Just in case you were wondering what's in store, I've done the homework

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

I do enjoy a good piss after consumption of a quantity of beer...at this age I'm just glad I still have some control over when & where I discharge of the conversion...

It's been a while since I posted a Florida man one.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 23, 2022:

A Ron DeSantis supporter...

A teacher is doing attendance.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Cute, but can't beat this classic...

...and here we see the beginning of the happy marriage

phxbillcee comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Does wife realize she's actually married MIL?

I don't know her name.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 23, 2022:

"Sweetheart" will do for a start...

Another new toy!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Am I considered without sin if I don't believe in the concept of sin? I mean I already stone some folks, ... well, get them stoned, actually...

Today's groaner

phxbillcee comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Isn't that how they all start? Usually BS with some "holy" thrown in...

Daffy will always be my favorite cartoon character of all time.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Sorry, Bugs is my all time hero, tho this is a cute oldie...

Of two minds here.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 23, 2022:

I try to treat all with disabilities with respect & love...;-)

A latest on China's Belt and Road Initiative in Africa

phxbillcee comments on Jul 23, 2022:

She should have used the excuse Mary gave to Joseph...it seemed to have worked for her...

And there you have it.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Always fun slow-dancing with women of a certain height...

Fossil Friday: this ancient fish moved to land, didn’t like it, and moved back into the sea: ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Nah, not my scene. I think I'll head back home...

They could be orbiting uranus.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Believe me, his little testicles are nowhere near my anus. I wouldn't doubt his nose is firmly planted up tRump's anus, tho...

Trumpy, trumpy supporters, and the trump insurrection.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 22, 2022:

I call these "Bottom of the Barrel" Memes, not because they're bad, which they aren't, it's a great set, but because of the subject(s) of most of them. The Rethugs & extremists are the gunk at the barrel bottom when the garbage has marinated in the TX (or AZ) sun for a few days... Rethugs, thy name is hypocrisy, ... & lies...lots & lots of lies...

Finally, Bannon convicted on two counts.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 22, 2022:

At least he has this on his record, no matter what he actually eventually he gets... unless t rump is elected in 2024, then we'll see another pardon... I wonder what the record for most pardons is???

Sometimes we are just confused by colloquial language.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Hell, we knew what it actually stood for, but called it "Mad Dog", anyway. It seemed very fitting...

I was thinking straight until...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Serious camel-toe...???

Overconfidence and Opposition to Scientific Consensus: "If you think that GM foods are not safe, ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 22, 2022:

One should never take 'new' scientific announcements as 'gospel' right away, especially if the news is coming from any form of media. Click-bait & sensationalism tend to often be the initial announcements we hear. Be patient, wait for the peer review process & scientific investigation of new claims to take hold. Accurate knowledge is worth waiting for. That said, all of the "statements" above have been thoroughly vetted (& you can add all the basics for evolution) & are true to a "...very high confidence interval." The only issue I have with too much of a dependence on many GM foods is creating a bottle-neck in the case of a new parasite, fungus, disease, etc. We need a number of different strains in use to avoid potential problems.

New footage shows Josh Hawley running away from pro-Trump protesters hours after raising fist in ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 22, 2022:

He always has been a poseur POS...

Yeah but we’re all hosers lol

phxbillcee comments on Jul 22, 2022:

At least one place in North America is still civilized....

Friday morning fire

phxbillcee comments on Jul 22, 2022:

& I would love them both the same...

Shit levels.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 22, 2022:

tRumpshit - any time he opens his mouth...

Been there ?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 22, 2022:

Until the next time... Plus, you always hope none of your drunken pick-ups is thinking the same thing about you in the morning...

Ahh, the memories.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Of course, that's the gift that keeps on giving... especially when all others fail...

It's so dry here that no self respecting frog is even out.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

"C'mon down,...it floats. Everything floats..." - Frog-Its

Yes, I have a sick sense of humor, You're Welcome!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Along with absurd & insane...

You have to video it for it to count, ER bills alone are not enough.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

I'd bet the timer is calibrated in 0.00001's of a second...

