Here's your sign...

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

God as the ultimate mob boss!

It all comes like that Fam.

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Used to love Thai stick. & real Acapulco gold!

Nutritional Fun For All !!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Bra-a-a-ainzzz. Ambrosia for an atheist zombie!

Ready to play

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

What a coincidence! So do I!

Word to the wise

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Or is a pharmacist or chemist!

Just a little bit

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

No, I'll gladly ride it!!!

Mathew Who ?? Accused what ?

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

So, you did find it! I guess it was bound to happen. I guess some Carpenter's are actually carpenters!

Very very bad taste .. This was a spoof that tricked a lot of Uk people (unbelievably)...

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

What a great spoof! I can just imagine the outrage!!!

Why yes I have

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Have to try & make sure I don't say it out loud!

New age nursery rhyme

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Need some truth in advertising!

Oh deary .. unfortunate !

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

I wonder if he lived up to his name? (or down?)

Awwwwww.... Quaint !

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

& her brake-lines have been cut!

Tough to know

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Would that be considered incest?

But I like water!

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Doc needs to get some perspective!

Superman!! Too cool

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Riddle me this...

Michelle Wolf vs the Trump ladies

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Good picks, Rudy!

Grab the video, watch shit fly

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Un-fuckin'-believable! I've seen folk put stuff on the hood of their cars & tie their doors closed, but this one will be a treat to watch!

What an asshole

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

The adults are talking, you just sit quietly there, Donny!

Every month is the month of May for me

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew5J8wWsYEs

Cheating neighbor

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Is she doing it for a crowd???

I'm not even sure what to say.

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

I wouldn't doubt tRump has man-boobs!

Cheers to all!

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Show me proof & must lief believe!

IF I must sing karaoke, this is my go-to. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

'Under the Boardwalk', 'Lean on Me', 'My Girl', 'Born to be Wild'

Oz times....

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

She's gonna hurt in the morning!

I'm not sayin.....

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

First one he's ever found!

Cheech and Chong

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Did they mean "ruse"???

Game time!?...

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

None on my phone.

Question for the guys why is this sign needed

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Don't put George in there either!

Okay gang, let's finger for the Lord!

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Gotta love the name!

That's me in the corner...

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

You're black?!?!

Reasons why I curse

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Mostly, yep!

Brighten someone's day with a f-u-nicorn

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

So much more believable than the other one!

This is why I refer to it as "autocorrupt".

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

BTW, Congrats on Level 8!!!

If I could turn back time

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Was boppin' your Mom worth it, Carl?

Yucko Bucko’s got an itch

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Put sugar on it so the ants will eat it! Duh!

You matter.

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Is Neil dark matter? Just askin'.

Pants? Who needs pants?

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Wait, is he wearing a kilt???

That old chestnut

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

One, you're an idiot. Two, you're a sick idiot. Three, Please, give the baby up for adoption you idiot! Four, Tijuana is looking for talent, you skank idiot, get out of Arkansas!

Somebody should have thought a little longer.

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

A nu start as an anus tart!

Write your own caption.

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

I wonder how far she'll let me get??!!

I am watching you.

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

I think it's trying to tell me something.

Every fungus time...

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

LOL!

I lost count.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

With some it would be a long time before the push!

Same thing, right?

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Had pizza for dinner tonight! Should have had them put bacon on it!

Yeah, I work out.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Well, I was down here already, so,...

Couldn't resist.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Interesting color scheme!

I don't doubt it....

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Too crazy for what?

Interesting dynamics here....

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Funny how that works!

New Rule: Dear Roseanne | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Also, if you can only post so many posts here, bring your posts to "Memes..."!!!

Judgemental people suck..

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

I brought my Amazon delivery boxes!

Perhaps a repost...but it bears repeating.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

LMFAO! Great punchline!

Knockers, anybody?

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Knock, ring the bell, scratch at the door, just come on over! But you know it would be a delivery guy, 17 & acned, scratchin' his butt!

Rick James

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Who was talking about them?

Do they still worship us child?

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Need more proof...

Raw Food Diet

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Ugh!!!!

Wonder what it says

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Is that last line "...'til you crap yourself."????

Better give her some space...

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Gotta admit, I don't do well with this tactic. It's like, "What's Wrong?", "You know", "NO, If I did I wouldn't be asking.", "Well, if you don't know that just makes it worse", "I know I'm outta here, fuck this shit, speak up or lighten up, one or the other!"

Just a bit too creepy.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

That creepy face is in far too many memes!

You make one little mistake....

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

LMAO! Thanks, Eric!

Looks like you pissed off the wrong alpaca.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Blame the car behind you?

When pets start to imitate you...

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Lucy! You got some 'splainin' to do!!!

For the guys... when it gets that bad..

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

LOL! No, I let the little guys free from time to time!

Dump supporter showing his brilliant side.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Where can we get a wall that will keep these fools out!

This actually made me laugh out loud.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Either the funniest or most clueless ad folk!

Oh oh.. its hump day

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Holy, holy, holy shit!

Still dark.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Love Obvious Plant...

Let your freak flag fly.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

He'll either fall in love or freak the out, best to find out early!

None of your business, Carol.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Carol's got a point!

Men... take note.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Just because I'm irritating doesn't mean you're not moody!

Normal vs PMS

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

I'm willing to take my chances either way!

Hangry Cat

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Cats so seldom do!

That was a bad .

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

That's what happens when you don't keep the wife happy!

Happily married

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Sorta goes with the "Not made with love" sandwich!

And people wonder ex-religious people who were lied to as children are so pissed and hateful at ...

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Please get a source on this one.

Hmm. Hut rock?

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Eerie! Jabba-dabba-doo!

Preach, Brother Harris!

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

That about says it!

You go, girl!

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

& they're still crying!!!

I choose both.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Gotta post a picture of that!!! LOL

Who gets to judge whom?

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Jahweh, you got some 'spainin' to do!

Proud to say that someone is ME!!

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

You've come to the right place!

PSA from Honest Abe.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

LOL! John Oliver did a great bit on something like this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACwenVzN2oU

Euphemisms

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Well, did you at least give him a conjugal visit?

Putting your best face forward

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Doubt the guys are any better!

The truth will eventually come out.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Oh, so convincing!!! LOL

Anyone remember?

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Candyman! Been here & gone!

This is how Republicans think

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Yeah, like either of those could happen!

Fortune cookie

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Well, since it's from an authority figure & all that...

A heart on... I like that.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

I like it when I get both from a lady! (who's not always a lady!) & NO tranny jokes, please!

I'd never forget my username...

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Those names go together so well!

? Because....

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

It never got close to this point when I was in the Navy! If an officer had to actually say that your ass was already goin' to the brig!

Okay... first of all, no woman has ever said this.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Way to go, Moe!

Who did this?

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

& it seems the cherry now glows!

Counter commercial

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Seriously, 4 minutes is a stretch!

Well, this sucks.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Does DMV know something about you that you're not putting on your profile?

I knew it!

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Give it a week. It'll change again!

A Big Rack...

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

A big rack next to a big rack!

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Just need the bartenders to know my name. It's, "Sir, another?"

Honesty is the best policy

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Not a music lover, I guess!

Happy Humpday

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

We can try as many days as it takes!

Healthy mind and body

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

& that's the thumb she uses!