A kinder, gentler, Florida Man.

Livinlife comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Aww. (See? I used the appropriate number of Ws)

phxbillcee replies on Jun 5, 2018:

@Livinlife You done good! LOL

If you actually know what this means, post it in the comments...lol

phxbillcee comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Must be an R. Kelly song.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 5, 2018:

@balou That was a joke!

L.

ashortbeauty comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Good album ?

phxbillcee replies on Jun 5, 2018:

The album was produced by Frank Zappa who also served as the album's lyricist and who co-wrote, with Shankar, the music for the tracks "Dead Girls of London" and "No More Mr. Nice Girl." Shankar composed all the other music for the album, and further served as an arranger and orchestrator on the record. The song "Dead Girls of London" was released as a 12" maxi single on September 24, 1979. In the final version of "Dead Girls Of London", the lyrics are sung by Zappa and collaborator Ike Willis. Vicky Blumenthal provides the chorus on "Dead Girls Of London," "Knee-Deep In Heaters," and "No More Mr. Nice Girl," while Jenny Lautrec sings the lyrics to the album's title track, "Touch Me There," and Shankar himself sings the lyrics to the album's final track, "Knee-Deep In Heaters." The lyrics for the album's opening track, "Dead Girls Of London" were originally supposed to be sung by Van Morrison, but since Morrison was signed to the Warner Bros. Records record label who Zappa was in a legal dispute with at the time, Zappa was unable to release the song on his label with Morrison's vocals, and so it was re-recorded with vocals by Zappa and Ike Willis. The original version appeared on the compilation The Frank Zappa AAAFNRAAAAAM Birthday Bundle 2011.

Rough Day Today... (even the cat did a head-desk)

RavenCT comments on Jun 5, 2018:

That looks so much like my kitty Heath.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 5, 2018:

Yeah, thought of you right away when I saw this!

Perspective!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Tho it is better than the 'alternative', I have a feeling that that would be a legal offense. I doubt wearing a living creature as jewelry is accepted most places!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 5, 2018:

@Coldo Well, yeah, 'bout some things! I can't stand PETA, but this would piss me off!

Quitting: Giving Up God, Bionic Dance [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Erm we're rejecting biblical theism because it's dumb and makes no sense?

phxbillcee replies on Jun 5, 2018:

Well, that's why I do!

I just want to make this post and thank all of you who are sending me likes and comments I can no ...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 4, 2018:

You did have me going, you pain in the fundament!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 5, 2018:

@RavenCT, @hankster I have a number of good words for the behind!

Yes sure - try it!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 5, 2018:

LOL! I use the spray-bottle for discipline! I better watch myself!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 5, 2018:

@RavenCT I don't know, I've found it effective with a number of different cats over the years & it doesn't hurt them, but bugs them greatly! & they almost always know what it's for!

I just want to make this post and thank all of you who are sending me likes and comments I can no ...

btroje comments on Jun 5, 2018:

I guess I missd all that

phxbillcee replies on Jun 5, 2018:

@RavenCT That post is no longer active!

Make the World a Better Place

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Dr. Love

phxbillcee replies on Jun 5, 2018:

I wonder if he'd be near as popular these days?

Catnip Needed!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Shoulda never taught 'em to read!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 5, 2018:

Cats either.

Toys Come in Many Varieties

Squirrel comments on Jun 5, 2018:

I thought you would like this one too

phxbillcee replies on Jun 5, 2018:

Good one!

Know your meme....better cuz it's Squidward.

Captnron59 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

I'm lost...

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Well, yeah, but we tolerate you anyway!

My next band's name.

Mofferatu comments on Jun 4, 2018:

"Adopt a highway" is an interesting name for a band :P I kid. SSDC with a lightning bolt in the middle continuing the ACDC tradition? Or replace the lightning bolt with something more relevant. :D

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@tnorman1236 A walker!

Sort of a follow up on my previous post.

Markus comments on May 1, 2018:

I recall thinking that JP was a bit of a “Captain Obvious” the first time I heard him. His stance on free speech is spot on but Matt really exposes JP’s flawed thinking about truth and the supernatural here.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

I find JP to be basically Chopra Lite. I do not find him impressive!

Sort of a follow up on my previous post.

Wildgreens comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Thank you for sharing.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

My pleasure! & I really mean that, I love sharing stuff I find interesting & enlightening!

