Woman accused of stalking, sending man 65,000 texts after one date | abc7news.com

kenriley comments on May 10, 2018:

Well now I know for sure I don't want to date online All you women are scary. LOL

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@kenriley That is certainly one of the reasons I like her! She IS special, & not just 'little yellow bus' special! (& I'll pay for that!)

I've reached that age.....

LEPeff comments on May 10, 2018:

People at work tend to frown on that and by people I mean my boss.

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

Yeah, meanies! LOL

That dog...

Johnsalterego comments on May 10, 2018:

...

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

LMFAO!

I guess she'll have to live with it.

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

She likes it so much it made her disabled

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

LOL! I was curious about that!

Woman accused of stalking, sending man 65,000 texts after one date | abc7news.com

cbrd89 comments on May 10, 2018:

What is love?? Baby don’t hurt me.. don’t hurt me.. no more .. *cue haddaway*

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

don't, stop, don't, stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop...

Woman accused of stalking, sending man 65,000 texts after one date | abc7news.com

Fit50something comments on May 10, 2018:

I saw that. It was in Paradise Valley, AZ, spitting distance from my house. I was relieved to see that I didn't recognize her from any of my dating sites. Note - look at that picture of me on top of the mountain. The town behind me is Paradise Valley.

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

I'm in Phoenix (can you tell by the name!) & this is one weird dang story!

Woman accused of stalking, sending man 65,000 texts after one date | abc7news.com

kenriley comments on May 10, 2018:

Well now I know for sure I don't want to date online All you women are scary. LOL

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@Blindbird, @kenriley She is mental, but she's special, so the danger is worth it!

Woman accused of stalking, sending man 65,000 texts after one date | abc7news.com

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Yeah, that's out here. Averaged 500 texts a day. & she broke into the guys house & when the cops got there she was taking a bath!

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@btroje Oh, yeah. & at her arraignment & a subsequent interview on local news, she states how she could never hurt him, & that she always had "little' knives for self-defense!!!

Shel Silverstein nails it.

skipsy comments on May 10, 2018:

He was such an insightful and gentle hearted person. He had a way of getting to the crux of am idea oin such a simple and profound way. We should all aspire to keep our flowers.

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

So true, keep our 'freak flags' flying1

I think they meant that as a compliment...

Johnsalterego comments on May 10, 2018:

Tequila and Midori, is that a thing?

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

Don't see why not!

How Are U Going To Tell Her?

njoy_life_2 comments on May 10, 2018:

Not a guy here, but yeah, THAT'S funny!

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

You're not a guy here, but, are you a guy somewhere else?

Me too! I love fire... hehehe

Coldo comments on May 10, 2018:

There Is Always An Answer! Lol ?

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

Sounds like tRump!

Self check out tills.

mtnhome comments on May 10, 2018:

I ALWAYS prefer real people. I don;t want to see my photo on the paper for attempted shoplifting when the scales under-weigh my kale! I go for the human, quickly make eye contact and strike-up pleasant conversations to jolt them out of their cashier-induced hypnotic state. They're always too bored ...

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@mtnhome the warranty is up on most of my body parts at this point, so I say to hell with it & emphasize flavor. If I go, I'll go happy!

Just a reminder that "bad taste is encouraged"...

EricTrommater comments on May 10, 2018:

Savage!

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

That it is! Ironic & satirical more than funny, maybe, but surely savage!

Not getting serious here but this needs to be said..

artnerd comments on May 10, 2018:

And don.'t bro me if you don't know me.

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

Ok, bro!

Self check out tills.

Wangobango3 comments on May 10, 2018:

I still pay my bills by post.If the utilities want my money they'd best send me a bill in the mail.My chèques provide a permanent record and my account can't be hacked.

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

Wann bet?!?

Self check out tills.

mtnhome comments on May 10, 2018:

I ALWAYS prefer real people. I don;t want to see my photo on the paper for attempted shoplifting when the scales under-weigh my kale! I go for the human, quickly make eye contact and strike-up pleasant conversations to jolt them out of their cashier-induced hypnotic state. They're always too bored ...