This may be good news for birders [ecowatch.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

A little bit of good news as we unfortunately lose so many other species...

If they are out there, they probably already found us - Nevada Current

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Maybe, maybe not. No solid evidence as of yet. It's a vast universe & even just our galaxy is huge...

Stop whining

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Well, ...

Fiona Apple, Not About Love [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

What a great approach to this video! I love it, & a great song...

You'd think it would be the feet, am I right?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

All good ones, but the last is the best...

You have to video it for it to count, ER bills alone are not enough.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

I'd like to see the video, too...

Now I wanna go!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

I guess heaven has a Paleolithic Park to go along with their Jurassic Park... (also, how could anyone, prophetess or not, know anything like this? Just as 'made-up' as everything else in her religion)

Sandy, she claims to be a true farmer's daughter.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

I don't care who her dad is...

Look what I've done

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

As I get older I get odder...

Just a collection for comments

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

You can be as happy as that first cat if you find the right strain of "catnip"...

Laetitia Casta - those eyes (or should I say ([youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Oh, yeah, those...

Thursday morning cuteness

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Reminds me of these two...

A picture of Texans fighting the heat.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

LOL! I'm pretty sure I remember this one..."Jason & the Argonauts", yes?

fun with faces.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Wait, you mean they're not...???

Who can say, Vacation rental?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Be sure & shop around...

Times are rough, but not that rough ...Yet.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

May be better than...

I never thought of it quite that way, but yeah.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Unless your very drunk & think its okay to piss in the doorway of the local cop-shop... turns out they don't appreciate that...

What do you do to understand others?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Stealthily...

I think I have found a good example

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

May the 'possum (rat with a fanny pack) get ravaged!

If cats were super heroes. Your ideas?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

I think I already covered this in your last (Catspider) Post...

I told you I wasn't stoned.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Catspider-man, Catspider-man,...goes wherever a Catspider can! (Probably under your bed waiting for your ankles!)

Now I'm hungry for pizza

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

You wasted the crust!?!? Shameful...

Trump Dump

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

tRump Dump is right!

I think they may be related

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

That is a run-on sentence..."...that confuses correlation with causation..." can be safely removed & still have a perfectly valid & truthful statement...

Strive toward the better

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Eww! A rat with a fanny pack!

Which one(s) do you relate to?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

"There was a fly. I got it." & "I dream of a world..."

In 2021 the average raise for workers was around 4%. For CEO's it was 17%

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

It won't change unless we force it to change... Get money out of politics!

The Colonel inspected the soldiers in their barracks.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Neigh, sir...that was not equineable...

I'm your captain ([youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Oh, order me around, - please!

Exposure to nature does wonders. 🦾

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Psst...over here...

Lauren Boebert Doesn’t Want Dr.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

These Rethuglicans just say anything that pops into their "minds" (regard Sarah Pallin) whether they actually believe it (I don't doubt Boebert does...) or not, if they think it can stir the base & create strawmen to demonize. The more outlandish (Jewish space lasers) the better.

I recognize the rest, but who thinks triangles are evil?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Well, I'm not a committed mythicist, so Jesus may be an historical figure, or a conglomeration of tales of many messianic rabbis abounding at that time, or a total myth...no one really knows. Other than that one, I check no boxes...

Not just Texas...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

In Phoenix I think it only got to 107F, officially, but it's 21:00 & it's still 102! They keep our ass in the broiler...

Abseil noun, verb (used without object) to descend by moving down a steep incline or past an...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Somebody could have used this...

How a western banded gecko eats a scorpion: [sciencenews.org]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Shake it a-baby...

Two old timers just jamming.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

One of my favs...

I have goals.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

A state worthy of achieving...

I figure if anyone forgets my birthday, it's my fault.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

I think we all know what you'd like, Glenn, but save it for DM's, not all of us are as racy (perverted) as you...

Not sure what it was...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Naw, you got ripped off. Nothing's different at all...

Religion offers simple solutions for simpletons, faith is required but free thinking (really ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

What an ugly f'n tat! Even if I were a believer this thing is hideous...I'll stick with mine, thanks...

