Just walking around blindly

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Get a dog or a cane, fool!

Oh, men....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Gotta admit, that sign asked for it!

Guess she wanted a little buddy

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Well, he was smarter than her son George!

If only...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I hope he dies in prison orange!

We are Devo.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I agree many of us are Dev-iants!

Hot pink is definitely her color...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Being used at the construction of the new NOW Center!

Good morning memers....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Good morning, Eric! Coffee is almost, I said almost, as vital as memes, right up there with alcohol!

....what did that octopus say about my mama?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Then you'll love these!

You only get that once....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Used to love those in grade school! When they got delivered was like x-mas all over! (Yeah, I'm a bit of a nerd!)

Never was in the slightest danger....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I'll have a Whopper w/ cheese, hold the green!

Yeah, Sharon.....be the change doesn't caption everything!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Gandhi don't want to be involved, girl!

Talk about getting medieval on their ass....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Could be his dead rivals???

I've never used it for anything else....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

My min-vial of nitro!

@phxbillcee is now level 9! Congratulations to this great friend of g:31!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I think I'm the first, if so, that's pretty cool!

I just think it's a bass-ass costume...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I agree, but, I don't know if the dog is all that enthused!

Lol........

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Well, you know what they say... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

Ok people...I've got a few good ones...enjoy...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Poor Ron!

Because idgaf

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

We like you, well, tolerate you, Ron! I know, I know, ydgaf! LOL

Giggity giggity

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I wonder how Disney got it erect?

Just one more time m'fer

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

"Cannabis is a Gateway Drug...to mellow!" LOL

You gotta catch me ousside!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

There's always... Not this shit again!

Upcoming birthday!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

That's just fine, she won't be with you by then, anyway!

Too old for this

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I know that feeling...

New rapper on the scene

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

MC Fu-Khed!

Hopeless romantic

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

That you did, Ron, that you did!

Oh shit... bad taste

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Ah, the old, "They all look alike trope!" Of course, if we did go to war with China, I don't know if many ground troops would be used, nukes are cheaper! Plus, they seem to be winning the economic war!

Bill.... you listening!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I did, Ron. C'mon out, the weather's fine!

Good morning!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Yeah, accidentally, sure!

Behold the magic shield fake deity

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Rainbow Power?

Call the Fashion Police & shut it down.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Well, she's 70 & he's 71, guess they could look worse!

Not the lasagne

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

"Well, I just thought with the way you been hitting it..."

@phxbillcee is now level 9! Congratulations to this great friend of g:31!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Thank you, Eric! I'd like to thank the Academy...Really, thanks, all!

Uber suspicious to me

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Good ones!

I am feeling grateful today!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Grateful for the bleak void of Lord Cthulhu!

Would you rather fart every time you yawned or scream every time you sneezed?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Fawn! to go with the spirit of @RavenCT. Even though a scream can be theraputic, at my age I find farts very comforting. At least I'm not at the age yet where I worry about control! LOL

Some of us may have had this experience...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I think she'll know!

I'm posting more kitties until we get that last post sorted.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

You can't make me say "aw"!

I know its not a deal to some folks, and it usually isn't to me either.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

It's good to have a smoking buddy! Have fun & good buzz!

I got on this site because it looked like a place where I could discuss my ideas and beliefs without...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Was this in a thread with others commenting? Did no one call this person on it? If you want to talk to @Admin, that may be good. If you want to PM me & give me the link to the thread, I think I'd like to talk to this "person"!

What a way to go.... :-)

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

If not, maybe after?

The Senate chat room is open for testing today from 6-8pm EST.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I'll try again tomorrow, sorry to have missed it!

This woman had so much potential.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Wasn't the biggest fan, but I did think this was her best!

Going to give this positivity g another try...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I can't help it, you have that effect on me, Eric!!!

Still waiting

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Dude, you'd be left behind in a fire drill!

When you drain the swamp all the swamp monsters surface

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Yeah, just how is that 'swamp drainin'' goin' for ya'?

Don't you know who I am?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Really, be afraid, be very afraid!

This is how important people do it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Could've saved a call & just done it then!

An exclusive look at me stalking....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Your inner beauty shines through at times like these!

Making fun of music stars makes me feel better about the fact that I have not aged well...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Eric, you're like fine wine...that had a cracked cork!

Another public service...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I just like to say I don't take a good picture. Same difference!

So I got that going for me..... I also have that going against me.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Same dilemma here. Can't win for losin'!

Only every morning...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

You just now realized?

