I had to put my tuxedo to sleep this afternoon.

nightowl comments on Apr 27, 2018:

oh, man. im so sorry. the only thing that even made it possible for me to do the same thing was what everyone kept telling me- it's the ultimate love you could show him. and you and i know that is true. we dont want them to suffer at all- AT ALL. shit, humans? meh..animals? that's our job- we make ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

No. I'm going, "Thank you for understanding & reaching out." Thank you!

Very true...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Well, not for dental work, those teeth are the whitest I've ever come across!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Markus You knew someone was gonna say it!

Peace, everybody. How's it going?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

3:15 here & I have to be up at 6:00, gotta try at least!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@ZJayPo If not immediate peace, alcoholic solace!

I had to put my tuxedo to sleep this afternoon.

kmdskit3 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Pour some beer on the floor for me. Keep him in your memory. Sorry man.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Will do! Thanks!

I had to put my tuxedo to sleep this afternoon.

WileEQuixote comments on Apr 27, 2018:

So very sorry.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Thanks, bro! I sincerely appreciate it!

I had to put my tuxedo to sleep this afternoon.

Plainjane comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I'm sorry about your sweet kitty. I'm sure his life with you was awesome.I know it doesn't soften the blow of losing him, but it's good to know he didn't suffer and you were with him. I know what you're going through. I had to put my sweet Ollie to sleep before Thanksgiving last year. I still ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

A toast to yours! Thank you!

I had to put my tuxedo to sleep this afternoon.

Iamdorkyanddaft comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I'm so sorry. We just lost a fur baby last week and we are still heartbroken.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

It doesn't go easy, even when one has been thru it before. I'm sorry for you, too! Hang in there, & thank you!

I had to put my tuxedo to sleep this afternoon.

ZJayPo comments on Apr 27, 2018:

So sorry for your loss! I can't imagine the feelings you have right now. I really think our pets knowhow much e really care and I feel like they consider us one of their own! I've had pets die but it was mostly sudden so again, I can't imagine. I'll toast to Bud this evening when I get off work! ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Thanks, bro! I appreciate the toast & the sentiment! Peace!

Ben Carson's HUD Is Brutalizing Low Income Americans [youtube.com]

ashley44 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Yes, I was horrified when I heard what he wants to do with low income housing. Trump and Carson have got to be two of the dumbest human beings on our planet. Can anyone imagine Carson performing brain surgery on them when he was still practicing medicine?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Wouldn't let that somnambulant weirdo anywhere near me!

Cougars

Emme comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I prefer my naps poolside. I can keep one eye on my poolboy & one on my margarita!??

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Emme & feel free to PM me at any time, no strings. I'm not a child & won't read love into a friendly mssg. I already have a harem! Well, a great handful of lady friends that mssg with me all the time, just 'cause, well, just 'cause! All of them are "Memers...", but one, & she's from "Trump Pinata"!

Cougars

Emme comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I prefer my naps poolside. I can keep one eye on my poolboy & one on my margarita!??

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Emme I got your back, & I'm sure that goes for many here (in Memes) we are fairly close-knit, & I think looked down on by many of the others, but I don't really care! Especially today as I just put down one of my cats (well, had the vet do it) & am not in my cheeriest mood. Also consuming mass quantities!

Men choices

Emme comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Hurray! We get to choose as well!?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Emme Still not the same, & I don't think will be in our, or at least my, lifetime.

OH gosh ...

Mofferatu comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Nothing like rubbing salt in the wound.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Emme A garbled "see a man cry". pay no attention. He's English, so can't speak American! LMAO!

Little reminder of summer time fun for guys

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

???? @mistymoon77, do you want to update your profile???

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Captnron59 Really! We surely don't want her to change sides!

He who casts the first.. hold on

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

At least give it 24 hours, dude!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Nickbeee I meant that I posted this last night! LOL

I had to put my tuxedo to sleep this afternoon.

MermaidSuzy888 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I'm so sorry about your cat, Tuxedo. I often wonder if our fur babies understand how much we love them & what they mean to us. Have a beer & drink a toast to Tuxedo.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@MermaidSuzy888 & in his honor, I'm actually drinking Bud, which I never do unless they're free! So, a Bud for a Bud! He was a good Buddy!

I had to put my tuxedo to sleep this afternoon.

MermaidSuzy888 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I'm so sorry about your cat, Tuxedo. I often wonder if our fur babies understand how much we love them & what they mean to us. Have a beer & drink a toast to Tuxedo.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@MermaidSuzy888 Not your fault, & don't feel bad. I didn't state his name, so on me. You were nice enough to offer condolences, & I thank you. If you do, give a toast to him too! He was a sweetie!

