Amazing children.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Thanks, Stacey! Kids think the "Strangest Things"!!

Flat Earthers and cats

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Of course, it's not!!!

OK, I lied. Not a meme.?‍♀️ [qklnk.co]

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Sure it is! & somebody has never heard of Kegel excercises!

Hi! I work part time for a small dispensary in the Los Angeles area.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

I agree! Tho cannabis is useful for many things it is not a panacea, & using it like some wooniacs use coffee enemas or crystals is not smart! Doctor's first, & yes, have a conversation about your meds, but let's be realistic!

Will say goodnight with some cool funky Latin.. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Doin' a Herbie classic!

I am from the area where the opioid crisis has caused more death and destruction on families than ...

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

I suffer from chronic pain & have gone through this pendulum with the VA. I need to get my medical weed card because drinking is ineffective & self-defeating. But, ATM, it's that or look for street drugs, & I'm too old for that shit any more!

So a couple were having sex and the man said “Oh yes Laurel! Give it to me good!” She lashed ...

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

LOL! Jokes & memes on it right away! The internet sure speeds these things up!

Santa died for your sins.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Then Santa is as much a fool as the other myth! I cherish my "sins"!!!

Harry Potter and the Audacity of This Bitch

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

I hope he doesn't mean Hermione!!!

Anyone else ever have to get rid of just about everyone in their life for their mental health?

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

I've been very lucky with family, but I've had to forgo sets of 'friends', especially in trying to stop bad drug situations. There have been other groups at other times for other reasons, but your own mental health comes first!

Oliver...he’s a cutie

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Yes, he is!

Name someg that you can say about Zoo animals, but not your Girlfriend.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

I know zoo animals exist?!?

Name someg you should never buy used... Annnnd go.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

The very obvious, condoms!!! Food comes in a close second!!!!!

Gotta get this album!

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Only if he sings, too! (Also had to throw in the first one 'cause it's such a hoot!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gCWOb7V-b0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwpTcimbPLM

My idea of a good time.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

I'm up (literally) for that! All of that!!! LOL

WTH is this? Adam and Eve?

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Aren't really supposed to notice all that 'til you eat the fruit! Just sayin'!

I'm wearing leggings right now, but definitely not these.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Looks like a very squished vulva, or very squished testes w/ a very small penis!

How many of you actually care about the royal wedding? I won’t tease you.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Not at all. I'm of Irish descent & I'm a Yank. So, monarchy in general is a bit of anathema! & the Brit's in particular!

Why is the 2nd the brightest star in here?

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Martial arts levels (belts).

How have humans been around?

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Whether an actual dildo or fertility symbol, it little matters! That alone blows that 6k number out of the Noah's flood water!

What a pendulum swing!

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Dang, I'm glad I'm Irish!

That was a good try

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Lol! A nascar fan!

This guy's good.. great band.. love that oooold golden r and b. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Nice sound!

As if spam didn't look bad enough

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

& there was this a few years ago!

I've never been able to sort out the words in this one.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

& to be complete (tho nobody asked me!) Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Madman drummers bummers Indians in the summer With a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps As the adolescent pumps His way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder Feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasin' Sneezin' and wheezin The calliope crashed to the ground The calliope crashed to the ground Well she was Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Some silicone sister With a manager mister Told me I got what it takes She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong Play the song with the funky break" And go-cart Mozart Was checkin' out the weather chart See if it was safe outside And little early-pearly Came by in his curly-wurly And asked me if I needed a ride The calliope crashed to the ground Well she was Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Blinded by the light She got down but she never got tight She's gonna make it through the night Songwriters: Bruce Springsteen

Don't know why, but it's absolutely true for me.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Hell, I can Bar-B-Que any one of them, just don't have to skin the last one!

Could.Not.Resist. ?

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Hardy?

Probably more popular than the Osmonds were!

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

With a certain segment of the population, I have no doubt!

@EricTrommater is this your yearbook picture?

