What are two things you would change in your life that you know would make it significantly better?.

Bierbasstard comments on May 1, 2018:

What you said. I definitely need to move more especially now that the weather has finally broken.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@Stacey48 LOL! You've changed your avatar, also!!! It's officially an epidemic! May Day metamorphoses!

Well that's useful then.

Ronjames438 comments on May 1, 2018:

Hello there

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

Hello! Welcome! Post, respond & comment & grow, little one! There's a lot to do on this site, Enjoy!

Well that's useful then.

CaroleKay comments on May 1, 2018:

I want to fill in the missing pieces...

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

Beat me to it! Yeah, first thing I thought of!

Good old George...

MsDemeanour comments on May 1, 2018:

And that's why there will always be people who believe in ghosts, gods, zodiacs and the power of crystals.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@DeeTee But, seriously...(lol)

Somebody can't spell.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Oh look,a job for me!

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

From the looks of your photo, you've already applied!!!

What are two things you would change in your life that you know would make it significantly better?.

Bierbasstard comments on May 1, 2018:

What you said. I definitely need to move more especially now that the weather has finally broken.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@Stacey48 Let's enjoy it while we can!

What are two things you would change in your life that you know would make it significantly better?.

Rugglesby comments on May 1, 2018:

hmmmm, dumping our 4 major political parties and installing a new economic system would be a start for me.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@Stacey48 Unfortunately, changing Australia's parties won't help us Yanks. I'm afraid we'll have to do that on our own!

Well that is a nice ass tomato

CaroleKay comments on May 1, 2018:

Just the fact that someone took the time to put a cartoon crustacean holding $$ on it makes me happy.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

You, too? Okay, I give up, I'll do a May Day change, too! & I agree, the tomato by itself would've worked, but the animation just kicks it up a notch!

If this becomes an emoticon women will have a field day

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Why we need more women in tech.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@Blindbird It's ok, dear. I'll be there to catch them!

The Brutal Rejection Letter The Avengers Sent Deadpool [youtube.com]

cava comments on May 1, 2018:

The rejection letter was a Ryan Reynolds's gag.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

Yeah, the video says that.

Trump's Michigan Rally Goes Off the Rails: A Closer Look [youtube.com]

gater comments on May 1, 2018:

Trump is brilliant - if you don't realize that - then you arent.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@gater You have got to be kidding me? The man acts as if he is drunk or senile most of the time. & FYI, my IQ isn't shabby, I think I'd be able to recognize genius in another. tRump isn't one, no matter what he says about "the best words" or his obvious failure at being such a great businessman! Prove he is a genius by any action of his! Genius my pale patootie! He's a & an idiot & many that have worked with him have said just that!

Ricky G, he's the bomb

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ZOwNK6n9U

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@mistymoon77 The man is a treasure!

A sequel to my last Cyanide & Happiness! Privacy - Cyanide & Happiness [youtube.com]

SonderOpia comments on May 1, 2018:

LOL.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@SonderOpia Not going to point out the obvious, but, get your hand smacked as you're busy &...

It's all in the spirit of environmentalism, of course.

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Yeah, but they'll all get chopped down to make paper towels.....

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@ejbman Seemed to be apropos!

How do you do this?

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 1, 2018:

1. Sometimes 7.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

Same. Sometimes 2 or 5 if it's late at night & I don't want to turn a light on or am taking a dump, too. Don't think I could pull off #11.

What If Ebola Infected The Whole World?

psycheworks comments on May 1, 2018:

It would be a bleeding mess

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

Literally! Wouldn't be pretty, that's for sure!

Darwinism? Aron Ra [youtube.com]

psycheworks comments on May 1, 2018:

Nice

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

The guy is good, very good!

I just changed my photo to show a different side of myself

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Teehee you're going to make @phxbillcee have a paranoia flare.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

Butt, butt, that's not true! Thought it seems to be a mini-epidemic!

I just reposted on a post I posted on 3 months ago.

btroje comments on May 1, 2018:

did you have a different angle?

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

You, too? Everyone is changing avatars!

I just reposted on a post I posted on 3 months ago.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

There are new people all the time. May as well spread the love.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

Is everybody celebrating May Day by changing their avatars???

An Atheist Goes to Church - Unitarian Universalist Church Review [youtube.com]

psycheworks comments on May 1, 2018:

So when would an atheist go to church

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

To observe & report!

