Procrastination, my super power

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Sounds like your in denial, too!

All hail the spaghetti!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

R'amen!

Say hi, or anything

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Have him say "Boo"! Do some skywriting. Stop all guns everywhere from firing. Feed the hungry! Lazy ass non-existent bitch!

Bible lightsaber

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Unfortunately, just a musty old book.

Bloom county

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I LOVED this strip!

The cryptkeeper with picture

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

LMAO! Hasn't jesus called him up yet?

An agnostic beverage

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

LOL!

Militant agnostics

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Plain truth!

I've known a lot of twistians

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Seems like that is the current dominant sect in 'Murika today!

Knock knock

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Escape out the back door!

Seems true to me

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Don't forget that the bibble is true because the bibble says that it's true!

Kudos to you brave people

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Throw off your chains!

A true set of comments

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

See how easy we are???

Gospel in a nutshell

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Makes perfect sense...to a schizophrenic! (Gee, does that mean theists are crazy?)

Meme about abraham

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Been doing that cognitive dissonance thing a long, long time!

Quote from Epicurus

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Still valid after more than 2000 years. Mix this in with the Euthyphro Dilemma & give 'em a double whammy! Epicurus was a bad ass!

Definition of agnosticism

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Close enough.

Arguing with christians

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Such a great metaphor!

Some people are like glow sticks.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

The light still only lasts briefly, & then they burn out. As do we all, my brother, as do we all.

I know, it's mean. But it is funny.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Goldie was so talented but burned out young like so many before her.

A typical cat move.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

So true!

Support the Gray Pride movement.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Free Dr. Scholl's! Free Dr. Scholl's!

I know this is what my students think when they run errands for me.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

GPS tracker. Just sayin'!

Do you think it's going to work?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Tots & pears!

Southern Alabama house pet.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Not happy at all!

He's going to be in the next Marvel movie.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

That's funny, he doesn't look Norse!!!

You're missing your lipstick?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Or the cat!

He's soooo close.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

It will be mine!

Get my dark side!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Don't worry, brah, you're all Dark Side!

Study tip for my students!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Been so long!

I like this one

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I wonder if they consider Godzilla as one of the family?

I was listening to Metallica yesterday, and remembered this picture. Thought I'd share it with you.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Yep, that one's a classic!

I need this key on my computer.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

That could come in so handy at times! Just a baby Kraken, mind, I usually only want a localized effect!

This is the mood I'm in.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I'd write you one, but they may arrest us both!

Morgan Freeman

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

You can hear this in his voice!

They ought to make a movie about this.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Or neuter his ass!

Looks like a dog pretzel.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

If I slept like that I'd never walk again!

He's just like kids, trying to find a loophole.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Clever dog!

Alright folks, give your best caption for this pic.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Look! The ball is ascending to heaven!...Jumpin' Jesus!...Does this skirt make me look fat?...First one to miss has to meet me in the rectory!

I've always enjoyed Andy Capp.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Been a consistent chuckle for years!

Baptism by drive by

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Domine, domine, domine...you're all catholic, now!

Adam & Eve

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

No, problem, she's used to that taste by now, anyway!

More Cosby.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

His rep is ruined forever! Don't get me wrong, he brought it on himself, but fallen so far...

Church Mice

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Where's the cat when you need him?

Bruce Jenner's Cat

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Change is hard!

Early morning surprise.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Looks like instant! Ewww!

Good reception

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Well, not at this job, maybe.

Well this looks painful.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

See, farts can be deadly!

Cat watching horror movie: [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

LMAO! Thanks!

This kind of scares me.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

& always remember, the "Social Contract" can always be broken!

Because fuck you that's why.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

The people who ask that question would never get this joke!

I know a lot of people like this.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Or, shows that intelligence is not necessary or a guarantor of survival!

Now that's funny.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

My last resort was a Sheraton. Just sayin'!

Dark matter. That is all.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Oh, thank you. For a second I thought it was gonna go all Deepak Chopra on me!

Reading in the garden

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Have you sent any of these to the "Feline..." group. I think they'd love all these 'animal themed' ones! I know I do!

Hurricane season

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Maybe we could trade him to the NOAA?

Deez nuts

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Mine can go free to the right person! (or even the 'wrong' one!)

Couple of art memes....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Excellent! I bow to the master!

Dog watching

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

& at least the dog got some excercise!

Have fun with the neighbors

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

He ain't lion! (sorry)

If life gives you lemons, it's really not that bad.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Can't even 'choke your chicken' with an artichoke!

I... I got nothin'.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I'm guessing a kind of placenta, but I don't have many placenta joke on hand!

Out on the town

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Another good cat/dog differences meme!

Morning Constitutional

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

At least you made it to the "can"!

Here she is the Dream Girl Kelly Anne Kanye Try not to vomit on yourself

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Spirit dragon!

T-rex revisited

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

This is just plain funny! Thanks!

T-rex......

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Dino humor, the ultimate TBT (which falls on a Saturday this week!)

All too true

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Yes, but I'll at least take you to dinner & remember your birthday!

I'm not a runner

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

If I've learned anything over the years it's that I don't have to necessarily be faster than what's chasing me, just faster than whoever is with me!

My superpower

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I have the same superpower but I also received the ability to empty my bladder every half hour! Seems I got a twofer!

Talking to myself

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

& that's a good thing 'cause I also told myself I should drive out & pick up 3 pizzas & a lid! (that last is an old reference!)

George Lucas not messing about

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

That was cheesy, dude!

When relationships suck in the wrong way

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

First one is so true! & the 'blue balls' one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNzGMMCz6gM

Sexually oblivious memes part 2 @RavenCT @BeeHappy @Aushra @zorialoki

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

What a way to start the morning! With a laugh!

Caught one! Installment 2 in the cat trap series.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

LOL!

The commonplace insanity of customer service.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

People do the darndest things!

At what level should this group be accessible?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Want to be sure they are semi-legit first, anyway.

Today's forecast...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Who'd a thunk!

Kanye's new sidebitch

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Looks like he's progressing!

Just fake news

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Dang, what a way to find out that someone you don't even know has blocked you by just seeing only half a conversation! Can't please everyone, I guess!

On a serious note...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

You mean like this?

Congratulations!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Yeah, mad respect to someone!

Clinton's at it again!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Something like this might be worth a try. It only takes one!

Dinosaur extinction

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

That is flat-out funny stuff!

Math is hard

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Addition is just the gateway to multiplication!

Next contestant, please

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

& the winner is....You're all losers!

Have you ever been so high that ?????

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Oh, yes! It's good to get top quality!

Blood acquires it's colour ....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Hemocommunism!

Three Stages of Primate.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Was so funny when the Cheeto in Charge actually tried to sue Bill Maher when he called him half orang!

You're fucked !!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

She's just mad because she can't marry Daddy!

What were they thinking?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Uh, they weren't!

It's easy! Here's the diagram...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I just love that it's so precise!

Not a fun experience... saying for a friend.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Gotta be quicker, Ron!

How fast are you??

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Or a surprise castration!

Here I is girls!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Let's face it, your body wouldn't bring three-fiddy!

How to not look like a drunk.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Better to do it with a real baby, it won't have that plastic look. At least not for the first few days!

I am one of them!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I know how ya' feel, buddy!

When I die.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Just as amazing is that we are made of stardust to begin with!

I am a skeptic.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

"Skepticism is my nature,..."

So. Amazingly. Cool.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Okay, we have animal, the fox/dog one, & mineral, the sphinx/quartz one, so here's my vegetable..."Kumquats are very sexy lain beneath a zucchini plant dojo!"