Sorry kitty ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Surprise, surprise, surprise...

What is your sing along song?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I actually have different songs for different 'tasks' & moods. Here's one I always used when walking... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9SKxL9CnW0

Strange days

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Ron, there's text all over this picture. Could you clean it up, please?

I'm not gonna apologize. Yes it's a 'You rebranded the group meme".

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Now, THIS is "re-branding"! LOL!

Definitely not Mom-of-the-Year

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Off her meds, again!

We're beyond dry mouth, dude.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

TMI, Dude, TMI!

Going for the exacta

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Fairly all-inclusive at that!

If he were able to see the news today, he would be so proud.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Going for the Dank today!

I'm going to go to hell for this one

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Well, that surely follows the "Bad Taste" guideline!

Walmart, meet Mario carts

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Clean-up on aisle 9! & if you're not quick, aisle 10 as well!

More muppets

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Actually even worse than a flour sack!

So much for the macho military.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

He better get it right, those braids will be inspected, later!

I think we need to get back to biblical values.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

With genitals like that she probably never noticed the 'emissions'!

Failed attempt at musical chairs

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Yep, Florida Man!

No I didn't but if I did...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

With you it would be the other way around...the damn church would catch fire!

Visuals are always helpful

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

You need more cars, Grover!

He's right :)

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Feline Fanatics should love this!

They should have worded this differently.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3gBZK4QrWY

...why not?...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Only if you have a minute to talk about sweaters...

He's done it again.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Why, was he trying for a birdhouse?

The meaning of life.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I AM home!

That's one way to make a rain gutter.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Naw, have to point it the other way if he wants to 'gutter'!

Looks like it to me, too.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

That's very possible, I only see the one arm!

Almost that time.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

It's he-e-e-ere!

Tis the Season...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I bet this keeps 'em polished...

Roller coaster FUBAR

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Ad placement is so important!

This is a full sized realistic sheep. For those who cant afford the robots...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

This will be waiting at home for you when you get back from...

Filters ruin everygoddamnthing

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Ron, I think you finally smoked too much!

The beauty of motherhood. I hope that this is acceptable.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Acceptable? I'm salivating!

I started a new group that was denied.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Now, tho I support @zorialoki's right to this group, I'm not the biggest fan. Many of the posts I find neither funny nor insightful, & many are just mean. & there are a number of his members that I choose to avoid as I find them toxic, as they probably find me. Nevertheless, I joined his group & totally support his right to have it. Those that don't wish to view questionable memes should just not visit.

What in the actual fuck is up with some of the newer members being so hostile based on fuckall?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

@GodlessB is absolutely hilarious!!! I checked some of her replies & all she does is prance & preen like a rookie rap artist. What an absolute joke! She's almost as delusional & narcissistic as the Orange one. "No one is as smart or pretty!" LMAO! I'd almost swear she was some prank show set-up.

What in the actual fuck is up with some of the newer members being so hostile based on fuckall?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Send them my way! I like fresh meat & will take any on at any time on any subject! I especially like going after dweebs that hassle my friends! Bet the babies will block me within 2 to 3 exchanges!

One of the questions on this site when I signed up was if I believe in God or gods, and then it ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I, also, went with 99%, & I will change that if any evidence ever comes to light that leads to a conclusion for a 'creator god'. I haven't seen any convincing evidence yet, & no need for a god in the scheme of things. I won't put 100% as I realize I don't "know" everything & can't even know all that I don't know. So, I take the label of an agnostic atheist (along with skeptic, humanist, etc). The Universe is vast & we are still infants just scratching the surface of understanding. I'm willing to be proven wrong in this, but don't see it happening any time soon, if ever.

I don't have the heart to tell him ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I'd say accurately portrayed!

Liked this one!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

A little longer than 30 seconds, but it may help! LOL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4-pexSVWzM

The ancient world was full of warrior women – and men were terrified of them One of the great ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Great article, the kind that begs one to do more research to get more details! thanks!

I started a new group that was denied.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Already with you! This sure seems arbitrary, & prudish! Shame, @Admin!

Whoops! I bought the wrong damn flavor again. ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Unfortunate letter placement, there.

Leave it to a rabbit to show us the way.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Future Hasenpfeffer!

Yes please...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I think those reasons apply to most of us guys here!

Hmm...that's not what I was expecting.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

The #MeToo movement has really caught on there!

Come on you guys!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I will not ask what you want me to do with them!

I wish that I could say that ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

No, perfect example!

1 and a 2 and a 3 and a 4

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Good one!

Pay attention to your surroundings

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Sorry, looks way too young. Of course, the older I get the younger they all seem. Even some of the crones on this site...wait, did I say that out loud?!?

Shut off the xmas music!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

He better 'rein' it in or he'll have to pull that sled with that fat fucker all by himself!

Well, who knew?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Besides that 'groan' emoji in the like bar we also need a 'spit-take' one!

Dad carves the Pumpkin.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Doesn't the sacrifice have to be living?

I made a meme. I'm sorry.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Too bad the shoes ruined it!

Slow down dude

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

He forgot to mention volcanoes, & what about hurricanes? Are these caused by stupid men?