Would be great

phxbillcee comments on Jun 4, 2018:

That does look fun, but I can't see my 89 yo Mom using it, either up or down!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@Eirteacher & I bet she slept right thru it!!! LOL

Bro, do you vape?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Sometimes, but I haven't pulled that off, yet!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@tnorman1236 Gutter, bro. Up out of that gutter, Tom! LOL!

I have good friends; one sent me this saying "you"

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Puddin' Tain

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

What would you do if I asked you again?

How Jesus Died: Rare Evidence of Roman Crucifixion Found [livescience.com]

Heraclitus comments on Jun 4, 2018:

NBD. The Roman capital punishment method of crucifixion is not controversial. It is just that it is unusual for the evidence of such to remain intact and survive 2000 years. Wood rots.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

& so does bone, & it shatters. Plus, as stated, often the nails were salvaged pre-burial. That they found what they did is remarkable for those reasons.

How Jesus Died: Rare Evidence of Roman Crucifixion Found [livescience.com]

GuyKeith comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Nothing but fluff in that article. It is stuff like this that enables believers to make logical leaps. Evidence of crucifixion existed------> Therefore, Jesus existed, was crucified and rose from the dead.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Well, there was nothing but this one find to report. They state quite clearly that there is no evidence for Christ's crucifixion. Will theists try to make the leap, sure, it's what they do, but proof of crucifixions in general does not bolster that claim.

Real Men Just Do It!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Or, like this...

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@Eirteacher, @Shelton That is one serious butt-clench!

What a book title! lol

GuyKeith comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Omerta Hickey?

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

What a name!

White Chicks! lol

SkotlandSkye comments on Jun 4, 2018:

....this is today's reminder that stereotyping and over-generalizing a race is only ok if it's about "white" people and sexism is only funny if it's about women. Right?

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Uh, no. & you've been on Memes enough to know everybody gets trashed! Heck, you've done some yourself!

That look..

Mofferatu comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Just Googled that. That is very strange. I didn't know about it. Thanks for the education!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@Captnron59 The Department of Health & Human Services?

Not this guy

Eirteacher comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Looks like the little fella has quite a crop in the back yard.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Pastures of plenty!!!

Monday already

GuyKeith comments on Jun 4, 2018:

In my case, this is perfectly OK. Long retired.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@Eirteacher Or a Tuesday, or Thursday, they all tend to blend together!

Some of my latest shirt designs.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Very good!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@ElementX74 Honestly, I do, too! But your version wasn't available when I got this!

The Blues Brothers - Shake A Tail Feather HQ [youtube.com]

AmiSue comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Here ya go Bill ;)

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Is that yours!? Way cool!

"Point Posters" I'll freely admit it's mildly ironic posting a rant about the very thing I'm ...

joeymf86 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Don't go to the "Music, Movies, & Books" category. Some people repeatedly post links to songs/music videos

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Uh, that's' one of the things that Category is for! There are also a couple of Music groups on the site (at least 4 that I know of). If you aren't interested either skip them or skip the category & find what does interest you!

Pretty much the truth today?

ghost_warlock comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Most people won't change until it becomes compulsory, whether it means overfishing or using plastic shopping bags, let alone major social changes

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@CalvinJoe I really don't know how I feel about that ad.

Have any of you guys ever read Gary Chapman's book "The Five Love Languages" and taken the quiz to ...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 4, 2018:

I took an online quiz, it's scored differently than yours, but, here we go, anyway... Physical Touch 10, Quality Time 10, Words of Affirmation 6, Acts of Service 4, Receiving Gifts 0. I don't really know what it means, just vaguely I guess, but there we go,

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@Alvingo1 Makes sense on many levels.

There is the smell of an election cooking in the air.

19dacar52 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Have you noticed that the American flag behind Milania is the wrong one? It looks like the one with 48 stars before Hawaii and Alaska became states.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Nice catch, @19dacar52 (Doug!)

Death hug....

KKGator comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Awwww.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@Emme Hey, dear!!! How the heck are you?!?!

The Blues Brothers - Shake A Tail Feather HQ [youtube.com]

josephr comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Brilliant Move. One of my favourites. Right up there with Belushi's...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWjtI6n5xWM

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Yep, another classic!

To Block or Not Block

CK-One comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Prefer not to block anyone unless they are really annoying. I like to hear different points of view and I am seeking this on this site. I'm a little surprised that I'm not aware of getting blocked. I check out everyone's profiles. Sometimes I forget about them and check 'em out several times. ...