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

You'll get your photo in the paper for that kale purchase! Yech!!! LOL

Put that in the eulogy....

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

I hope he didn't bring a shovel hoping for a freebie after the funeral, for old time sakes. People sometimes have strange ways of dealing with grief:(

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@RavenCT You mean Rudy is barred from bar-b-que-ing?

Some people...

Johnsalterego comments on May 10, 2018:

Yeah, I never got the foot thing, maybe 'cause Im too ticklish?

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@Freespirit64 I'm more than fine with the massage, especially if my lady worked on her feet all day. Never been big on sucking on toes, or even fingers for that matter. Now, I'm VERY oral about a few other spots, tho!

@hankster, is everybody a mod?

KKGator comments on May 10, 2018:

Reporter: "Are you a mod, or a rocker?" Ringo Starr: "I'm a mocker."

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

Yeah, that fits a number of us!

One plus one is an apple

OpposingOpposum comments on May 10, 2018:

Put this song in my head "thighs like a truck"https://youtu.be/Oai1V7kaFBk

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@zorialoki Discretion is so often the better part of valor! & usually safer!!!

@hankster, is everybody a mod?

bingst comments on May 10, 2018:

That really isn't the point. Assuming the setting sticks, only the group admin and moderators can post/comment/reply.

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

I may be confused, which wouldn't surprise anyone, me included, & it may not matter, but who is the actual 'originator' of this group? You, @hankster or both?

Apologies for sticking my nose in, folks, but I really had to sort out that apostrophe in "ember's"!...

DavidLaDeau comments on May 9, 2018:

My mother at 83 is still in the grammer police!

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@DavidLaDeau grammar.....LOL!

I won't pretend to totally understand the long division and I get the gist; plus I surely understand...

RavenCT comments on May 10, 2018:

I'll mention again how I took a cab to vote (Presidential Elections) got there and found out I'd been unregistered. Someone with my address - but not my name - changed their car registration and somehow that pulled my voter registration? "Huh?". Thankfully the cab driver didn't run the meter ...

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

I should be automatic & easy! Proves again we are not the democracy we claim we are!

Someg to k about...

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

And yet most women keep buying into the religious bullshit

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@Duke Hey, I don't want worship, just the occasional hug, or whatever, & companionship!

Someg to k about...

SkotlandSkye comments on May 10, 2018:

Holy fuckin' hell. That is MY MEME that I MADE about 8 years ago??? maybe a decade ago. damn. I forgot about that one. I think the original was on my laptop that got stolen.

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@SkotlandSkye So cool! That had to be a real 'flashback' moment!

Me too! I love fire... hehehe

RavenCT comments on May 10, 2018:

It sure would be helpful! lol

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@BeeHappy That would be such a great "tell"!!!

GOD is a failure

Proto comments on May 10, 2018:

Reminds me of a quote i can't remember the source of, "Why is it man can do nothing god can, and god can't do anything man can?"

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@Proto So true! It's almost 'hardwired'. Have you read Sagan's "The Demon-Haunted World" or Shermer's "The Believing Brain"?

CW!CW!CW! Bill Hicks - Why Do Women Hate Giving BJs? [youtube.com]

Johnsalterego comments on May 9, 2018:

Stop eating asparagus...

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@Johnsalterego If it'll get me a date I'll drop it from my diet entirely!

Skip the photo. The saying is pretty damn good

Captnron59 comments on May 10, 2018:

What's up with needing a reason to be?

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

We make our own reasons!

Skip the photo. The saying is pretty damn good

Coldo comments on May 10, 2018:

And It's So Simple.

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@Rudy1962 You've never read (or watched) "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"?????

French otters are not easily intimidated

Captnron59 comments on May 10, 2018:

Now someone will counter that with oppossums.... watch.

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

I'm ready if they do!

With all the technology out there....

Captnron59 comments on May 10, 2018:

I'm not sure whether or not I make anyone happy but I do try to. Mistymoon77 you make me happy!!