OH gosh ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I see y'all got the same brand across the pond!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Nickbeee Always been a bit too salty for me. I prefer Chinese mustard. Nice tang with little burn. Almost perfect!

Men choices

Emme comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Hurray! We get to choose as well!?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Emme I really hope it doesn't come to that. In the end, a sex robot is still a form of masturbation, tho possibly a superior one! Still not the same as real human companionship. I'll settle for hassles & wrassles, bitches & glitches to find someone that wants to spend time with me! Yeah, I know better, but, I'm still a bit of a romantic & hope springs eternal. I know I'll probably die alone, but, I'm sorta getting used to it.

Nightmare fuel.

Emme comments on Apr 27, 2018:

In a German accent, 'Burntwurst'!?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

LOL!

Nightmare fuel.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

What's really sad is that is probably not the worst some women have seen!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Vipyr82 Final stages of the clap! Yeah, not a pretty sight!

Ben Carson's HUD Is Brutalizing Low Income Americans [youtube.com]

VictoriaNotes comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Because they need more money to pay for the tax cuts to corporations and billionaires, not to mention over a trillion being spent on subsidies for the wealthy, including housing. https://www.thenation.com/article/who-benefits-most-from-housing-subsidies-the-wealthy/ (Who benefits most from ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

& because the tax cuts are leading to an increase in the deficit 'entitlements' will be next. Which was their goal all along!

Cosby roast

Nickbeee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Oohhhh .. I couldn't believe it at first then after reading the one woman evidence I was a bit stunned !! He is a right creepy fucker lol

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Emme We love you, too!

I had to put my tuxedo to sleep this afternoon.

RainbowChel comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Sorry for your loss, it sucks but sounds like it was the right thing to do *weird internet stranger hug*

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Not weird at all. Thank you!

I had to put my tuxedo to sleep this afternoon.

vita comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I'm really sorry. Had to do that, most recently, back in early 2016. Sobbed my eyes out.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Still kinda close myself.

I had to put my tuxedo to sleep this afternoon.

I_dont_know comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I watched the veterinarian put down one of my cats, a tuxedo, she was "daddy's girl". I'm sorry I did. Since then, I've let the vet take them in the back of the clinic to do what they have to do. Sorry to hear about you loss. IMO, I prefer to let the tears come, then I can come out of it at the ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

I couldn't leave him alone at the end. I felt I owed him that, even after the first shot zonked him out. I was given the option, & I understand your choice, but if I can't 'do the deed', I won't leave him alone to face it.

I had to put my tuxedo to sleep this afternoon.

MermaidSuzy888 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I'm so sorry about your cat, Tuxedo. I often wonder if our fur babies understand how much we love them & what they mean to us. Have a beer & drink a toast to Tuxedo.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Not to cavil, but his name was Bud & he was a tuxedo, I probably mis-spoke. I'm having multiple beers!

I've apparently been blocked by someone based solely on my viewing her profile. lol

Donto101 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Wow I only use my phone for this site. And I’m horrible remembering names but great at remembering faces. And the profile pic is so tiny next to people’s posts and comments it hard for me to see. So I click on them so I can see who comments are who’s and try and put user names with faces. I ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Akfishlady &, you changed it again! You're getting me dizzy(er)!

I don't expect pro gun people to believe me, but the NRA is lying to you.

Shawno1972 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

The NRA takes the extreme and unreasonable-seeming position simply because most people who want gun control *do* actually want a gun-free country even if they won't admit it. The NRA is waging combat against an ever-growing nanny state. While I am not necessarily a fan of the NRA, I don't mind the ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Shawno1972 Jeez! I also said, "I don't resort to wishful thinking...". At least don't cherry pick like xtian apologists do, & for the same reason! Wanting to live in a world without guns is like wanting to live in a world without disease. Ain't happenin' anytime soon, so stop that false, idiotic trope! In other words, stop lying & stop putting words in people's mouths! You are so typical of the ammosexuals that won't listen & won't budge! Just really sad!

I had to put my tuxedo to sleep this afternoon.

AmiSue comments on Apr 27, 2018:

So sorry. So painful. I’ve been there.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Unfortunately not my first time, either. It doesn't get any easier.

A New Origin Story for Mars's Moons, & Proto-Clusters, SciShowSpace [youtube.com]

mtnhome comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Nice to know, but won't change my bucket list any.... those moons were never on it.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Not the ideal vacation spots!