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@CarolinaGirl60 It amazes me that even many of the supposed 'mature' guys on this site have absolutely no patience in building a relationship. It's like they've got to seal the deal as soon as they can, with no regard for how the other person feels. If they bulldoze, they will capitulate! Especially long-distance, even before any face-to-face meeting, they start dictating who the ladies can now talk to, what they expect of the 'relationship', & all this before there even is a real relationship!

My newest meme for my Fbook page, Holy Jalapeno.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 4, 2018:

That's what these guys think!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@Markus Yep, I love to minimize those fucks, & this is one way to do it!

To Block or Not Block

CK-One comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Prefer not to block anyone unless they are really annoying. I like to hear different points of view and I am seeking this on this site. I'm a little surprised that I'm not aware of getting blocked. I check out everyone's profiles. Sometimes I forget about them and check 'em out several times. ...

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@CarolinaGirl60 Also, folk update their profiles at times, add photos, etc. I'm honestly rather thick skinned so I haven't blocked anyone, but I'm also male & I know a few ladies on this site who have been treated abominably by some of the guys!

Vintage Letterman Letterman asks Christopher Walken if he's nuts (1995) [youtube.com]

Stacey48 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

I like Christopher a lot.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

He is surely a trip!

More of my latest.

RavenCT comments on Jun 4, 2018:

If we ever have a store here - you're going to have to sell your stuff. I just laughed over the thick skull one. lol You should Private Message Admin if you have a desire to sell here. At some point I believe that is in development. (It's a non profit site - but here may be a way for ...

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

It is worth looking into. I know there was supposed to be some type of store, but I doubt they will have a huge selection of things, stuff like this would be welcome, I would think.

The Blues Brothers - Shake A Tail Feather HQ [youtube.com]

Stacey48 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Well now I have to see this movie again.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Always worth it! The music is great & it has two of the best car-chase scenes out there! Plus we get Belushi in his prime!

How Would the 'Mona Lisa' Look to an Eagle, a Cat and a Butterfly? [livescience.com]

moNOtheist comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Mightn't they be more interested in how it smells?

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Some animals surely would. & Dawkins brings up a good point regarding bats. That since their visual system is underutilized, tho they are still hardwired for it, that their 'radar' echolocation may be perceived as much visually as aurally. An interesting possibility. Also, on animals that depend a lot on scent, such as dogs, but still have a sharp visual sense, how is the sense of smell really processed since it would mean so much more & relay so much more information? Even the visuals represented in this article fall far short even in just a small 'view'.

As effective as homeopathy

phxbillcee comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Makes as much sense as homeopathy!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Damn! I didn't even see your intro!!! LMAO!

The Blues Brothers - Shake A Tail Feather HQ [youtube.com]

Deb57 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

This song. I can't help but follow the instructions in the lyrics.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@Deb57 As so much of the R&B in that movie does! Motown saved me from going crazy until FM "underground" stations started coming on. The 'pop' music of the time was so saccharine that I found myself in insulin shock so often!!!

To Block or Not Block

ipdg77 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I've blocked two because they met my wanker criteria, it was on a whim so I could unblock them but they didn't have anything to say I wanted to hear so......... I've definately been blocked by one because I had the temerity to have an opinion on US gun laws when I don't live in the US and I may ...

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@Stacey48, @sassygirl3869 That's how I found out of at least two that had blocked me. I barely knew who they were but I would see them tagged in a thread & never see their comments. Don't really know why they blocked me, & don't really care. One I know blocked me 'cause he sort of said he would, he was a pompous snowflake & I don't miss his stuff at all!

To Block or Not Block

CK-One comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Prefer not to block anyone unless they are really annoying. I like to hear different points of view and I am seeking this on this site. I'm a little surprised that I'm not aware of getting blocked. I check out everyone's profiles. Sometimes I forget about them and check 'em out several times. ...

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

I re-check profiles for a "refresher as @Petter mentioned, & because there are a few women I find attractive. I'm not obsessive about it, but checking someone's profile alone seems like a silly reason to block someone. A profile is there to be checked!

The Blues Brothers - Shake A Tail Feather HQ [youtube.com]

Deb57 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

This song. I can't help but follow the instructions in the lyrics.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

I still remember some of these dances!

Death hug....

KKGator comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Awwww.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@KKGator LOL! You have to see somebody else to be the 'k' police. I just try to rein in excessive cuteness!

