Disturbing.

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

& we surely don't want this weirdo as prez, either! Maybe that's why tRump picked him!

I see a little silhouette of a man....

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

If Freddie came back to do it, it would scare me, too!

If only....

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Or, I need to find a woman who will support me in the manner I wish to become accustomed to!

The cat has a point!

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

I hear Catch & Release is quite effective!

Keep some perspective!

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

I guess it just has to be said again... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6ugTmCYMk

Richard Dawkins - "What if you're wrong?" South Park [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Richard Dawkins Dies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrcQAYS9JtY

So many great lines....

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

These will also come in handy...

Hello y'all.

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Welcome!

Mona Lisa smile

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

I like this one better...

Believe it....

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

A variation of my usual 'roadkill' response...

Dave Hunt is stupid

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Damn straight...

Really smart people

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Gotta be PETA idiots!

Whoda thought?

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Too late, 'cause I couldn't understand them after!

Hinduism is claimed to be a way of life as opposed to a religion

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Think that's more Buddhism or Confucianism, but still, all quite questionable.

Well, I'd have to check it to be sure.

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

& they'll even wax it!

That can happen.

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Such a shame they weren't imaginary troopers!

We’re fucked

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

May take awhile, we know they can't fly here!

Postmodernism? Really?

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

What, they have fornication but no mention of masturbation?!?

Like a rock.....

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

Not that I really care, but just for the sake of equal time...

I'm here to amuse you?

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfcy15ZUE2c

F is for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me.....

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

I really don't think you want one of my kidneys!!! I can probably set you up with a queen, tho!

I'd probably never figure out how to program it...

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

Used to always have my coffee maker programmed to get started before the alarm was set to go off!

No Words Needed

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

Bambi all grown up!

PB&J of course

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

A Dagwood Special, as that takes lots of time to do right!

Kids these days

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

LOL!!!

Murphy's Law..

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

So true! & the way this is phrased you'd think it would be done by the 'Dos Equis' guy! (yep, knew it had to be out there!)

Another reason adulting doesn't work.

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

I'm doing pretty good, then, I usually catch it in about 10 minutes!!! LOL

Not like this but it made me snort giggle.

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

I use my aftershave as my deodorant, so never have that problem.

How fun would that be!

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

At most times!

Wifi water

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

That thought should have stayed in the shower! LOL

That's a lot of wood you're swinging...

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

This says it for me...

It's also National Geek Day [en.wikipedia.org]

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

The 2 days do seem to go together!

HAPPY TOWEL DAY! ".

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

Also nice to have with you...

Next time kids misbehave.....

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

Why waste good food on the 'gators???

Talk about blind faith...

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

Hey! Blind Faith was a great group! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN1J5sMv28Q=PLIjkHGKwbuLkz49fpdJ-LfEoW95arp7s-

He's such a joke.

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

LOL! & they loaded up on water & everything!

Don't have a clue

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

The butt touch is probably why they're crying in the first place!

So lame.....

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

...but you posted it anyhow!!!

Gift time without regifting

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

Remember, you get what you pay for. The $9.99 comes from a bucktooth farmboy with a retainer!

Here are the "Topics" for groups.

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

News, unless you consider that under Society/Culture & Space, unless you consider that under Science.

So far everyone has ignored poor Marvin...

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

Everyone always does!

That's intense.

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

Been holding that in for way too long!

I might have stolen this from here

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

The same with a lot of the guys from here!

Them kid books aren't what they used to be.

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

You can see what made Rudy the man he is!

That pesky Tourette's again

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

Yeah, I try to blame it on Tourette's, too!

Perception vs reality

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

Yep, perception. & even the other islands are getting reduced tourist visits!

The law of unintended consequences in action

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

LOL! Maybe stick to haikus???

More for Towel Day

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

Of course, these can come in handy, too!

Don't be listening to Beyonce.

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Something like this...

Ah, the innocence of youth

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Some kids are just naturally good at this!

"Code brown" as they say in the hospital

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Then set your alarm for 7:45, fool!

There's evidence!

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Stormy has more than one pic!

That doesn't sound good.

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Fetus, not child. Or embryo, anyway, potential embryo. Don't think you'd want to cook up human unfertilized eggs the same way!

No ... not him too ... [cnn.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Ah, geez, not him, too.

I am SO psyched! Getting to see The Rev.

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Outstanding! Have a great time!

Bye bye peace prize

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Excellent!

The Lumineers - Ho Hey ://youtu.be/zvCBSSwgtg4

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

I like this tune/album!

Don't hate me because I'm going to see Tom Jones tonight!

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Is he touring with Englebert Humperdinck?

A Guy and His Girl Just Chillin'

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Wrong time for a booty !

Friends and Enemies

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Well, I'd say most of the folks in this group are friends. We may not have met formally, yet, but I already know we're all just as twisted, so that's a start!

