Daddy issues

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Gotta admit, I'm not a predator. Probably hurts in the "getting lucky" department, but I can sleep at night. Wait, no I don't, dang, so why,...

Family plans

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Short, succinct & to the point!

Damn kids!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

I do that to other people's kids all the time!

Don't act like you wouldn't watch a full length porn of this...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Sorry, claymation & even hentai don't do it for me. (Well, not much!) Would rather fake situations with sorta real people!

But we drive friendly in Texas

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Not gonna share with that asshole!

Run Ozzy run

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Yeah,...Yo!

No George!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Wouldn't put it past anyone in that family! Of course, Texas, too. They do things different down there!

Surprised to see Sarah Palin there...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

This one's awesome!

Please Don't Knock

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Door's wide open!

Killing the Patriarchy... One bump at a time!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

& then you won't be able to afford dinner anyway!

Smart lad...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

LOL! Tho I'd accept that dare!

Amazon and the White House

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

I surely believe that last line!

Nothing bad taste here.. going to the ball !

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

He should be drinking a Bloody Mary!

From Easter. The raunch of the day. You're welcome.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Little nosy, aren't you?

Nah...they don't know

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Yeah, it'd completely fool 'em!

Girl problems

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Tough to hide it in that outfit, too!

What would you do?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Drench all the mattresses.

I'm not gay....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

This just speaks of lack of commitment!

Necrogasm...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Hey, she'd still be warm! & with extra holes!

Everything is an adventure if you just use your imagination...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

It was a jungle out there when we were lads! It taught us fortitude, & how to spit out hairs discreetly to the side!

My name is Eric and I am a...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Or when I'm happy. Or sad. Or just awake!

Ohhh Kermit

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Gotta love that Kermit tongue!

I don't think Bert was as into the idea as Ernie...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Very dangerous! Hit a bump at the wrong time & Bert becomes Bertrina!

Yeah, that.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Bet that's some rough-ass tp, too!

This is the album cover for which band?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Close, but no cigar...

Is it wrong that I find this oddly hot?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

I guess not. If guys can love lesbian sex, women can get off on the opposite.

247... Don't ask me how I know.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

What's your total up to now?

He's into the dog whistles... You've probably never heard them.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

That's one Chien Froid!

National Lampoon

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

They had some great covers, such as this classic...

Another option besides cremation or burial.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Ashes to ashes, mulch to mulch!

Old quote but very true.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

As it has ever been!

Look real close..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

LOL! Calling Lamont Cranston!

Rowan.. smart man.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Why I'm an anti-theist as well as an agnostic-atheist.

True that one..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Your kickin' ass with your posts today! You go, gurl!

My 2nd favorite

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

So true!

My favorite way of explaining religion

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Nailed it as he did so many things. He was surely born ahead of his time. He would have flourished today. He'd probably still have been a drunk, but he would have lasted longer.

Meanwhile in the south....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

To be fair, when the doctor said 'pancreatic' this guy thought it was anti-creationism, so he was understandably upset! None of that commie atheist shit for him!

How do you view them.....?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Really, lady, not everybody can afford Russian hookers!

SO Wise bumper sticker.. so so wise...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

& the sticker right next to it..."But I have a lawyer that can make your life a living hell!"

It's called encryption people... Look into it.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Don't panic, folks! We know he never gets rid of any of them!

Why Donald Trump is no longer allowed to play board games with his family...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Hah! Just too, too...

Oh.....bummer

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Well, especially if you hang around with that bummer board!

I see how you are

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Ralph, the porcelain god!

Tasty salad dressing

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Lemon-pepper vodka might work better!

Good to know?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

This goes along with the Free-range Vaggies from earlier! Always eat organic, friends!

No rest for the wicked....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

And just to make sure @Admin gets a chance to laugh along!

I'd ignore that warning label too....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Mmmmm, Free-range Vaginas! Bet they're healthier for you, too!

