I'm feeling lucky today.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/09/the-origin-of-friday-the-13th-as-an-unlucky-day/

Ch ch ch ch....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/09/the-origin-of-friday-the-13th-as-an-unlucky-day/

A must for every split level home

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Almost looks as if there's a switch on the right-hand banister of the stairs! Maybe that side is really an escalator???!!! Easy up & down!

Support group?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Looks like a Procrastinator's Club meeting!!!

As long as it's your dog and not your son

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Yeah, sleeping & kids, can the two coexist? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udj-o2m39NA

@phxbillcee Since the way to a man's heart is thro his stomach......enjoy

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Why me??? LOL! Actually, not even the nastiest food out there by a long shot! Bon Appetit!

How romantic

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I'm more than likely to walk into a Mexican!!! (live in Phoenix!!!)

Unanswered questions........ How do they get the oil out of the babies?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

A baby press...

Welcome to kindling @bleurowz!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Welcome!

Hello friends, for many years now, my depression has kept me from caring about much of anything.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

We all have to start somewhere! Every step forward is not a step back, into the abyss, so keep it up! More power to you & my sincerest best wishes! Come on here to talk or vent anytime you need to, most of us have been there!

Tish, speak French!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Only got 3 likes, but I wonder how many folks stole this!!!

How to be black...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I think the three in back already read it!

Lavese las manos.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

He left his wallet at home, so he's usin'...

???????????

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Oh, look at all the ugly people! (Sung to the tune of Eleanor Rigby!)

2 assholes....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

& sexual predators! They are both POS's!!!

Take it everywhere...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I'm curious in what circumstances he leaves his penis behind!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Here's fuckin' chocolate, pretend it came outta ass!!!

The Dark Path

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Aw, bull, ...it's just another... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsmVgoXDq2w

The Dark Path

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Dude! You are on a marathon here!!!

Illogical and Irrational Fears

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

That's right! They are just as likely to kill you, trip you, wait for you to die to eat you, ignore you, snub you or laugh at you as any other cat!!!

The History of Friday the 13th

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

What? & that isn't???

Jesus takes paternity test. Turns out he is the father, the son, and the holy spirit.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkG4oIPT7tU

Another Law of Physics

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Shouldn't that be 'Mewton's' Third Law???

A Different Plot

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Now, if only there was no Walmart!

On the eve of Friday the 13th

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Fair warning!!!

"Pay-cons"

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Those are "little closets of stench"!!!

This Was Probably Not Needed (For Most Men)

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

At least one fool in every store!

They Will Thank You (Maybe)

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I'm already disturbed...

I Was Wondering

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

The only quibble I have with that is that it could be more than one!

Look for This

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Or this...

It Came Out of Nowhere

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I can totally see that happening...for driving right ahead was...

Oh, Dad....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

This was right after he tried to build your treehouse with all his beer can empties!

No my bull. Not my bullshit.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Anything to get out of cleaning up after him, right?

Hey girl! Are you a pulmonary embolism? ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Hey, girl, are you paranoid schizophrenic? 'Cause you just stabbed me 8 times!

I want a thigh and a breast

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Put it on a grill & it's all food!

What is that word?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Senior moment?

Australian animals

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Australian humor... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDzrDuYYKkE

Same as it ever was.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Tho LBJ was pretty much a pig, he was an astute politician.

What about wine?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

You had me at "Why beer..."!

Can’t stop. Won’t stop.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Remember, boys & girls...

I'm a meme warrior

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I dub thee Sir Rudy the Vile! (Valiant was already taken, sorry!)

Dashing through the snow

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Even the few x-mas songs I don't despise, I've still grown to hate as the stores start playing them non-stop starting before Halloween!

Smooth as butter

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

The answer is yes, yes I do!

Dashing through the snow

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Does he play them backward?

Sounds great

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

& the clueless dweeb is convinced the 'peeples' love him!!!

I laughed at this a little too hard

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Bar-B-Qued or Deep Fried???

Do you want you cannabis treat now?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Yes, please, may I have another?!?!

Verily, verily, amen!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

& Gandalf says...

Thank you Ricky

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Another!

Good advice.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

In other words, not in your lifetime!

The punishment exceeds the crime if you ask me.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I prefer the firing squad, but the rope is re-usable! Of course, if you lynch the pre-schoolers, you've then got god Br-B-Que after!

The punishment exceeds the crime if you ask me.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Ah, posted in an earlier comment. Yeah, deserves its own!

I'm not like you!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Mine just gets more & more quiet the older I get!

I think this dog acts more maturely than I do!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

It seems the dog is looking at his 'master' taking the picture & is saying, "You're just going to let this happen? What do I pay you for???"