Quiz Show (Bible Contradictions) - YouTube

paul1967 comments on May 1, 2018:

That's a new one or at least one I haven't seen before. Thank you Beehappy

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

Non-stampcollector has been on YT for years. This one is about 8 years old itself. He's got a bunch of them.

Human Bone Reveals How Much Radiation Hiroshima Bomb Released — And It's Staggering ...

psycheworks comments on May 1, 2018:

Looks like they meant to kill them then

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

Well, yeah, it was a bomb. But as it was the first "used" I don't think they had any idea at the time of many of the secondary effects. Hell, look how close they stationed troops so near the sites!

The first of May, the first of May! Outdoor sex begins today!

psycheworks comments on May 1, 2018:

Too bleedin cold here

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

Musn't buck tradition, we're going for a walk, woman!

Good luck with that last one, lol

mistymoon77 comments on May 1, 2018:

Then trying to log back in and screw up just one time.. its all over..

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@Livinlife & then you really can't come up with that last one!!!

Waiting patiently...

Rudy1962 comments on May 1, 2018:

LMAO

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

I can only say the same thing! LMAO!

Funny shit!

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Well, maybe 5 of the bunch. One I'm getting too old for. A few of the rest I don't have anything against. So, yeah, I'm warned. So ....fuckin'....what???? LOL

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@Blindbird, @DeeTee Smart-asses! I'm making a list! LOL No, more the "thug life", tho I was more thug-lite. Idolators I just think are silly, tho no big. Wiccans are technically another religion I guess, but have nothing against them. Yoga pants tend to cut off my circulation, so I don't wear them much anymore (JOKE). Have to admit, I like them on many women. Cutters I have sympathy for & want them to get help. & I'm not homosexual, but what they do is up to them.

Jordan Peterson Rebukes Audience for Not Taking Him Seriously During Matt Dillahunty Debate ...

Athos comments on May 1, 2018:

Peterson is a prick!

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

LOL, I agree. I him Chopra-lite!

45 is still blathering on about his wall.

FrayedBear comments on May 1, 2018:

No health and safety in those days. I'm surprised that the snowflakes haven't had the video banned. No why would DJT block you for sharing this with him. Are you aware that the women who built Trump Tower for him has just joined Ag.com?

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@nvrnuff Her site name is nobullshithere.

45 is still blathering on about his wall.

FrayedBear comments on May 1, 2018:

No health and safety in those days. I'm surprised that the snowflakes haven't had the video banned. No why would DJT block you for sharing this with him. Are you aware that the women who built Trump Tower for him has just joined Ag.com?

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@nvrnuff Yeah, he's known for stiffing his help, but I doubt in her case. She seems sharp as hell. She's a member of this site now, so you can ask her!

Trump's Michigan Rally Goes Off the Rails: A Closer Look [youtube.com]

gater comments on May 1, 2018:

Trump is brilliant - if you don't realize that - then you arent.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

LMFAO!!!!! I love good satire!

I assisted in helping some people with drug, alcohol.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Very much this. I wish I could show this to a friend of mine.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

I told you, I'm not giving up my beer!

45 is still blathering on about his wall.

FrayedBear comments on May 1, 2018:

No health and safety in those days. I'm surprised that the snowflakes haven't had the video banned. No why would DJT block you for sharing this with him. Are you aware that the women who built Trump Tower for him has just joined Ag.com?

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

& she does not have a opinion of him!

Ok Internetz you win

ballou comments on Apr 30, 2018:

LMAO...

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@Blindbird No, smart ass, but he's on TV constantly, & there is that infamous shot of him in tennis togs, so I can guesstimate his heft.

If this becomes an emoticon women will have a field day

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Why we need more women in tech.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@Nickbeee Looks like we're having that th in problem again.

Ok because it's on the clipboard: A New Zealander was talking to a N.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Damn, & on an atheist site another wishful thinker!

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@FrayedBear Wasn't referring to babies heads, but the 'fathers'! As in, the vag is that big but still needs to stretch to accommodate me.

Never mind.

Livinlife comments on May 1, 2018:

Good luck with that, lol

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

I like your new avatar!

It is amazing how even on this site some believe their opinions are the only ones that count ?

Riviks comments on May 1, 2018:

Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@RavenCT Beat me to it!

