He has spoken....or Tweeted.

Markus comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Look! .......over here!➡️

phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Exactly! Otherwise, tRump wouldn't have dared anger Putin!

Count on it!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Ummm that's the wrong way

phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:

The big thing is that the tp must always be there! How it hangs is incidental!

Confirming @phxbillcee 's worst fears ;)

Insectra comments on Apr 18, 2018:

He's not a fan of lizards, eh?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Blindbird Gag?!?!

Not any worse than the last Superman movie...

SonderOpia comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Frogs?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePLkAm8i2s

Ah Doctors..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

But, I gave you chemicals, didn't I?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@RavenCT I think you are absolutely right!

For everyone

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I beg to differ! Where's the diversity? I see no empowerment of other colors! #MemesIsSoWhite!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Mofferatu LMAO! Good follow through!

This is what my Mum was like

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

If it's a "fucking" tiger, I'm not sure she's any better off. If they have barbs like regular male cats do, she's in for a hell of a ride!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@RavenCT I have cats, & I read. don't have to have relations to know some anatomy! You of all people should know that!

taxthechurches

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Tax 'em like any other organization!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@LetzGetReal Possibly, but what I want to see is taxation on property & having to face the same rules as any other "no-profit" has to abide by. If you actually do charity work, account for it & get tax breaks accordingly.

Ah Doctors..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

But, I gave you chemicals, didn't I?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@RavenCT Such a caring, competent ...asshole!

I'm pretty sure this happens to EVERYONE

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& women who need therapy go watch 50 Shades for the 5th time!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@RavenCT That is NOT a rape joke! It's a word joke!

I'm pretty sure this happens to EVERYONE

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& women who need therapy go watch 50 Shades for the 5th time!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@RavenCT You need...

Just too funny to put in "News.

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Make up your dam mind there Sean, are you exclusive or almost with Michael.. just the tip.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:

That was a great line!

This meme nailed it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

No, I gave up on putting posters of 'pop' stars on my walls when I was a pre-teen!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Rudy1962 Was a red one-piece, but, no, I had Marilyn Monroe posters!

The Weird Pit of Magma Beneath Yellowstone Is Still a Mystery [livescience.com]

RavenCT comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I think I read something recently about them being concerned this could blow with the right plate shifts? Not positive though.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:

It could, & if it does N. Am. is screwed & the rest of the world has major problems, too! & it's supposedly overdue!

Conservative Reporters Get Shafted by the Pulitzer Committee - The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper ...

Flowerchild comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Perfect

phxbillcee replies on Apr 18, 2018:

They do a great job!

I never read this one

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

You can figure out how it ends...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@Rudy1962 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690

commonsense

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I have a t-shirt with a variation of the 2nd, "Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings." One of my favs!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

And another tee, "You pray for me. I'll think for you!" I'm getting a good collection!

Some puns for your edification & amusement...

RavenCT comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Whale farts - why am I thinking of Whale farts?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Plus, there was something 'floating around' about a whale fart bubble being big enough to hold a horse, if that helps, tho I can't imagine how it would!

Some puns for your edification & amusement...

RavenCT comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Whale farts - why am I thinking of Whale farts?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

I did a post on a whale sneeze a day or 2 ago!

What would you do?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& I heard what you did WITH a Klondike bar, & I'm intrigued! Call me instead!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@sassygirl3869 So, what would you do for/with one???

Aww, good kitty

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Cat version of Walter.. that comedian with the dummy dolls. This reminds me of him..

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

I wish you hadn't said that. I hate Jeff Dunham. Thinly disguised racism with his puppets to take the flack! Yuck!

For everyone

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I beg to differ! Where's the diversity? I see no empowerment of other colors! #MemesIsSoWhite!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@Livinlife Why??? It's funny! You are part of the family & whatever you post belongs, even if it gets razzed up & down! Have no fear!

The breast answer

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Mmmmm, buried...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@Captnron59 Huh? Couldn't hear you, was buried way past my ears! So full & so high!

I always knew this was going to happen....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

In other words,...cat.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@RavenCT You are well within the 'w' limit on those aw's, but don't push it, woman! I still have my cuffs, my cattle prod & know how to ride the rails!

Some puns for your edification & amusement...

