There are psycho men out there hearing voices too.. don't let them fool ya

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

So, you mean the usual, then?

Meanwhile in the south....

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

I'm not too sure this is, but that may be for the genetically challenged! Not even aware of the history of that 'battle flag'! Idiots!

This dude is a memer for life....well about 70 years anyway.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Hell, may as well & make it epic!

Fear the fish!

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

You mean,...humans???!!!

Think, before you puff, puff pass....

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Yeah, before you did this PSA, & after you screwed the 'Pooch'. Puff you! LOL!

A lot worse than that n Prince scam....

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

At this point, I would be happy if she remembered much of anything!

....and don't forget Shih Tzus and dachshunds! Mean AF.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Little yappy nippers! I don't need/want a mastiff, but got to be at least terrier!

White people do all look alike...we should wear name tags.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Everybody looks like Michael Jackson... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2AitTPI5U0

Who needs that kind of negativity on their life?

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Well, la-di-dah & good for fuckin' you!

Before this meme gets run into the ground....too late! I feel your pain Laurel.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Eric! Good to see you, boss!

Before this meme gets run into the ground....too late! I feel your pain Laurel.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

The fuckin' first!!!

Sums it up

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

The pig has an opinion...

Just for fun

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

If you could actually accomplish that without shitting your pants, you might score. Using a trampoline & claiming god helped might not do it!

Ammosexuals

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

I wish more would use the Curt Cobain method!

Wolves + a few letters

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

It's so obvious & so simple!

Butt jokes

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

I actually don't know either! I yam & my butt yam what it yam!

No more stupid than christians

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Only if you believe that shit!

Almost twins

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

As ugly as he is, her Daddy got around!

Buy them in bulk

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Honestly, who gives a flying fuck! I'm Irish & a Yank, British monarchy means shit to me!

you got to do what you got to do

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

I'll take you to Alcatraz!!! LOL

Bah! Laundry!

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Wait 'til I post my tee-shirt collection!!! & I will! Over 15 atheist themed, science/nerd themed, a number of others of interest! co0ming within the following week when I get my bro-in-law to come over with his phone! Mines a dinosaur!

What I'll be doing this weekend.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

I used to love breakin' up bricks & weighing it out! Some hobbies just aren't acceptable, I guess!

Jupiter and Venus Squeeze Earth's Orbit - Scientific American

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

This is the important point...'"This is probably pretty low down the list of things to be concerned about. How much CO2 we're putting in the atmosphere, that's of a more immediate concern." Because, despite our planetary neighbors’ best efforts, our orbit has barely budged as we’ve observed our climate change' So, negligible & let's work on what we can!

Poe for Skotlandskye

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

One of my absolute favs growing up! & one of the originators of the detective story (Murder on the Rue Morgue, The Purloined Letter)

10 seconds and counting

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Right next to the bed, of course!

Yum, yum...

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Ok, if it's like that...(& the first is just because it's silly)...

Well well well...

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

It takes the pecker fairy to get it to grow???

This might work.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Oh, that would do it, no doubt!

Let's go to Kurger Bing!

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

How do you,...never mind.

Sooooo real, you can almost taste it

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

The poop tho is right. Odd enough, but that little (or not so little) addition just sent it to a whole new level.

You don’t have to be lonely....

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Bigot's Only.com

Nom nom nom nom.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

I'll wear those only if I get to wear the sword, too!

Oh .......

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

LMAO! I really wouldn't doubt it!

I make a motion that community members may apply to a specific "Group," but must be accepted by ...

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

That's up to, & should continue to be up to, the group originators. Some have open groups, & some are closed to one extent or another. Mine are open to all & no one needs a 'sponsor'!

Well, this is awkward.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Oooops!

Bon Jovi meets Pulp Fiction

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Well done!

I seem to remember the bible differently.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Yeah, like I doubt any were that Caucasian!!!

Gee, what does this mean?

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

This guy's a little more chill...

Woohoo.. toast everyone!

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

I'll drink to that!

Wouldn't look back either

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Better for the both of them!

Now there is someone who knows how to par-tay

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

It's hard to tell if that's face-up or face-down!

Are they suppose to say that?

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Or, on the other hand...

You know they're your best friends when making them terrified is funny.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

That is brilliant! Ah, friendship!

He is terrifying.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Some more DeVito, the first is hilarious...

I seem to have overlooked this particular verse, but I think we all can agree on it.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

R'amen!

Trump vs Obama

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

So true, & the 'deplorables' will still never admit it!

Look at me and Say...

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Because of you, I didn't give up...drinking!!! LMAO! Sorry dear, you made it too easy!

