Lol, I had to add this...[i.redd.it]

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

LOL!

Someone told me "Post some Rick James, Beach' [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Sorry, just have to do this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVAH8Z5O90 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddIz-ydl6Yk

Wait for it

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

That'll do it every time!

Tasty but dangerous

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

& those damn eggs won't stop staring!

They usually are nice

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

It's not so much the running as the breathing while running!

You might think it's funny but it's snot

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

What? Nobody else has a collection?

That's work for you

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

You sorta get into a rhythm!

Lucy knows...

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

With a look like that, she doesn't have to 'splain' shit!

A little cow humor

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Every time any politician opens his mouth!

Can you diggity?

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVFHkAzWAnc

How do you like it?

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

I think variety is the spice of life, & the partners different moods would indicate what type of approach is used. That being said, I agree with you about the 'pain' aspect. Gentle at times, aggressive at times, pinch & nibble, yes, yes & yes. Actual pain? I don't want it & I would be very reluctant to administer it. I don't really have any outre fetishes, but would be willing to join in a partners in many cases. I just don't need more than sharing & appreciate that enough that not much more is needed to put a grin on my face. so, I didn't vote, as it would be one & two, tho seldom three.

Dating site:share a fun fact about yourself Me: turd burgler is my favorite insult available ...

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

My favorite insult depends on the situation. Tends to be a bit harsher than "turd burglar", tho!

WARNING!!! This is a test, and only a test.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Well, I won't "like" it, but you do you!

We all have human bodies.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Bravo! Well said!

Mystery pooper has tortured golf course for a decade

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

He's tenacious, I'll give him that. Weird, but dedicated!

Cat Traps 10: I must say, I was shocked that this trap worked at all.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

I love these, Dot!

Don't you just love it when a Christian tells you that you should believe in God because just in ...

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Pascal's wager. It's a sucker bet!

That's what this place needs!

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

& when I become three-dimensional, we'll build pyramids!

Favourite Catwoman?

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

& tho a crap movie, Halle Berry looked fine, as well as Anne Hathaway!

Women can be crazy too.

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Hypocrisy much!!! & what kind of HR do they have? You can report someone for not wanting to go out with you??? As bad as the incels!

What would we do without them

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Eric will love this!

Not tonight demons

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

One way to take care of that! Take matters into your own hands!

Make friends with your demons

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

& sometimes my demons fuck me royally!

Pretty much

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Funny how that works, eh?

I have bitched all winter about wanting the cold to be gone.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

It's time to turn the hot tub into a wading pool!

Current Country or Residence

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Phoenix, AZ

People are hilarious!

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Ain't that the dog-gone truth!

The Temptations-I Can't Next To You [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Such a great, great group! Rock & Soul!

How do you feel about Yes/No voting buttons on comments from lower level members?

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

I almost always hit "yes" for regular comments. Someone would have to be way out of line to get a 'no' from me.

A test for good spellers and good citizens: Please answer the questions out loud.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Burn rubber!

Dick's .

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Hope they get support!

You shouldn't have to ask.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

If you're the one that made the mess, I'd say that service is definitely 5-star!

This could be us.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Pop my bubble already!

Foolish mortal.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

LOL!

Scary!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

I have 2!

[facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Thanks, is now shared!

Hello all, I just joined up.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

I love it here, & I hope you come to, also! Welcome! Look around & enjoy!

Another chance in the simulation.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

I don't know if I could live through this again!

Mushroom coffee

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

I've had Mushroom Tea, but taste was not an issue at those times!

Proposal for new category.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Some kind of 'Bulletin Board' like many colleges use. Need ride, or need x book, or the like.

Anyone? Anyone? Beuller?

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Such a good photo for that!

Just one word.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Needs more than one word!

Don't do anything weird...

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

I could never fulfill the last two rules anyway, may as well go all out! Who knows, she may be a complimentary weird!

When it's been a while

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Mine have evolved into lung-fish!

Something to write

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

& they do say 3 is a charm!

Bad mama..

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Your name is whatever I say it is, & now it's bi-atch!

I do for a hot second, then realize it's THEM, not ME!! :)

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

We do dank & dark here all the time! You'll fit right in!

You gotta hand it to the old comic books.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

If you insist!

Rainy day.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Does tRump have a summer place there???

Send nudes?

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Really don't think you want that from me! & especially not Rudy!!!

....and I forgot how to meme.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Rabbits playing 'possum?

I don't think the world could handle another.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

& thank His Noodliness for that!

Don't dream it....

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

What amazing knock-offs! I can hardly tell the difference!

Social situations are my Kryptonite....

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

This would be a hoot to actually do! The servers face would be amazing to see!

Be prepared....

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Go, Go G-Spot!

... it's a trap!

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

The old, "Damned if you do, damned if you don't & damned if you just shoot yourself as she'd prefer!"

Who doesn't love Bob Costas?

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Is he doing play-by-play or color commentary?

The shadow knows....

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

The Grim Swinger!

I would have totaly rocked the Middle Ages!

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Who did he bribe?

Speaking of Canada....if there is such a place?

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Not even a mention of hamsters or elderberries!

.....Canada? A hoax?

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Except, I lived up there at one time, so,...

It's George Carlin Day

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

He will be missed!

I baited the cat trap (catnip) and appealed to her ego (may contain awesome) and, sure enough, I ...

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

You would have sone so well in the Great Northwest w/ Liver Eatin' Johnson! LOL

I'm sure many of you have seen this, but what the hell, we need a good belly laugh! Enjoy?