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@mistymoon77 & you most often succeed! (& yes, Ron, I'm riding your coattails again!)

With all the technology out there....

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

I'd say the cats, but I honestly think they're humoring me!

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@zorialoki Who said they were good! LOL

AT&T paid Trump's legal team $600,000.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

https://agnostic.com/group/BestofLateNightNews/post/77710/newly-exposed-payments-to-michael-cohen-add-depth-to-stormy-daniels-case-rachel-maddow-msnbc-ht

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

to ? You make the !

'Nuff said!

Coldo comments on May 10, 2018:

She Needs One Badly,Nuff Said.

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

I actually felt bad for her. I mean, she couldn't possibly be that dumb without the pressure, could she?????

'Nuff said!

MsDemeanour comments on May 10, 2018:

I'd be grateful to see people use HALF a brain

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@Johnsalterego That's actually a very touching & inspirational story, even with the semi-conscious Carson's involvement!

I started this group because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor.

VictoriaNotes comments on May 10, 2018:

*"because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor."* Ouch. Considering the number of members in this group, I'd say you're exaggerating a tad bit. ;) I have found that most active people on this site do have a sense of humor, which is why your group has been so ...

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@VictoriaNotes Thanks! I have my moments!

This one is for you Eric!

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

Yah. I hate when people share my posts without first liking them or commenting on them. Soooo rude

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

I've 'acquired' a few of yours, & I always like & often comment. I still am getting comments on some FB sites over the 'grammar nazi' one!!!!

This boy has a great future in marketing and product placement, or he will be a serial killer.

Markus comments on May 10, 2018:

Bright future with North Korean FDA perhaps?

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

Or tRumps!

This boy has a great future in marketing and product placement, or he will be a serial killer.

zorialoki comments on May 10, 2018:

Might depend on the source of the sawdust, some woods are more noticeable than others

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

Cedar is probably not the best choice!

DragQueenJesus

EricTrommater comments on May 10, 2018:

On fire tonight @CaroleKay!

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@CaroleKay & she comes out swinging! LOL Good work!

I ♥ this meme.

Captnron59 comments on May 10, 2018:

Look at the company that will be with you!! All us crazies!!

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

Well, if that really was an option, at least it would be a chance for all of us to actually meet!

Bob Ross is GOD.

Captnron59 comments on May 10, 2018:

And panning the camera down what do you think we'll see?

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

An altar boy?

I started this group because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor.

VictoriaNotes comments on May 10, 2018:

*"because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor."* Ouch. Considering the number of members in this group, I'd say you're exaggerating a tad bit. ;) I have found that most active people on this site do have a sense of humor, which is why your group has been so ...

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@VictoriaNotes, I think part of the problem is that some of the folks that are either self-righteous or lack a sense of humor are very vocal about their "issues" when things are not just the way they like it. It tends to lend more weight & presence to them than is really warranted. I think it is more of an optical illusion, so to speak, & that the majority of the people on this site are open & accepting. Now, some have come here with a more 'serious' bent to their viewpoints, & they may tend to avoid this group, which is fine & reasonable. To each their own, I avoid the "Conservative' group & the 'Fetish' group, for instance as neither has any interest for me. However, that handful of very vocal, 'my way or the highway' types on here, the ones that are SJW's only when it suits them, do exist here. Of course, it's much worse in RL. Not only is this group a haven, but even with the perpetually butt-hurt minority, so is this whole site. I am eternally (if I can use that term, LOL) grateful to admin for putting it together & allowing us, for free, to play in his backyard!

I started this group because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor.

VictoriaNotes comments on May 10, 2018:

*"because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor."* Ouch. Considering the number of members in this group, I'd say you're exaggerating a tad bit. ;) I have found that most active people on this site do have a sense of humor, which is why your group has been so ...

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@Captnron59 Thanks for the support & kind words! Now, pass that spliff!

GOD is a failure

Proto comments on May 10, 2018:

Reminds me of a quote i can't remember the source of, "Why is it man can do nothing god can, and god can't do anything man can?"

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

Some men can fool a lot of people all of the time about a god!

