Don't mess with clowns ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

& he's got the shoes to do it!

Bout sums it up

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

It is getting harder & harder to keep my blood pressure (& outright rage) under control!

For all that love ol cartoons

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Was this before or after the Apollo missions?

I like that name better

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Oh, my fuckin' dawg! Love it! Rudy is on a roll tonight!

Seems like an ass

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Good ones, Rudy!

...............

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

One does NOT want to fuck with Morticia!

But, what does he do for an encore ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

You will be if she finds out!

Important message for the ladies!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Though I kidded below, this is important. Stay safe, ladies. We need you to balance out our dickishness!

Early animal experiments ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Like all 'gods', to them we are just playthings!

You know that you need help when... ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

By her age, she should have learned not to spill! Wasting good alcohol, if there is a sin, that's it!

Best comment on Facebook- it's a picture of shit with a piece of toilet paper stuck to it.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

He's full of shit & toilet paper, otherwise, he'd be totally empty inside!

I need some thoughts on how to write my greeting message.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

This person is way too sensitive & was fundamentally wrong in his first few sentences. He did judge you & your message after taking it in the worst way possible. As stated below, he may be having a bad day, so no reason to take it further, but if he gets this upset by a welcome he will be totally destroyed by the end of his first day on site!

Important message for the ladies!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Being the proponent of women's health issues that I am, I volunteer to do a breast exam for all of our lovely ladies absolutely free of charge. FYI: My fingernails are clean, most of my callouses have disappeared, I have no hangnails & I will limit my examinations to just the breasts if I absolutely have to! PM me any time!

Good parenting?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

She'll either end up with a perfect attendance record from now on, or a serious drug habit trying to cope!

Im on a roll this afternoon!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

& who knows, they may be porn stars, too! At least I've heard that is one of the plot devices used. I think plumbers are passe now.

Um yea! ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

That's why I've gone from concealer to Spackle!

Well, they're technology tidbits, enjoy. [m.imgur.com]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

That was hilarious! I enjoyed Star Trek, but wasn't a "Trekkie", tho I have always been a Science-Fiction aficionado. This fits perfectly with most other plots in the whole genre!

@RavenCT just made Level 9!!! Kudos, you great person you! I am so proud & happy!!!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Let's show some love, people!

Guess who wasn't of legal driniking age when he was having all those beers?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Beyond any accusations, his actions in last Thursday's hearing showed paranoia, pettiness, & partisanship. He is not fit!

Guess who wasn't of legal driniking age when he was having all those beers?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Yeah, just another thing he's lied about. He's not fit to be a judge, period, let alone a SCOTUS!

Found the name for my new band.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

You may have waited too long!...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca7682_oJXI

But I have to.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Sic 'em!

That's too bad.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Does the phrase "sold for parts" mean anything?

I need this note

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

I think I'll go to the store.

Morality?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

This idiot attitude goes back to our Puritan past & is one of the main reasons we are so fucked up sexually/socially/emotionally... There is nothing 'wrong' with the human body. It is what it is. Get over it & let's grow up as a species!

Since 1968

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

I have a sad feeling he'll be on the road for a long while, yet.

Today's mood. Okay, fine. Everyday's mood.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

That's why you get the big bucks!

About as I'd expected: 51 - 49 [politico.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Manchin may as well be a Republican, & there was no doubt that all of them would vote for. They talk a good game, some of them, but in the end, they're spineless!

What's for dinner?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

More realistic families...

Family tree

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

They missed the cousin who's a pro-wrestler, Tough Schitt!

Humpty Dumpty

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Well, I give it a "cute" at any rate!

Gpa's rule....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Grampa is a sensible man!

How German News Covered Trump's NATO Visit [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

An oldie but a goodie!

Hello ladies!!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Such a philanthropist!

I think that for me, I want to be a gentleman atheist.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Check out the "Street Epistemology" series on YT! Also, "A Manual for Creating Atheists" by Peter Boghossian is a good book on the subject.

Might be today - Might be tomorrow.... I feel like a mood ring! Watch me Level! :-)

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

You go, my best girl!

Ed Sheeran Cow

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Brothers from different mothers.

Saw this yesterday at Kroger.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

There is just such a constant, never-ending shitstorm anymore that so much gets drowned out & over-looked!

No, seriously the blocking is getting really stupid.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I host two groups. I finally had to block someone from the group I never thought I would have to block from. It was a group block, not a personal one. I have blocked no one personally. I asked this person to remain civil in a Science group, just to keep any arguments/disagreements to the subject at hand & he basically told me "You ain't the boss of me, I'll do what I please." My mod tried to reason with him. More attitude. So, I showed him I was the 'boss' of him, in that setting & blocked him. I feel totally justified as it was not shutting down reasoned opinions or differences of opinion, it was shutting down name calling after repeated warnings.

Yah don't let it go to your head

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

& your paycheck is already gone!

Not sure that will help

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

In the case of some of your socks, Rudy, that's a bargain!

The weather is changing

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Cock-a-doodle-it's cold!

Not going to be dad of the year

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Give the kid a break, he's not yours anyway!

Maybe not the best way to tell him

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Cold, cold, cold! LOL!