Zuckerberg!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

He's the gift that keeps on giving for you, Eric!!! LOL

Yeah so on the Starbucks thing....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

I actually enjoy Dunkin's coffee more!

Speaking of people....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Well, I was gonna save it for later, but, ok,...

I'm having the other half of my supper for breakfast this morning..big isn't it?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Day old chicken-fried steak? I'd have to still be drunk to have that for breakfast!

Actually at my age...9pm

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Ladies, I'm available at any time! Yes, I may be dead-ass asleep, but I'll wake up EVERYBODY in a good cause! & if the dick ends up broke, there are many other alternatives! My # is, 602-......

You can take your own car

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Why am I suddenly reminded of Swan Lake?

60$ a pop?...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

I think one of the criteria for donors is...No Memers!

My baby loves me..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

It's the least she could do!

Eric in court today.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Screwed, blued & tattooed! Cop a plea, Eric!

Thought this was funny

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

As he wonders if it was one of his!

No. No you don't need a new church

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

That kid's gonna go places! Probably a state institution of corrections, but places indeed!

Can't live without it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Thought my life was a boomerang for the longest time!

He doesn't seem so bad now does he?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

That we do!

Classic hahaha

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Join the club, bro!

I was an English major, ok????

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Funny all through, then the punchline! 16. could of = You're a Fucking Idiot!! Priceless!!!

Cooking for you

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

But, then, how do I order them?

But dad.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Luuuu-cy! You got some 'splainin' to do!

Hahahahaha!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Do your balls hang low, can you tie 'em in a bow....

Hi I'm new. Is this free?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Welcome! I do however accept gratuities! Send them to....LOL!

In China and India, men outnumber women on a massive scale.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

It will be a challenging few decades for them.

About David Silverman

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

I don't have enough info to know, but that pendulum does swing wide when it swings!

Do you have nicknames for your pets?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Yes, but none of them are suitable in public!

Parenting dilemmas in the patriarchy...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Shit, Eric, a gerbil is a legitimate threat!

Fingering for the lord

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Loretta Fudge!

Incest is best

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Gross, on so many levels!

So @BeeHappy has her own group now.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

As soon as I find anything positive!

You know who you are part 2

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Yes, but be assured I only steal the best!

They have to pay me at least minimum wage...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Every...single...time.

Pretty much....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Sums it up so well!

Could be both....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Yes!

We Don't Need No Education...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Private school, bro!

One small step..... Toward sobriety.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Yeah, don't think that'd be my very first thought!

Better with the glitter letters...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Anybody we know? Hey! Why is everybody looking at me?

Well, fuck it!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Holy fuck!

Bwahaha....!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I had a long dang nap!

The Patriarchy ruins everything...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Well, if you women didn't always make it about sex!

I have a list going back to 4th grade....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

The Blue-Bird Of Poopy-ness

Just asking questions....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Whiskey goes in the baker, not the baked goods!

It's an old meme but bore a reboot....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

& still as true!

Dankness IRL....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Maybe switch it up to, "must be breastmilk"?

Not emergency

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I'll try my best!

Don't worry Eric I don't deliver to Fredericksburg hahaha

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

"Industrial Strength"! LOL

What, in your opinion, is the greatest invention in human history?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Maxwell's Equations on Electro-Magnetism!

I scream, you scream!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

& sherbert & sorbet & fudgesicles& ...

He has resIn!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

R'amen!

Hello everyone, just joined and eager to meet new freethinking people.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Welcome & co-mingle!

Cuing up as an art form.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I guess ya' gotta have "skin" in the game!

I may or may not have been like this a time or two

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

...or 3, or 4, or, well, other numbers, ya' know?

Never!!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

What's really weird is OK is getting to be a center! Of course, they're a fracking center, too, so there's that!

I think the date for this should be 1-11

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Supply me with pure flake again, ok, otherwise, stfu!

Your child is being eaten by a camel

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Damn straight! Photo first!

Worm Preferences

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

As me old Dad used to say, "Eat it, or wear it!"

Special Soup

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Made with chicken stock!