George who?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Grace somehow is not as I remember her!!!

Walmart, the gift that keeps on giving, thanks to their customer's antics.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Probably exactly what he was hoping for!

Got the munchies following this one

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Way too much damn work!

Well. Okay then.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I'm not plowing that!

Forgot he wasn't on the internet.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Well, he's about to get 'jacked up'! Seems a little poetic justice is about to go down.

God said to Abraham...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Jehovah really is a petty bitch, ain't he?!?

Oh, the good old days...............

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Well, the one did lead to the other!

Where oh where has my baby gone?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I'm interested in many things, & I would hope a 'partner' would be, too. If not would be very boring between bed-bouts & she'd be nothing more than a booty call, which I could handle, but not what I really want. That being said, I AM interested in sex, too!

Please honor them

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

This applies to all of us!

God kinda stingy. Makes him pointless

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Isn't that special...

Bad taste is encouraged....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Too soon?

Not falling for that again.... There's no candy either.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

But they promised health care!!!

Good times....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Obviously, someone doesn't know the size of my wine glasses!

...and too much time on their hands.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I think you give them too much credit!

I'm drawing a blank.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Such a socially correct accent! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou5vsdpsoAE

Loan me a ten spot.....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

May depend on the church... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_American_Church https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_Zion_Coptic_Church https://www.leafly.com/news/canada/step-inside-canadas-high-church-of-cannabis

Don't get all glib about your fall pics

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Especially here in Phoenix!

Satan Music

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Not Kenny G!!!???!!! Truly Satanic!

Me trying to understand Libertarians

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycu8Rlu7TBY

Why oh why..

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Naw, I think Al is doing just fine, now...

Asked to work on my day off

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

C'mon, Ron, you know you're there every day just for the milking machines!

Home alone..

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Well, at least he's not choking it right at the moment!

Makes sense.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Very well mansplained!

Mood swings.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Maybe "Moody" Swing is a better name!

The voices in my head...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

You mean the child pornography ring in the basement of the pizza place isn't true?!?

The fun has to start somewhere!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Or maybe...

I'm going to try something a little less insensitive.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

That is poetic justice on so many levels!

The resemblance is uncanny

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I'm betting you went home alone that night, too!

This poor guy never meant to be a meme sensation

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

I bet he wishes he got royalties!

Yah see it, granny?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

LMFAO!!!!

Sorry for the shitty meme

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

That's a crock of...

Ok now for the fun part.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Looking forward to the scourging, too!

Is that a legal punishment?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

I'm sure some will pay off their debt faster than others.

The Real Superman

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Throwback Thursday on Wednesday!

His poop will be easy to pick up..lol

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Must be what they mean by 'animal magnetism'!

Long distance relationships.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Don't want to talk about it!

Good guy cop?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

May not be legal or by the rules, but it's righteous!

Luckily, I don't think I'll ever need this.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Gag gift, maybe. For real, naw!

He's not wrong.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Technically.

A cop isn't a pig.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

But, either can supply you with bacon!!!

What a crook

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

You just know he's like...

No one sees the same in art. Give your best depiction.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

I can see me in my teens having a poster like this.

Pass the salt and pepper

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Milwaukee's finest!

Revenge is sweet.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

So, the kid is double traumatized?

Heads Up! Just to make members aware we've had some reports of underage members on site.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

As much as I would welcome them otherwise, I agree, this is an adult site, even if we do not allow porn/nudity, etc. It would be nice if they had a site of their own & could "graduate" to here, but as it stands there is definitely some content & discussions that are adult in nature.

Liberals is wrong....?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

tRump even admitted after the speech that it was laughter, he just said it was an 'intentional' joke. Yeah, "I meant to slip on that banana peel."

Its true

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

I remember an old Gallagher bit (he of Sledge-O-Matic 'fame') about "Who knows, I may be a woman trapped in a man's body. But, that woman is a lesbian. How would I know?"

Wow. That's tight

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Another take...

Hi ho. Ho ho. It's off to jail I go

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Supposedly his first meal in jail had pudding for dessert. Don't know if it was Jello, or if he could tell the difference.

A different version

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Cute, but just as bogus.

That'll get her to stay

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Now she's laughing uproariously! She'll even give you full custody!!!

And the whole world started laughing

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

For years he's claimed that the rest of the world was laughing at us, & only he could fix that. So, in a way, he was proved correct, unfortunately, we get dragged down with him. Can anyone remember any other president who was laughed at by the UN?