Some of my latest shirt designs.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Very good!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@ElementX74 I have a tee similar to your 'viva' one...

Some of my latest shirt designs.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Very good!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@ElementX74 Yep! don't tell me I was the only one???

Goodnight Kitty:

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Actually, it doesn't look as if this kitten is quite ready for sleep, yet!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@RavenCT I should have thought to get these to you sooner, but they just slipped my mind until this particular post nudged me there!

Eyore da bard.....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

The Bard knows...

phxbillcee replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@EricTrommater Oh that this too too solid flesh would melt...

All work and no play....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

You are such a Rude Bwoy!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXTV1RGN-tg

Barry Larry Terry

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Damn!!! LMAO!!!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@StephC, @MichelleGar1 The poor thing would probably need it! Or maybe it's things like this that gives them rabies???

Goodnight Kitty:

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Actually, it doesn't look as if this kitten is quite ready for sleep, yet!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@RavenCT here's some more... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwji6HiXWCs

Goodnight Kitty:

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Actually, it doesn't look as if this kitten is quite ready for sleep, yet!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@RavenCT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VREp44cuWwo

Try a Book for a Change

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

No batteries required!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@Blindbird Your kids' toys???

Breaths in OAUWUAOAYEAH

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

'possum payback...

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@DonThiebaut Yep! It's usually @Blindbird or @Insectra that post the 'possums, so it started with them, but I can't show favoritism! You understand. LOL

Dana Carvey on Stephen Colbert a classic.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I don't believe it has been. Glad you're posting!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Waiters who are Nauseated by Food https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3K7Qc6vW5Q

Barry Larry Terry

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Damn!!! LMAO!!!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@StephC I don't know if I really do!

I'm so much happier now!

DonThiebaut comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I was wondering why there are leaves on his shirt, but then I remembered. Life, uh, finds a way.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

I see what you did there!!! LOL

I'm so much happier now!

ghost_warlock comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Likewise:

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Bro!

Death hug....

KKGator comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Awwww.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Watch those 'w's'!! Remember, the limit is 2 unless it's a kitten. Then it's 3! Any more is 'w' abuse!

Faux News Again

EricTrommater comments on Jun 3, 2018:

...there are those who say.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Allegedly...

It's hard to tell....

Captnron59 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Can we get the pharmaceutical name please?

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/12/health/grey-death-opioid-drug/index.html

A lesson for all of us.....

Captnron59 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

His goals are set so damn high...

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

I just hope he's not a fowl fucker!

Acrylic on canvas 18x24 back in 2012

btroje comments on Jun 3, 2018:

you traveled out of the desert

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@Sheannutt Quite welcome! P.S. Love your work!

Trumpy Bear. Just found out about this. Who thinks this would be worth a lot in the future?

chucklesIII comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Everyone should buy this instead... https://www.amazon.com/Original-Dump-Trump-Pen-Holder/dp/B01KJJS8F0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8=1528063632&sr=8-1=trump+pencil

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Yeah, its a bit funny but I still don't want his likeness floating around!

Back in college form! Got my six pack back

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

& I see they're already empty!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@Lukian LOL!!!

I don't have the words.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Even with those cables, I don't think this got OSHA approval!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@Johnsalterego That & the 'shovel' has got to be at the limit of its engineering!

Acrylic on canvas 18x24 back in 2012

btroje comments on Jun 3, 2018:

you traveled out of the desert

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@Sheannutt That's what they call poetic license!

True story.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I volunteer!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@SonderOpia I hope there's not a time-limit! I don't think I can make it there by the time your finished shaving!

Not sure why so many girls I know randomly get them ....

SkotlandSkye comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Or a famous Dick...

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@SkotlandSkye I'll phrase it a little better...I like VanDyke better than Nixon!!!

Hahahahaha!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Nope, couldn't be! 'K' was already chosen & it isn't in the first word! LOL I'll be damned if I can figure it out, wonder if it was altered?

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@tnorman1236 Nope, can't be...first, standing is 8 letters, there's only 7 in the above word. Also 'd' was already chosen so it would have to be there. On the second word, if it was 'deck' the 'e' would have to be there because it was already chosen!

Jesus was gangsta! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

He coulda made a fortune! Figure, if he could turn water into wine he could probably turn dirt into cocaine or speed!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 That's a good one!