How rude!!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I'll laugh now while I can (my Mom is 89 the holes in the sieve seem to be growing)

Expanded skills.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

At least if I walk into a room & it's the bathroom I'm fairly sure why I'm there!

Ohh I've waiting for a sale!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I don't know if I really want to know what it "comes complete with..."! Usually, it's antibiotic resistant STD's!

Nobody is home....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Here's the 'other' door!

Pennies on the dollar

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Unless she signed a pre-nup, & maybe even then, she'll get all that anyway!

I've felt like that.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Or the last one to sleep!

Suggestive, much?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

If it's that skinny, how could she tell?

Hard at work, I see.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Also, notice how her coat is strategically placed!

Those look like something else to me.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Does it come in tea???

Can't remember if I got this from here, but it's still true.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Flooded with stupid, inundated with idiocy!

I may troll this one for a little while.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

No, Guy, she's much more serious. She wants to "make friend", I can just assume she wants your baby!

What the hell, mom?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

His Mom was a Princess, right? You'd think she'd have a fancier model.

Welcome new members dan325, Shibboleth, and RealHuman.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Welcome, all!

It's kind of like the reckoning ..

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

You seldom even get that great build-up, tense music to cue you in. just...POW!

Yo mama jokes

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Here's another...

That'll teach em

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Where're the pentagrams? May as well cover all the bases!

Don't think it's going to work

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Yeah, not gonna work!

Senators are reading the FBI report on Kavanaugh — but they get only get a single copy to read, in...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

regardless of the accusations made against him, which I find credible, his actions on that Thursday should have disqualified him for ANY judgeship, let alone the Supreme Court! He lied, he ranted, he exhibited extreme partisanship, he vowed revenge...this shows impartiality? This shows ' judgment'?

I'm insulted!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I wonder if that will help with aim?

But why, Robin?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I doubt he'll be welcome at Wayne Manor anymore. Or, maybe...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ5u8JWHhMM

Buncha fucktards!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Ain't that the truth!

I guess it worked

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Any that had them turned on probably were. That sucker was loud!

Tis the season for a little alcohol, cannabis and chloroform but it's those other skillfully mixed ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

The bounties that were available over-the-counter at one time!

It is questionable

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I have my doubts at times.

When I first came out as an atheist earlier this year, The Atheist Experience YouTube show was ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I hope this site can be of help as well. Welcome!

SETI, Space Exploration, and the Earth's Destruction. [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Thanks, @Druvius!

Hint: two musicians. Name them...(Extra hint: They're both dead.)

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Here's another photo of the guy on the left in 1965...

Peewee's peewee

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

& he still got busted for it!

Dark humor....ha!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Isn't that actually called douche humor?

Not really....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Here ya' go!

I could use some support.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I am the primary caretaker for my 89 yo Mom. We're lucky, there are few physical medical issues, but mentally things can be rough. It's stressful, but I know I'm doing what is needed & I'm glad she has someone. Know you are doing a good thing, &, when you need to, come here to vent or talk. Best of luck!

When you feel like maybe you're a science experiment...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

What did you do on your summer vacation? I was a penguin poker!

How many presidents were in ads like this?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Probably wasn't even the governor when he did this, still, at least the 20 Mule-Team ads kept him cleaner!

That dirty bird!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

But, he's in love with you!

No respect...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Said no guy ever!

Found her... WTH?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

At least!

Here's one of them

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Idiot!

Strange days indeed

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Y did the last of that meme have to be phrased that way? Y was that necessary? Y is this crap?

Can’t unsee this

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Hilarious!

Cat Capers

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Love this one!

cookies or thread?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Just love it! Excellent, thank you!

Here's a maybe.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

https://agnostic.com/group/Meme/post/192511/sounds-legit

Hooray for the 2-year-old!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Then she sacrificed the family cat!

Grandma's muffin.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Grandma knew how to shake & bake!

She smiled at me

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Geez, you're a rodent (yeah, I know, supposedly a marsupial. You can't fool me, it's a rat with a fanny pack!), you are a dick!

What if the Sun disappeared?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

I totally agree. VSauce (& its brethren, VS2 & 3) are excellent & entertaining sources of information & knowledge. I've posted a few on here & will continue to do so. If anyone finds a video they think is particularly interesting, feel free to post it. Well worth exploring on your own, too!

hot possums

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Second in popularity only to...

Duck Soup.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

This is so accurate I really hope he did say this. I'm a big Groucho & Marx Bros. fan!

possum's garbage

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Very apt, but you've been around long enough to know what I must do...

That's really creepy

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

That it is.

Aw so cute!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

You need to tag Eric.

This just popped up on my phone.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

We already have a Civil Alert system. I think tRump wanted this just so he can alert everyone when he finds a younger wife!

So I got this on my phone

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

We already have a Civil Alert system. I think tRump wants this just so he can alert everyone when he finds a younger wife!

Did you get your orange alert?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Yeah. We already have a Civil Alert system. I think tRump wants this one so he can let everyone know when he picks a younger wife!

Aw, how cute.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

That's what makes it a 'prowl' car!

Send dunes.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Love the 'send dunes'!