Who remembers the pain inflicted by this devil's brew?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

I'm still getting swabbed with povidone-iodine swabs every time I get my dressings changed, & I've just very recently healed enough where it doesn't sting like an SOB. So, got it then & am getting it now..."Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose".

Yep, a simple lack of character, that's all. I need to re-read Catch-22, it's been decades.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Both good & on point. & you're right, it's about time I re-read 'Catch 22', also!

I think Springsteen did it first.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Some good ones, especially liked the "Founding Fathers" one...

Food tips for the discerning diner

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

That's because you are supposed to eat them with your frozen rice-cake...

Trying to be a little more highbrow in my posts.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

I do try to be a F.A., but a Funny Asshole rather than a Fucking Asshole - - there is a difference!

Memorial service Labor Day, BBQ will be served.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

I want my baby-back, baby-back...

How many can you get correct without looking?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Subject to interpretation...

Looking for a hot sex?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

That type of sadist, or masochist, I am not...

Can't wait...But, I'm a bit concerned about potential violence/death

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Jesus has suffered for Amerika? Was this before or after he wrote the Constitution?? & tRump hasn't suffered near as much in the last few years as he has made us suffer. Such megalomania & paranoid delusions, he seriously needs major medication, proscribed by a prison doctor...

Joe Rogan Says "Shoot the Homeless People" - Variety

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Rogan lost whatever relevance he may have had ages ago...

NETHER.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Join this wonderful Group or be consigned to the Netherworld...

This is a def oops.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Set yourself up for that one, bud...

FEDERAL CANNABIS NEWS 7/19/2022 Senate Banking Committee Chairman Sherrod Brown (D-OH) ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

Some good news, some bad news...

Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Female Orgasm?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2022:

Put more tongue in it, Harry...

Pffft.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2022:

Oh, dog! This guy & VillageIdiot, low hanging fruit & cherry picking - go back to crying about Mr Potato Head...

Why you don't play D&D with cats.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2022:

I can totally see that...

Donald Trump Said He Could Beat Washington and Lincoln in an Election

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2022:

Megalomania at it's finest. Delusions of grandeur & inability to see reality. As Bugs would say, "What a maroon."

My age is showing.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2022:

No, your good taste is showing!

What I want on my headstone...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2022:

I'll settle for this...

Mark your calendar now...oh, wait.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2022:

Just getting ready early for next year...

Happy Sunday!!!! Had a stressful weekend! Lol!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2022:

10 out of 10...meaning all ten were good!

New Tardigrade Species Discovered in Kyrgyzstan: [sci-news.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2022:

Thanks for the article...

And they still have the nerve to ask 'Have you seen this person?' 😆

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2022:

Tho the 'cameras' do differ just a little as far as price...LOL!

It was never about babies, it's about men and the state owning women's bodies.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2022:

Un-fuckin'-real...

Ready to do a little shopping. Hope your credit card has lots of headroom.🤣

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2022:

"She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money goes..."

RISKS?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2022:

& in that case get ready for fascism & theocracy, if not immediately, within the next few decades. The Rethugs have given up all pretense of fair elections, any concept of shared power or the ideal of 'the will of the people'. 'Elections' will go their way, one way or the other, & with SCOTUS already in their pocket there will be nothing to stop them... but the chaos of dystopia... I grieve for my country & my countrymen - such bright promise, fallen so low...

Tell me you love me like you really mean it.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2022:

Good ones (& some stolen ones...).

Sometimes, I don't want to be a good boy either.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2022:

Nice selection...

Cafeteria religion. For fucks sake, be consistent.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2022:

@glennlab , did you ask @KKGator if you could use her avatar??? If not, I'll be sure & send a "Get Well" card to your hospital room...

Fair enough question.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2022:

They took god out of most churches many years ago...& replaced it with propaganda & greed...

We just hit another milestone

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2022:

Couldn't happen to a weirder bunch...

This is just to clear up any questions.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2022:

Tho I'll admit, I do, at times, wish he was burning...

Saturday morning fire.. with a little action in the shot. 🔥🔥🔥

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2022:

I would spend hours...braiding her hair...LOL