Spongebob and Imagination

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

LOL!!!

Scientists explain Michael Jackson's 'impossible' anti-gravity tilt ...

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Yeah, those shoes only go so far, you have got to have the core & leg strength to really pull it off. If you notice in the second video in that article, when MJ is on stage with 4 other dancers, he still out leans most of them. I wouldn't even try it at this point in my life, just asking for trouble!

I prefer it.

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

May as well have a beer & a burger while getting shot down!

So that's where that lamp came from!

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Or, that's where my lampshade went!

Shh...don't tell anyone.

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Don't really think I want to marry a Prince, not that I haven't had offers, mind you!!!

She did just that.

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

He looks cozy. She looks protective!

That pretty much says it.

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Is that Jimmy Fallon? No wonder that cheerleader is so trying to get his attention! But, that's probably his wife next to him, the ultimate 'cock-block'!!!

How are there no memes about having to finger this thing for an hour just to get the nail polish ...

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

If I'm gonna finger that thing for an hour I expect something in return! LOL Not really wearing much polish these days (or any days, actually) so I'll save my finger until I'm married!

Waste not want not.

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

More useful, but I bet just as rough on the ass as it is on the mind!

Don't hate me because I'm going to see Tom Jones tonight!

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Bring an extra pair of panties so you can throw a pair at him! I hear that's traditional at these things.

In Context

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

I have a few for this...

Blast off!

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

I think a lot of religions would like to keep the majority of humanity on the serf/peon level. Keep us too busy at manual labor so that we don't have time to think for ourselves or look above the fields we till!

Spiritual Batman

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Well, that fixed that, didn't it?!?

I'll use this irl

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Well, he was honest on both, that's got to count for something!

Aging sux....

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

We always see the younger 'us' that we have in our minds. The more delusional I'd guess the younger we seem to ourselves! I'm surprised I'm not seeing around 5 or 6!!! LOL

Better options

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

To be honest, I don't know if I ever originally meant to behave!

I concur......

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Sometimes the more it seems someone 'has their shit together', the more stress that you may not see is building up. Sometimes just, "I made it through the day" has got to suffice.

Good place to get your fustrations out

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Love how they're promoting a crime! Knowingly buying stolen goods can close a pawn shop down real quick!

The smell of pooperee in the air.

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Talk about spoiling the mood! LOL Actually, tho, for most of us in this group, we'd find this hilarious & know we picked the right 'mate'!

I loathe sportsball but I'm a Jets fan now and other fun on Doug's Darkworld: [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Yep, tRump has cancelled the talks, & he so wants a Nobel! Screw the NFL! Unless another owner comes to the same decision as the Jet's owner has I will cease watching, 'cause the Jet's would have to another ass team. I'm a vet myself, & this is not the America I served for!

Anybody get a medallion you don't want anymore?

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Heck, at this point they may not even pull this off. & even if they do, after tRump's trashing of the Paris Accord & the deal with Iran, how can they trust anything he says?

Xtians have a problem with everyg

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Yeah, call Child Services JUST because a parent has ink. What about the child abuse from teaching little kids about hell & original sin!

Ha Haaaaa! ?

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Not if she puts on that heavy crown she can't! She may end up with a broken neck at this point!

I've learned how to accept that I am a beautiful young woman, and I don't listen to haters.

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Keep on keepin' on! You've been doing fantastic!

Always time for a taco

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/pink-taco-too-many-people-just-wont-eat-it-6643587

Feeling just a little...

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Just to be clear, you understand.

Somebody had a bad day...

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Miscalculated ju-u-ust that much!

Dr. Steve Brule Investigates Space | Flat Earth DEBUNKED - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

I usually like Reilley, but this went off the rails early.

Now for something almost entirely different?

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Knew nothing of it, but that's not really surprising as I'm not on the cutting ends of trends. Hell, wasn't even when I was part of the trends (in my youth).

Mary had a little lamb

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Mary's havin' Bar-B-Que, Bar-B-Que,...

Religion is like a penis...

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Nice metaphor! Great meme!

Sup ???

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Well, you've got poise, I'll say that!

I can relate.

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

The big toe can be just as bad, lost the nail on one from a 'stub'! Such a harmless-seeming word that, 'stub', but I guess collision doesn't really say it either!

Technology 101

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

& it started off so well!

Yes and yes!

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Yay! No Taco Bell or Denny's!!!

The easy button.

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

As Eric would say,...Memes are life! Plus, society can just continue its descent into madness & surrealism on its own!

Dark Humor

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

OK...dark, political & maybe insightful. I give it a seven, it's got a good beat & I can dance to it!

Hey Lisa, what kind of plant is this?

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Obviously a dogwood!

Donald Trump Urinal Meme

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

The only problem is how would you keep folk from peeing all over the damn thing?!? &, he'd probably like it!

Hey Lisa, what kind of plant is this?

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Obviously a dogwood!