Take that, Cheetoh Man!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Michelle Wolf's "Disgraceful" Performance at the White House Correspondents' Dinner | The Daily Show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=243wWj9haKQ=push-u-sub=OHttr8K5MHVC7bRD-6

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@Jenmcjen He has been great that past few years, but because he's on later he doesn't get the credit that Colbert does. (Tho I love him, too!)

Chemical formula for ? Oh okay.

Captnron59 comments on May 1, 2018:

Nocho cheese!!

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

Nocho nacho!

One more.

Insectra comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Wow! That's a great shot! Those cicadas are big, tough insects. I'm surprised the mantis could hold on.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

Really! That would have been high-level Nature or such footage!

Yup, complete the 4 horsemen!

Sarahroo29 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Is it a good book?

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

It's very good. A bit of work, but well worth it! Dennett is the most accessible philosopher today, in my opinion/

Not all but, most.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

If you're cute enough, mine may be in it when you shake! (Learned that from Louis CK!) (We'll now see where this goes!)

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@Blindbird Not even with you, dear. Maybe especially not with you as I may not get it back!

Trump's Michigan Rally Goes Off the Rails: A Closer Look [youtube.com]

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 1, 2018:

Just got through watching that on tv. I still can't believe this idiot is our president.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

You are not the only one. & I thought 'W' was bad!!!

A sequel to my last Cyanide & Happiness! Privacy - Cyanide & Happiness [youtube.com]

SonderOpia comments on May 1, 2018:

LOL.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

Can you say, "Ouch!"???

Anyone sure what this is?

RavenCT comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Camera. Put a piece of tape - a towel - a post it note - over it? And maybe call the police? WTF.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@RavenCT You are not nearly paranoid conspiracy-minded enough for this site. We will be keeping an eye on you.

Anyone sure what this is?

ThorR comments on May 1, 2018:

Jiz on it. Thats usually the answer. Make them regret they put it there. Whatever it is.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

That may be what they're hoping for!

Anyone sure what this is?

ghettophilosopher comments on May 1, 2018:

Most likely just an ir receiver, although a very creepy looking one. Easy test... Cover it and try to use the remote. If the remote still works, then proceed to uncover it, remove all of your clothes and assume very compromising positions that you would never want to share with a stranger.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

Yep, turn those tables!

Moon and Saturn

nightowl comments on May 1, 2018:

how did you take this?

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

he didn't. no way!

Oatman, Arizona, some of the natives.

BeeHappy comments on May 1, 2018:

George, do they roam free?

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

oh yeah, they do!

Sort of a follow up on my previous post.

skado comments on May 1, 2018:

Thanks.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

I do my best. There is so much I'm into & I tend to be all over the place. I've had some complain, but all I can tell them is I won't slow down but that they can skip whatever they want!

Sometimes being an Atheist representative is just not an option.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

No, she meant well & has her own issues. No confrontation would have been appropriate, & you did not "acquiesce" as you didn't 'god' her back. I think you did the only proper thing to do, & I'm a bit of an activist saying this. It doesn't help us if we're dicks about it!

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@RavenCT Love you, too!

Jeff Beck - Blow by Blow (1975) FULL ALBUM Vinyl Rip [youtube.com]

Razorjelly comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Still dig Jeff playing a Les Paul.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

He just sang with it!

Jordan Peterson Rebukes Audience for Not Taking Him Seriously During Matt Dillahunty Debate ...

Proto comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Oh I need to come back this later, Youtube is blocked here at work. Someone tag me to remind me plz.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@Proto, here ya' go!

Jordan Peterson Rebukes Audience for Not Taking Him Seriously During Matt Dillahunty Debate ...

skado comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I love watching Peterson. He's such a goob.

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

Yep, Chopra lite!

Um dating, yes, I am here for dating.

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

lmao. Timing is beyond perfect with these.. thanks.. :) make me giggle ..

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@mistymoon77 Steal my car while you're at it! It's a '91 Mercury Grand Marquis & the trunk is huge!!!

Only time I run

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Prove it!

phxbillcee replies on May 1, 2018:

@Rudy1962 You went by so fast, it was just a blur!

Excuse me ?

SonderOpia comments on Apr 30, 2018:

How cute, that chicken hatched a dog. LOL

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Looks like a puppy to me.

Sometimes being an Atheist representative is just not an option.

