Just so you know!

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Confidence, even misplaced, is a wonderful thing! LOL!

Quite possibly my favorite John Prine song. Big ol goofy world ://youtu.be/XsSICHpHK30

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

He wrote & performed so many great tunes!

@Admin as I cannot message Site Admin atm I will express my thanks and horror at the receipt of my ...

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Yay! Congrats! (Don't make suggestions about cost-cutting until I get my sports car!)

On his way to the Entmoot

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Treebeard has an offshoot!

Moses and coffee...

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

With that extra blast of ram's blood for energy!

Pretty sure most are scams anyway

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I usually do. I'm a softie, & it's usually March of Dimes or something. Or, so they say!

Tell me to mow my lawn, will ya?

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I hate to say it (but, of course, I will) but I can actually see you doing this!

Because that one g you did is toy remembered by everyone

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Yeah, my brain & itself have some issues!

Thank you all

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Here I am, a -addict with no connections & an alcoholic that just drinks beer so I can sleep relatively pain-free (& I like beer!). I'm a sad example! But, I'm glad you found us, too!

Here's my number

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

The bastards never share!

What a week...

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

...that turns into another hug, & then more sex, that turns into...!

Straight people can't tell..

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Wasn't so much the stoned, it was the tripping! & trying not to burst into laughter as everything was so damn funny!!!

That's what I'm talking about talking about

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Terrible mistake

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Just chill & go back & get it! The party won't start until you get there anyway!

Bad hair day

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Zach-ina! You look fetching!

Every machine is a smoke machine !

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

You'd have to really operate a lever wrong to get it to smoke!

Imaginary friends

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

How else? In dreams!

On You Go Stormy.

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Whew! Good one!

Hi my friends.... im honored to be part of the originals who were here in the beginning.

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I've actually only been here since December, but I'm glad of the acceptance!

Cat Traps pt 14: Dangerous trapped cats! In the process of trapping cats, a point to keep in mind ...

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

They're both beauties, but that first one! I love 'big cats'!

This is my Italian Greyhound, Squirrel! She is 7 years old and 5 pounds. She is my heart <3

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

She's a beauty!

History of Philosophy without any gaps: King's College London

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

This will take me some time, but I have bookmarked it. Thanks & welcome!

My dog Puck died today.

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I am sorry for your loss, as I just went through it with a good cat recently. Sorry to change the subject, & I may have mis-read, & you can certainly tell me it's none of my business, but,...you told your boyfriend who called his fiancee??? Well, I guess you're all friends, more power to you!

Yep, this is the most likely scenario...

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

My death will probably be so much more embarrassing!

That just isn't right, Disney!!

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Yeah, but the roaches will help with some of those crumbs on the kitchen floor!

Well duh!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Don't be fooled, sheeple!

We be cool, we still are too!

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Fuckin' A!

The Amish are freaky

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Or, if you're an extreme Muslim...

There's always that one..

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!

68.6 and rising..

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

That's ok, do a good enough job & what goes around 'comes' around!

It appears the pantry is full of goodies

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

She knew what she was typing!

YESSS, I am the puke

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I haven't had to do that in a long time! Now, the shits the next morning,....I know, TMI, right?

Flew right past that one

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I left the house to get away from that shit!

That unicorn is looking mighty fine.. js...

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I don't think too many are gonna tease this guy!

True enough

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I keep meaning to finish that movie/series/special, but how can I leave you guys???

Especially at work

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I always just say I've got "two reds" & slur it a bit & let them come to their own conclusions!

Their lips are sealed

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Nope, they'll come back later & steal it!

Mental health system

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I'd definitely say the psychology & likely a series of psych drugs!

Nuns are always funny....

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I thought you were married to god???

I'm sure this applies to a couple people in here....

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Not me, I don't have any, so a roach would do it!

ly....everybody I know!

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Yeah, cash me outshide!

Never tease a pussy....

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Teasing a pussy is fine as long as you follow through! Teasing a cat on the other hand,...

More like six weeks...

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I can't do it, guess that's why I'm single, too!

The direct approach....

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Well, not as violently incel as some, anyway.

Yeah....no thanks.

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Names don't matter once they're on the 'barbie'!

Benzodiazepines cure everyg....

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Speaking from experience here?

Oldie but a goodie....

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

She must be an atheist! LOL

My “girl crush”.

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

But, it can be fun to try! & yeah, Margot has surely got 'something'!

........Oh no!....

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Might even help your credit score!

Speaking of fake...

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy4KU0bWrbc

Not always... but here's this

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I just post what I think is interesting. Hopefully, someone else thinks so too!

In one sentence

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

You're supposed to plan this shit???

Here's a new toy....@phxbillcee

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Ron, you are so thoughtful!!!

Make her day...

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Is he reminding her of her gardening duties???

What a sweetheart....

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

& now he'll have to go cold turkey!

Clarify who's who!!

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Sometimes you just have to spell these things out!