Jesus is an asshole

EricTrommater comments on May 10, 2018:

....Ken Hamm explained that....

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

I wish I could find the clip of this English apologist explaining why, tho there were dinos on the Ark, that none exist today. It seems their nostrils were too small to easily breathe the differing oxygen content in the air after the Flood, so they had to breathe very fast which caused friction & set their heads on fire! LOL He was serious! Just such a hoot, I have got to find that again!

CW!CW!CW! Bill Hicks - Why Do Women Hate Giving BJs? [youtube.com]

Johnsalterego comments on May 9, 2018:

Stop eating asparagus...

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@zorialoki I wouldn't know!

CW!CW!CW! Bill Hicks - Why Do Women Hate Giving BJs? [youtube.com]

Captnron59 comments on May 9, 2018:

Rotflmmfao!! I think I need a soda pop.. what the hell is that all about? Hilarious!!

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@Emme I'll go with a good Chateau Lafitte, '64. Let's bring a little class into this conversation! LOL

Newly Exposed Payments To Michael Cohen Add Depth To Stormy Daniels Case | Rachel Maddow | MSNBC ...

zorialoki comments on May 10, 2018:

Every time I see Rachel Maddox I wish I could become a woman and be her lesbian lover.

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

I find her physically attractive & mentally gorgeous!

Why the Heck Do So Many Koalas Have Chlamydia? [livescience.com]

zorialoki comments on May 9, 2018:

First bats, now koalas, I am afraid to ask what is next.

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@Blindbird No, we'll surely take a few more before it's our turn!

I started this group because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor.

VictoriaNotes comments on May 10, 2018:

*"because the majority of people I met on this site had no sense of humor."* Ouch. Considering the number of members in this group, I'd say you're exaggerating a tad bit. ;) I have found that most active people on this site do have a sense of humor, which is why your group has been so ...

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@EricTrommater Thank you for your support! I feel the same about you & how you've grown this group. & just a small note to @VictoriaNotes, if you will note, he stated in his header "site", not "group". This group has attracted mainly the ones from the site that DO have a sense of humor, both about the world & just as importantly, about themselves. That's one reason this group has not only the largest but some of the most loyal & caring followers.

Don Blankenship Takes on "Cocaine Mitch" McConnell | The Daily Show [youtube.com]

Stacey48 comments on May 10, 2018:

This is hilarious. I can't even believe that guy was running for anything.

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

& that he only got that little bit of time for all those deaths?!? Money sure talks!

Jesus is stil pissed

Captnron59 comments on May 9, 2018:

I'm still high... so this is funny too!

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@Emme I was following that for a minute & then.....I think I got high just reading it!

Fill in the blanks.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Attention...from the gods after I sacrifice this sheep!

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@tnorman1236 Yeah, everyone else zigged, so I thought I'd zag!

Bike awareness month.

mistymoon77 comments on May 9, 2018:

Thanks for posting this.. should be a billboard on every major highway.

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@Eirteacher & the fools don't see the signs, either!

Well ain't that just a pisser..

Captnron59 comments on May 9, 2018:

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.... that's my story and I'm sticking to it!!

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

All your stash turns to ashes soon enough! & as for the dust, you live in TX & don't do housework!

Been around awhile but in case someone has missed it

Captnron59 comments on May 9, 2018:

Frustrating show!

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@zorialoki Yeah, but this show is crosswords for the slow!

Some things are better left unknown

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Well, she meant well?!?

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

Plus, the dog drinks out of it, so she thought...

Uncalled for

Captnron59 comments on May 9, 2018:

He knows too much to fire..

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

Yeah, but a lot of places in that cave to hide a body!

What needs to be said?

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

I get excited thinking of Trump being impeached. Then I think of his replacement. #We'rescrewedeitherway

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@ArdentAtheist The only hopeful thing, is that if we do dump tRump, & get that fool, I don't think he'd win another term!

It's been a good meme day...

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

My Dad was, too! He had loads of fun with the grandkids!!!

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

Not that way, you pervs!

(B)ad placement.