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

& we have someone on this site who is trying to convince me that tRump is a genius!!??!! LMAO!

Morality, our achilles heel.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

I have to go with the first two in combination. Much of our 'morality' is genetically based & part of our mammalian/primate ancestry i.e.: reciprocal altruism), apart from this, & for specific answers to specific situations/problems I attempt to follow most of the precepts of Humanism primarily as set forth in "The Affirmations of Humanism: A Statement of Principles" by Paul Kurtz. Do I always succeed? Nope, I'm 'flawed', & often lazy. But I am a work in progress.

My life these days...

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

At least a dog will pretend to listen. I've got cats, they couldn't care less!

I think he's been hitting the bottle.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Hope he doesn't grow into this!

The what what?

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Whatever turns them on!

Motivation is short lived

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

You lasted for 2 hours, better than last time!

When you try to pretend to be sensitive

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

So, so subtle!!!

Simple misunderstanding

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Yeah, there's something simple here!

Whoops.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Before I got a chance to see them?!? Bummer!

If any group will appreciate this, it's you.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Loves me some science-nerd jokes! Keep 'em comin'!!

Looks like a dam centipede is either goen in or comin out

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

More lash on her nose than her eyes???

Road trip anyone?

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Gotta be a blast to browse!

Workin double duty..

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

I've heard of stiletto heels, but 't' heels? Not up on current fashion, I guess!

Drugs just don't last long enough these days

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Captain Picard would not fly in that!

Bright eyes...

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Somebody is obviously not a fan of '80's pop music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo

That & enough fucking food to feed all the starving children in the whole entire fucking world.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Mine's full of I.O.U.'s, or it would be if I had one!

Someone's got some splainin to do

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Isn't that nice! They both got a surprise!

What was I going to say?

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

I think I remember this!

Too late to go get it now...

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

I have books & magazines in the bathroom. I'm good.

The old grizzly advice is true.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

I love that sign! Somebody's got a nicely twisted sense of humor!

Get some attitude!!

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

I think they know!!!

Free cremation!

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

That's one of the reasons I'm doing it!

Reading is fun

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Or get bit by a radioactive spider! Of course, that might kill you instead, so, you pays your money you takes your choice!

Damn politically correctness

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Sorry, can't help it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep9Vzb6R_58

I need to have one

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

If that was the case (not getting my way) I'd be pissed all the time. Instead, I got over it, content in the knowledge that the Universe doesn't give a flying fuck!

This is for Akfishlady ; John Prone Paradise ://youtu.be/DEy6EuZp9IY

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfF5W2-cjZg

I'll put this here.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Also, Hitler would never have risen to power if he was a "good man". He played on the worst of his fellows to gain & consolidate power. Not good. His whole platform was twisted. Not good. Sorry, I enjoy alternative history scenarios in both a historical & science-fiction sense, but yours doesn't fly. without him being the demagogue that he was he would never have come to power.

100,000 March in Glasgow.Scotland will gain independence.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

As a Yank of Scots-Irish descent, it warms the cockles! Especially as the Brits voted for Brexit, this is only just desserts! Now, we need to unite Ireland!

Cat Traps pt 9: Saturday night.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

You are very pleasantly bonkers! Thanks for these!

So, "Duke" is just a nickname.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

During my "psychedelic" days I had 2. "The One & Only Billy Shears", which I used as a road aka for years, & "Made from the juices of holy men, or in your country,known as, polyunsaturated ghee!" Ghee! (Yee!)

Enjoy Every Sandwich: The Songs of Warren Zevon [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYa1v0TkwdQ=PL1r5vusWcg6XtzFjrUjhAXRA9fcr0RQFU=1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33CfiIarC-k=PL1r5vusWcg6XtzFjrUjhAXRA9fcr0RQFU=2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okm9JsqU8l8=3=PL1r5vusWcg6XtzFjrUjhAXRA9fcr0RQFU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbV-jnFlgbQ=4=PL1r5vusWcg6XtzFjrUjhAXRA9fcr0RQFU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhC9D1C9ZHA=5=PL1r5vusWcg6XtzFjrUjhAXRA9fcr0RQFU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwM8lQJziRs=6=PL1r5vusWcg6XtzFjrUjhAXRA9fcr0RQFU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJAU6H4silI=7=PL1r5vusWcg6XtzFjrUjhAXRA9fcr0RQFU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJAU6H4silI=7=PL1r5vusWcg6XtzFjrUjhAXRA9fcr0RQFU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeLHGtEfiEU=9=PL1r5vusWcg6XtzFjrUjhAXRA9fcr0RQFU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U31234aXUrw=PL1r5vusWcg6XtzFjrUjhAXRA9fcr0RQFU=10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXEV1az56Lw=11=PL1r5vusWcg6XtzFjrUjhAXRA9fcr0RQFU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlTkFSkJmGU=12=PL1r5vusWcg6XtzFjrUjhAXRA9fcr0RQFU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlmwUGSFU-Y=13=PL1r5vusWcg6XtzFjrUjhAXRA9fcr0RQFU

Put a ring on it

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wnzVMUbpV4

& I have a bridge going cheap!

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Where has Eric been??? This one I thought he'd love! Don't tell me he's getting laid!!!

Well I'm new here. Howdy.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Welcome! Read, post, comment, respond, have fun! this is a great place!

I believe that I was meant to travel.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VxoXn-0Ezs

Steve, is that you in there?

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Is that poison ivy???

Got that right..

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Or, any religious leader or any politician!