Who wore it better?

AustinSkepticus comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Obi Wan is the best Jesus. There can only be one lol.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Mofferatu But, I draw the line at Juans!

Little reminder of summer time fun for guys

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

If my balls are flapping don't bother clapping

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

I doubt you'll have that problem!

Little reminder of summer time fun for guys

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

???? @mistymoon77, do you want to update your profile???

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@mistymoon77 Not so much the hairy legs, as y'all are just getting out of winter. It's that other that might change your whole dating thing!

Cougars

Emme comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I prefer my naps poolside. I can keep one eye on my poolboy & one on my margarita!??

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Emme Tho I know you don't need it, you can always let me know if some fool bothers you. I obviously won't be punching him out, but you can be sure I will chew him out. & I'm in the mood to do it right now!

Eric getting around during the last big storm...

LEPeff comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Eric has a much nicer ass than I imagined!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@LEPeff thought it would!

Who wore it better?

AustinSkepticus comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Obi Wan is the best Jesus. There can only be one lol.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Mofferatu I want a Wan Ton!

Interesting choice of words there! lol

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

My old nickname

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Disney?

Remember, this is the Onion! Should The Browns Use The First Overall Pick On A Once-In-A-Generation...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

That was my ex's nickname

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

The Onion or The Brown's???

Congrats to @phxbillcee - the first user to make it to Level 9!

btroje comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Holy cow! Will he ever speak to us again?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@ailurophile Fibber! I talk to everybody, even you peons! LOL

This is actually an accurate analogy of how I felt most of the time working at a 911 center But ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

& I bet they hate you for that!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Freespirit64 Don't reward them for being assholes! LOL

'White Holes' May Be the Secret Ingredient in Mysterious Dark Matter [space.com]

Lukian comments on Apr 27, 2018:

second post on this subject

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

It happens!

Cougars

Emme comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I prefer my naps poolside. I can keep one eye on my poolboy & one on my margarita!??

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Dang, girl! You gotta warn a body when you're gonna change your avatar!!!

Release your pain

SonderOpia comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Here's the truth. I'm here for the first comment so I get double points.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

LOL

Furry Friends

SonderOpia comments on Apr 27, 2018:

First, double points!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

LOL, Now you're telling on yourself!

Why I'm no longer invited on road trips

SonderOpia comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Love it

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@SonderOpia Less than 600 to go!!!

Yes! And I have three days off after today. Woohoo!

ballou comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I can't share an image here?? Fuck it!!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Why not?

This is a hoot! OMG?

Captnron59 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Getting the crowd involved is the cincher... even though she isn't very good!!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Yep, only Simon ever has the rocks to go against the audience.

thingsthatjustdontmakesense

Captnron59 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

That's just fucked up.. I'm now a little bit discouraged about what I do on here... don't like having shit taken without answers from @admin. We don't have a direct connection to admin to talk things over. That needs to be changed. I'm very reluctant to post now. Sorry Bill but I needed to get to ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Captnron59 Senate will be listed in "Groups".

thingsthatjustdontmakesense

Captnron59 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

That's just fucked up.. I'm now a little bit discouraged about what I do on here... don't like having shit taken without answers from @admin. We don't have a direct connection to admin to talk things over. That needs to be changed. I'm very reluctant to post now. Sorry Bill but I needed to get to ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Captnron59 Click on agnostic.com above left. Yellow square above left click on 'feedback & suggestions'.

Would be a good 'Yo Mama' joke...

Captnron59 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

And that old Dodge sucks up the gas!!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Captnron59 He lived with her! Otherwise, he'd be all over it!

Swiss Scientists Perform Massive Test of 80-Year-Old, 'Spooky' Quantum Paradox [livescience.com]

psycheworks comments on Apr 27, 2018:

and we are all entangled quantum soup too :-)

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

OK, don't go all Deepak Chopra on us!!!

Happy B-Day, Kate Pierson! Mix - The B-52's [youtube.com]

ballou comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I like this collaboration with Kate and Iggy Pop. https://youtu.be/6bLOjmY--TA

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

I hadn't caught that one before! Thanks!

This is supposed to be about things and stuff so I can get some points to get to level 8.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 26, 2018:

You'll get there. Keep plugging.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@EricTrommater It's that damn peanut butter!

Peace, everybody. How's it going?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

3:15 here & I have to be up at 6:00, gotta try at least!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@ZJayPo Not today. Have to bring one of my cats in to be put down this afternoon. Won't be a good day at all!