Hold up....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Tell us something we don't know!

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phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

It's a go now! I've only gotten flagged for one, & it was a satirical, over the top reply that wasn't meant to be taken seriously. I wonder who flagged it?

Welcome new member Bigwavedave.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Welcome!

Saying hi from my hospital bed.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Good luck!

For all the handy people out there

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Need to attach it to the lid, not the seat!

Dare ya to go trick or treating at that house! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I bet they'll give out great candy!

Yes we did.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Hey, it could have been...(if it had been invented yet)

That would be cool.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpp11sMXgcA

I bet he doesn't even know Satan.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

He's gonna be sorry he said that when he finds he belongs to the wrong denomination!

I've run into this guy a few times.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

But I'm humble & amusing, so it all works out! LOL!

It's the time of the season.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

As long as it's not pumpkin chili!

Road rage....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Or, there's this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx0z9FjxP-Y

Got me a new fixer upper. Only needs a little work

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Well, it holds more than the usual shopping cart!

Just an assumption

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Or your post just happened to suck. It happens to all of us, well, some of us, well...you! LOL!

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phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Where would I find this? I see nothing at all in my profile or "My Account" page that shows this.

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Appreciative groan!

This is such a brilliant and sweet thing to do for your cat, especially if you have more than one.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I have a feral that shows up now & then (I'm hoping she has a good home elsewhere, she's a sweetie) that I named Lady Marmalade (Lady M for short), for obvious reasons.

This is such a brilliant and sweet thing to do for your cat, especially if you have more than one.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

What a nice Dad!

Weird how that happens

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Yep, we've gone down the rabbit hole, through the looking glass & into Bizarro World. Hang onto your hats, boys, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

Should probably be on the Cheesy Jokes group

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

You can post it there, too. Spread the mayo, er...I mean love.

Wonder how that worked out for him?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I am not a 'neat freak', but that gives me shudders!

Here’s a solution!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

It would spice things up, for sure.

Am I alone on this?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

You do understand that's just about as scary, right?

Im going to replace my bio with this!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I dare ya'!

Hell id forget which one was mine sober!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Beehive anyone?

Except i would say bake pumkin bread so you would have something snack on after getting laid!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

& can we eat the squash in the leaves???

Oh damn!!!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Just like waking up in the morning after a bender & wanting to chew your arm off to get away!

No PM notifications (and no they are not shut off - I checked.). I'm on a laptop. Thanks!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I was not alerted to a number of PM's, which while a bit awkward seems to be fixed now. Good call, @RavenCT! Thanks!

All grown up

phxbillcee comments on Oct 13, 2018:

& you haven't!

And they always look so innocent.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Well, at least he looks comfortable!

Can't believe none of us has posted this yet! [youtu.be] ...and Penny's revenge: [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I will be a good boy & say nothing about rubbing her chest as I sing "Soft Kitty"!

Climate change panel urges crash effort to reduce carbon emissions. [sciencemag.org]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Nothing will be done here under this administration. tRump still thinks you can 'clean' coal by washing it!

All grown up

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Now they've got something to yell about!

Can I talk about my feelings for a bit?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

These may help...(also see many of the posts here, as many have & are going through the same things) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtIyx687ytk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJxambLV5Ks

Who's the cunt now

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Looks like Uncle Fester!

She crawled back for her wheelchair

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

That is low (& kinda funny).

Syria war: Why I fight alongside Assad's forces near Idlib [bbc.com]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I honestly don't think I support many, if any of the factions operating in Syria, especially not Assad.

We're getting ready to show links that will let you see which of your content was flagged by other ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I have to admit I'm surprised there have been just 200 flags. There has to be 10 times that amount of blocks between them all!

Reading is fun

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

There needs to be a dramatic pause before "when I was alive." Great prank, tho! (Or not if you're a zombie or vampire)

For @Heather2367, another dog 911

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Dog 911: We've been getting reports from all over the city!

Alright...who lost their key fob?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

With hair!

Bout that time

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Somehow I think I can live with that.

Mika Romantic

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Reminds me of the lounge singers of the '40's & '50's.

We're getting ready to show links that will let you see which of your content was flagged by other ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Any way to find out how many active members have blocked us, even if we can't find out who they are?

That oughta be fun!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

If tRump watched anything other than FauxNews I could believe it!

Still true!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

So many times!

I never needed a helmet for that.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

But it is also the following, so it may come in handy, but for the other end... Familial adenomatous polyposis (FAP) is an inherited disorder characterized by cancer of the large intestine (colon) and rectum. People with the classic type of familial adenomatous polyposis may begin to develop multiple noncancerous (benign) growths (polyps) in the colon as early as their teenage years.

That's some diagram!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Be sure to grasp it firmly!

The recent arrest of a Democratic aide in Waller County, TX wasn't a one-off, but has a history of ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Unreal that this shit is still happening, but I really think things will get much worse before it gets better. Welcome to the age of tRump!

Who’s your favorite Catwoman? (Poll options in order from L-R top then bottom)

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I agree with @MarcT, Michelle, Anne, & tho the movie wasn't great, Halle. I wouldn't call a shelter for any of them, tho!