Johnsalterego comments on May 9, 2018:

As long as they aren't using the cup in the previous post...

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

You just had to bring that up!

Today was brought to you by....

Johnsalterego comments on May 9, 2018:

They do NOT make enough eye bleach to watch that clip...

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

@zorialoki Bet that was Japanese, too! Not to be racist, but they do like a lot of live food!

Trump’s “Hold My Beer” Strategy - The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper [youtube.com]

hankster comments on May 9, 2018:

if this were making fun of anyone else, I'd say it was kind of like mocking a disabled person.

phxbillcee replies on May 10, 2018:

Well, it sort of is, when you think about it!!!

Maybe I will get back into writing....

KKGator comments on May 9, 2018:

But, but, the memes!!!

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

@EricTrommater & it only takes one buyer!

Can anyone decipher this?

Bierbasstard comments on May 9, 2018:

Reads like a quiz that I saw once that said to pick a word then follow up with autosuggestions, such as... Stones to get the kids together for the first place I was wondering how you were getting paid to have to get some more spuds to be there around 11

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

@MrLizard Exactly!

Can anyone decipher this?

magicwatch comments on May 9, 2018:

https://youtu.be/qLrnkK2YEcE?t=102The Avalanches - 'Frontier Psychiatrist'

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

Now I think I need therapy!!!

Can anyone decipher this?

Browneyedlady comments on May 9, 2018:

Did Sarah Palin write this?

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

LOL! It DOES sound like her, doesn't it!?!

WANTED Bald, tattooed, in-shape, slightly-old and used, employed man seeks wealthy, beautiful, ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 9, 2018:

Not wealthy or fit,rarely cooks, would roast you on the regular. Shame.

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

My kind of girl!

Breakthrough Listen Launches New Search for E.T. Across Millions of Stars [space.com]

Holysocks comments on May 9, 2018:

They will get our signals and say 'Which one of you pushed the AM button on the radio??'

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

Yeah, they want Sirius!

Here's Why US Claims of Cuban 'Ultrasonic Weapons' Don't Make Sense [livescience.com]

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 9, 2018:

It sounded far-fetched to me when I first heard about it.

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

& was debunked even by government researchers shortly after they examined the folk involved.

Why the Heck Do So Many Koalas Have Chlamydia? [livescience.com]

seaspot_run comments on May 9, 2018:

The Outback...where men are men and koala run scared? Actually I have no idea. But they must be frisky little buggers.

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

& that's usually biologically a good thing, unless there is a deadly STD epidemic going on!

Wonder what sound they're hearing?

Ludo comments on May 9, 2018:

Oh me! Oh Me! Oh MEEEE!

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

LOL

Wonder what sound they're hearing?

zorialoki comments on May 9, 2018:

Are they sure he is coming or is he actually screaming and running away?

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

That was my thought, but figure, he's been inactive for 2,000 years, he's probably not real picky!

Makes sense.

Eirteacher comments on May 9, 2018:

Then Mom asks when will you be back? And you say "Pretty soon baboon."

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

& she responds with, "Fuck yourself, Elf!"

Every problem has a resolution, every question an answer -- yes or no?

cava comments on May 8, 2018:

Donald Rumsfeld "Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown...

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

One of the only things that man said that even made a little sense!

Rare time a grammar nazi is having fun

mistymoon77 comments on May 9, 2018:

What an absolute pain the fucking ass.. I would have kicked his ass to the curb twice over.. omg.. so dam irritating..

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

* damn

Here's one for all my blockees though they can't see it. ?[youtu.be]

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on May 9, 2018:

I haven't had to block anyone yet! Now, excuse me while I bask momentarily in the warm glow of male privilege.

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

@MrBeelzeebubbles OOps! that did it! She didn't answer because she blocked you!!! LOL

Spot on....don't try it though....you'll starve.

phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:

Hey! Memes must be posted!

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

Plus, I love Obvious Plant!

I'd rather just watch..

zorialoki comments on May 9, 2018:

I have done both. We were collecting semen with an electro ejaculator to collect sperm for artificial insemination.