Need some motivation to exercise.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Remember, you don't have to be faster than he is, just faster than your slowest friend!

You wanna piece of this??? Go to their yard sale

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Great marketing idea! I really hope they did well, they deserve it!

Join the bandwagon

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Not without at least dinner & a movie first!!! LMAO!

Not today, nope

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Gonna run on willpower & grit!

Buzz Off! It's hard to keep still taking shots of these guys, I'm somewhat allergic...

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Nice shots!

The power of prayer

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

& I'll think for you!

There's nothing better than...

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Don't know why, but the effect is much better in the smaller version.

That’s it! Now I officially hate the internet ...

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Yaunej!

But of course!

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

My brain could win a Gold Medal in that category!

Friday morning again bleh

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Poor @Blindbird! Should have Bar-B-Qued 'em when ya' had the chance!

Crazy huh?....

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

That's even tougher when on disability! All the days seem to blur together!

One day... in fantasy... this won't happen.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Maybe he's born with it, Maybe it's idiots!

It finally happened, one my posts got denied.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Which one? & @Admin's gremlin ex-nuns are getting to be a real pain in the ass! Fuck censorship!

We just hit 404 members...

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

As of right now...405!!! LOL I wonder how many are still around, how many are actually active & how many are snowflakes waiting for a chance to complain!

Jim is back..

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Time to par-tay!

My boss.....

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Reason #1 why the GOP hates unions!

The answer I got from @phxbillcee

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Well, you did!

Please enter some text

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Too bad it's not true! https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/inmate-bible-last-meal/

For the visually impaired people

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Let your fingers do the lingering!

Olive you from my head tomatoes

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Love it!!!

Creepy shit...

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

I musta put the demon in her!

Somebody bail him out.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Great! Another roadkill meme for me! Thanks, Ron!

Jeeeebussssssssssss

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Shoulda been playing this...

For real..... and dumb too!

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

& a smaller brain!

Real doctors

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Or, that most doctors barely pass!

Jesus frightens off the fish

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Run his ass down!

On your knees INFIDEL

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Shit, god isn't even this guy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

When I was young we just called and talked directly to one representative.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Rudy, they had phones when you were young???

Frustration....?

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

& there's always this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92i5m3tV5XY

Truth known by cat owners.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

They have lo-o-o-o-ong memories!

Smart medicine

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

I only had to take that pill once!

I won't argue with Einstein.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

If Edison had had it all his own way we'd be running DC in our homes, & have 10 times the number of power generating stations!

You don't mess with Chuck!

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Screw Chuck Norris...

Tax exempt status!

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Hallelujah Brothers & Sisters!

It's not okay....

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

R'amen to that!!! Who wants to eat shoe leather???

Who wants to try this?

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Pirahanna Club is gone, but a few still float around...

My daughter is fiesty

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Daughter is a psycho & Dad is now an accomplice!

Show us your tax returns

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Not if he can help it! It'll likely show that he's not near as rich as he claims & just who has been funding he & his businesses over the last number of years when no American bank would lend his bankrupt ass money!

Hate the sin, elect the sinner. Sigh.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Thow we already knew it, the evangelicals unwavering support of the Orange-One shows their crass hypocrisy so clearly that even they have trouble double-talking & thinking their way around it!

Now you know Jack shit

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

I think I noticed a run on sentence! You should probably dump this subject before it becomes a Shit Storm! It's a load of crap! LOL!

Flexibility is good

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Ask & ye shall receive!

Not even close

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Maybe Halle's dingle-berry!

Crossing sign....

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

I wonder which is more damaging to the kids in the long run, the religion or the pedophilia?

All seems good to me

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Not a problem! Now, do you reciprocate & fellate with gusto?

One of my favorite places to dine...

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Just love how the memes & jokes started immediately on this! Gotta love the internet!

Illnesses causes

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Tho true, much better to get your info from a source other than the avocado! For every one true thing he says he spouts dozens of absolute gibberish false woo! Be very careful around this weirdo!

Welcome to kindling @evidentialist

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Welcome!

Can't sleep. Again. Came here to chat but no one was here

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

This one is always open, so it will be hit & miss.

Cat traps pt 20: Apparently these mass traps are more successful than I would have expected.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Gotta be cold ground & a warm trap for that to work, I would think!

Is this cheesy enough?

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Cheesy it is, the ham!

@SACatWalker welcome to kindling!

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

He won't see this, but,...welcome!

And Ken is nowhere to be found

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

She avoided that walk of shame, anyway!

Ribbit..

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Mine have been so quiescent that they've evolved into lungfish & migrated to land!