Desperate doggy

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Yeah, I bet he loved it! & it's poetic justice anyway, it's what's tRump is doing to the country!

But why not?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

This is a real problem they have? The food has got to be terrible!

One last time before Halloween.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I doubt it.

Nothing like a French/English pun!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

A groan as I applaud!!! eye, k2, tnt...any I missed?

Pet duh kitty [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

That is great! The horse seems to know exactly how to pet the cat! Makes you think there was a reason cats were once worshiped as deities!

There Are No Adults, The Coming American Civil War: [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

To my great regret, I have to agree with you. Things will get worse, possibly much worse, before they get better. If they get better!

Welcome new members StevieMac and Aquarius369.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Be welcome!

I have a bone to pick.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Your comments & responses seem to have honestly followed the thread of the conversation. Just out of curiosity, tho, what group did this occur in? That shouldn't matter too much, but in someplace like "Cheesy Jokes", many people visit to get away from serious discussions. Still wasn't an appropriate reply/action for him to take, but it may somewhat explain it.

NAUSEA BUTTON:::: DANGER:::: I assumed, wrongly i have been again reminded, that Agnostic.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Actually, it is an attempt at a "groan" emoji, mostly in response to puns. I don't use it for that, as I really want to get one that is more "groan-y" for that. The nausea emoji does come in handy as a response to some posts or replies tho, under certain situations. That will vary from person to person. If you are getting a lot of them you may be visiting the wrong groups, as it would seem that a lot of folks really disagree with you. That is not a reflection of the ethics of the site. As far as blocking...I block no one personally. I have blocked one person from one of my my groups as he would not stop with negative personal comments about another member, after repeated pleas to do so. That is MY right as the group host.

Give me a brake

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

The way they make meth anymore I wouldn't doubt it was already in there! I've got some great stories about "real" meth from the early '70's, before the bikers got involved, I may tell it in another forum some time...

The dork knight

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I doubt that will be a problem! LOL!

Hmmm classical art memes

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

But first we bleed you.

Not very subtle

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

The incredible, edible...

A few more Memes of the old douche bag

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Great! Except the first one needs to start with Nixon for the poison & then Reagan for the dumb! The Genius of Ronald Reagan: Direct Quotes from the Gipper Himself "Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do." -- Ronald Reagan, 1981 "A tree is a tree. How many more do you have to look at?" -- Ronald Reagan, 1966, opposing expansion of Redwood National Park as governor of California "Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born. " "I have flown twice over Mt St. Helens out on our west coast. I'm not a scientist and I don't know the figures, but I have a suspicion that that one little mountain has probably released more sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere of the world than has been released in the last ten years of automobile driving or things of that kind that people are so concerned about." -- Ronald Reagan, 1980. (Actually, Mount St. Helens, at its peak activity, emitted about 2,000 tons of sulfur dioxide per day, compared with 81,000 tons per day by cars.) "Facts are stupid things." -- Ronald Reagan, 1988, a misquote of John Adams, "Facts are stubborn things." "We think there is a parallel between federal involvement in education and the decline in profit over recent years." -- Ronald Reagan, 1983. (It's always good to run the Department of Education to make money.) "Fascism was really the basis for the New Deal." Ronald Reagan, 1976, on his failed campaign for the Republican nomination. (Moron.) "The best minds are not in government." -- Ronald Reagan. (Not in his government anyway.) "You can't help those who simply will not be helped. One problem that we've had, even in the best of times, is people who are sleeping on the grates, the homeless who are homeless, you might say, by choice." -- President Reagan, 1/31/84, on Good Morning America, defending his administration against charges of callousness. On 8/24/85 President Reagan tells an interviewer that the "reformist administration" of South African president P.W. Botha has made significant progress on the racial front. "They have eliminated the segregation that we once had in our own country," says the President, "the type of thing where hotels and restaurants and places of entertainment and so forth were segregated - that has all been eliminated." (In response to questions a few days later as to whether President Reagan actually thought racial segregation has been eliminated in South Africa, Larry Speakes said "Not totally, no.") "The American Petroleum Institute filed suit against the EPA [and] charged that the agency was suppressing a scientific study for fear it might be misinterpreted... The suppressed study reveals that 80 percent of air pollution comes not from chimneys and auto exhaust pipes, but from plants and trees." ...

this is for all those that repost a meme in less than 24 hours.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

72!

Oxford is good enough

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

A classic! Another good one...

There goes that idea.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Just for that...

And it's a lot cheaper!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Stick with alcohol, that stuff binds you up!

I wouldn't know...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Time to use a pipe!

Daylight savings.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Love this one.

Last Week Tonigth with John Oliver (HBO) 10/28/2018 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

The original full show was pulled, here's at least part... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpdMYOtAmKY

Get the app!?!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Bring out your dead!

It's the same as looking for my glasses that are sitting on top of my head.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Just wait 'til you hit my age!

Pretty much sums up my day.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I have to admit, I usually do my worship of the Dark Lord at midnight, sort of a tradition in our house.

Why doesn't the "Fake News" just stop saying his name or showing his image?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I like Drumpf ok, especially after the Oliver bit, but I prefer tRump, I think that sums it up well. I mean he IS a horse's ass!

I was always told that babies were pretty good if you come 'em right... What do you think?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Almost as good as the real thing!

Holy bejeezus, she's sexy! Whew! [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

She is SO good, & fun! Honestly, I'd love to see her do this nude!

Good Morning my peeps!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Waking up to that would be a good morning indeed!

Remember when this was as mean as it got.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Ah, the "good" old days!!! LOL! ...Just saw @phoenixone1's reply!!! Still not changing it! HAH!