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

@mistymoon77 I think it's usually all the same color!!!

Little known fact

zorialoki comments on May 9, 2018:

The motto of governments and religions worldwide

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

Just the first half!

DYI project gone bad

mistymoon77 comments on May 9, 2018:

Not a lot of pocket pool happening with these.

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

Or not on the sly, anyway!

DYI project gone bad

zorialoki comments on May 9, 2018:

Yup, you are a leader in my book Bill. You may take the lead of the Trump Militia if you so desire. Classic dude

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

@Emme Almost looks like a diaper!

I am about ready for my freebee...

Squirrel comments on May 9, 2018:

Brain: That looks like this other pic, you should post that ME: No, it's totally unrelated and distasteful Brain: It'll be hilarious! ME: You're an asshole

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

The little 'fetus' stamp! LMAO!

I am about ready for my freebee...

Emme comments on May 9, 2018:

GEEZ, sadly, I know it all too well. 45 is the only person on the planet who sends me THERE!?

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

@zorialoki Well, there's this...

I mean....ok...

zorialoki comments on May 9, 2018:

Jack is a special boy,

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

Little yellow-bus special?

I mean....ok...

EricTrommater comments on May 9, 2018:

His other books included " shut up and eat your snowshoes, " "my brother was an only child," and the most famous "never trust a naked bus driver."

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

I thought that was "Only Trust a Naked Bus Driver"! I thought it was the naked Uber driver one had to watch out for!

Ok people...I dug up some good ones. I love this group!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:

I don't always have salt, but I always have the "Stay the fuck away from me." handy!

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

Yep, this group rocks!

Why did I do this to myself? Waaaaaaaah

TampaHeathen comments on May 9, 2018:

My wife had a morning rule with her kids; no asking for anything until she had finished her second cup of coffee.

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

Have to stay sane somehow!

Oh the humanity

KKGator comments on May 9, 2018:

Over-achiever.

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

@zorialoki Whaddaya mean? That's where it happened!

Skittles and bits

Squirrel comments on May 9, 2018:

Aaaan I'm a diabetic

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

All I can tell you is..."Dive, dive, dive!!!"

Skittles and bits

Squirrel comments on May 9, 2018:

Check out this skittles spoof commercial https://vimeo.com/31659637

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

Yeah, that is great & presented as a real commercial on some YT sites!

Why are mornings so nice when you stay up until them and so awful when you wake up to them? Ugh.

Mofferatu comments on May 9, 2018:

You'd think that with us being the devil's (or devil worshippers or whatever we're meant to be) and the devil being morning Star, we would love the mornings.

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

Ah, but also the Evening Star!

Here is the worst Mother's Day t-shirt I have ever seen. Please don't hate me.

zorialoki comments on May 9, 2018:

Actually it is rather amusing

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Yes, but the timing makes it all the more telling! Remember, bad taste is encouraged here! (&, yes, it is bad taste, but most Memes tend to at least lean that way!)

Here is the worst Mother's Day t-shirt I have ever seen. Please don't hate me.

Emme comments on May 9, 2018:

Continue assholery! ROFLMAO Which reminds me... Worst mothers day ever...ALL 3 sick with stomach flu. Fighting over 2 bathrooms, with barf buckets, not a dry pillow, blanket or towel in the house! Hurray!

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

Oh, the joy that must have been!

Give me some face..

mistymoon77 comments on May 9, 2018:

Oh I got a bunch... I'm pregnant, its yours You smell like ass The barn door is open The cops are coming I see dead people My meds wore off Let go let god 5 dolla suckie suckie The warts are gone Let's have some fun Quick, hide the bodies

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

@Captnron59 Gotta agree here, most of those I sure don't want to hear!

HOW does that happen?

Johnsalterego comments on May 9, 2018:

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phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

LOL!

GF's have no morals

Shelton comments on May 9, 2018:

It happens. I have had affairs with married woman in the past. I would never do it again.

phxbillcee replies on May 9, 2018:

Not worth the drama or potential gunshot wounds!