The death of democracy: Why the radical Left may end up killing what it loves, The BigThink ...

doug6352 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

The radical left loves democracy? You mean like Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Pol Pot, Castro, & Maduro? What does the radical left have to do with democracy? They believe in one person, one vote, one time only. Once you vote away your freedom for the promises of a socialist paradise your freedom ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

LMAO!!!

Any GISHers out there?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Is that fans of Lillian Gish???

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Remi More than you wanted to know... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lillian_Gish

Cosby roast

Nickbeee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Oohhhh .. I couldn't believe it at first then after reading the one woman evidence I was a bit stunned !! He is a right creepy fucker lol

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Emme It doesn't mean we won't tease you, we just won't assault or abuse you! Giving a hard time is sort of the norm around here, tho!

I don't need the carbs. Thank you

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Give and take...you gotta do your part too...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

That's why god invented 69!

Men choices

Emme comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Hurray! We get to choose as well!?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Hey, goose & gander & all that! If they get perfected & affordable it will be the one thing that eventually curbs overpopulation!

I was robbed at gunpoint

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Too-packed Thats-sure?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Fiddy Tons?

Lol...the struggle is real!

ashortbeauty comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Number five works for me. I'm fit as a fiddle

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Oh, really?...

Stay off her!!!

ashortbeauty comments on Apr 27, 2018:

No **kid**ding!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Nickbeee You don't get out of "Memes..." much, do you???

How do cats hold their joints?

ashortbeauty comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Definitely the second one. Closer to licking themselves that way ?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Nickbeee My imagination doesn't want it!

Tougher than nails

Nickbeee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

LMFAO!! Luckily I have never threatened to stab anyone Those Capri sun are a fucking nightmare though and if anything could drive you to violence its that!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Captnron59 You really want an answer?

Tougher than nails

DenoPenno comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I don't threaten to stab people. I just look at those who threaten to stab me with disdain. I hate no one (except Dolt45) and I have no known enemies.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Captnron59 LOL! We've corrupted others!

Umm... it's protocol

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Probably really happens. Funny thing, I never get picked though?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Johnsalterego & now I can't...that was NOT nice!

QUOTO OF THE DAY! 'The President is a Few Bulbs short of a Chandelier,' Esquire

AnneWimsey comments on Apr 27, 2018:

And..it is one dim chandelier!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

& all gold! Tacky as hell!

Just can't get enough of this.

Lincster45 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

The uploader has not made this video available in your country... really pisses me off.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

I'd check to see if older one's are, maybe it's just a sort of 'time-release'???

Return policy

ashortbeauty comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I've slept in a cart before. It leaves ya all marketed up. Oh wait I mean marked up

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Freudian slip there, dear?

Job interview...

ashortbeauty comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Don't play. No-one calls the next day lol

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@ashortbeauty Are you kidding! Somebody is willing to have sex with me & I won't call back??? Even if the "interview" wasn't a smash, I'd still be nice & polite enough to acknowledge the effort!!!

Maybe this explains Nickbee's cheery disposition

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Who's that foxy thing over there?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

You poor man, it has been awhile, hasn't it?!?

The death of democracy: Why the radical Left may end up killing what it loves, The BigThink ...

ashortbeauty comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Sorry. I tried watching her but the more I listen to her drone on the more depressed I feel ? moving right along...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Sort of a depressing subject, unfortunately.

Eric getting around during the last big storm...

LEPeff comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Eric has a much nicer ass than I imagined!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

LOL, that's not Eric, look down!

Eric getting around during the last big storm...

Mofferatu comments on Apr 27, 2018:

He's got a sweet ride.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Captnron59 Depends on your definition! Sweet ass?

Happy Birthday, FLOTUS - The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper [youtube.com]

Captnron59 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

He did that thing... LMAO

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

tRump has the best words!

Would be a good 'Yo Mama' joke...

Captnron59 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

And that old Dodge sucks up the gas!!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

loved that show!

Author, author...

Captnron59 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Plus they were delusional as hell!!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Some funky plants are native to desert climes!

thingsthatjustdontmakesense

Captnron59 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

That's just fucked up.. I'm now a little bit discouraged about what I do on here... don't like having shit taken without answers from @admin. We don't have a direct connection to admin to talk things over. That needs to be changed. I'm very reluctant to post now. Sorry Bill but I needed to get to ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Captnron59 Did you find where to send a mssg to admin?

thingsthatjustdontmakesense

Captnron59 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

That's just fucked up.. I'm now a little bit discouraged about what I do on here... don't like having shit taken without answers from @admin. We don't have a direct connection to admin to talk things over. That needs to be changed. I'm very reluctant to post now. Sorry Bill but I needed to get to ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Captnron59 No, I believe anyone Level 7 or above can 'join' the Senate & they're Beta-ing a chat feature once a day.