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

He seems to be MIA again.

Last one, promise. Maybe

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

No need to stop, you're on a roll!

One hell of a prayer meeting.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Well, I'd get on my knees in front of her!

Oh Laurel!

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Memes in a minute!

Something

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Gotta admit, tho I think I could find other things to do with the rest of the time, watching her chop would be fun, too. Even jumping jacks!

Dr John - In The Right Place (1973) full album [youtube.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Dr. John Only Hits (Full Album) [HQ] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMDPZUvuI4Q&t=21s Mama Roux 00:00 What Goes Around Comes Around 02:59 Tippatina 06:00 Qualified 09:26 Whichever Way The Wind Blows 14:15 Bald Head 16:57 Danger Zone 19:35 Mean Cheatin' 23:16 One Late Night 27:58 Quitters Never Win 30:20 Helping Hand 33:35 A Little Close To My Home 36:37 I Pulled The Cover 39:51 In The Night 42:44

Is that a pistol in your pocket?

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Just got finished dancing with the bridesmaid!

Dammit! My favorite place!

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

But, your daughter loves it here!

Seems about right.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Yeah, seems very, well, not right, but 'conceivable'!

I know some people who could do this.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Okay, do insult her & get a $1 each time, or,...

Got that right!!

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Nope, I'm always about 3 shampoo to 2 conditioner.

Boobies!! All day!

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Ah, an excuse to show boobs!!!! (the last is just this meme with graphics!)

For those still on Facebook

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Good damn point! LOL!

Oh I wish

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Oh, that would be poetic justice!

Delusional disorder

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

It qualifies!

Pat and Vanna have gone to the dogs...

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgU_D1-onK0

It sucks to get old, but it beats the alternative.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

That's a, wait, what's it called,........Oh, yeah, "senior moment"!!!

The shrink is in the house

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Still doesn't stop the juices flowing when someone pushes the buttons you know are there, & what will set them off.

Guide to liquids

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

& sometimes things go in a different direction...

Learn How To.......

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

The Avocado is a snake-oil salesman supreme!!! https://theoutline.com/post/1951/david-avocado-wolfe-is-the-biggest-asshole-in-the-multiverse?zd=1&zi=e5npbwpl

Well, can you??

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Probably fucking not!

Hmm...looks familiar...

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Well, they're both smiling!

I only read the articles [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Yeah, I would!

[reddit.app.link] Poor guys having Dr Who flashbacks.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

You find some of the oddest things! Funny, but odd! How fitting!!!!!

Too funny. (And a break from news!) [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

LOL!

The Opposition (Jordan Kepler)-Trump's New Fixer ://youtu.be/KDxvmfXwN-0

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Thanks for posting!

Workout routine.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

I love bacon cheeseburgers, but that is a bit of overkill!

The opening statement for the WH shit circus

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Not gonna happen in that asylum!

Welcome to kindling @Stevil!

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Welcome!

Secret is out

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Well, he hasn't had any in at least 2,000 years! LOL

Let's hop on that Krazy train

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Sounds like your motto!

The only way this coffee could be any better this morning is if it was being dispensed from a ...

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Then I'd "wake-up" in a number of ways!

Surprise! ?

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

You may not know about this, but I can't let you off. Post a 'possum, I post roadkill. It's a group tradition...

True self-awareness

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

At least he's honest!

Appetizers?

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Timing really is everything!

Some lady is going to get lucky

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

I should be down on you for this one!

Bat cave found

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

I hope Alfred isn't already there!

Selling ad space

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

You go first!!! LOL!

Yeah. That happens.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

A variation on one that I believe @Johnsalterego first posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTih3fwoA2I

Too late for me. I k I've already become a raisin.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

LOL! Unfortunately, this plays into the idea that a woman can "change" a man! We can only change ourselves.

And here is the news......

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

The American News Media in a nutshell!