AMGT comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Such a loving god... ?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

& dang, that's a scary new avatar! Have the trolls been that bad?

Sometimes being an Atheist representative is just not an option.

AMGT comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Such a loving god... ?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Yeah, IKR?!?

Sometimes being an Atheist representative is just not an option.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

No, she meant well & has her own issues. No confrontation would have been appropriate, & you did not "acquiesce" as you didn't 'god' her back. I think you did the only proper thing to do, & I'm a bit of an activist saying this. It doesn't help us if we're dicks about it!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@RavenCT YOU! Never! You may not be the sweetest in the world, but have to be one of the sweetest rationalists I've met! You great!

Um dating, yes, I am here for dating.

Coldo comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I'm starting too get real concerned about You!!! Lol ??? love the tied up guy.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@Caroleanne The same amount show up either way. You can compromise & do groups of 2 or 3. Or do the full 5 once you breakthrough, but I just figured I'd give you a tip if you're looking to level! (I'm still waiting for my sport's car!)

Familiar dating profiles.

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Is #1 where I've been going wrong all these years?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@Caroleanne I see what you did there!!! LOL

Um dating, yes, I am here for dating.

Coldo comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I'm starting too get real concerned about You!!! Lol ??? love the tied up guy.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@Caroleanne But if the foo shits??? Anyway, if you're shooting for points to level, post your memes separately. Get the same point for each as you would for the whole group!

Just no..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Well, it's not a beaver, so I'll pass!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@Nickbeee That was supposed to be a sexual inference you clueless limey! LOL!!!

Take that, Cheetoh Man!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Michelle Wolf's "Disgraceful" Performance at the White House Correspondents' Dinner | The Daily Show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=243wWj9haKQ=push-u-sub=OHttr8K5MHVC7bRD-6

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Seth Supports Michelle Wolf's White House Correspondents' Dinner Stand-Up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtZV_rFnI-4=TLGGw4YcJx0E9ZIzMDA0MjAxOA

Jordan Peterson Rebukes Audience for Not Taking Him Seriously During Matt Dillahunty Debate ...

ashortbeauty comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Listen here bucko! Lol

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

I have Matt's thought's on the conversation posted in the Simply Atheist group, if you're interested.

Sometimes being an Atheist representative is just not an option.

AmiSue comments on Apr 30, 2018:

You responded like a kind human, ‘nough said.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@RavenCT YAY!

Jordan Peterson Rebukes Audience for Not Taking Him Seriously During Matt Dillahunty Debate ...

Honestape comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I love cogent canine.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Same. There are a good handful of atheist sites worth watching, wish I could afford to support more of them.

We Could Find Aliens by Spotting Their Satellites [space.com]

chazwin comments on Apr 30, 2018:

There is no way to see a satellite on another planet. We can only know that other planets exist through them passing in front of stars. We cannot image those planets directly, but only speculate on their composition.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@MattHardy & the new satellites being readied for launch are even more precise, with greater discernment. Guaranteed to find more planets & moons & well, we'll see!

We Could Find Aliens by Spotting Their Satellites [space.com]

nicknotes comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Who knows if Aliens might be as small as an insect...perhaps the size of bacteria. They could be here now...maybe they gave you a cold this past winter.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

That may be the only aliens we ever find on other worlds, if any are to be found at all. When we speak of finding signs of life on Mars, or the moons of Jupiter or Saturn, nobody expects anything much more complicated than that.

Joni Mitchell - Hejira (1976) Full Album ://[www.youtube.com/watch?v=6If65D_DXS4]

CorinnaStone22 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Love this lady!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

One of the most amazing singer/songwriters of a generation, & it was a hell of a generation musically!

Welcome me! I’m new.

Spinliesel comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Welcome:https://youtu.be/5SHHxMNkMl4 Never knew anyone by that name: So here you are:

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@CorinnaStone22 Welcomed with songs, not bad, eh?

'Cork' Glacier Holding Back Sea Level Rise May Pop [livescience.com]

kenriley comments on Apr 30, 2018:

So a wave is coming.Maybe

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Always a maybe. Continually getting new data & refining the model.

O. M. G. No!

SonderOpia comments on Apr 30, 2018:

At least he's happy about it.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

As are those parents!

For all you cat lovers.