Trevor Noah-Televangelist Begs For Another Plane ://youtu.be/PhSn3tDIYZc

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I'll piggy-back this one here, since it surely applies! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@BookDeath It seemed to be perfect to follow yours, so...

Back in college form! Got my six pack back

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

& I see they're already empty!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@Lukian I've been a beer drinker for as long as you've been alive! I better have at least that down!

Feeling this one big-time today

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Just the same as...

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@DonThiebaut His statement made absolutely no sense! How could you have one & not the other? & if he wants to take Libertarianism to its extreme, that's as nihilistic as the anarchists!

So that's how it works

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Really? Then why is Cheney wanted for war crimes in a number of countries???

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@Rudy1962 I'd love to! & I'd throw in Rumsfeld & 'W', too!

Uber problems

Eirteacher comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Sounds like Momma might be looking for a new Daddy

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

I don't think Walgreens stocks them!

That comes as a bit of a surprise.. knowing how Bill loves to get stoned. Love this guy.

BBeberstein comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I would love to smoke a doobie with Bill!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

I bet he's got some great shit!

I'm doing my part Jeebus!!!

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 3, 2018:

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

It'll destroy mine!

Seriously guys...

IamNobody comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Says the kid with the cheerio on the forehead...... :)

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

I think that's a mac & cheese noodle!

The Hulk is a Creature of Facts and Reason

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 3, 2018:

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Uh-oh! When he gets sad he gets angry!

All. The. Time.

Ludo comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Pennsylvania is Philadelphia at one end, Pittsburg at the other, and Arkansas in between. Lots of confederate flags and banjos in the middle.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

With pockets of Amish!

Poor Mr. Jensen. So close.

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 3, 2018:

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

That happen to you often???

My day in court...

Squirrel comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I have too many memes in my head

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

That second one reminds me of this bit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIdxVR_7ikg

Doctor he's not dead, I see a....

LEPeff comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Heart beet!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XYI6HLumMY

Just trying to be accurate

matthew1954 comments on Jun 2, 2018:

xkcd is only published online, and the author usually adds to them using a tooltip when you hover your mouse over the image. This one says: "Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing 'look over there'."

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

That is such a witty site!

Godzilla is Disappointed

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 2, 2018:

I got a pie, and eye, and the bunny - anyone see the spaceship guy or K2?

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@Johnsalterego Sometimes one, sometimes more, even none at times! (& don't forget the stick of TNT!)

I still use these in my car...

Shelton comments on Jun 2, 2018:

LOL. I still have a couple of cassettes and nothing to play them on

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@RavenCT, @AmiSue I used to make mix tapes for my ex all the time. I could make you one if you want, AmiSue, just let me know what type of music you like best & you can even give me a PO Box to send it to. I wouldn't expect you to give me your address, even tho I am harmless!

Whoa, Slow Down!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Ah, but so many are cheap with their likes! Either for a post or a comment. & that's silly as 'likes' help both parties! Take the second or two it takes & hit that like button!!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

For example, when I got to this there were 23 'recent' views & only 11 likes. 'Like-en' up, folks!!!

An oldie but a goodie.

GuyKeith comments on Jun 2, 2018:

I have no idea what those two are doing.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Been that long???

MEME COMPETITION.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Goin' to Planned Parenthood, are you??!!??

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Atheist hunting season just opened! Ok, class! Open your catechisms to page... Or, just a couple of crazy ones...

A Major Physics Experiment Just Detected A Particle That Shouldn't Exist [space.com]

Heraclitus comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Sterile neutrino could be Dark Matter. "Shouldn't exist" is an editorial comment designed to get attention. Actually, it should exist according to the Theory of Dark Matter.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

If that is what it is. & if it is, it opens up so many other doors of exploration!

Scientists Have Figured Out How to 3D-Print Part of the Human Eye [livescience.com]

Agirlhasnoname comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Don't you just fucking love science? I fucking love science.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

It continues to amaze me!

Sex and Wet Spots

gigihein comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Wah wah. Get a towel.

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Really, that's what I always did, no matter whose 'side' it was on, throw down a towel!

My ideal date

RavenCT comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Sort of like this?

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@Livinlife ...feline companionship!!! LOL

Not sure why so many girls I know randomly get them ....

SkotlandSkye comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Or a famous Dick...

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Or an infamous one...

True, but oh how we want to

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

So damn true!

phxbillcee replies on Jun 3, 2018:

& that's why Roseanne's tweet & subsequent firing is not a First Amendment issue!