Good doggy

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

I'm salivating already, ladies!

Git it gurl.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Love it! My Bud was a tux. Miss that guy!

$3 billion of US aid since 1991 to create democracy in the Ukraine is bearing fruit - pogrom against...

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

I just don't even know what to say anymore. Will we as a species ever mature?

I just noticed that one of my nipples is a different color than the other two. Is that normal?

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Stop sucking on just the one nipple!

Saudi Arabia executing man for being an atheist. [ibtimes.co.uk]

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

& it doesn't end there. & gee, I wonder why they're one of our biggest allies??? https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/saudi-court-sentences-man-to-10-years-2000-lashes-for-atheist-tweets

OMG! Change those hip boots to chest waders before reading this! "At a rally in Arizona, Vice ...

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Just tRump's way of restocking the swamp!

Interesting idea but wouldn't recommend for edibles! [boredpanda.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Yeah, Nick, missing something here!

Do you perceive yourself as a good catch?

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

For the right person, assuredly!

Battery

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

That is a tempting target for so many things!

The Velveteen Rabbit .. Becoming real ..

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Gee, so I just have to find folk who understand? Not so easy, but I've found some here!

Gandalf knows !!!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

A smile breeds a smile & a frown breeds a frown. What do you want around you?

Listen closely.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Just please don't let it be a republican 'dog whistle'!!!

Until further notice...

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Party!

Excluding religion, what are some of the other forms of bullshit that you are growing tired of?

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Flat Earthers, & many other conspiracy nuts are more funny than anything, & yes, FE's belong with the rest of the conspiracy nutters for all their "proof" rests on the concept that every scientist everywhere is lying about everything! Honestly, the "Free Market" & Capitalism has run amok. We seem to have been turned into more of an oligarchy than when we were in the "Robber Baron" days. Trickle-down economics was rightfully called "voodoo"!

Oh look. My life in crosstitch

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Somebody took the time to needlepoint this? Well, that's something they didn't fail at!

Guys! I've got some bad news...

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

I'll give birth to a whole new nation! Will they be clones? Will any be female? Would they obey my every command? ....Some of this shit is just so hilarious!

If we can manage not to spend too much time feeling sorry for ourselves or raging over what has gone...

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

It's a constant ongoing process & learning experience.

Sick of their shit.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Must have been gay fish! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADGWPorwkYg

Don't make me do it.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

& good morning to you, too!

How long...?

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Too long!

Looks like jebus wasn't quick enough on grabbing that wheel.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Ok, so wrong & so fitting... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0CnS2Y6wZc

Maybe not every one but dam close.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

R'amen!

I have a friend I k you should meet.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijhL9Y7skQs

What are we coming to?

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

We've been there before, the wheel turns...

Goooooood morning!

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

There were so many of these at one time...

Stop killing Alligators

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Or those poor goldfish!

Fill her up

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

The back of the van almost looks like the art from "Court of the Crimson King"!!!

Your choice.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Easy damn choice!

Civil disobedience at its best.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Protest! C'mon, ladies, who's with me? How come there's 20 dudes & just 1 chick?

Punny and juvenile: perfect.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Never gets old!

The later it gets, the darker the humor.

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Searching the dank levels, were we?

I'm just going to leave this here. Use generously in the comments of your own posts ?

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

I agree this is good for conversations in general, not necessarily with memes. Memes are meant to poke & prod, surprise & maybe stagger. Just like stand-up, & the WHCD is a good example, pushing the envelope is a good thing.

Trump's Michigan Rally Goes Off the Rails: A Closer Look [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 2, 2018:

Seth just gets better & better!

7 years ago I took two llamas from a huge rescue in Montana that collapsed financially.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

So sorry. I really do know how you feel. Big Hugs to you.

This reminds me of Massholes....

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Almost didn't have room for the punchline! Brilliant!

I took my Little Girl (cat) In for her shots today and discovered she had been chipped.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

I'm so sorry, dear. The only consolation is that you know she's going to a good home. Big Hugs!

Cat traps, pt 4: Oops! There must have been a struggle while I was out of the room.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Ya gotta keep these up!

Hi all.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Welcome! There are always new members, so it's a good thing even if it is.

Last night was a full moon.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMlrdUNb1is

For @phxbillcee

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

I love you too, smart-ass! Yeah, it takes one to know one!

Really? Whoda thought?

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Now, I just need that first date!!!

Walmart...or

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

I miss the good ol' days!

Onward through the fog!