I hope this isn't a tourist trap!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Looks like a mutt-trap!

Your life needs direction!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Just not necessarily that direction!!!

Where are today's heroes?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

All over...I was at the last one!

Can they even math?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

& 7 days a week, Monday thru Friday!!!

Hmm...wonder why that would be?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

The "little man in the boat"!

Not a good idea though.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

The moist can be a good thing, the unstable just seems to be part of the package! (Let the responses flow!! LOL!)

Large rodent.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

gotta speak the language!

I don't remember this part of the bible ... neither does Jesus.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

He got hammered, got nailed & then hammered & nailed!

The platypus has it all covered.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Cooler than it's cousin, the echidna!

Pick your top 3. 8, 6, 17.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Was a fan of about half of these.

For my fourth tattoo I’m stealing this idea from the internet.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

This is my variation.

GMO Food Labels: [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Getting "Internal Server Error"!

We are welcoming @OlderMusicGeek to our midst!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Welcome to the Nut House!

The Dream of Jeanie bottle stage set up.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Great 'behind-the-scenes', thanks!

Don't crucify me for this meme ...... "the dishwasher is acting weird".

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Obviously a multi-purpose, multi-tasking machine!

Sucks when that happens

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Always a gamble, but, if it pays off, even for just a spell...

Goes well with TongueOut..

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Don't think that can give me the relief I'm looking for!

How much of a douchebag must you be to be fired by your own company?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Yeah, a douche! Like the owner of Jimmy John's... https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jimmy-john-liautaud-hunting-photos/

Sharing is caring

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I've never noticed (paying attention to other things, I guess!) but, would FB allow posting porn???

When it's last call at the club

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

'The Swarm', also known as "The girls all look prettier at closin' time!"

Looks like a piece of overcooked beef jerky

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I find neither attractive, especially those ultra-fake boobs! (The first thing female body-builders usually lose!)

How hot is it

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Actually, are having a few monsoon days, so the temp is down. Of course, the humidity jumps right up! At least we got rain!

Ooo caught ya, tag you're it.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Yes, yes I do. & I surely don't dream of you! Now, @mistymoon77 on the other hand!!! (Just teasing you, gurl!)

Strange aeons and all that.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Cthulhu is coming! Or, the Kraken. I always get them confused!

?..........

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Just so much wrong with this!!! LOL!

2 Moms = 4 Boobs. Case closed.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Tho it's doubtful both would be lactating!

Bill Murray money...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I have this. Actually, the 'manual' one with ink-pad because they were out of this model, but the same "message"! I usually get every bill $5 denomination & up!

Yes. Well, um...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Still better than bloody messages on your victims' walls!

Well alrighty then!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

In any successful business...location, location, location!!!

For you 400s kids.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Gotta keep your priorities straight!

Please do. I want all my Christian family to be worried..lol

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Should mumble under his breath, "Who the heck was next? I had it just a second ago."

White House Welcomes A Disgraced Fox News Boss And His Racist Wife, The Late Show [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

"Faux-ginas"!!!

This is the full-length 35 minutes long video shot by a woman wearing a Puerto Rican T-shirt to a ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

So glad that "cop" quit! He's a disgrace! I would have confronted both him & this idiot racist! I've got nothing to lose & no shame & I can't abide bullies!

Ok y'all this needs memed and I suck at making them. Have at!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

"Let me in! There are Republicans out here!"

Ok y'all this needs memed and I suck at making them. Have at!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

"I'm here for our blind-date, do I look like my profile pic???"

Ok y'all this needs memed and I suck at making them. Have at!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

"I can see your bed from here!"

Ok y'all this needs memed and I suck at making them. Have at!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

"I'm so glad I caught you before you finished your shower!"

Ok y'all this needs memed and I suck at making them. Have at!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

"Avon screaming!"

Ok y'all this needs memed and I suck at making them. Have at!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

"Have you heard the good Word?"

Ok y'all this needs memed and I suck at making them. Have at!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Your insecurities are here, & they seem upset!

Awkward!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

As long as I'm getting encouragement I won't be picky!

Summed up nicely

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

...& the rich & corporations pay no taxes (& it doesn't matter as there are no social programs anymore, anyway) & debtor's prisons & chain gangs have been reinstituted!

Just a Bit Explosive

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

The danger is real!!!

How Can Anyone Be An Atheist? | Manda - Lynchburg, VA | Atheist Experience 22.09 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

For anyone that says Matt is mean, both of these guys were so patient & pleasant to this woman, & showed real sympathy & humanity!

Would this be a clear sign not to date a person? [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Well, he does consistently lie!!!

The Traveling Wilburys - End Of The Line [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

We keep losing them!!!