The further adventures of Florida Man.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

I believe I stated this on the Red Lobster overeat...No. Fuckin'. Sympathy! Give 'em a Darwin Award, posthumously!

What in the world would this sound like?

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Get yabba-dabba-down?

Not all guys are jack of all trades like they think they are

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Shoulda used the cat on the test run!

Whatever floats your boat

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Be a lot of boat floatin' here...

Ahhh... the memories

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Interesting take, but you need a biology refresher!

If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc

Happy unicorn.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Just had to do it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WQfZYacEAw

Have these guys ever successfully boycotted anything?

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Now if these idiots would only boycott oxygen!

Yep.......

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

He actually did say this in an interview! Said it would play so much better than the S Korean prez's trial, 'cause no one cares about S. Korea! He is so clueless I wonder who ties his shoes (he sure can't reach!)

Kirkegaard predicting memes...

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

It IS a fuckin' joke!!!

'Murica.....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Naw, that's not an AR-15!

Mostly memes....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqzQ6EwXHRM

Vicarius Filii Dei Trump...

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Sue & indict him enough times & he may actually do time!

Millenials contemplating their own mortality be like....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Sheer profundity! Now Eric's would be much deeper...

Mine must be broken. ...

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

I've got Windows 10 & I can't even get a hand-job!

Zoinks!.....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Looks like somebody's jealous, wonder over who?

I mean...a worthy endeavor

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

No. Sympathy. At. All!

Distracting the masses.. And it's worked for centuries...

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Oh, & Fuck Israel!

Wow. This is some wild west type science. [bookforum.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Good review & it looks like a very interesting book. Thanks, hon!

Solsbury Hill by Peter Gabriel [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Such a unique artist!

Just in case you're NOT watching Handmaid's Tale yet on Hulu: [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ydHjbKaL5A

The Opposition (Jordan Kepler): CPAC On Guns [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

CPAC & the NRA in cahoots! Who'da thunk!

Seth Meyers: Bad Sponsors [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

May as well piggyback an older one on here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUbZx1kvsPM

My best friend sent this to me .

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

That whole Central Park concert was extraordinary!

Chill out Jesus! First you turn over tables and now this. I think you have some anger issues.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

He ain't kiddin'!

Thanks spiderbro

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Surprised that you didn't alert @Insectra! Yay, spiders!

More George. He had something here

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Was Carlin secretly Benjamin Buttons???

Children are dangerous

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

LMAO! Round up those little buggers, we got a Bar-B-Que to plan!

Accurate pie chart

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

That about sums it up!

George Carlin. Im sure everyone knows this one, but its such a classic, I can't resist.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Carlin himself was a classic!

Betty white complained about your shorts and how she could see your vagina.................

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

...but I play one in the bedroom!!!

Thoughts and prayers

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

The Pig has something to say...

And the meme's

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

I'll take that moloko plus to go!

Man Who Liked the “Wrong” Girl Had His Eyes Scooped Out By His Muslim Family – Friendly ...

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

& theists say we're supposed to respect all religious beliefs?!? Bull! This is just barbaric & ignorant & will never have my respect!

A meme in video form: Middle-East, The Killing Fields, a comedy musical.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

So damn accurate, unfortunately, over mostly desert! This is one by the same person, a bit more uplifting... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pjJEtA3Br4

I miss it every time....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

(Pondering life as a specific bicycle seat.)

The right assumption

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

If its Bugs, damn straight!

Talk about just laying there

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

So would most of the guys on this site!

Scary ass neighbor

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

That is such a great muzzle! LMAO!

Just saying

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

How could anything you say be considered offensive,...Just sayin'!

What do you feed sheep?

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you? Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

I get so tired of these arguments....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

We're havin' Bar-B-Que!

Any experiences with Chantix?

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

I've tried, & am trying again, Buproprion. It helps, somewhat. My brother-in-law tried Chantrix & had a major personality shift. Some people have become very prone to suicidal ideation with it. If you think you're far enough along with the "quitting" it might be time to back off the Chantrix. Talk with your prescribing physician & see if you can just stop or need to taper off. Good luck with both!

I thought I posted this yesterday, but it never appeared, so I shall try again.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Some things never fade from us.

Cat traps pt 22: When traps go wrong! As a cat trapper, I have seen gs go wrong.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

The second is funny, but I love that first one!

This thought may well have occurred to others before, but here it is anyway.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Time one has available on this site certainly can affect points, but points have nothing to do with dating. & many folk have age parameters they use for who they date. So, I see what you're saying, but not sure of the point you're making?

Cover Your Shame!

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Party pooper!

Did the city of Atlantis exist?

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

But, it was probably Crete or something similar. Not at all what myth has made it out to be.

Worth it!!

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

The size of one's eyes comes to mind!

The Opposition (Jordan Kepler)- Who Says Conservatives Can't Do Comedy? ://youtu.be/HsMIGNaAJLM

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Tongue so far up his cheek & head so far up his ass!

Samantha Bee destroys Sean Hannity: ://youtu.be/8T7lEvtwETA

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

She is just witty & funny! Love me some Sam Bee!

