Theme for the night

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

A Ferrari can't feed the whole neighborhood!

What day is it?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

We don't work, we've got no place to be, so you know what I mean!

Parrrtayyy!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Or, more familiarly...

Get busy livin!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

In other words, don't dwell on it!

Dude, bro.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Fuck! & you wonder why I stick with cigarettes!

He probably had a heads up that the flood was coming.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

& the Penguins from the Antarctic!!! & the Dodo! &...

Oh you, always kidding around

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Seems like little enough to ask!

Have to do another Cosby

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Well, you're fuckin' convicted!

2 scoop weekend!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Mmmm, nylon! Baskin Robbin's 132 Flavor!

Strike a pose...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Ah, Kink 'n Lame & their new single, "Dragon Blech"!

Holy shit mate ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

A pareidolia party!

Perhaps!?!?!?!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Sounds like you need driving lessons!

Definitions (content censored for you squeamish)

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Oh, I wish that wasn't there! That is so dang pretty! Almost as cute as mine!

Ben Carson's HUD Is Brutalizing Low Income Americans [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

This is what we've got...

Riddle me this ....... ?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I love tRump tree-song (treason?)?

I am sure most of you know of Maru, the box loving cat from Japan.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Thanks! I needed that!

"You're quoting Shakespeare" - Rob Brydon reveals popular Shakespeare phrases in everyday use - ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Such a great find!!! Thank you for this, I loved it!

1971-When Rock and Roll met Bluegrass. Earl and Randy Scruggs, The Byrds [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Excellent! Thanks!

He who casts the first.. hold on

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

At least give it 24 hours, dude!

Mind Blown

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

You're lucky. Mine tends to yell a lot!

Mac & Cheese doesn't have much nutritional value so, it's important to eat a lot of it.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

A staple for my 20's! Well that, weed & beer!

I'm really glad that Kellyanne Conway isn't all over the news anymore.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Seriously does, doesn't it!

I was never intended for human consumption but, I have a feeling there are several people that are ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I'll pass, but be sure to pass it on!

Note to Self...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

NO! Sorry, not in a good mood right now.

I really haven't a clue what they are on about

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I would have been diagnosed decades ago!

Owned ....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Can only be answered with... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

Nightmare fuel.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

What's really sad is that is probably not the worst some women have seen!

Now 'bout that bible

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

No, no it isn't!

Here's an album cover for ya!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

That thing is fuckin' huge!

OH gosh ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I see y'all got the same brand across the pond!

It's the weekend!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

What a nice cop! He was willing to share!

Yeah, who did that?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Male doctors!

Very true...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Well, not for dental work, those teeth are the whitest I've ever come across!

The Bill Cosby theme continues

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

You asked for it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU&t=120s

That face you make when you ....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Ooh, ooh give me that heavy table!!!

Almost too true to be funny.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Fairly obvious answer...

Here is the best before and after shot of anything ever recorded.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

That interview was such a train wreck!

Little reminder of summer time fun for guys

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

???? @mistymoon77, do you want to update your profile???

I would probably never use it, but sometimes I see a post and wish there was a "meh" button.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

That's what comments are for!

Hoping this is a safe place to vent about DT.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Check out some of the previous posts & comments. I think it'll set your mind at ease, even if tRump doesn't!

Comic relief...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

All good, the first is hilarious!

It's tough at the top

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Sure wasn't talent or anything!

Now I'm hungry.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

You do know you can comment on your own post & still score double points?

Very possible

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Or a zrygrblg, as they call it!

If there is a hell it should be totally awesome by now.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Need a few more women to round things out, tho. I'm glad we have a great bunch here!

Best meme ever! Putting to dick heads together to make one epic meme.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Great! & not at all 'too soon'!

Here's a little something to offend everyone

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Fuggin' great! I love it!

Things are not always what they appear to be

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Not true! I'm definitely old enough to tell the difference between a dog & a pussy!

I don't think crying would be much better.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

That's nervous laughter!!! (Anyone buy that?)

Definitions (content censored for you squeamish)

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Even with that black splotch,...