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

lol... that last one.. omg..

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Almost looks like a "Far Side" doesn't it?

What would you do?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& I heard what you did WITH a Klondike bar, & I'm intrigued! Call me instead!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@sassygirl3869 Depends, what are your feelings toward Klondike Bars???

That ajax lady was one crazy ass woman..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Comet is the superior product! LOL

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@mistymoon77 20 Mule Team, & a favorite of ol' Ronnie boy!

For the guys... check out those talons.. they could swoop you up in a heartbeat.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

No, they can't, 'cause I'm not getting anywhere near them!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@mistymoon77 I wouldn't doubt they can fly, those are harpy talons!

In hindsight I should have seen the clues....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

That & the human skin lamp-shades should have tipped you off!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@Blindbird you weren't supposed to find out! Yet!

If only it was that simple.

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

You need to send this over to that crazy one that posted about how most men on here are letting themselves go because they have facial hair and its not "trendy", she is one piece of work.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@Blindbird gotta ask @mistymoon77, I don't know.

I always knew this was going to happen....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

In other words,...cat.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@RavenCT No.

Teenager Finds King Bluetooth's Lost Treasures, Including a Thor's Hammer [livescience.com]

RavenCT comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Ever think of how much an old time hammar resembles a cross?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Or the letter "t"!

Meanwhile in California, the weather report.

psycheworks comments on Apr 17, 2018:

that's quite a camel toe

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Ain't it, tho!

It's kind of funny, maybe

SkotlandSkye comments on Apr 17, 2018:

and what are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Dang! Beat me to it! LOL

Punxsutawney Phil, the King of the Groundhogs was found dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot...

SkotlandSkye comments on Apr 17, 2018:

But he didn't predict an early spring this year. Just sayin' "Bad news for warm-weather fans: beloved groundhog Punxsutawney Phil has seen his shadow, therefore predicting that winter will stick around for another six weeks in 2018."

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@SkotlandSkye No, would never throw shade! I throw rocks at rodents!!!

Lost the Boat.. All of the Boat.

RavenCT comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I saw someone flip a Chris-Craft on a Lake once. (And then it sank). How you dive a boat in nose first is beyond my knowledge of physics?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@Nickbeee Either that or speed & alcohol. That seems to explain so many weird accidents!

Bombed to hell!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Not creepy at all....

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

50 feet, Eric, remember, 50 feet!

Hard times

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Unfortunately still smoke, tho I'm trying to quit. (Yeah, I know, don't 'try', blah, blah...) Never did the above, just seemed stupid. Had a guy I knew that had to smoke his Camels one 'direction', 'cause otherwise, he was "smoking out of the camel's ass"???? Takes all kinds, I guess.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@mistymoon77 Geez, I don't put the dang things out in my mouth!!! & @Rudy1962 has a point!

Monty Python in everyday life.....

RavenCT comments on Apr 17, 2018:

"I fart in your general direction". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

I saved it in a jar!

The delayed effect strikes again....

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

It's called a cheap drunk.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Depends what you're shooting!

The delayed effect strikes again....

Tomfoolery33 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Learned that lesson a long time ago.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Oh, yeah!

Excactly... what am I a mind reader?

SkotlandSkye comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Hobbies? Education? Career? Politics? Life Philosophy? The last book you read? The art of conversation has just about died...people prefer to stare at their phones rather than speak...and, when they do speak, it tends to be really shallow. I miss real conversations.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Call me!

The rapture!!! Wow!!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 17, 2018:

We settled on blow up sheep.....

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@RavenCT gotta have a few FSM's in the mix!

The rapture!!! Wow!!

TheLiberalGent comments on Apr 17, 2018:

ROFLMAO!!! Good one! There is a rapture event coming soon too! LOL

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Sure! I got my tickets, you?

The rapture!!! Wow!!

Eirteacher comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Should have done this last Easter when it fell on April Fools day.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Right outside a Megachurch when they're letting out!

Most important meal of the day.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

At least make a sandwich!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@EricTrommater You callin' my beer evil!?!

Reel-y punny...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I hate how hard I laughed....and also that the song is now stuck in my head.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

To those of us of a certain age that is definitely one that qualifies as an ear-worm!