My body is this kind of temple

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

I think mine is like those shown in the jungles in the Indiana Jones movies. Falling apart & being taken over by vegetation!

This guy takes his dog to a circus to see about hiring their act.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Now that's a shaggy dog story!

I really fear for these other countries (SARCASM OFF)

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Yeah, it's video games & there are not enough guns!

Meh! Whatever....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

I have more choices...GERD, angina or esophageal spasms! Nitro is at least good for the last two!

Why we need to arm teachers

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Yeah, absolutely nothing could go wrong with multiple teachers armed in school!!!

Hm. You don't say

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

& our money & the Pledge didn't mention god until the mid 1950's!!!

I want this so bad

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqtS9xyl0f4

If a woman wants an abortion should the father have a right to keep the child?

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

If he can carry it, he can keep it!

Hooker slaps Beaver

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

She's a pro! It's part of her excercise routine!

NRA (nonsensical rifle addiction) [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

That was like a version of the Daily Show! Well done, & stolen! (for my group & FB!)

Truly Nolen, Terminex, Orkin, you guys have FAILED!

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Love it!

Welcome to kindling @kensmile4u!

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Welcome!

Just can't stop.

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Obviously, a good 3 hours was spent with tequila!

Things to consider

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Spent 3 years & came out in the same condition I went in, as a matter of fact, still a virgin! LOL

Enjoy the view... Shirley you must be joking.

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Shirley didn't spell-check! Or she's marketing to a specific clientele!

FYI folks that know me.

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Best of luck in your new journey!

Goen out & paintin the town..

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Goin' out for a little bingo?

Your hooker name

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

I'll have you know I only work alleys & truck stops!

Damn you memes!

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

It's like watching a trainwreck...

He should have known

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Or the inevitable...

Could apply to 45 blaming Obama or HC.

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

LMAO!

At least I have my cat

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Sums it up so well!

High five!!

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

But, even if it had been praying hands, it would still be completely useless!

What a dick

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

I was Team "Who Gives a Shit"!

Hmmmm. Don't know what to think of that

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

I just got this recently, gonna start marking everything $5 & higher!

Can't wait for that one to come out

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

I don't think those slippers are helping!

Don't wait till it's too late

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Well, there's this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK4fJhbRL1g ...& the ever popular... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

Boys will be boys

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

He seems to have issues, a number of them!

Papaya seeds !

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Don't believe him, dear! It's an old folk remedy, but do you really want to chance it?

Way too much on the dick.

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Yep, the little head got me in trouble a few times when I was younger!

Jesus gone wrestling.

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Actually, it might be interesting to really have this 'rapture'. See which of the self-professed xtians are really lying hypocrites, & pop their bubbles, & get rid of the worst of the goody-two-shoes! Then we could get on with trying to straighten shit out here!

Who's online?

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

This one's fairly recent, but I still like it...

Why would that be?

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Well, I've been called a dawg before!

Look at those fuckers!

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Fucker's, meet the Nigg**'s! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLOw_SzkRQ8

It's almost 4:20 here, so....

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

CO is not the only state to do this now! & the same with mile marker 69! http://mentalfloss.com/article/67576/stoners-keep-stealing-420-mile-markers-so-some-states-have-replaced-them-4199

Good philosophy

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Well, not you people! Well, not most of you people. Well, not all of you people. Ah, fuck it! Fuck y'all! I want to be equal opportunity here!

Can I get a grammar police report

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

They'll always have a special place in their cells for you!

Again with the Walmart

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

It's a culture I'm glad I never joined...

Congratulations me

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

With all your practice, bro, unless you always smoke alone I'm sure others have witnessed this talent!

The Philosophy Behind Rush’s Lyrics ://youtu.be/7JCmKjz84WA

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Like Rush a lot, not that big a fan of Rand, tho.

Now that’s just mean. Well looks like someone’s out of the “running”.

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Well, when one hits a certain age...

Frank Zappa - Zoot Allures ://youtu.be/fdQmhhi5cLI

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Always up for some Zappa!

Your momma is so furry..

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Throw this one in just because dog/yo mama...

Tucson Draws the Line on Prison Privatization ...

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

It's a start, but the governor & much of the state legislature is beholden to dark money from these corporations. Private prisons are an abomination, but let things continue with tRump & the GOP & look for the reinstatement of debtor's prisons, too!

Hamstrings up to some nonsense overnight.. This idiot SPRINGS out of bed at 5am... Face plant.

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Ouch! I get calf or foot cramps & do the jump up & out bit. Cat's are usually not pleased!

SNL-Bishop Michael Curry ://youtu.be/ES4vJvveiTI

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Keep on postin'!

I loved playing with this.

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Yeah, this was fun!

I will certainly watch gleefully! ...

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

That sounds like an Onion piece! That ratings would be his concern, not the shame of impeachment proceedings, is so indicative of the 'person' he is. & to state on television that "...it's Korea. Nobody cares." & show his total lack of knowledge of global affairs is appalling! This maroon is our president. I am so ashamed!

Our Illegitimate POTUS & the Iran nuclear deal: I, for one, believe he withdrew because it was the...

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

I don't believe he will be satisfied until he is a 'war president'! & I don't think he really cares with who!