

Can I just say... erk!, ugh! blech...?

it's too late for the western empire as final convulsions set in.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Dubious is not what I'm calling you...

Some people just hear what they want to hear.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Yeah, exactly... Can you give me a doctor's note to that effect?

What get's you tongue tied? What work arounds do you use?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Maybe this will help...

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Even with the two marbles little Elmo would still need a 'delivery system'...

Don't think it would fix all my sleep problems but it sure wouldn't hurt.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 7, 2022:

May he fall out of the tree & land disastrously...

JAGGERY.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 7, 2022:

Oh, ... I thought it may have had something to do with Mick...

Burglar? Ghost? What is it?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 7, 2022:

Well, not you, now...

I like the female centaurs much better

phxbillcee comments on Aug 7, 2022:

I'm actually wondering all sorts of things...

This is what I say to people trying to preach to me.🤔

phxbillcee comments on Aug 7, 2022:

Most "proof" is of the "Look at the trees" variety. Or the "Morality is written on our hearts (by god)" type. No "holy book" has stood up to real scrutiny & no apologia has done more than muddy the waters, at best. Provide any real proof & there would be no atheists. We may still not be worshipers, but we would no longer be atheists... I have a feeling we won't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Some of the originals just for dummies books.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 6, 2022:

... & also be careful about licking the stripper...

Hahaha!!!! 😂😂😂

phxbillcee comments on Aug 6, 2022:

I'm not gonna say a word...

Hahaha!!! 😂😂😂

phxbillcee comments on Aug 6, 2022:

Get thee behind me, Mark Zuckerberg...

😹😹😹😹😹

phxbillcee comments on Aug 6, 2022:

Seems about right...

Hoping to be the Progenitor of a Self Harm conversation movement!!!🤩🤩🤩

phxbillcee comments on Aug 5, 2022:

I tend to self harm mostly mentally...

Wizen verb (used with or without object) to wither; shrivel; dry up.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 5, 2022:

That's a particularly ugly word to us old folks!!!! (Especially us single ones...)

Another 5 years in the can probably, how disappointing! :-D

phxbillcee comments on Aug 5, 2022:

You know where he's headed...

Yup, been there, done that and caught Bailey fleeing with my pork chop.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 4, 2022:

See, that was your first mistake...thinking you were somehow an "owner"...

The Athiest Agenda, who knew?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2022:

I will say that showering in blood does wonders for the complexion...

My new wife approved secretary, Michelle. You should see our new pool cabana “boy”.😅

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2022:

I hope they are very happy together...;-)

Know it but don't worry.... Lol

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2022:

& the only thing that really bothers me is that they're getting it so much more than I am...

Saw this unusual word in our local paper, ‘The Islands Weekly,’ in an article about Basking ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2022:

I like mine over easy... & if we get into "baby-eating", one has to let them mature a bit to "flesh-out" & add some meat - then be sure to marinate properly!

As it’s that time of the year for summer fairs and fetes I thought for our teatime treat today ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2022:

I won't give you the "red angry-face" for this, but it was close. I'm just glad I'm not diabetic...

For you? No charge.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2022:

Love the Keith Richards' one, the teacher one is, unfortunately, too true...

A woman and her husband got a dog They show off their new dog to their friend, who absolutely ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2022:

Looks just like his Mother...

Wasps: These underdogs of pollination are more than just a nuisance: [zmescience.com]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2022:

You don't have to like them, but you do have to respect them...

Enjoy [fb.watch] [twitter.com]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2022:

Now that's not really fair, you stacked the Orange Turd up against a real human being!!!

Trump Demands CNN Stop Saying That He's Lying About 2020 Election - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2022:

& I "believe" that snatching him & shipping him off to Devil's Island, or someplace similar, would be in the best interests of the country & world. This is a truly held subjective "belief" that I hold (tho, I think I could objectively prove my case, unlike the Orange Turd...)

I have to use this one today.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2022:

I thought it was the Ides of March??? Damn this Daylight Savings Time!

I think in this case...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2022:

A group of cats pulling a sled? Not enough tuna in the world!

Iz my burffday, I iz thurrteen...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 1, 2022:

Almost (almost I say) as cute as my tortie...

An assortment of beautiful ladies.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 1, 2022:

A potpourri of p****...

Monday morning cuteness

phxbillcee comments on Aug 1, 2022:

Just goes to prove...

These conversations are all one sided anyway! :-D

phxbillcee comments on Aug 1, 2022:

"... while saying, "Jebus take the wheel..."

I threw out my bingo card!!!

phxbillcee comments on Aug 1, 2022:

"... & the cow jumped over the moon..."

Maybe there's a Ted Nugent tee available.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 31, 2022:

See! Smoking really does stunt your growth...

Brian Tyler Cohen - Jon Stewart HUMILIATES Ted Cruz in devastating smackdown [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 31, 2022:

@Sierra4 is correct, if this didn't humiliate him, nothing would...

I mean why? WTF?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 31, 2022:

Or, a meat-like substance Twinkie?

Damn dog stole my skittles...Again!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 31, 2022:

Shouldn't that be a unicorn???

I'll let myself out...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 31, 2022:

"Made from the juices of Holy Men. Or in your country, known as poly-unsaturated ghee..." (Still waiting for *anyone* to get the reference...)

Phew...That was close...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 31, 2022:

"Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away, know when to wait in ambush..."

Carly lauren - I'm a buyer for whatever she's selling

phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2022:

The truck says "Wild Animal Show"... Rrrrooow!

I actually have that cast iron mold, I may try this to see the reaction,

phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2022:

But, is it GOOD shit?!?!

Who still uses real bookmarks?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2022:

Do that with a book I lend you & you won't be able to run far enough!!! (The same goes for 'dog-earring'!)