And every day

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

"I ate all the Halloween candy by five, because I got high, because I got high, because I got high..."

And then there's this

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Fooled me! I thought it was a self-portrait!!!

We are living it

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Just a 20% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, but a smash at the Klan movie nights!

Let's do this

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Kittens aren't really my favorite "munchie". Now, Bar-B-Qued Baptized Babies(patent pending) are a different story!

Be kind.....or not

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Maybe it's an Anniversary gift & he doesn't want to get the wheels dirty???

You think your who?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

He might have pulled off The Hulk about 50 kegs & 200 pizzas ago!

This is true

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I will in an emergency or for the occasional 'blow'. If I have a bad cold with a consistent runny nose I'm going for the real thing, & in extreme cases even the lotion infused. Using napkins "long-term" is like using sandpaper!

This made me laugh.....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Groan!

Too late bro....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Ya' get what ya' pays for!

I'd watch that one

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Yeah, I'd watch it, for 5-10 minutes at a time!!!

Do I really need an Uber?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I'll walk, thanks!

Please, oh please stop talking

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Go to your happy place, Rudy!

About right

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

That many???

Never trust a fart

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2018:

& it's not even Walmart!

Magic carpet ride

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

I think I'd go just about anywhere with her!

Damn grandma!!!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Following in your granny's footsteps???

Former Ohio Mayor Claims His 4-Year-Old Rape Victim Was ‘Willing Participant’ | Michael Stone

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

I only read the first few paragraphs, that was more than enough! A four yo; willing & the initiator!!! This total POS, there is no way that can stand up in court! & he's a "dedicated" xtian! Please, please put this scum in genpop!

Feel the power of the dark side.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Gotta keep those files separate & secure!

My cat gave me such a look

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

That would be the way it would go down!

Canada RN....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Stars & volcanoes fart smoke rings!!!

I think im in stage 3

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

I'm motivated that I can hopefully fuck everyone & everything but I find that naive & dumb!

You never know

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Well, he did get all those extra holes!

When i discovered dad had no sense of humor

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

No, but there's a little c**t. Look for yourself!

Little bastard

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Did Eric put you up to this?!? LOL!

A mind is a terrible thing to waste

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

She seems a bit young, but if that's what she wants...

For Bill... [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

You are so sweet! Tell her I said YES!

I think I might have an ear infection.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

My ENT recommended alcohol & peroxide mixed, but as a rinse, as Raven describes below. Be VERY careful with Q-Tips!

Creepy in a Jeep

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Cracker on a crack whore?

I don't snore

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Well between that & using both hands & knees to hold & light your bong!

??? watch out..

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Yeah, like you wouldn't be on that list!!!

Might work

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Yeah, & then have to go the entire ride with someone next to you who has a "full load"!!! Other than that, nicely evil!

Tune in and....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Great Halloween meme!!!

Just maybe....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Oh, well done!

What do you drive? ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

& what does this one say?

Wooden flowers I made. Inspired by Bearty and the Beast

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Veneer, or do you "shave" them yourself?

Christian math...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

In the name of Me, Myself & I!

For lazy people...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Of course,...

Something that doesn’t taste like chicken, please...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Can we recommend...

Please respect my privacy!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

I know the odds. I still spent $6. I didn't win bupkis. I'd try it again. It was $1.6 BILLION!!!

Just in case there is any confusion...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

The devil made you post this!

You could already be a winner

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Or, at least make a good down-payment!

Sign up today!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Sleepy! How's the office re-decorations goin'?

I won! I won!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Don't spend it all in one place, kid! Oh, that's right, it's the only place you can spend it.

Um, I don't think that's Hong Kong.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Now THAT is fake news!!!

The correct names of musical instruments.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

You forgot...

Still more of Florida Man.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Another adventure in the life of "Florida Man"!

First post here. Hope you like it (or love it, laugh at it, get angry about it. That’s okay)

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Yeah, be kinda tough at this point.

Toxic Trump site

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

A veritable Cult of Personality, tho I can't see it, myself!

You the man

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Ooops!

What are they smiling about?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

With the size of those hands, you'd think it would be bigger??? Must be cold in that room!

She'll never win.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Watch her beat them all!

Not any sillier than the other ones.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

The Church of the Latter Day Spuds!

Don't want to know.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Will text back later...

I'm a bassist for a atheist death metal band "I Ate Your Baby" you've probably never heard of us but...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

So is Godzilla!!!

Who remembers these and did you have one?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

I remember them, never had one.

You know they're going to.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Oh, yes they will!

Ah, the internet.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Nice collection!

how many can identify? i can! g

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

With the kitten in the house, tho she will lay next to me for warmth, the only warmth I get from her is usually friction as she runs helter-skelter all over the bed, & me, in the middle of the night!

It helps to know the classics...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Now, as for this...

Counting game

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

100

And if you don't drink?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

"Shrooms?

Partial police warning

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Been a lo-o-o-ong time since I've seen that!

Sorry not sorry

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Just Ron being Ron!

Y’all know who you are. ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

It sure wasn't me!

partygoals

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Impressive!

I was called “pretty”, yesterday! Well, actually the full statement was , “You’re pretty ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Oughta post this in "Cheesy Jokes", too!

Pence endorses the administration's disconnect from the impact that their rhetoric is having.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

What a maroon!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm.tumblr.com]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Where's their marshmallows?

Hello there ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Is that an invitation?!?

Bad dog!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 27, 2018:

Just being helpful! He knows who's prez!

Revenge is mine.. (My Atheist Cat Group naturally).

phxbillcee comments on Oct 27, 2018:

I had nuns in grammar school that had that exact same expression!