Two for the grass eaters...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 17, 2018:

....and they aren't even good eating...vegans I mean.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Depends on their hygiene!

Bill's etiquette tips...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Sounds like you....

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Don't be condescending! (That's when...) LOL

Mystery solved...

RavenCT comments on Apr 17, 2018:

First rule of Fight Club Eric?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@RavenCT I'm sure you already have a pretty good idea!

Great minds think alike....or steal eachother's shit.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Copying is the highest form of flattery

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

So that's why you guys do so much of it! LOL

If only it was that simple.

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

You need to send this over to that crazy one that posted about how most men on here are letting themselves go because they have facial hair and its not "trendy", she is one piece of work.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Seriously? Hah! I've never really worried about 'trendy', & at 63 I'm not about to start now! If she doesn't like my facial hair she can kiss something else! (Tho my ass is a bit hairy, too!) LOL

Captain America’s response.....

EricTrommater comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I was fully able to disappoint my mother without doing either...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

...but you did both anyway!

According to a recent survey, most couples have sex doggie style.

MikeEC comments on Apr 17, 2018:

nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. A good one If someone says: "Tell me a joke" my response is a blank look. However, many times when someone tells a joke like this one, it reminds me of a joke. Are other joke tellers like this? How do most of you come up with jokes, strictly from memory, search for jokes ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

I have a few I consider 'classic' in storage, so to speak. & hearing someone else's joke will often trigger a recall. Don't usually search the internet, but not a bad idea!

Whispering sweet nothings..

Captnron59 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

@mistymoon77 I hope you have higher expectations than that!!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@mistymoon77 Do I detect just a touch of sarcasm & snark in your response? LOL

Meanwhile in the UK

poetdi56 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

WTF? Please tell me this is satire. ???

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@Nickbeee I want to turn into a porn star, but not photoshopped! Can you hook me up w/ Stormy??? LOL

Where are Eric and Bill? Anyone else notice those two are pretty quiet?

Eirteacher comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Maybe they were taken back to the asylum.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@Blindbird thank you, dear. Appreciated.

Bad day? I k not!

Nickbeee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Just give em a little flick.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

The new squirrel 'Catch & Release'!

Clinton's model

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Never a fan of hers, but I'd give my left nut to have her in rather than the Orange Douchebag.....Two bad options in 2016.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

That's why I liked my t-shirt, "Vote Cthulhu 2016, Why Settle For A Lesser Evil"!

Oops... slipped in

Captnron59 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Gotcha Bill!!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

LOL! Now, how did I know who posted this before I ever saw the 'signature' at the bottom?!?

@admin well, if this site had a way to create albums and allow users to comment on individual ...

shockwaverider comments on Apr 16, 2018:

@Admin I agree with what you did. However the current point system incentivizes posting a lot. Maybe having a daily limit of the number of posts members can earn points for per day (not just within a group but across the site) would disincentivize the behavior? @Melbates First, I don't assume ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@Melbates Some post a lot, some post little. some don't even comment. Sometimes, as you mentioned, it's cyclical. also, different groups generate different numbers based on content &/or theme. I love that some that seldom post want to limit other's posting.

NASA's Got a Plan for a 'Galactic Positioning System' to Save Astronauts Lost in Space.

RavenCT comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Also that entire George Clooney and Sandra Bullock movie - never would have happened.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Not just as it did... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzE6bKIKK3A&t=10s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Di8hFlDx2U

This is truth

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

That's okay, how often do they reload in action or cowboy movies? & if they do change clips in action movies, where are they keeping them all? Dozens of extras & never changes the lines of their stylish clothing!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@RavenCT Twilight is also appreciated by females more than males. don't get me wrong. A relationship theme in a novel is very often critical, & one of my favorite movies has a relationship as central (Casablanca, followed by African Queen in that vein), but so many seem contrived & phony. That's why I'm not a big Rom-Com fan. Of course, I don't like many Sit-Coms either. They need a twist, usually to make me enjoy them (like Sunny in Philly) or be just so well done (Cheers, MASH, Barney Miller).

Where are Eric and Bill? Anyone else notice those two are pretty quiet?

Eirteacher comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Maybe they were taken back to the asylum.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@Blindbird Just a tough day, dear. Got a sick kitty, & you can tell I'm a bit worried as I didn't make a sexual innuendo out of that.

