Miraculous.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Give the man his damn pizza rolls!

You otter know better.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

You otter straighten up beaver I smack you!

When science goes bad.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Oh, so nice! & I love the "buy this man a beer" bit, too!

Who can resist a happy doggie smile! This is Ruby, my year and a half old rescue.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Just waiting to see if you succumb,...wait, that's cats!

Don't go there...

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Time to go to the store or something. Don't walk, run!

Roses are red, cows have udders...

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Well, don't have to worry about the genetic effect on offspring, anyway!

And then there's BillCrosby

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

You mean Pill Cosby? LOL

Lost puppy :(

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Poor thing is too squished to even yelp for help!

Are you happily married?

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

I'm not even happily single!

Cure For Cancer?

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

One does have to wonder.

Not a Funny Meme

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Excellent!! & no, not funny at all!

Not Going In There

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

I've got enough complications in my life! Like my family!

The Right Woman

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

& it should be reciprocal!

X Rated Casket

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Popular, was she?

Being unfaithful has repercussions.[youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

LMAO!!!

I'm trying to relate to you seven-ers.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Maybe if we spoke French?

Kanzas KANSAS_FULL Album)) [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

The first song still applies! Can I tell you something? Got to tell you one thing. If you expect the freedom That you say is yours, Prove that you deserve it. Help us to preserve it, Or being free will just be Words and nothing more.

The nerve of that guy.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Weekend at Bernie's!

Really????

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Gotta love the grin on its face!

Appropriate graduation cap.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

They're not only honest, they're artistic!

That's one way to look at it. It's all in the perception.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

All part of the biosphere!

Tehee I see a peni$

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Mother Nature gets in a zinger!

Test the shit out of that thing!

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

That is funny!

Cor! I've just reached a third of the way between the Senate and the shirt wearers.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

What do you mean will be senile??? I resemble that remark!

The Best Of Elvin Bishop [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yImlheq9tKg=PL4R0SB5VcvwyAA1kIDSGcipw1RIQITn6i=1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLouf_H4uBQ=2=PL4R0SB5VcvwyAA1kIDSGcipw1RIQITn6i https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-IaqIS8qR4=PL4R0SB5VcvwyAA1kIDSGcipw1RIQITn6i=3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUaNYRFHgpk=7=PL4R0SB5VcvwyAA1kIDSGcipw1RIQITn6i

Another fail of religion

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

A sane & rational voice we could still use today!

Little Feat Fav [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Always have loved me some Feat! Miss Lowell George, tho!

Oh, the joy on his face!

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

He looks like he got his money's worth!

Agree? disagree? ((I'm surprised that they rate the ankle "low pain" ) 😆

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Well, only 2 tats so far. Left upper arm & right forearm. Very little pain, so I can concur on those. Some of the other areas I have no desire to have tats at. Think I'll fill up arms first.

Confuse-A-Cat Monty Python's Flying Circus [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Ok, I know there are no lawnmowers, & this isn't original with me, but, I believe these guys would have been members if they could have been, so there's that! & you've got to admit, it is lovely nonsense!

Dandy! welcome @Lauren

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Hello & welcome!

Facebook delivers some quality possumemes.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Ok, then...

Ties in with those so called "fish stories"

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Damn, I thought it was 8 seconds!

Dump supporters come to mind

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

& those are the ones that become politicians!

It can always get worse

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Too soon? LMAO!

Hank, you sick bastard

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Buffalo Hank? Hankibal Lector?

It's true and you know it

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

All too often!

Misunderstanding

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Well, she's with you, so,...

If we could only read each other's minds

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Probably not really a good idea, Rudy! Do you want anyone to really know what goes on in there???

Ain't gonna stop him

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Make sure to take your tire & the boot with you! May as well get something out of it!

Kermit has had enough

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Ought to change his name to Sweeny Todd!

Sorry folks...12 hour days..

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

At least she'd have to drop the towel to do it!

Not this guy!

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

& here's the 500-page pamphlet on all the 'known' side-effects."

Why chicks??

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Or,...(you knew I'd do this!) chick n. girl, woman Actually a non-derogatory slang term for the word girl. This word was probably a spanglish derivative from the spanish word "chica" meaning, of all things, girl. "Hey man, these Agnostics.com chicks are hot!"

More shut up...

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Me being complete, "Please, shut the fuck up before I strangle you!"

I got confused...

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Confused might be an understatement! Deranged may be closer to the truth!

Bibble times

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Must be Noah!

Good question

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

If it's the same person, I agree with @Johnsalterego. No more than twice. Unless they're wearing a MAGA cap, then right away!

Pay no attention

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Bringing in the memes, bringing in the memes, we shall come rejoicing bringing in the memes!