Such a tease!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I woulda hung around, too!

Have you seen the clown?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

See, see, he is gay!

Still looking

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

What a rack!

What's all the talking about walls?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Oh, ya' just can't beat homegrown!

That Face

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Bet he won't be when you turn around!

You hold the power!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Stand up & take it like a man!!! LOL

It's over there somewhere

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Beat ya!

Horse tranquilliser ??

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

No! I may be a Bill, but I ain't no Cosby!

Life is too short for anything else

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Pizza, fedoras & vests! (Tho I do wear pants, but,...) & books & atheist or science/nerd, & R&R tees!

What the hell are you doing?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Damn gringos!

The struggle is real....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I'll jump up & down & make butter!

Too soon?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

He shoots, he scores! He gets convicted!

I don't think I'll use Michael Jordan crying...but yeah!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Would you rather use this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVQOLX1wDAc

Too soon?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Shuffled off this mortal coil???

For the Breaking Bad/Avenger cross over fans....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

No spoilers, Eric! LOL

Harambe died so we could live....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

& take your idiot parents with you!

Always that to look forward to....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Something to look forward to???

Harsh but fair.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Just doesn't get memers!

Yep, that's me! [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

This reminds me of when Randy Johnson was with the Diamondbacks. He got a hit (!) made it to first, rounded the base, or tried to, & went sprawling & looked just like this! After the game, Matt Williams & some other teammates made a chalk outline of this sprawled figure on the baseline! Funny as hell! That was an incredible season & helped a lot of us get through 9/11!

Time to post this again: By the way, Gerry Goffin and Carole King wrote this song.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

The whole soundtrack is great!

Sounds like an emergency to me.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Not to worry! It lets him know you've got some muscle control!

I know the feeling

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I can SO relate!

Yeaaaahhhhh!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Or in the pop!

Doesn't it tho..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Or, almost anywhere!

Hey all heathens!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Hey, you! Happy TGIF!!!

Ooooooch! Turnt Grandpa strikes again..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Hurts so good!

Men choices

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

The woman is still more attractive than most of the "pretty" women on FauxNews! Their poison just oozes out!

I was robbed at gunpoint

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Too-packed Thats-sure?

Do tell.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Only what they implanted in my brain!!!

Cosby roast

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

& I grew up in West Philly & used to really like this guy. So many icons have turned out to be just nasty fuckers. Popped bubbles all over!

Well....would you?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Eat it with relish (no, not THAT relish!) & freak everybody else out!

This is actually an accurate analogy of how I felt most of the time working at a 911 center But ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

& I bet they hate you for that!

Stay off her!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Stay off the cat, too!

How do cats hold their joints?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Please, not the first! Looks like tRump drinking water!

Jeezus please us

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Probably will anyway!

Pooped out mustang

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Shoulda fed it high octane!

Math can be confusing

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I don't think that kid will pass this class!

Run Forrest run

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Life is like a box of condoms...

Men United!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Okay, I wouldn't say no to the latter, but I really wouldn't mind the former at all!

Don't I know it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

The gene pool after 30 starts looking that way, too!

Your too young

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

It means nobody else will want that ice-cream!

Ooopsy... tell all

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Naw, can't be semen, it'd be all over her face, too!

I ain't sayin he a gold digger

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

They look so, well not good, but right together. They'd both get off by just complimenting each other to orgasm!

Hi everyone, I am new to this group and like many others, I am appalled by the carnage taking place ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Or, don't wish to. Welcome!

Return policy

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

We can repair her, we have the technology...

Socially unacceptable

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Always thinking, just not always coherently!

Dating protocol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Most women I've dated seriously were minimal make-up wearers, anyway. & I've got a goatee (sort of) so it doesn't hide nearly enough of my face.

Damn lying again...I forgive you.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

You know the classiest women!

Just once?....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Sure as hell ain't a deal breaker for me, especially since if it's during sex I helped cause it!

Peace, everybody. How's it going?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

3:15 here & I have to be up at 6:00, gotta try at least!