You just can't make this shit up...

Mofferatu comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I guess this is one way to cure my addiction to my devices.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

I guess you'll have to go...retro!!!

Eric getting around during the last big storm...

Mofferatu comments on Apr 27, 2018:

He's got a sweet ride.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

He's got a sweet rider!

Key & Peele - Turbulence - Uncensored [youtube.com]

Captnron59 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

No videos!!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Captnron59 & I thank you for helping out!

Fox News' Sean Hannity Exposed as a Gigantic Hypocrite and Fraud [youtube.com]

SurvivorSteph comments on Apr 26, 2018:

It’s not a sex scandal, but do you think it’s enough to get him off the air?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Probably not. they've lost so many other "hosts" & advertisers, & I think he's their biggest money maker right now.

It really would

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Just like the real thing it appears to be a puzzle too...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Emme Some are, takes ages to chew through...oh, that's not quite what you meant, was it? Ooops!

Captions!!

tiredjusttired comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I always have em on usually makes me say what because I thought it was something different some shows n movie's have bad quality sound for voice but blow u away on background music n noises I fill much more absorbing of whatever it is if I can read, hear n watch everything.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

there are a number of movies & tv shows that have done this, & usually just when the drama is building. The voices get lower & the soundtrack gets louder...very, very aggravating!

This could be an SNL skit.

Emme comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I couldn't even watch to completion.?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Sounds familiar...Oh, yeah, what women say when we're making love!

Never gets old, an SNL Classic.

TampaHeathen comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Face it, we're old and so is this. Definite classic tho. Another favorite of mine is Garrett Morris doing "I'm Gwonna Get Me A Shotgun".

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@TampaHeathen Or the Chase/Pryor 'interview'!

Ok, I finally have a worthwhile suggestion to add to that billion thing "to do list" you've got ...

Emme comments on Apr 26, 2018:

You could copy/paste my profile rant & pretty much get left in peace. Feel free & be my guest.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@btroje Was going to ask the same thing, but was afraid that would make me one!

Why do elephants have flat feet?

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I heard a bad racial variant of this talking about the gooey stuff between elephants goes.... I like this one better

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Yeah, the "slow natives".

One of my more neurotic creations.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Basswood is one of the most popular woods for the carving of decorative decoys & similar wildlife carving. One of the best for carving in general! (Used to carve decorative & working decoys for a living & helped teach classes on it!)

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@DotLewis Elkton, MD, Chesapeake Bay area. Lot's of duck hunters & lovers out there. About 25 yrs ago or so. Did many shows in the area.

I didn't know about this group.

Nickbeee comments on Apr 26, 2018:

This group does not exist .. you have not seen us ! ;)

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@evidentialist Johnny Cash never said that!!!

I didn't know about this group.

lbusche comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Irritate away. You will have competition

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@evidentialist Oh, really? You haven't seen much of me, have you? LOL

I didn't know about this group.

David1955 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Think of us as Deep State of Agnostic.com :-)

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@evidentialist Not under MY covers!

Some days...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2018:

How come when I say "fuck it, fuck it, fuck it" it doesn't work the same way???

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Emme Ain't gonna deny it! (Nobody would believe me if I did!)

Scientists Peer Across the Universe and Find an Ancient Galactic Collision [space.com]

Anemynous comments on Apr 27, 2018:

The Milky Way itself is slated to collide with the Andromeda Galaxy in about 4 Billion years. Check it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P1xKh_kZFU

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

I'm already packed!

And to spoil the 'Rock' Memes I just posted!!!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 26, 2018:

You're totally a rockstar.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

@Blindbird Why yes, yes I would!

I would buy ice cream there

Proto comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Okay Morty!! Mint Chocolate Chip please!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Or a really good peach!

I would buy ice cream there

Proto comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Okay Morty!! Mint Chocolate Chip please!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Still partial to a good coffee ice cream. Yeah, I'm weird!

Why I'm no longer invited on road trips

SonderOpia comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Love it

phxbillcee replies on Apr 27, 2018:

Getin' in all those 'double-point' first comments I see! The quest to level up continues!