Daaad, you need to get back to work.

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

She is lucky, & so are you!

I mean, I've heard of trashy style, but this...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Does really tempt you to just grab it there, doesn't it? & take it to the curb!

I'm afraid tRumps damage may not be easily fixed.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

So damn true, all because of jealousy & spite! & to make he & his cronies even more money from the American people!

与其实施后期末会对了

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Who'll take the cleaner with the skinny legs? (old R & B reference) ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sdib6gd190

Thank u mr skeltal

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Must be lactose-intolerant, it goes right through him!

LMAO... moving on...

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

LMAO!!!

Part of the Precipitate ...

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Love me some science/nerd memes!

Scooby Doo aids skeptical thinking ability of children...Maybe

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Tho correct, I'll still pass. If I'm to watch animation it'll probably be The Simpsons (tho slipping) or South Park (ditto). Minchin is great, tho!

Another interesting sign

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Well, no fine print there, anyway!

A virgin my ass!

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

& Maury opens the envelope, "Joseph, you are not the father! Suleiman Pasha, you are!"

It's just lonely

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

I won't even ask what kind of circle, I'm not a jerk!

Very classy

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Or, Prickasso!

Sandrarocks83 asked if I want to be her sugar daddy.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Hell, I re-did my bio. No takers yet, & no comments on the change, either! It shows how much traffic I get!!! LOL!

Nescience - lack of knowledge or awareness : ignorance.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2019:

As opposed to... prescience noun pre·​science | \ˈpre-sh(ē-)ən(t)s, ˈprē-, -s(ē-)ən(t)s\ Definition of prescience : foreknowledge of events: a : divine omniscience b : human anticipation of the course of events : FORESIGHT

[agnostic.com] Phew - yup that bio is a problem. Reporting now.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

That is one strange dude, with an even weirder "pick-up" line! At least he's "honest"???

Well, if you don't have any dinner plans ...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Or, "What marinade do you prefer?"

This is great!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Synchronicity! (Another music reference!)

He upgraded

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2019:

From one bitch to another, some men never learn!

Ain't going to happen

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

We can wait for the sun to go red-giant on us, still won't happen!

Conflict of Interest Ivanka?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

When this whole shit train started I don't think tRump ever thought he had a chance of actually winning. Once he did it was then time to figure out how to cash in on it. He'll milk it for all it's worth, for his ego & for the fortune of he & his family!

It's just about over this week. :)

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Looks more like Sunday-morning Lisa!

Really now.. the fuck you say...

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Unnatural, indeed!

This one makes me happy

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I am. I sold them on the black-market as Viagra & bought pot with the proceeds!

Peterok level 1 [agnostic.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

He looks like a real piece of work. I hope he gets slammed in those posts he's responded to!

Potential scammer. Level 3. Has an attitude [agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Looks familiar, but I don't remember a problem from before. JS

Love is dangerous

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVZOLV9SPo

What do you think of raising the level to contact other members to level 4 or 5?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Somewhat undercuts the "dating" part of the Site.

A flip-flop will also work. You know, if it's summer, or you're in the South.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Or, just hand me your top. Now, that would distract me!

Not Trump, but just as deplorable Sen.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Your link goes to "Center of the Universe", that certainly isn't Cruz!

Gary, this is not the meat group.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2019:

& if you don't have fruit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg

Word Salad

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2019:

A parsec of porcupine quills!

This weeks scavenger hunt.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 26, 2019:

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-country/dolly-parton-costume-exhibit-grammy-museum-784598/

I'll have a dancing sandwich and a BJ please!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 29, 2019:

As long as it's not the dancing sandwich giving the BJ!

Just doing a little shopping at work.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 30, 2019:

@MichelleGar1! Tidy up your desk! & get back to work!

Nobody wants them

phxbillcee comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Maybe they can be the ball boys. Chase the strays, hand out towels...just don't let them in the showers with you!

One big prickly dude.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 3, 2019:

That looks far too close for comfort!

