Think I'll skip that flight.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeOLFKc3XmI

Literally.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

We need a 'groan' emoji!

That darn Karen is at it again.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

& the claws are already out!

Drowning Pool cover!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

You're in a dark mood today. Work going poorly?

When all you wanted to do was sleep!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Well, at least you waited 'til 2 days after the anniversary!

Seriously......

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Well why not, he's just hangin' around!

Yikes!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

I think I'm missing something here. Are they saying their product is so ineffective that they'll give you a toy for your future kid?

Ricin Crispies anyone?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Please share with your boss!

"Unsheathe my lute and play them a wonderous melody, he tugs the gull to my amazing symphonyyyy,...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Vow to confront my dealer the next time I see him!

I’d be running too! lol

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Notice the smile on the guy in the pink tights?

The danger of repression...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

My boys have evolved into alligators at this point!

Tombstone messages...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

I believe I 'covered' this!

Dating Online...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

May not be the best idea even after marriage!

Sounds legit.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Another good xtian home product! (& I'm pretty sure this one is real!)

She likes collectors

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Where the hell was she when I could still get pain meds???

She likes collectors

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Wait, there was text with this?

I mean... what?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

& that was with one eye closed!

No I didn't... did I?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

A bunch of microbes aren't homeless this morning!

Damn bugs..

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Photo taken in TX, actual size, 3'8"!

Shut your face hole!!!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 3, 2018:

I don't think I'll bother fact-checking that! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ViZipJUcD0

Bret K during his early years, with a weak stomach.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

He looked just the same in his hearing on Thursday!

Go way back or get throat punched

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Yeah, but how many damn stores are already starting to play xmas music?!?

What a great ad if Sid the clown promoted this one. (Rob Zombie movie fans will know)

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Don't need Roto-Rooter, thanks.

Good advice

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Hit me, beat me, call me dirty names!

Deceptive

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Still doing these heavy philosophical questions, eh, Rudy?

Pretty witty

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Not all of them, unfortunately... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW0hrB9BElQ

I'm not sure about that

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

It had me at No! Really don't need a reason.

It's either water or Coors Light

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

There's a difference?

There's a lady with no bio who asked for money.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

What?!? I wasn't cute enough to try & rip-off?!? LOL

Actions speak louder than words :)

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Yeah, try this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

Respect ! :)

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Of course, he seldom leaves the engine room, but still.

Words of encouragement :)

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Red shirt syndrome.

Good housekeeping?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Same question applies for most excercise machnes!

A rite of passage? ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Why the hell would you rescue them? If they make it through & make it back the trauma will turn them into emo bands!

Sometimes it is like this

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Before you do everything & anything?

Get to work you little urchin....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Can't go wrong with an Obvious Plant plant!

For the last time....... go the fuck to sleep

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

An understandable fear. Hell, that would even scare me!!!

I don't wear a cape

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Huh?

Well my dreams already are

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Lucid dream. Why would I wish to speak with Republicans?

FSU....fuck shit up

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

A FUBAR Royale!

Things react when they are heated up. What am I to do?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Obviously, not all sausages are created equal.

You know you do, just admit it

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

I'll admit that's one of the reasons!

Y we are trying to find X

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

It's a very divisive subject!

Glad I'm not working anymore.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

It'll be another week before he shows him where he masturbates!

For my cellar.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Clean up on aisle 5! Never mind, the current got it!

Unfortunately.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

No, that's douche-bags 'acting' nice. If you think you're owed, you ain't a "nice" guy!

I don't know if I wanna go there or not.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Hell, you can get those at just about any beach! You just don't want your lady getting sandy...

So that's how to watch it ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

& if you watch it in the original Japanese version, the audio will sound the same.

I just threw up a little

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

That's what they mean by 'upstream'.

I love Ronnie but do you wanna see that face when ya "busy"?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Probably no worse than...

Reasons to check FB more often.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

She's ba-a-a-ack!

Bizarre Particles Keep Flying Out of Antarctica's Ice, and They Might Shatter Modern Physics - ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

These comments are on a Science post? There's more woo going on here than at a Halloween 'Haunted Mansion'! I don't think I'll do my usual "Shameless Plug" (tm) here for my Science group, I'm afraid some of you might find it! Now, I agree that this article's headline is hyperbolic, & needlessly so, but some of the "explanations" put forward below go way beyond this. Tho I realize that some were made with tongue firmly in cheek, not all were. I will admit to disappointment, but maybe not as much surprise as I would have expected.