SonderOpia comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I just want the double points LOL.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

I've created a monster!!! LOL

Sacrificed Kids Had Their Hearts Ripped Out 550 Years Ago [livescience.com]

btroje comments on Apr 30, 2018:

thanks for sharing but not reading this:-)

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Can't really blame you, but it was a long time ago, if that helps!

Sacrificed Kids Had Their Hearts Ripped Out 550 Years Ago [livescience.com]

psycheworks comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Hey kid. instead of pocket money how would you like to be a sacrifice this weekend, said no parent ever.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Wish I could agree with you, but parents have sent their kids to do many strange things in the name of religion/politics!

Sacrificed Kids Had Their Hearts Ripped Out 550 Years Ago [livescience.com]

ashortbeauty comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Wow. Would really like to know more of the why on this one

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

We may never find out exactly. Just not enough evidence to do more than conjecture.

'Cork' Glacier Holding Back Sea Level Rise May Pop [livescience.com]

ashortbeauty comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Maybe with this study people will finally understand the severity of global warming

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@tnorman1236 & don't care!

'Cork' Glacier Holding Back Sea Level Rise May Pop [livescience.com]

psycheworks comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Your full of these joyful posts :-)

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Just the messenger! I wish I could spread better news, but,...

Fermi Paradox: Where Are the Aliens? [space.com]

psycheworks comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Staying as far away from this toxic species as possible if they have and sense

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Yeah, the old, "Take us to your leader." would not go well!!!

How Would Humanity React If We Really Found Aliens? [space.com]

knooien comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Stay friendly, they might be more then millions of years ahead of us...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

& if that's the case, not a thing we could do to hurt them anyway!

God will provide

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

& then symbolic blood sacrifice by the hack of foreskin to make up for not killing Isaac!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@Markus Ah, so there was a method to his madness! Because we're pretty sure there's lots of madness!

Placement is everything

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 30, 2018:

This coulda happened...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

But is what often leads to the deaths!

Placement is everything

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 30, 2018:

This coulda happened...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

But, this is more likely...

Might be an overreaction

Nickbeee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

That dude looks straight scary as hell lol.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

McConaughey at his best!

Oh, that's just with you, honey

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Is that Clinton?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Naw, he'd never be out with a woman that old! (excepting Hilary, if he couldn't help it)

Come again?

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 30, 2018:

There is a resemblance

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@ejbman & I don't think there was ever a Mona Lisa statue, tho, there was this...

Come again?

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 30, 2018:

There is a resemblance

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@ejbman Yeah, I was going,????, guys, a serious case of prosopagnosia!

It's all in the spirit of environmentalism, of course.

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Yeah, but they'll all get chopped down to make paper towels.....

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

John, use your sock!

Ok Internetz you win

ballou comments on Apr 30, 2018:

LMAO...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@Nickbeee Must have been of a much younger tRump. He's not near as 'svelte' now!!!

Very good kitty

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Non sequitur wins again! Now if I only had a metaphor to counter!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Or even a metathree!

Something is not right!

KKGator comments on Apr 30, 2018:

You know what's really 'not right'? Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere, polar bears in the Northern. ;)

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Maybe the bear is on a 'working vacation'??

God will provide

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

& then symbolic blood sacrifice by the hack of foreskin to make up for not killing Isaac!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@Markus Really? Just wondering what his thing with foreskins was.

Don't get mad it could be any of those...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I'm doing #4 to my computer screen now!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@Nickbeee Leonardo's unreleased figure studies. Of course, with him it probably would've been mostly boys!

In poor taste....Definitely! But too funny to refrain from sharing.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/more-women-think-shaving-pubic-hair-is-hygenic-despite-health-risks-a7110726.html%3famp Just gonna leave this here and go pic out my 'fro

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Let me know if you need any help with the 'corn-rows'!

They are mounting this... where exactly?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Gotta be on it's way to either D.C. or Dallas!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@Johnsalterego Well, besides the obvious (Jerry Jones), TX has not been nice to me in general, especially back in my "hitchin'" days. & I think the city is tacky as hell, architecturally.

I knew they had a purpose

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 30, 2018:

So I'm supposed to throw my ex at it?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@Johnsalterego You don't want to hang them too low. The bough may bend & let their feet reach the ground!

We need gifs here. ;)

ballou comments on Apr 30, 2018:

LOL

phxbillcee replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Wish I could argue the point, but...can't!