Poor babies.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

My heart blee..., hell, no it don't! A progressive tax will not stop earners earning, producers producing or investors investing. It will just help even things out a bit more so the one's having the most difficulty may actually get a hand up & be able to afford healthcare & a higher education! Therefore they may one day be able to pay a higher tax percent, too! Anyone that still thinks trickle-down works...

We can take the white bus I bought.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I told you they were real!

Killer shower.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 5, 2019:

That's why you should never shower alone!

Beat these captions: "Mondrian, behind-the-scenes.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Who's ready to play Twister?!?

Ok I know Im not a guy but....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I think everyone has finally got it by now, but, just in case...

To play off Bill"s anarchy meme...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

& by the time you're in your 60's you can fill out a Bingo card!

Back when school boards were more concerned with how we covered our bodies than what we learned.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 4, 2022:

I started in Catholic school, so that was a given...

My mom was discharged from the hospital Monday, she seems to be doing better each day.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2022:

Hoping everything works out. All the very best, Michelle!

I think the right island for his exile is Alcatraz or Rikers.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 5, 2022:

I opt for Rikers...

New show

phxbillcee comments on Jan 6, 2022:

Here's a charter member...

Tucker Makes Ted Cruz Walk Back Calling Jan.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2022:

Cruz is a worm...

Epitomy of the word loser

phxbillcee comments on Jan 8, 2022:

Yep, he's a...

What a joke!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2022:

He's only playing with his pistol before he sexually assaults that poor flag. Wouldn't be the first time!

Judge wants ‘forgiveness and understanding’ after she’s caught on video calling suspect N-word

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2022:

No excuses. Unforgivable & I think most of us understand all too well.

[google.com] Blind Joe, I will not comply

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2022:

I will not give you an ICU bed...

He's so upset

phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2022:

"Point on the doll here where they butthurt you..."

I can explain.....

phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2022:

They are all beautiful...

Think I finally found the perfect descriptor for the Trump years

phxbillcee comments on Jan 11, 2022:

Along with dumbfuckery...

Sumthin’ to think about come 2024.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2022:

So true, & you didn't even mention his administrations numerous war-crimes!

Mike Lindell Claims Election 'Evidence' Will Jail 300 Million Americans - Second Nexus

phxbillcee comments on Jan 12, 2022:

Just never fully recovered from his crack days...

Yep……how true it is.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2022:

Yep, we've noticed...

Very likely

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2022:

Got "bought" the second she entered the Chambers. I know she tried to really 'moderate' her image from the "supposed" Lefty she was before, but hell, as soon as she won she turned out to be Obstructionist #2, right after Joe Manchin. As @JennyRad stated below, what a disappointment, & more. (& I voted for her!)

Which are you?

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2022:

What if I see a diseased shore-bird???

I couldn’t find anything of any interest in this group, and I left almost immediately.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2022:

Well, that's odd...

How true..

phxbillcee comments on Jan 24, 2022:

Just wait for child labor to make a comeback...

No thanks Gary!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2022:

Yeah, that's a NO from me, too...

It's how city folks seem to think it works anyway.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2022:

Yeah, if a bear threatens I'm not doing the "make myself look bigger" thing, I'm hoping I'm with somebody slower than I am...

Too bad they're not in oz. @triphid could use this service for Evangeloon

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2022:

Would I be fined if I threw any other religions in the bin???

It's all a matter of opinion ...[agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 28, 2022:

Not as often as it's fucked me!

Possibly guilty 😅

phxbillcee comments on Jun 22, 2022:

Shameful!

A good question but what is the answer?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 23, 2022:

After all these years & they still haven't learned not to talk in front of the kid...

No problem! 😆

phxbillcee comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Good dog!

Don't spend money on doctors

phxbillcee comments on Jun 28, 2022:

Does it give one a magical penis? Does it come from a magical penis? Could someone be using MY penis without my knowledge???

Global warming in Tibet brings on new bacteria from melting icebergs [phys.org]

phxbillcee comments on Jun 29, 2022:

The same issues threaten the tundra of N. Am. ...

In the long run, we're ALL dead.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Interesting selection...

Reminds me of a little book I read back in the 70s.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Reminds me of the old Gallagher bit - an ad for Easy-Off with a woman in bed with her hands beneath the covers, saying, "I'm cleaning my oven!"

