Blow it out your ass..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I think she's using queefs, not farts!

Allah, not. Odin, perhaps not as well.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I don't think this god has either...

Let's get it right

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Combustion-honkey!

Poor little bear

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Black bears matter!

Oh how I know the truth of this one.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Whatever you do just don't reply, "Because I said so!"

Let's go for a walk.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

It's certainly irrelevant to the body, now!

Grammar lesson for the day.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Think this variation is a bit better.

Who needs this first aid kit?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

What, no diapers for the big babies?

It's what I had on Saturday.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Hey, it's at least good for the soul!

Meme starter pack for women.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Ooooo-kay, then. Moving on.

Ethnic Cleansing of the Indigenous

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Same as it ever was. One day we may mature, it would sure be nice!

What will happen in a Googol years from nor [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

It's tough to get sad about things that will happen so far in the future. As for our sun expanding, if we as a species can't find another home by then, we deserve to go. As for the eventual heat death of the Universe, it very well may end like that. There are a few competing scenarios. Regardless, will a Universe, if not this one, start anew somehow? Will there really be a total end? We are pretty sure there will be for us personally, so it may very well be the same for the Universe. Interesting to think on, but nothing we need worry about. We do have more immediate concerns, though. Be nice if we took care of some of them or we may not have to worry about any of these others at all!

Nien, Net, Ni NO NO NO

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

& just in time!

Daily Pastis

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Dig me some Pearls!

Give a man a fish...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Or boobs!

Just wondering

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Oh, it surely is, which is why crossword puzzles can be so much fun, too! (Yeah, I'm a party animal!)

Shopping at Lowes

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

All depends on how you slice 'em!

Works for me

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Can never go wrong being Pythonesque!

babysteps

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

& you almost had it!

Just gonna leave this right here....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I knew they'd solve that eventually!

Blond(ie) joke

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Or to go back a bit 'further'... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nOpJMQ3-VE

Posted this cause I really like the saying, "devil vagina magic"

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Hell, always knew that! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJRjAHv69NI=PLIGKrzUh5tdZ2NGUITCLg9C-VIIxKUauj=3&t=0s

Guess he wasn't thinking that he'd be the receiver

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Be careful what you ask for!

Sadistically fun

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Ole'!

So far my favorite use of this Bandwagon Meme....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Not as dumb as he looks!

It sounds like it could be painful

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Rrrrrrrrrr-ough!

More of The Dude...cuz he doesn't get enough play on this website.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Yeah, I'm wearing my pajamas. I can lose them if ya' want!

A$$hole doesn't even cover it....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Looks like he attacked it with his hands!

Uh Tacos...duh?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I'll settle for the tacos!

I think I found the art piece to tie my whole room together....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Oddly alluring.

Time is a Flat Circus Part 2.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I don't know if "fun" is the word I would use, but I know what you mean!

@Captnron59 's post reminded me of Time is a Flat Circus.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

If Family Circus was real!

Yep... this is the right group.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

You came to the right place!

I fall easy.... (L)

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

If I didn't know you, I'd be afraid. Very, very afraid.

God will provide

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

& then symbolic blood sacrifice by the hack of foreskin to make up for not killing Isaac!

[floridamuseum.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

It is a constant & ongoing process, but also gradual for the most part, so not necessarily obvious.

Don't get mad it could be any of those...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I'm doing #4 to my computer screen now!

Smooth, bro

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Billy Bicycle-seat!

It might be fun

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Fun new game!

I'm going to need help

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Yeah, like just "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps." I ain't even wearin' boots, you ass!

Dumb question

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Every...single...minute!

The cynisism is strong

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Does help to keep the dark at bay, for a spell!

Mythology is freaky!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

It hurts so good!

Another album cover.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Trilly need to be doin' some Prozac!

God's will hahaha

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

LOL!

Aspirin? Ibuprofen? Anyone?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Yeah, & regular pain relievers don't cut it!

Legality of law

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Same as it ever was!

