a word of warning, I found an old stash of memes on an old computer, can you believe they did this ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

I found my watch!

Howdy! Yes i left the other offenders group because they where more about being offended than ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

I was a swabbie, too. Welcome!

Spirituality: Same nonsense by another name?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

I'm seldom sure what most mean by 'spiritual', for the reason that most that use that term aren't, either. "Grab-bag" is a good term, usually. Often it is feelings, mixed with woo & pseudo-science. Oftentimes it's a watered down deism or pantheism, sometimes with Eastern religious elements thrown in. Do we have yearnings for an overarching meaning in life? Many of us do. Do we have a sense of wonder, beauty, love & more that is not easily translatable into 'material science', sure. Is this a reason to throw reason out the window & accept nebulous, unfalsifiable myths, double-talk & wishful-thinking as a real thing? I don't believe so.

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Yeah, Columbus Day...well, I'm not honoring him (& he wasn't the first, anyway!) Indigenous People's Day makes more sense, though it absolves the country of nothing.

For my FB friends.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

That's some meaty information! Something to chew on.

They actually have no respect for you

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

That's about it, those assholes!

The enemy is mine

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Another from Frank...

SNL Presidential alert [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

I don't know how I missed this one! Thanks!

She couldn't anyway.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

The Scotch or the 12-year-old?

Something's not right. Or left.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Want to bet a little yellow bus dropped him off?

Lookin' good there.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

I grow root!

Such a good feeling!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

I too often practice them after I've had them!!!

Still a favorite of mine.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Homer never sugar-coated.

So true.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

'Acquired'!

Home Alone?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Kitty's been doing too much catnip!

But I want that one, it is the best

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

It has the slobber from my rawhide chew on it!

With friends like that........

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

The cat seems to like it!

Report this one please, I already have. [agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Yeah, that doesn't look good. I mean, it sorta does, but...never mind.

Don't make us wait, we want it NOW dammit!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Mail mine to me, I don't even want to get out of bed!

Constantly fingering her mobile unit

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

& the difference is???

Come over here bad boy...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

He's got his eye on you!

Teamsters union defies “no” vote, declares UPS contract ratified [wsws.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

The Teamsters have been corrupt for decades.

While all the boys were buying the Farrah poster I bought this

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Before so many women got breast enlargements!

i thought something like this might happen

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

I bet he's got a third hand behind his back with his fingers crossed!

Awkwafina recently showed up on SNL! -My Vag. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs6-o7Ci8J0

When he asks for booty pic's

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Oooh, baby!?!?

How old/young were you when you realized you were atheist/agnostic?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

That's a tough one to answer accurately. I went to Catholic school early on, & like most kids just accepted what I was told. But, I had problems with a lot of the stories from a very young age. From before I was a teen I knew I wasn't a xtian, but being a child of the '60's there was a lot of mysticism & woo floating around, along with psychedelics, Eastern religious influences (& young ladies into one or more of these things!). During my early to mid teens I 'dabbled' but nothing made total sense, even if some outlooks had apparent 'truths'. A lot of Hesse, Castaneda, Nietzsche, Jung & even Ayn Rand! I think I knew I was an atheist for sure by about twenty years old, maybe sooner, but there was no a-ha moment to it, it was just a culmination of things, & didn't really mean much, it just was, somewhat like hair color. As the evangelicals started trying to influence more & more of public life, I became more cognizant of my atheism & more active. By the time the "new-atheists" arrived on the scene, especially in the form of the "Four Horsemen" I could finally hear an echo of my own thoughts communicated in clear, rational & intelligent terms that could give my philosophy a more solid structure on which to base a more cohesive outlook. It was a process to get where I am now. Not the struggle that many who were theists until they were adults had to grow through, more a slow growth & maturation.

I couldn't resist this one!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

LMFAO!

And you thought i would never! Ha!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

I agree, they're best fresh, not frozen!

Hey gotta give the postal workers some love.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

A classic!

When your other pet is a dragon!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Excellent!

Anymore kids and you'll have to stack them

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzVHjg3AqIQ

Surprise, surprise

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

That is the perfect photo for that! Good work!

Couldn't've happened to a more deserving guy! [thehill.com]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

I agree, he is nothing more than a tRump stooge.

Oh Bart!!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Love it!

You have $10,000,000 USD, but...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Boobs?!?

Exhibitionistically pretty ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Lovely!

Right now Humanist.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

@Admin, we really need some answers here, please.

Hmm.........

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Because so many only visit AnswersInGenesis!

I'm going through!!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

LOL! (That had to be such a fuckin' cluster, I wonder where/when this happened.)

Let them be comfortable

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Such a humanitarian!

Mwa ha ha ha.....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Both are just as effective, one just gets you dinner!

? joys in baptism

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Oh, yes it is!

But I need one!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

& it's even more expensive than the others!

Feel free to worship it

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Well, I don't think I'd worship, but I'd be willing to get to my knees!

If you have kids...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

...I'd have a lot more Bar-B-Que!

Ladies and gentlemen, my 1st wife!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

All women are one of those. I will leave it to our discerning panel to figure out which one!