So real....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

& struggles to get snuggles!

I'm sure there's a line waiting around the block...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Whatever you need, Eric!

But seriously Who is hungry

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I'll take a breast, then go to work on some thigh!

What are your top three war movies?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, Private Ryan &I'll add for contrast, Johnny Got His Gun, The Deer Hunter, Born on the Fourth of July

WE ARE FAMILY!!! We have become somewhat like a family here wouldn't you agree?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

To date this, the 'baby' in the picture is now 40 years old! My Dad has been gone for some time.

Prince Greatest Hits Full Playlist - Prince Best Songs Of All Time [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Better Quality & videos... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrbFQEcpJ3A=PL37yuKqdtDhPqOXhU5C6nGFisE7bjYSE_

An atheist World War II vet dies and goes to heaven where he meets God, showing off his existence in...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

No, 'cause the point isn't the toast, it's the non-existence.

Go back to Canada, Iowa...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Makes perfect sense to me! Go back to Canada, Iowa! & Dakota (both of them) & Idaho &...

Yet again, I stand corrected...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Cheaper version of the Crack ho'!

If there is a God he has a lot to answer for... Or she... Or it...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Hey, shit head, you gotta lot of 'spainin' to do!

Separated at Birth?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I really don't think I'd confuse the two!

I almost called the police because there was a fat, balding, naked guy in my bathroom...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Face it, Eric, that's usually your date!

We all have weakness...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Cornholio!

... without the six hours of coming down...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Well, I guess it's a cheap buzz, but don't do a thing for me!

The theme continues. jesusjokes

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Another good bunch!

Probably should have given the name a little more thought.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Not very comforting when you think about it!

You could have just listened to her talk about her feelings

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

That's okay. Wait 'til she finds her car has severed brake lines!!!

Interesting movie

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

& the hammer??? The peen is just to anchor it?

Unless you want to watch the reaction, lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

As if that would stop us from being crude! Give us some credit!

I'm guessing a net wouldn't have helped

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I'm guessing they won't need that high-colonic they had scheduled for Thursday!

Hope no one crucifies me for this

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

A little repetitive there, but funny.

404 Not Found....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

That's a good picture!

I find your putt stance disturbing...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Force yourself to do it!

And they wonder why we feel we need a safe space...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Ah, some of the old classics are still there!

Sorry I disappear from here so often... But... I'm in sales...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Ya' gotta do what ya' gotta do, bro!

I hope this one has Deadpool...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

It does, he's sitting in the chair!!! LOL Okay, pretty soon, tho!

Where are my glasses?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I find, "You look better when you don't have your clothes on!" to be a much more effective compliment!

"We're raising it gender-neutral until it decides for itself'

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Not really stressing about this. Being Irish & a Yank, not really on my radar!

Ok, yeah, a little harsh.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

@Blindbird's parenting techniques!

IDK, just seems stupid!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Forrest Gump's breakfast!

Besties forever

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Can't we all just be weird together?

What did you say?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I am the Walrus!

Total bummer

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

& those that could didn't need the strip club!

My favorite place

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I want to do so many things to that!!!

Kermit has it tough

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Froggy was sensitive wasn't he!

Yeti boycott?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

True dat! https://www.yeti.com/new-price-coolers?utm_id=google_475534229_27908074949_251015279891_kwd-7249618193_c=CjwKCAjwq_vWBRACEiwAEReprDnxiq60Rbsc5rlSfffVS77Xcoqq05tUnDS_JHBvQd0-tpdujcOH9RoCGY4QAvD_BwE

Have you seen...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Seems like she left you, too, kid!

Yeah, well, I guess.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I hear Freddie Mercury owned one of these!

Interesting point.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

The search can be half the fun!

More jesusjokes

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

You do love you some Jesus memes! I'm glad, they're hilarious!

Men if you care to make a wish

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I don't know. That thing don't look very healthy!!!

99% of people will not ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Of course not! It's my post! Keep your grubby hands off it!!!

Don't blink..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Was it Uncle Ernie by any chance?

Here's a pic

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Haven't been in prison for awhile, so there's that!

For those that don't know the rulez (by request).

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

& I bet there's an even longer version!

Why do people who believe in an afterlife cling on to this life no matter how bad it gets?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

You would think that they'd have huge "going away/bon voyage" parties!

I want my cracker

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Looks like he's not pining for 1 cracker, he's pining for a few extra "Lunchables"!!!

Oh Steve, listen to Steve

phxbillcee comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Drunk Steve is such a dick! LOL