Why do I have to write a caption in every meme tho lol

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Men, or at least me, notice all of that initially, & then hope that the packaging fits the content. A perfect example is the women on FauxNews. Most are superficially attractive, but they so often spew such venom & hate that it almost seems to seep through their pores, making them, in reality, ugly. We all cue on the visual first, tho men most of all, & the eyes & smile make up a big part of that, but the personality & intelligence is what will keep us around!

Hello, 911? This offends me.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Oh, geez! This literal troll again! As ugly inside as out!

3 words: Kate Beckinsale commando. Enough said ://youtu.be/7FgO6ZIc1pQ

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Loved her in the Underworld series! She looks good in leather!

To the goddamn prudes who keeps flagging posts and comments: form your own goddamn meme's group for ...

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

I've posted & commented before, & will continue! @Admin! If there are snowflakes &/or prudes in this group that can't handle it, please leave us alone & ask them to form "Baby Memes" or something. This is getting absurd! We have a large core that like things the way they are! Please tell your nuns that you have as censors to go back to their churches!

New summer blockbuster!

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Great series!

Groups

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Some surely are, but groups also helps one find what is of more interest to them. You are free to join or not. I'm in a number of groups & still peruse & post in the regular categories.

Does this site get better?

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Certain groups, like "Memes R Us" is about pushing boundaries, so if you have a thin skin, you may wish to stay away. Other than there, I don't see this. Now, I have a thick skin, & don't trigger easily, so that may be the difference, but there are many categories & groups where anything like that is very unlikely to appear!

One less state

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Texas, & tho I think there are a plethora of reasons, I'll just say,...Jerry Jones!

Cat Traps pt 19: I was on the road today and didn't have time to do any cat hunting/trapping.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Children of the Catnip!

The best of Robin Williams with Craig Ferguson [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

@Lukian, keep 'em coming! Classics are great to post!

All you can eat buffet

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Pork chops! Bacon! Ham!

United Church of bacon. Mmmm

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Is that Seattle?

That’ll be me!

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

All too common, unfortunately...

I’m fluent.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Dean-o!

Someg (they said to write someg)

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Right beyond weird onto odd!

Because I just can't stand Hannity either.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

Thanks, Stacey!

Ok peoples, I am computer inept.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

If you want to share you really should post the link. Pick up the tune on YT, highlight the url, right click & copy, come to this group & paste. I'm a 63 yo tech illiterate, & I can do it! If you don't care enough about your tunes to actually post them, why should anyone else?

Several people on this site are trying to level up.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

This may sound disingenuous coming from a Level 9, but just don't worry about it. Do what you enjoy doing. Post what interests you & you think will interest others. comment to be involved. Check out the different groups, but don't ignore the site categories. If you are more interesting, you will be followed & commented & liked. It really is a natural process. Have fun, don't worry about level, it will come as it comes.

If it goes deep and cuts to the bone.

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

I'm the type that if you hurt me enough, you just no longer exist for me. I will no longer be mad, or hurt or worried, you are just no more.

Ah Craig... He must be a staunch atheist [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

He has always appreciated his female guests, that's for sure! (I don't know how that ties into atheism, but, I don't care when beautiful women are in the mix!)

No. Just no.

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

At least he missed her eye!

Deflated balloons

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

LMAO!

Nothing like having part of your anatomy compared to a tin roof. Still funny.

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

Funny & so often true! Never take your woman for granted!

True story

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

You'll have to relate that story sometime!

Maybe his hands and wrists are small

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

& maybe she's not!

The jizzing is free

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

I'm sensing a theme here, Rudy!

That's pretty small

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

Yeah, Gordon Ramsay likes them much bigger!

Uh oh, guys

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

Yeah, right! He supposedly couldn't stop it from happening in the first place & has kept his 'dates' waiting for more than 2,000 years. Not really intimidated!

Mystery meat group.. any guesses?

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

A tRump state dinner?

Watch yourself

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

Cupped hands to the ears! That's not f'n' funny!

Don't look prudes

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

Needs some company...