Damn... I can't hear

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

I think I've lost all feeling from the waist down!

Dyslexia can be troublesome

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

You just keep on believing that all the way to your shared cell with Pill Cosby! Just don't fall asleep!

Only once...

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Everybody move in close to be sure & get this!

I'm not a pink kinda man

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Plus, I'll have something to wear on St Patty's Day, too!

Same damn g

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Here's the same meme, but now you'll hear it in Sam Elliot's voice!

Fix your own damned sammich.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

That has also got to be the 'whitest' lunch on the planet!!!

Milk milk lemonade...

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Ok, then. Are we constipated today???

Right on! @Shelton Welcome sir!

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Welcome, welcome!

I got my t-shirt today.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Congrats!

[newsweek.com] These "leaders" are literally killing us, people.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Public relations over public health! What ought to happen now is public humiliation followed by public incarceration!

Yipidee! @Crimson67 is in the house.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

& another big WELCOME!!!

What the fuck kind of doublek insanity is this?

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Hey! He's a talented man! He can talk out of his mouth & his ass at the same time!

...because shitstirrers

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

I will admit to stirring that pot on occasion! It's fun to watch the panties bunching!

Some of the groups (or people in the groups) here.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

I want the snowflakes to just melt away, or at least go form their own damn group!

It should still be taxed!

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Church of the Chick-Fil-A!

Results may vary.......

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Still safer than the meme that states every yawn is a potential BJ!

Khakis....

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

I am so waiting for Mueller time!

....behindbothered

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Rich! Assached!

Check your spam folder.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Yeah, he kept saying he was a prince & I kept telling him Prince was dead!

Good times....

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Helped us build up immunities! Well, some alcoholism, too, but immunities!

Asshole mixer.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

You just got it too excited! Or, this has never happened to me before! Or, I was aiming for your face! Or, Clinton's at it again!

Matching panties!

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Pictures or it didn't happen! (Gotta try!)

boobsweat

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

To-may-to, to-mah-to!

50 Shades of Elm Street....@SonderOpia 's post reminded me of this one. Edited to add photo.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Ought to be glad she's not doing a three-way with Edward Scissorhands in the mix, too!

I don't get it either...

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Now a splash of that with your Jack is acceptable!

Sounds legit....

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Blinded me with science. Science!

I got a contact buzz just posting this...

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Looks like one of @Insectra's 'possums mated with a lemur!

Now this is a story all about how / My life got flipped turned upside down / And I'd like to take a ...

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

If you're drinking your Jack with cola, you may indeed be too young!

She has a plan....

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

I guess it's good to have a goal, tho the plan's a bit sketchy!

There will be sequels....

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

With cameos by Depression, Anxiety, Self-Loathing & Anger!

Make America Mediocre Again....

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

We may be entering the "Idiocracy" zone!

Must be tough

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

The rest of his operation?

Siblings be like....

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

& this will help him how?

...he spewed?

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

He ejaculated Slughorn?!? That must have hurt!!!

[abc7.com] Margot Kidder has passed on.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

She was cool. That's a shame.

Yeah, stop with the judging!

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Hey, I just like boobs!

A constant tightrope....

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

I probably shouldn't admit it, but I've been there. I know, hard to tell, right? LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2Z9qN8R9Bg

Right on @skado! welcome.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

Welcome! Another old-timer! (We need another word for us!!!)

Always sad....

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

With arms like that I can see why!

Is it wrong to be jealous?

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Well, I do eat meat, by why does it taste like chicken & smell like fish?

Gamers get it....

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Somebody that's that big of a gamer won't keep her for long, either. Or won't notice when she's steppin' out!

The brains behind South Park

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Does not surprise me at all!

Pew, pew, pew, pew

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Sorry, bub, that's all the help you'll ever get!

...jesusing

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx5g3u8UUUs

I lost count of how many times I thought this today

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Tough day at work, eh?

This is not the band class I remember

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

I bet there was 'blow-back'!

Dog the Brownie Hunter

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

I don't know if he'd be up to chasing down that brownie at this point!

Been there. Done that. Got the t-shirt. And thanks @Admin!

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Alright, bro! Way to go! Rock that tee!!!

Those were the days.. want them back.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

I could still do that! Wouldn't even have to go 'parking'. Good music & good companionship in a no-stress situation! Perfect!

Ok guys, I don't care what you got for hair but that, whatever it is, is NOT going to happen.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

That is just sad & amusing!

Pick the worse horror movie out there & it's a done deal if you got really good pizza.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

There are some good ones, but I really liked "The Cabin In The Woods" for its self-awareness & humor! Early Chris Hemsworth & I've always liked Bradley Whitford!