Glasses,,,,,

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Very good! Accurate with humor, thanks!

Jesús take the wheel

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Been a while, @ashortbeauty, good to see you!

Battling for the cat

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

LOL!

Look out Bill

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Might have been funny, except the bottom line ruined it.

This is a two for one in that there's no joke group.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Used to tell/send my boss (a lawyer, I did paralegal work for him) lawyer jokes all the time.

Now, why didn't I think of that :)

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

I thought they just used them for parts!

Welcome new member Honeywook.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Welcome!

That's what I got :)

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

That was sorta the situation. We all had chores to do on the weekends (5 of us). We were working class, so money was often tight, but if we were too young to have outside sources of income, money would be provided for the occasional movie or snack. I started 'earning' money young. Living in Philadelphia one of the ways was to stand outside grocery stores & ask if we could help carry groceries. Most folks didn't have cars, especially many of the elderly. & you got what you got, a nickel, a dime, in some cases a quarter. (Of course, at this time there was actual penny candy & I'm pretty sure comic books were a nickel!) We also shoveled snow (not many yards to mow with row houses, but lots of sidewalks!) Paperboy was limited & tended to get passed down. My first real job, after being old enough at 16, was a dishwasher in a family restaurant, with a bonus of a free meal! As we got older & made more money, if we lived at home, room & board was expected, never onerous. But, if we were going to school (after high school) as the folks couldn't help with many of those expenses, room & board was waived. No matter the age of the kid. If one just worked full-time without school, you were expected to chip in, & chores (helping out) was still a part of it.

yoga gives us so many interesting memes.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Irish Yoga...

What is something that you were told by a religious figure that made you mad?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2018:

I've heard this from a number of religious figures, & I think it is so callous & pompous. The idea that any misfortune, any illness, any loss happens either to test you or that you brought it on yourself for not believing enough!

Drumpster billboard. So fitting.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Will not go there...

Who Horton, who?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Horton better get away from my door!

There are moments.. this could be useful

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Already happening!

Whip whip it good.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

I'd be just the opposite. Not a big fan of pain.

Natural laxative

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

I could probably manage to get some White Castles down, but never that abomination that says it's beer!

Not happening.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Must have been a padded fig leaf in those other pictures!!!

To-Do List...✔

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

You would have thought he could have come up with a better list!

Boycotting.....??

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Think it'll work?

I'm sure all of these belong together...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Great bunch!

Oh My God....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Excellent!

The ??? is laughing

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

That was fast, & accurate!

A few hours early, but better early than late

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

I definitely have faith in Wednesday... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRqXBsgnYok

I just decided to pin this here because I could. I'm just power hungry at this point....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Shameless!

Just went over 400,000 points! Only 600,000 more to go to Level 10!!! LOL!!!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

& still need 40k more to hit 9.3!

Somebody had one damn job to do!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

A Betsy DeVos special edition!!!

I'll just leave this here

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Whaddaya mean I've been using centimeters?!?

So THAT'S how it happens

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Well, that's how a xtian gets pregnant, anyway!!!

For cat lovers

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Now they have a racial memory!!!

I am eternal

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Then make me eternal in a younger body! This gettin' old shit sux!

What women love

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Huh, sorry, the game was on. What was that again???

Boys will be boys

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Yeah, in cricket. What do you expect?

Always fall in love with eyes ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Yeah, it's always the eyes...

Quite a good point.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Let alone Roe v Wade!

Is she a screamer

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

I can't hear you!!!

Look at the difference.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

& this is at least 4 months old...

Pretty sure.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Spiders don't bother me. Republicans on the other hand...

Human bait needed.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Sounds like the start of a "Criminal Minds" episode!

Now that's scary.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

At this point in my life I'd be such a boring stop!

Don't pull so hard!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

She can do just about anything she likes!!! Until the sharp implements appear, anyway!

...Batman...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Now, try sitting down!!!

Careful what you say ...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

But he doesn't see it! He is such a narcissist that I really think none of this gets through to him!

Remember This Machine?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Yes, & the price!

Some things you just have to pay attention to.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

I try to multi-task!

Vote Plea to Those 18-25

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

If only they could vote with their phones!

I mean really.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

It would seem the obvious choice!

Republican Convention 2020

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

LMAO!

Here's looking at you, from space.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

The Universe doesn't give a shit!

A little political, a little religion, a lot of truth

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Well, it's from one of the worst politicians ever!!!