No pigs allowed

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

The kid's OG! Figures it's Billy!

Delusions of grandeur

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Delusions, indeed!

Tell tale sign of cheating

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

LMAO! & yet he made it home!!!

Doen the kung fu fighting when ya see one of these.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Wouldn't bother me as much if I was sure where the damn spider was!

Things that get bumped in the night

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

That's gotta sting!

TrumpTrickle Down Effect

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Such an example for the whole country!

How do you feel about talking openly about athiesm

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I think the approach will be different for each individual. I wear atheist t-shirts often, & have an "Atheist Atom" tattoo on my right forearm. I use them not only to state clearly that I am an atheist & will not hide, but as an invitation to discuss, if one wishes. I won't proselytize, & try to follow many "Street Epistemology" precepts if there is a discussion, but if theists can wear crosses, or other religious paraphenalia I can surely display mine!

I really feel this way.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

That's what we're here for!

Wonder how that happened?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Do you think insurance covers that?

Two of my favorite things: Aqua Teen and biology!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

R'amen!

An understandable mistake.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

"And this will be my party room, & we'll do the bedroom over by the tequila, & ..."

It's a complicated world....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

The six stages of sad!

More Corporate Twitter Savagery!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Yeah, I'll pass on them & Hot Pockets, thanks!

Somebody fell for it....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Gotta be quick!

The man is a genius.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

'Course you be wearin' that "Hooters" tee!

Yep... yep... might be...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Yeppers!

Breaking Bad never gets old...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Nope, never does!

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

LOL!

Makes one wonder who the real boob are

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

That this is ever an issue is absurd. How does it hurt even a kid to see a bit of boob? They're everywhere for fuck's sake. Grow the fuck up!

Truth in advertising

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

You will make many friends here!

More sexually oblivious memes part 2

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

The photo just fits this so well, too!

This is a message to my future self

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

So excellent!

Cigarettes stunt your growth

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Yeah, but you sure wouldn't turn it down, either!

Hilariously bad Christian Memes

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

As if #1 could happen!

Arab folk song

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Critter comfort...

Blah blah blah blah

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

These guys have a ton of great posters!

Write your own meme here.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Part unicorn!

Well this looks painful.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

The modern Vlad the Impaler strikes again!

And it's about time.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Winter is finally over, the women are shaving again!

Wish It Were Mine

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

A Hippy would die if he couldn't live free!

Truth....,

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Oh, just beautiful! Love it!

Yeah Cadbury....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Yeah, Cadbury"s! Dicks!

....sophisticated cat meme.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

& then order a PBR anyway!

More cat worshipping....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

So true, so true...

It's not even close to football season....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I bet that fucking Gandalf sicced 'em on you, didn't he?!?

But not necessarily always in that order all the time.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

What a tangled web we weave...

Memesplaing....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Just like an onion, bro!

Not just some dude....The Dude!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Dude?

Shut up Ted!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Chicken-hawk whack job!

Express lane.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

O,M,F,G! LMFAO!!!!!

Zappa. Nuff said.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Wish it were true! Such a genius on may levels!

You're not fooling anybody

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

All the time!

Does "literally" literally mean literally?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Love me some Cyanide & Happiness!

Oopsie Daisy

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Gotta send out a CW alert first!

Oh what a relief

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

No, that just means you shit yourself for no reason!

We've all done it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

NEVER!

Atheists wouldn't be telling everyone, right?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I do so 'passively'. I have @ a dozen atheist t-shirts & an 'Atheist Atom" tat on my right forearm. It's an invitation, not a confrontation.

TaDa! It's magic!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Come again? (LOL)

Calvin and Hobbes again. Loved C&H

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Said most every kid ever!

Do you remember FoxTrot?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Still running!

Love some calvin and hobbes

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Good luck with that! & I hope a visit to the principal won't violate those principles!

The virgins of the muslims might be a shock to them

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Oh, that is great! LOL!

Deadly sins

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

LOL!