Weekend Update on Oklahoma Teacher's Arrest - SNL... [youtube.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Weekend Update is usually my favorite part of the show

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Agreed!

This is truth

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

That's okay, how often do they reload in action or cowboy movies? & if they do change clips in action movies, where are they keeping them all? Dozens of extras & never changes the lines of their stylish clothing!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@RavenCT & 50 shades bored me. My ex turned me on to it, & offered me the others in the series, The first was more than enough, & I doubt I'll ever see the movie.

This is truth

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

That's okay, how often do they reload in action or cowboy movies? & if they do change clips in action movies, where are they keeping them all? Dozens of extras & never changes the lines of their stylish clothing!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@RavenCT Another gender difference. Tho pure "smut" novels can do it for me to get me aroused, that's all I'd use them for. I am a voracious reader in most other genres, but no romances at all, tho a romance mixed in another storyline is fine, & sometimes needed. Men tend to be much more attracted to visual cues for a turn on, hence men's magazines & porn sites.

Hippie vibe [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Excellent group! I have a few of their albums posted here! My fav is "Cricklewood Green"!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Cricklewood Green (2002 Remaster) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH257khbGhQ=PL3E4uBJFASHUVlyE03y8DldtRggL--Fk1

Here is a site I just learned about and wanted to share. [trumpisnotabovethelaw.org]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I RSVP'd!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@HippieChick58 won't see you either, but we will be together in spirit & determination!

200 Million Eggs Recalled: How Does Salmonella Get into Eggs, Anyway?... [livescience.com]

yamaha45701 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

One site I looked at said it can come from inside a laying hens ovaries, but also from dirty eggs. Most factory farm hens are in cages and I would assume a bit cleaner than a farmyard. I was at a clients house last week and they have 40 chickens but because they are free range, chicken shit ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Not a bad idea!

Hippie vibe [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I have always loved this song

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

A classic!

Hippie vibe [youtu.be]

ArdentAtheist comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Alvin was one of the greats!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Yes, he surely was!

Life on Venus? Why It's Not an Absurd Thought... [space.com]

eric788 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

It's just incredibly hot. The atmosphere was so corrosive and hot, that Soviet craft that landed on the surface failed within a short time. It's very unlikely life exists there, if it did/does, it's microscopic and not widespread.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Microbial & in the upper atmosphere, if at all.

In the eyes of the world

Melbates comments on Apr 16, 2018:

@phxbillcee

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Thank you!

Am I in trouble??????

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Please re-post this to lose all the "extras". Thanks!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@Melbates Really?!? You've posted some of the best stuff on this site! Dang, girl, you could start your own, & maybe you should!

Only in America, lost in translation.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

& I'm wondering about that "Original Minnow Shot"???

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@RavenCT I'll stick w/my atheist, science-nerd jokes, LOTR & Rock, thanks!

This is truth

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

That's okay, how often do they reload in action or cowboy movies? & if they do change clips in action movies, where are they keeping them all? Dozens of extras & never changes the lines of their stylish clothing!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@RavenCT That's actually significant if that pans out statistically. Guys, the supposed 'sex fiends', lose interest when the story-line seems to be almost primarily sex, & loses the other elements. Yet women stick with them. Interesting subject to 'delve deeper' into!!!!

Ok need input from my friends across the pond. How do you say it?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Who gives a flying fuck! This is a big thing? Everybody knows it's scissors, rock paper!!! (Or, as I like to call it, "who gives a flying fuck!")

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@RavenCT, @Blindbird I love you, too!

Ok need input from my friends across the pond. How do you say it?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Who gives a flying fuck! This is a big thing? Everybody knows it's scissors, rock paper!!! (Or, as I like to call it, "who gives a flying fuck!")

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@RavenCT No, I've always heard it 'rock, paper, scissors' but felt like being in the Monkey Wrench Gang! But, really, so what!

Here is a site I just learned about and wanted to share. [trumpisnotabovethelaw.org]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I RSVP'd!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@Plainjane Unfortunately, I doubt we're going to the same events if it comes to it.

Whose does this remind you of?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Everybody in this group!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@Blindbird I know what kind of sex not to have first thing!!!

