Fatal.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

The Oregon Trail was a dangerous trail!

Just stay home

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I love that they'll go into a steak or seafood restaurant & expect a full vegan menu! If I go to a vegetarian place, (if I'm really trying to get laid!), I don't expect burgers or prime rib on the menu!

Mondays...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

That is real "beat" poetry!

[facebook.com] This is so wholesome It made my teeth ache - in a good way.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Well, San Francisco is a "sanctuary city", so even Canada Geese are welcome!

Checklist for the day off Almost complete

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Sure to confound your enemies & make your day!

Oh, holla!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

The Starbucks will be empty & the Dairy Queens will be full!

While I think having a space for higher level members could be good, there are more than a few ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Quality is also somewhat subjective. I post lots of science leaning articles. News & late-night news. Try to be involved in different threads that seem interesting. Am involved with a few different groups, but,....& you knew this was coming. I also spend a lot of time in the "Memes..." group because I get a kick out of it & we have a great selection of nuts over there. I've been on every day since I joined in late December, even with a number of outpatient hospital 'visits'. I don't chase points, but they tend to follow. Quality is also subjective. I haven't blocked anyone, tho I think one person may have blocked me, I honestly don't know or care as we butted heads. Bothered him more than it did me. I have a thick skin. Anyway, I don't always get into detail in my answers, if my point was already made elsewhere in the thread. & sometimes I post articles just to see what the discussion becomes. So, that's my take. Personally, I'm glad for the group you started, I think it does a lot of good, & I thank you for that!

Where's Waldo?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

The next step is when he places his hands on either hip but continues the exam!

Like a crazy cat lady, but not cats.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

She may be way kinky, but looking at the sizes of some of those things, yeah, she sure doesn't need me. Some of that stuff looks like military ordinance! I think I even see a few light-sabers!!!

Kinky pirate FTW!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Punctuation is important!

Microsoft Math

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

So dang true!

Duct tape fixes everything. Even loneliness.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Chloroform helps, too!

tried to kill a spider

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

What are you tipping it?

You're sure that's the right word?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Even in the Sports section, this is sad.

Your horoscope for today

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Ah, but the truth doesn't sell!

And there it is

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Not sure that curry will stay 'til you get home? Get Tampons!

How often, or when do you feel like you need to exercise the old "suspension of disbelief"?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

The only time I may come close is in the wish that there really was "justice" in the world. That you knew certain criminals, of many types, would definitely get their just due. But I realize that is just as much wishful thinking as a belief in an afterlife, & I file it under "if only".

Not even a little bit sorry

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Probably like dust & regret. I'll pass, thanks!

Not a turn on.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Well, he obviously is a bloody idiot!

Dial 1-800-Jenny ....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

If you got her from behind it would take her about 5 minutes for it to register!

Repeated this inwardly for two hours today listening to a Country Music Station.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I'm so sorry for you! Next time bring earbuds!

Appetizing!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Somehow that sounds even worse than either alone!

Social Media got biblical.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Only 2 sins?!?! & one isn't even the right sin!!! I must be slipping!

Fresh out the fridge

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Anyone up for a cold one?

Bring cash.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Keep standing like that & you'll collect!

Instant Karma

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Seems like those two were made for each other!

Immigration

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Goes well with your earlier Jindal one!

The patron god of Portland, Oregon is an Iron

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Ah, sweet irony!

Telecommunication

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Can you hear me now?

How's that working for you, Bobby?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Ugh! LOL

My new favorite flower

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

LOL! The hunt is half the fun!

The Old Jedi Master..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

LMAO! His wand has lost its Force!

Fickle mother nature!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Not even close!

Yes, again me... geesh!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

We've always teased my Mom that she has a "Black Thumb", as she kills any plant she takes care of (amazing 5 kids survived!). I even got her a small cactus planter & she killed them within a month!

Just released yet another sacrilegious video.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Sorry, bro. I couldn't get past your intro. Maybe I need a drink, or maybe I'm too old, but just seemed like an annoying waste of time. Sorry, do not mean you are, just that intro.

What evidence do you have that the human species is capable of surviving to the end of this century,...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

We may not, I'm not as sanguine as some of the other commenters. But life will go on & so will the planet, at least until the sun starts to expand. There's nothing all that special about us as a species unless we make it so, & poisoning the planet isn't really a good sign.

Ted Cruz: Americans Have No Right To Masturbate

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Gee, & I always thought he was a major Jerk-Off!

Video meme [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Yeah, I'm comfortable with that whack owning a firearm!!!

Just found this. Enjoy.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

As they all point & laugh at the poor unfortunate demon they've conjured up!

[youtu.be] Think I'm officially a Dr. Mike fan. Has nothing at all to do with how cute he is?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

No, nothing at all! totally unbiased because you are, after all, a @Blindbird!