You know you're getting old when...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Scares the hell out of the baggage handlers!

Brett Kavanaugh Is A Terrible Judge, A Liar, and Republicans Don't Care - SOME MORE NEWS ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

This is so damn well done! Some More News just nails it! This & some of the earlier ones I've posted are most definitely recommended viewing!

Teacher: "Make a sentence that starts with 'I'.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Must be a female teacher. Never lets a guy finish his sentence! (Let the comments begin!)

What in the hell?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Is that a shop selling these things? Childhood diseases, circumcision & ear piercing? A real one-stop shop!

Well, that's no fun!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

These guys will be so disappointed...

That's what it is.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Yep, no sympathy! Well, maybe for the armadillo.

Still makes me laugh.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Now let's see him try a Doc Oc!

Changing music history.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

That's ok, Paul was already dead at that point! (& now John & George are, too)

Fortunately, it turned out alright ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

That it did! Thanks for the opening for a "Shameless Plug" (tm)... https://agnostic.com/group/BestofLateNightNews

Who'll pay for the erection now!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

What's good for the goose is good for the gander!

Aaand a juvenile one. Cause that's how I roll....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Here's another one!

Right on!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

What a difference a day makes! (or, in this case, about 14235 of them!)

People really are this ignorant...ugh....humanity...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Warning, warning: Adult graphic content...https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking

Gosh darn it. The meme hunting is good this morning by golly

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

The hunting is good, Rudy. I've acquired a number from you this morning!

I'm not worried

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Love it!

Another baby

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

See... https://agnostic.com/group/BestofLateNightNews/post/191858/brett-kavanaugh-is-a-terrible-judge-a-liar-and-republicans-dont-care-some-more-news-https-ww ...plus a bunch of other Late Night takes. SomeMoreNews is excellent, tho!

Memes are the spice of life

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Eric would be proud! (Plus, I just love me some Far Side!)

He's the cook?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Just wait until you try his pudding!

Not a funny but damn true, and the root of most relationship problems

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Damn, Rudy being all philosophical this morning!

I knew it!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Great!

Easter Island mystery solved!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Just wait until they excavate!

I hate tailgaters....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

That she surely was!

Fish suicide.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

"You take the high road & I'll take the low road..."

Here's your fall

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Meanwhile, out here in AZ,..."It's raining rain, Hallelujah!" The remnants of Rosa are bringing us a bounty! True desert dwellers are loving it!

Not on time

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

That friend is correct!

You'll have to be clever for me today. I've run out of pithy sayings...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

& you're going to try to get that last minute or two of sleep in any way!

The issue of blocking has thrown up another anomaly which I thought I had previously raised but the ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Guess it didn't record my vote the first time.

The issue of blocking has thrown up another anomaly which I thought I had previously raised but the ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

If someone does not get along with a Group Host or Mod to the point of blocking them, they should quit that group & form their own. I could expand on that, but that basically says it. (In an amusing aside, I'm guessing at least one member here won't see this. I see a comment as listed, but I don't see the comment. I'm guessing someone has me blocked!)

Time machine warning!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

But you were too late! (or early)

The Death of Nelson: [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Thanks, again, @Druvius!

Respect ! :)

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Hell, he made it cool! Nosferatu was twisted, but Bela's Dracula was 'da' bomb'!

Time to change the subject ... :)

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

With a 'steak' through the heart?

Damn artillery gets me every time

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Cute.

20 extra years...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Yeah, all the extra years you supposedly gain are at the end, who wants that! Gimme back my 30's & I might think it's worth the trouble!

I just hate it when that happens

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Ah, Chuck E. Fleas!

Any older people here miss this?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

So weirdly twisted!

Good old DDT.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Waiting for some damn fool to spray it on the kid!

Finally a place at the mall to wait

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

How many hookers did it take to stock that pit?

What do you think?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Maybe.

Are you sure about this?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Another meme that should be on the main page!

Time to thin the herd

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Is that a picture of a koala changing the kid, or performing the sacrifice?

Time to thin the herd

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Save the meat!

Creampie surprise

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Holy exploding testicles, Batman!

Ha ha ha this could be me!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

This is surprising, how?

Some men are so cheap,they'll do it

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Bring your wife & her sister. Who knows, it might be true.

Jesus take the wheel! ??

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

This is gonna be awkward.

Mike drop ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Ok, so they got those other things right...

What's your answer..lol

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

If that's Vanna asking, the answer is yes! If it's Pat, I'll leave that to our other jailbird!!! (You know who you are!!!)