Another for the ladies

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

that answers that..

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

LMFAO! It would work, too!

How's that sammich?

Livinlife comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Day - um! Well, she'll be eating prison swill, so there's that I guess

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

I don't know, may get 'jury nullification' on this one! LOL

Now they tell me

Coldo comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Oops,National Health Service!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

When would you ever give a blonde a sharp implement???

This is truth

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

That's okay, how often do they reload in action or cowboy movies? & if they do change clips in action movies, where are they keeping them all? Dozens of extras & never changes the lines of their stylish clothing!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@RavenCT I loved the first 6 or so, then they turned seriously weird, which took something for them! Seems the sex took completely over from everything else. Don't get me wrong, some sex helped make that series, but it had other facets that carried the plot, then, I think it got mired down. Just my opinion. What do you think? (BTW, I don't know of anyone else who has read them, or will admit to it!)

You'll need to focus for this one.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Just as I thought, loveable! & it only took 1 second!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@RavenCT I need a full physical, when's your next opening?!?!

Am I in trouble??????

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Please re-post this to lose all the "extras". Thanks!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@Melbates Wasn't aware of anyone giving you a hard time. & we all had the same "glitch" occur that you did. That wasn't personal to the best of my knowledge, tho I surely may have missed something. The only thing I was requesting since I liked the post, was a re-post of just the meme itself w/out the extraneous added. I rcvd that notice on all my groups for hours last night, & so did many others. I was just requesting a 'clean' poster, that's all. If you don't wish to, that's your prerogative, all I can do is ask.

Only in America, lost in translation.

RavenCT comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Sweet Raptor Jesus - it exists! http://www.bigdickshalfwayinn.com/

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@Captnron59 Eating xtians!

Only in America, lost in translation.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

& I'm wondering about that "Original Minnow Shot"???

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Clicked on @RavenCT's link below, they drink live minnows! The worm in Mescal is one thing, the sucker's long pickled, but drinking a live animal & "getting the kids involved, too"! Yep, only in America,...or, Japan!

Puns of mine...

LEPeff comments on Apr 16, 2018:

It's da bomb!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Nothing left to say!

Am I in trouble??????

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Please re-post this to lose all the "extras". Thanks!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@Melbates The agnostics page, please post just the 'poster'. Thanks

Hi there! I joined this group because for years, decades really, I was controlled by my mental ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Welcome! I'm glad you're getting a handle on things, but I've found one can only go so far on their own. You end up being to close to the problems. While your progress is admirable, I hope you're still getting some help. Best of luck! Feel free to talk on this site to get support or feedback. Many ...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@Byrd All the best! "Nolite te bastardes carborundorum!" Don't let the bastards grind you down!

It's Sunday, you know what time it is...

Captnron59 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

It's 4:20?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Isn't that what your watch stopped at?

Sounds legitimate

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Men always claim confusion as their excuse, maybe because it's so often true!

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@Rudy1962 Exactly! In my exp....squirrel! Oh, did I mention easily distracted, too!

Corporate Taxes: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) [youtube.com]

Akfishlady comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Of course anything with Mr Oliver is great.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Ain't that the truth!

Posted for the Poe....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Hmmmmm. What?

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Tough to get my head around that headline, too! How did all of that crap come together???

National School Walkout - SNL... [youtube.com]

RavenCT comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Ok I have feels for all the guys that had to walk with notebooks in their crotches in High School. Of course they were the same arses who snapped our bra bands when we started needing them - so there is a perverse balance to this? Also a walkout on 4/20? What are they up to? lol

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

At one point an errant breeze could get me going! As to a 4/20 walkout, they'll walk out & float back!

The Vatican rocks!

RavenCT comments on Apr 16, 2018:

And... I just sang this.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Catchy little tune, isn't it! LOL

Mining fb for memes.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Okay, then...

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@Blindbird Not at all. I just figure, you show 'em live, I'll show 'em dead! & I did promise, so,...

I've screwed up again.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I'm not married.

phxbillcee replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@Blindbird & my favorite of his, been there before & in some ways still recovering, not from the individual as much as leery of relationships, in general, a bit. I try not to be gun-shy, but, it's work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4APfLNbdao4