What will happen at level 9?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I don't think Admin has figured that out, yet. Will have to soon, I'm closing in!

Which infamous leader does Trump remind you of?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

He is such a multi-no-talented semi-man!

See! I have healthy food in my fridge!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Why does that eggplant look bruised?

Used to be called something else.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Then they became known as "Hail, hail, the gang's all here-olines!"

Bad pun of the day.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Yes, yes it was! LOL

Idk wut they mean...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Not even quite ready for 'Dick & Jane', many of them!

Pleeeeaaassse!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

& it only draws attention to yourself!

When hell is hell...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Another Cyanide & Happiness gem!

Phew! Finally safe again.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

These guys will be so disappointed!

I gotta go!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

The look on that face sorta makes you think it just might be too late!

Damn liar...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

So says any girl that's ever met him!

Proper categories are important.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

LOL! Who are they listing as the author?

Born To Be Wild. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Great anthem!

Just try helping!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

At least he's not getting literally roasted!

So far so good.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Oh, you'll be safe no matter what! LOL But I sincerely doubt anyone has to give it a thought, tho some are obsessed!

Nullification

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Don't know quite why you linked these here, but I agree with both!

Jefferson Airplane - Crown of Creation [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Love the whole "Crown..." album!

I was born fourth generation Mormon.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Welcome & congrats on making the journey. It can be a tough one. One good thing, you don't have to 'believe' in science. It can be proven & demonstrated, so no faith required! & it keeps filling in those "gaps"! Glad you made it here!

Noah's ark theme

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnVHnfw_OH8

5604, 8105...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

About the only thing to do with PETA that ever made me smile!

Very observant

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Hey, he's licensed & everything! Must be legit!

Dad jokes on signs. 2 of 4

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

This shop put out a different 'sign' every day, for all I know, they still do!

Dad jokes on signs. 1 of 4

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Decided to use 'em all up, eh? Well, they are good, so have at it!

Fun "fact"

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

We need a definition of terms here!

A couple more.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

We are all clowns. We are flukes of the Universe!

I laughed.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

All funny, but I love the first one!

Mona For The Bona.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

This pose would have gotten play in all the men's-manuscripts of the time!

What a creative concept!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

It's called the local pub!

If Murphy's Law had a highlight reel, my day would be it. So glad to be off work tomorrow.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Trite, but true..."This too shall pass!" Hope your tomorrow is much, much better!

So you join a dating site and you need a user name that represents who you feel you are.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I just use my e-mail/internet name & hope anyone interested will read my profile & check out my posts & comments. Now, that will scare off @90% of the women right there, but at least I'm honest!

It's my birthday! [youtube.com] or 32nd, but whatever :)

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Congrats & Happy-B-Day! It's my Mom's B-Day, too! She's got you beat by a bit, she's 89!

Totally legit.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

That is fuckin' great!!! Goin' on my FB page! (Stir the pot, stir the pot!)

I'm so sure....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

She must have been high when she said this!

Scccoooorrrree

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

But the goalie doesn't usually pack a piece!

I really don't mind

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

&, you can lose the top too, if you want!

Ride em cowboy

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

But, I'm willing to re-locate!

Relationships

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Sure goes a long way!

When you literally have eyes on the back of your head

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

& this is the better-looking side!

Spring is in the air

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Dang, Mom got loose again! (Actually, it's her Birthday. 89 yo today! Give her a shout-out, guys!)

New way to butt dial

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I thought it was supposed to be gay "pride"???

Listens to Ariana Grande once...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

His ass was ready to tip anyway! Bet all his pants are latex!

Goodbye cruel world...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

& I just bought tickets for 'Hamilton'!

Ooopsy.. how did that get here?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Deserves so much more!

Communions

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I'd have to see how many wafers I could fit on that!

Raunch ahead

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

'Mama said there'd be ho's like this, Mama said there'd be ho's like this!

Snorting condoms ain't shit

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Ron, Ron, have the cows become that boring???

12step hep..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Was her pimp her 'Higher Power'?

Same outfit?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

LOL! I still don't think I'd get them confused!

How's this group?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

& what have you figured out?

Adult Cereals

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Special K-Y!

Even with arthritis

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

You figure he'd know better by now!

Maybe slow down on the meth, dear

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

That be one woke deer!

You know it's true

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Doin' the doubles again, Ron? Think maybe you ought to smoke after you post???LOL

Something funny going on

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Gotta be her hand, please, be her hand!!!

How old is his mom?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

How better to contemplate?

Must like paying child support

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Ah, yes, the oldest contraceptive going, & the main reason for overpopulation!

Oh the jungle

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Better hope that lion doesn't suffer from PE!

Little pervert

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

LMAO!!!

Noooo Snoop!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Snoop may be stoned, but he's not stupid! He'd never do a Tide-Pod, unless you had hot sauce!

Jesus having his nails done

phxbillcee comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I wonder if she charges extra?