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

That dang unicorn can burn through the fog!

[youtu.be] The National- Terrible Love

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Wasn't familiar with these guys, thanks for the turn on!

Haters be hatin'

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Pick a theme, woman!

Horny burglary?

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

1 in 10, they say!

Fambly feud!!

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Kanye!!!!

You staying or going?

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Yep, you're really only the center of 'your' universe. The rest of the Universe keeps right on Truckin'!

Lil help ladies..

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

You can cut that 13 letters shorter for me!

Dave's not here....

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

What you do not want to see on your phone!

Meanwhile in the UK it's like ....

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

I'll buy him the second!

Make time for the important things.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Ah, to be young & limber again! Tho, I'd still give it a go!

Yep, I'm ruined.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Yes, yes it has, & this is but one example!

Here's a fun game.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

What the hell is that?

Here's a fun game.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

I think that's Ben Gay!

Here's a fun game.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Is that a real chainsaw?

Here's a fun game.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

I think the condom slipped!

What military training teaches you.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

I'm guessing this wasn't the first time!!!

Broken promises...

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

I'll share mine with you!

Revised for the Millenials

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

I don't think that's quite fair, they also want attention!

Whole relationships can form just from sharing memes.... ;-)

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

That it can, that it can...

When practicing the Devils craft (turn to the left)

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Great way to turn that around, & slap the church at the same time! Brilliant!

See ya later...

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

The first is just hilarious. The last, were there originally 4 doing yoga? & she's still there? Dedication!

OH Rapture!

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

I think I'd rather mine on toast!

One man's junk... is another woman's treasure.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Should have been able to tell when the bride's father decked you!

Morning people vrs night people. There's gonna be issues.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Coffee first, talk later.

Kibbles and bits

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Just tell me where! Well, not necessarily you!

Operators are standing by

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I

Conspiracy? But why ?

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Gee, I wonder why that is???? LOL

Awww romance is not dead..

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

It's officially an epidemic, Nick has changed his avatar, too!

It's a dogs life

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Don't blame ya' at all, little fella!

Adults at Play

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Wrong!

Pooh and Piglet in the Woods

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

He's just now concerned?

Well said.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Shaw was a very wise man!

Funny not funny

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

I always thought he was more realistic!

It depends.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Bet somebody just switched 3 letters to get this! (Original, "Giant cod is back")

I just changed my photo to show a different side of myself

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Yes, & I commented about it in another post. May Day must be change day!

Welcome @Phxbillcee! nice to see you here.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Thank you! Waiting to see just how nonsensical we can get here!

Just a little bunny-lover/artist humor....

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

& so much better than those tots with the huge eyes that were so popular there for awhile!

Quiz Show (Bible Contradictions) - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

One of my favorites of his!

It's pretty simple, really.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Put that together with the Euthyphro Dilemma & it sorta covers most of the apologia. Epicurus was a bad-ass!

And more true facts about sleep.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Shouldn't that be the NSA instead of NASA?

Speaking of sleeplessness...

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Who'da thunk!

I'll just leave this here

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

I guess there are worse pick-up lines.

Well, he's an ass, so....

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

& it seems to be a progressive thing!

I have used this one a few times.. gotta love that glazed look they get.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Yep, what a coincidence!!!

Way to go... godzilla

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

One myth or another!!!

Ricky G, he's the bomb

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ZOwNK6n9U

Whatever doesn't cure ya, makes ya stronger.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Funny he says this as he is a believing Catholic!

I assisted in helping some people with drug, alcohol.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Great list, so true!

It is amazing how even on this site some believe their opinions are the only ones that count ?

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Same as it ever was.

Smh.........

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

I'm sorry sir, there seems to be an anomaly. I'm afraid we'll need to do a full body cavity search!

Lollipop lollipop who wants a lollipop?

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

In a way they all do!

Nice placement!

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Somebody in graphics should get a 'raise'!

Brace yourselves!

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

& I wonder if the owner has AIDS, too????

Me and the unicorn

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

How does he get so much tail?

Twitter account?

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

That's my story & I'm stickin' to it!

AMC brings $5 movie Tues back!

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

There will always be an ulterior/business motive. So, what in this case, jump on it & enjoy!

Goodnight fellow members. I need sleep for work tomorrow.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

I'm sure you'll be out kickin' tomorrow! Take care!

Ok because it's on the clipboard: A New Zealander was talking to a N.

phxbillcee comments on May 1, 2018:

Damn, & on an atheist site another wishful thinker!