There is no justice , I tell you.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2022:

& just because you are both "filling your pants"...

This is utterly fascinating and amazing.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2022:

Very interesting. If this is an accurate representation the implications are potentially huge...

That's just how my memory rolls.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2022:

Always great when about to kiss a girl with your "slimy tasting-strip".

Well Liz Truss does not look like Maggy Thatcher.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2022:

An FYI - (NOT a bikini shot!!!)

Mister Update He's finally his old self.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2022:

Yay! He looks hap-hap-happy!

Well there is that...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2022:

That's why I never use the term, "It's all Greek to me..."

Worth trying...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2022:

Well, I know I'll be older...

Nostalgia, not always correct, but normally comforting.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2022:

I admit, I'm a fan of the umbrellas, sunglasses & SPF creams... I agree with putting down the phones & just live the moment, folks are way to connected to them ... don't care about contrails 'cause I don't believe in chemtrails... now, the fat & tat, - the fat kids may have been teased away & I happen to like tats (also a good way to open a conversation...)

Alito Decries 'Hostility to Religion' in First Public Remarks Since Abortion Decision

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2022:

The hypocrisy is strong with this one...

IS TWEETY A FLIGHT RISK?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2022:

It looks like he lost some weight...

She uses those drumsticks like they were part of her.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2022:

Dang, if I'm 75% more attractive, I must be really damn ugly, at base... I blame not knowing 'til now on bad eyesight - or, faulty mirrors...

Hard to accept, really.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2022:

I'd rather be a monkey's uncle...

Louie Gohmert goes ballistic at House Democrat who fact-checked GOP talking points [alternet.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2022:

As my hero used to say, "What a maroon...".

Oh well, hope you all had a good day, I'm exhausted!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2022:

Good ones, but my fav is the "xtian rocker" one...stole it!

If you notice another one trying to hold feet with you, run!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2022:

Still better than crocs...

''I'm offended''

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2022:

& I'm sure many would just to maintain that foaming lather that feeds them...

A fine booty on this cutie.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2022:

A lot of "fine" to find there...

Don't believe the hype!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2022:

We'll see...

It’s funny because it’s true

phxbillcee comments on Jul 27, 2022:

Russia, then & now, was & is not Socialist. VillageIdiot, you out yourself, again, as disingenuous, ignorant of history & shallow as hell. On top of all that, you don't EVER learn from your mistakes. You keep popping up around here thinking you are a meaningful troll, & you really end up being a recurrent case of Herpes Simplex...annoying & a bit shameful to see in public. This really wouldn't be funny even if it was true (which it's not), & just shows your nasty malicious side more than anything. Another sad fail...

Rare and bizarre tentacle-trailing sea creature caught on video, expedition scientist’s 'mind is ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 27, 2022:

Cool as hell...

Don't do it

phxbillcee comments on Jul 27, 2022:

Assaulting a police officer & resisting arrest are the first charges that come to mind...

You know you're living in a rural area when (this was posted on a road on Lopez):

phxbillcee comments on Jul 27, 2022:

"... it's what's for dinner..."

My sweet darling fwb Janna sent me these selfies.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 27, 2022:

Lovely lady...

It's about time!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 27, 2022:

That is what is known as a "Very Broad Array"...

All bluster

phxbillcee comments on Jul 26, 2022:

Too physically fucked-up to run away or fight... will make Yo' Mama jokes at you...

In case you weren't sure of it.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 26, 2022:

I doubt that very much...

Zoelle Frick, Dalila Jabri & Vanessa Teske

phxbillcee comments on Jul 26, 2022:

Now that's a pool party...

I guess it didn't work!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 25, 2022:

& I didn't even get a hot-flash or anything...

Maybe that explains it.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 25, 2022:

With me it's usually I forgot it was still on...senior moment, again....

Shouldn't have put the money in crypto-currency.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 25, 2022:

Good crop!

The gods work in mysterious ways...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

I think the "Christians Against Science" sort of says it all right there, "Don't confuse me with the facts...I got my faith".

What say you?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Rude, crude & socially undesirable - (BTW, which would you give up, bro?)

Good morning!!! Taking my mom and my daughter out for brunch!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

And, as always, @MichelleGar1 , a few I could steal...

Power of non-religious beliefs

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

I love to stand there & explain to them just why I am an atheist...they tend not to return...;-)

Outstanding in its field.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Just another strawman argument...

I grilled a chicken for 2 hours... It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Yeah, they're shifty little devils...

Happy Saturday!!!! 😂😂😂❤😂❤😂❤😂

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Not all girls can do the titty ponytail...

I really, really, really can't stop laughing.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Any type of fruiting tree to be able to say "Eat Me" for generations...

Probably the reason he was never asked to do it again

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

OK, WHERE is it written, "Do not make jokes about god"? &, how can we not when the stories leave so many opportunities???

I can't wait for its release

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

No spine or strength of his supposed convictions - what a (not) surprise...

I'm not sure who needs to see this, or even why?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Yes, would rather 'pass' on that...

Poor Rory...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Always going for those 'bad boys' that will just end up blowing out your circuits...

Finally, a useful message from a god.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Dude, holding them up that high isn't helping...

The struggle was real

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Lucky if you didn't have to be part of the antenna...

I still have one, but it is packed in my office stuff.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Came back into popular use with the "Notebooking" craze...

How much of this rings a bell?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Really liked Laugh In, still missed TW3 (for any that remember)...; says something about price controls & subsidies that milk is really not that far off now,; except for 'The Archies', the rest of the songs are f'n' great!; & Charly was a damn good movie - but don't short yourselves by missing out on the short story/expanded into a novel (then movie) "Flowers for Algernon"...