I like beer. I still like beer.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Just don't drink out of his beer bong!

funny snake meme

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Heretic! Blasphemer!

Right now Humanist.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

@Admin, this doesn't seem right. To be sort of automatically 'enrolled' in another site before we are given the option seems presumptuous at best. & why bother with another site if it is a mirror to this one? You would think you would want to start 'clean'. I'm frankly at a loss. (Which is a rare thing!)

Literally speaking

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

That is taking it literally!

Ain't that the truth?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

& faith sees anything it likes.

Welcome to the Maury show

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48_rzM4rEkI

Seriously though

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Unfortunately, I don't see that happening anytime soon!

Mosquitoes

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Those are the ones that drank Ron's blood. At least we know they're 'buzzed', too!

Remember Wilson

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Some habits are hard to break.

Intimacy is good

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

& he's STILL a virgin!

Fix that shit

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

I think that means he's finally over her!

Halloween couple

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Of course, if it was the other way around you could use the line..."Braaaainzz!"

Mom knows ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Honest, if heartless!

Cannibal pumpkin

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Nice Halloween decoration!

Pooh & Piglet

phxbillcee comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Just another day in Paradise!!!

Welcome new member MichelleGar1.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Welcome, partner!

How we roll on the dairy

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Still say we need a 'groan' emoji' for the like button!

Do atheists observe Halloween?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Actually, Halloween, or All Hallows Eve, began well before xtianity... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samhain

Slipping backwards

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Yeah, that & text abbreviations will be the norm. We are riding into "Idiocracy" at a faster & faster pace!

IDGAF.....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

That's our Ron!

Taco blues...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Always eat tacos over a plate. Or, at least over a table without your 'makings' under it!

Don't look. Don't look.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Just pretend to cough!

So much for getting that job.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Yes, ma'am. It was you I had in mind, if that helps.

When you're not sure.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

LMAO! Good way to get murdered, tho!

Hey at least you're not stinking up the bathroom or waisting water!?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Gotta get mighty chilly on that mountain!

Either you die on a mountain or die in your recliner or on top riding your man. Dead is dead!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

I'd hire an Uber!

Good to know ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Depends on what time I get home.

Regrets, I have a few ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Wrong! Always under! & yes, the last is just reprehensible!

Anyone here ever do a boudoir shoot?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Twenty years ago, maybe. Now, I wouldn't want the evidence floating around!

Hey! Stop that!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Or I'll claw the hell out of yours!

Sad but true

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Same as it ever was.

There's this bar on Mulberry street.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

"Stop!", goes the weasel!

Welcome new member coolpaseoboricua

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Welcome!

Oh Boy Baby Ruth!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

'Acquired'.

Bras are super expensive.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Signify!

It has just been announced on the news that the Spanish Opera singer Montserrat Caballe has ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

A great tribute to both of them!

Welcome new member Sinbad.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Welcome!

Essence of femininity.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Great photo!

? a toast to the women that came before

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Ah, the classic 'bullet bra'!

Shart shorts, for those just in case moments.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Maybe when I'm 90 yo & wheelchair bound. & I'll still carry it off better than the dweeb shown here! LOL!

Decisions decisions

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Nonchalantly walk back to the cop car & ask him! He may just find it as fucked-up & funny as you do! Or, he'll arrest you & you won't have to worry about it!!!

What the hell is wrong with us?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

& this will end up being the President's way of communicating with people? At 2 A.M. from the toilet? What the covefe?!?

I post too much shit

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Aw, Rudy, don't be so hard on yourself. This isn't really shit, think of it as a wet fart.

So now what?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Yep, been there, done that, got burned at the stake for wearing the t-shirt!

Like a safety belt

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Keep up those Kegel excercises, ladies!

@KKGator ... found your coffee mug!!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

I need me one of those!

You just think your Halloween decorations are the bomb

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

My brother used to sink hundreds of dollars into his Halloween decorations. Smoke, animatronics, great puns & references in gravestones. He just got fed up with vandalism & theft, so he stopped. Always some fucks have to ruin shit!

Gender fluid?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

I'll be totally un-Pc here, probably because I'm an old, white, straight male, but, there are two genders (not counting those born hermaphrodites, which is a medical anomaly). Now, there is endless variation in our attractions, interactions & how we view ourselves. We're a complicated bunch of apes. That being stated, there are two genders. Mix & match them as you will. Let the hate begin!

I can't think of anything punny for this one. It's too late at night.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Still trying to think of an appropriate pun for this! About 80% of the time I write 'pun intended' rather than 'no pun intended' because I actually like puns, most of the time! Even mine can be groaners. Of course, for true punophiles, the bigger the groan, the better the pun. I'll leave a totally unrelated 'pun meme' here...

Snug as a bug..

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

It looks like he's decided he'll keep the rug & won't need the other person! Gonna be expensive to dry clean that!

This isn't going end well.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Gonna look like a Benihana's at lunchtime!

Lesson learned

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

You will always be useful as an object lesson!

That's just how cats are

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

What a discerning beast! LOL!