Happy Monday!!!! Trying to make some of you laugh, this has been a sad day!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Here for you, Michelle...

Feckin' medical advice but..........."Whatever" :-D

phxbillcee comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Hard to do when drunk...

Just ouch

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2022:

Sorta like...

I wanna see who can use their tongue like that.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2022:

Doesn't say whose tongue(s)...

Get rid of those useless curtains! 😆

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2022:

Such as...

Humans are no longer the only mammal on Earth to farm — pocket gophers do so too: ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2022:

Tho not mammals, ants 'farm' aphids & types of fungus.

Happy Tuesday! Another busy day for me!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2022:

All over the place, today, Michelle...(btw, I bet you have that last Meme as a full-size poster in your bedroom!)

I have been looking for this chart.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2022:

Can't blame just GenX ... I know I often hide mental/physical pain behind a smile (as it is not others' fault that I go thru this crap), & I think many others do, too, of all generations. I've also come to the conclusion that one reason so many old folk walk around with scowls all the time is that they are in at least some kind of pain all the time. That isn't usually me because I'm used to covering with a grin (& bear it).

FUN FACT: If you're male your willy was in your mum longer than your dad's.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2022:

I have no idea if my willy is(was) longer than my Dad's - - & I don't want to talk about it!

Damn these scammers are getting hard to spot....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2022:

I actually haven't seen too many lately...is it something we said?!?!

Mark your calendar now...oh, wait.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2022:

Just getting ready early for next year...

What I want on my headstone...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2022:

I'll settle for this...

Yep, a simple lack of character, that's all. I need to re-read Catch-22, it's been decades.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Both good & on point. & you're right, it's about time I re-read 'Catch 22', also!

I have goals.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

A state worthy of achieving...

Not just Texas...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

In Phoenix I think it only got to 107F, officially, but it's 21:00 & it's still 102! They keep our ass in the broiler...

Lauren Boebert Doesn’t Want Dr.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

These Rethuglicans just say anything that pops into their "minds" (regard Sarah Pallin) whether they actually believe it (I don't doubt Boebert does...) or not, if they think it can stir the base & create strawmen to demonize. The more outlandish (Jewish space lasers) the better.

The Colonel inspected the soldiers in their barracks.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Neigh, sir...that was not equineable...

Shit levels.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 22, 2022:

tRumpshit - any time he opens his mouth...

Trumpy, trumpy supporters, and the trump insurrection.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 22, 2022:

I call these "Bottom of the Barrel" Memes, not because they're bad, which they aren't, it's a great set, but because of the subject(s) of most of them. The Rethugs & extremists are the gunk at the barrel bottom when the garbage has marinated in the TX (or AZ) sun for a few days... Rethugs, thy name is hypocrisy, ... & lies...lots & lots of lies...

Of two minds here.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 23, 2022:

I try to treat all with disabilities with respect & love...;-)

Another new toy!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Am I considered without sin if I don't believe in the concept of sin? I mean I already stone some folks, ... well, get them stoned, actually...

Probably the reason he was never asked to do it again

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

OK, WHERE is it written, "Do not make jokes about god"? &, how can we not when the stories leave so many opportunities???

I grilled a chicken for 2 hours... It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Yeah, they're shifty little devils...

It's about time!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 27, 2022:

That is what is known as a "Very Broad Array"...

Oh well, hope you all had a good day, I'm exhausted!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2022:

Good ones, but my fav is the "xtian rocker" one...stole it!

Nostalgia, not always correct, but normally comforting.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2022:

I admit, I'm a fan of the umbrellas, sunglasses & SPF creams... I agree with putting down the phones & just live the moment, folks are way to connected to them ... don't care about contrails 'cause I don't believe in chemtrails... now, the fat & tat, - the fat kids may have been teased away & I happen to like tats (also a good way to open a conversation...)

I threw out my bingo card!!!

phxbillcee comments on Aug 1, 2022:

"... & the cow jumped over the moon..."

Enjoy [fb.watch] [twitter.com]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2022:

Now that's not really fair, you stacked the Orange Turd up against a real human being!!!