I could use some of this... and it's not cannabis!

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Ron, your 'Eau de Cow' is more than enough!

Sometimes heroes don't wear pants

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

My hero! LOL!

What a surprise

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Who the freak is the editor at that paper? Or, the proofreader? Or, anybody!!!LOL Un-real!

How do I have so many "friends" who listen to Bieber???

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

You knew it was coming!

Good testimony by Wil Wheaton [wilwheaton.net]

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

That is so fucking good! It literally brought tears to my eyes! This is a funny, talented brave man! I thank him!

I didn't realize that blatant homophobes still existed.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Just as with religion, & it may be at least partly due to religion, some folk you just can't reach or even talk to. You know this person, so you know best, but don't expect to much, & be prepared to now become "one of them" in our continuing culture war! Good Luck!

T-Mobile...

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

That is rather....unsettling!

Any more is poaching

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Only kill what you can eat!

Savage mom.....

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Must have been serious weed if he couldn't tell it was you!

I've reached that age.....

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

I'd like to still be able to day-drink & still go out all night!

That dog...

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Speed? Coke? Spring?

Yikes, I never thought of that....MeToo

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

@Duke posted this after you did & picked up more likes! Ban his ass for 3 days!!! LOL

We've all done it....

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

We have?

I guess she'll have to live with it.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

She could have gotten a plate that stated she loved A North American Lumberjack! (but, due to space restraints...)

Driver safety tips...

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Hell, I learned both of those tricks years ago, but I'm much better now!

Expensive cat.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Cats think this even if the only cost is the replacement cost after they shit in your shoes!

Neck tattoos.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

A great way to advertise, "I do not make good decisions."

Gamers, this ones for you.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Hey, it works in pinball!

Literally....

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Hmmm, never fucked teeth? Now, the phrase, "The whitest teeth I've ever come across" rings a bell, but the teeth themselves????

That moment...

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Oh, I hadn't even thought of that & I'm an old fart! Oh, too funny!

Shel Silverstein nails it.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Good pick!

Where Did He Hurt You?

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

This is getting so true! When even Seinfeld makes this comment, you know PC has run amok.

Little white widow..5th week of flower...

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Could be a centerfold in "High Times"!

Talk Dirty

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

What are you wearing? Do you mind if I get more comfortable? Do you like threesomes? (click)

Another reminder

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Especially as I state it out loud often!!!

This made me LMAO

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Allowed me to grow & not have to believe in that religion, tho it somewhat exasperates her!

As you wish....

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Oh, so wicked!!! LMAO!

Heartache by Rock Goddess [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Those 'goddesses' can rock!

Naughty isn't really a bad word

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

If it was anybody but you asking...LOL!

When playing gin and the rummy becomes Prezydent

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Saw this on a poster at the "Women's March" in DC last year! Love it!

At least it is new.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Now that is a dedicated journalist!

Got out of a speeding ticket once because this song was playing in my car and the cop “liked my ...

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

The absolute "Godfather of Soul"!!!

Woman accused of stalking, sending man 65,000 texts after one date | abc7news.com

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Yeah, that's out here. Averaged 500 texts a day. & she broke into the guys house & when the cops got there she was taking a bath!

Kindergarten teacher Ms.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Of course, Mikey had been held back ten times!

Putting "words" on your wall should NOT be a decorating option. Ever.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

I have a number of posters (I know, how adolescent) along with maps & family photos. Some of my posters are things such as, "Irish Diplomacy: The ability to tell someone to go to hell so that they look forward to the trip" or, "If you can't laugh at the absurdities of life then you'll drown in your tears." Different strokes, I guess!

Ah the future....

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

As long as I can be asshole free in between!

I am on the hot seat here, mostly for being too overly protective of this group.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

I don't believe you have. & if you get 'booted' from your own group, I'm gone also! A few would probably like that as I guess I'm not as 'radical' as I'm supposed to be for purity's sake!

Too late... it's morning

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Oh, yeah! You ought to post this on the Insomniacs group!

Looking back at some of my past relationships, I can honestly say without hesitation, I am glad ...

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Oh, absolutely no doubt, & even the ones I feel bad about, no regrets!

Apologies for sticking my nose in, folks, but I really had to sort out that apostrophe in "ember's"!...

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

But, shouldn't that be embers'????

So...is this too much to ask for? Like maybe once a week...at least? Lol....

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Some nights once, some twice, some continuous! The occasional morning or 'nooner' doesn't sound bad either! Oh, yeah, eating & talking are fine recuperation times!

Mind your own business boss dude

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

You mean I'm supposed to work at work???

I much prefer main Street whores to Wallstreet whores

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

I don't know, prostitutes usually give value for the $$$ !

AT&T paid Trump's legal team $600,000.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

https://agnostic.com/group/BestofLateNightNews/post/77710/newly-exposed-payments-to-michael-cohen-add-depth-to-stormy-daniels-case-rachel-maddow-msnbc-ht