What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Herpes.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Ah, the gift that keeps on giving!

Seems unsanitary

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Did they run out of sheep?

Some good life advice

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

That was such a great show! I avoid most sitcoms, they have to have a genuine twist to interest me. "Sunny" had that genuine twist!

I'm farming... but if a horse has action like that?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

She looks like she's enjoying herself, too! Can't blame the horse, that is a cute tush!

Which meme's girl is this?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Now, if the judges are male,...

Einstein report

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Always a good put-down!

My wife called and said, "Can I get you anything?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Beer goggles! They work!

And then there's this a-hole....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& I just love her "xtian family values"!

Fuckin girl power

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Gotta be able to set boundaries right away!

Hannity Says He Totally Forgot Michael Cohen Was His Lawyer When He Criticized F.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I detest that semi-man! If he's Irish it's Northern Ireland!

Customer service point of view.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Though only addressing a part of this it means a lot to me. I & most of my family has worked in sales or customer service often over the years, including retail & food service. One of the biggest indicators for me, when on a date, is how my date responds to & treats the wait staff or the clerks in a store. If she flings attitude & rudeness instead of empathy, that will be a final date.

La Giaconda?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Cute, but I still like this one better!

29 years apart Bloom County prescience

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Breathed was always ahead of the curve!

Sex Education

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Look! It's smiling! I think?

I admit it's corny

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

As possible as the other!

Got thrown out of the theatre during the Superman movie, but I was able to sneak back in by putting ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Master of disguise!

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

"Fired?", I said. "Yes."

Suck it up, that's the only sappy crap you will get from me

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

But you're not wrong, so take comfort in that!

Got a tiger in you tank

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

WTF!!! Women's heads mounted on a wall & "(which one do you want)"!!!! I'm usually against the killing of endangered species, but I think I'll make an exception in this case!

Plain and simple

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& things when downhill from there!

This made me laugh.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& by now the flowers are growing on me!

Whispering sweet nothings..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Okay, not my particular kink, but, if that's all she needs, ahem, "I'll now read from "The Art of the Deal",..."

Ouch!!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Yeah, begins to sink in, doesn't it...

That'll draw em in honey...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

The real question is, is it as big as yours?

I can say I've never had that before.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

For me it's Jagermeister! My stomach (& tastebuds) are not fans!

Hippie vibe [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Excellent group! I have a few of their albums posted here! My fav is "Cricklewood Green"!

I can't stop laughing.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I guess you had to be there! LOL

Omg I love this page :)

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Hell, I do anyway!

Really not

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

No, I bet you have to burn them after each wearing!

Not on the Hogwarts "approved vendors" list

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

The handle is a bit 'splintery' & could cause chafing!

They get you coming and going

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Ah, you've been to Quebec, too!

Breaking news

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

By pointing out the facts!

It appears I don't give a rat's ass or a flying fck at the same time.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Multi-talented!

@erictrommater

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Fightin' the good fight!

Today's theme crazy

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I think most of us can relate to at LEAST one of these!

Here is a site I just learned about and wanted to share. [trumpisnotabovethelaw.org]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I RSVP'd!

Bowling ball technic

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

He must be doing it right!

Big state tx

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I still wish the Mexicans had won!

You're screwed

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Trust the Law of Gravity! you may not walk away from the landing, but you will land!

Just keep driving

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I hear this is a prime vacation spot for Nihilists!

Take that shit somewhere else

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

You'll be holding that sign up for a long, long time!

Tomato tomah-to

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Of course, after 27 years, who knows what he got used to!

Ah, culture

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Day at a time, dude, day at a time!

How's that sammich?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Won't be tasting either anytime soon!

Now they tell me

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

It was worth a try!

No I'm not

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I bet I'm wondering if you have to burn them after each use!

Rock paper scissors

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Now, that's my kind of 'game'!

Keep this in mind, always, always, always.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Yes, that old trope, "I despaired at having no shoes 'til I met a man that had no feet" is crap. I still doesn't give you shoes & the lack of them may cost your feet! Ones individual problems are real & personal unto themselves. There will always be someone worse off (or better), and everyone deals differently, but 'diminishing' it to fit someone else's criteria is bull!

This is what my Mum was like

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

If it's a "fucking" tiger, I'm not sure she's any better off. If they have barbs like regular male cats do, she's in for a hell of a ride!

Ok need input from my friends across the pond. How do you say it?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Who gives a flying fuck! This is a big thing? Everybody knows it's scissors, rock paper!!! (Or, as I like to call it, "who gives a flying fuck!")

First World Salvation--Amen! I'm talking to you professional sports players.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

& it looks like it's skim milk, too! Horrors!

Heres a dark one.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Which means I'm worth 20 of you! LOL

Make up no needed.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Now that's a colorful anus! Is that a new trend?

RAW! ........ :)

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

When barbed-wire says it, it means it!

You'll need to focus for this one.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Just as I thought, loveable! & it only took 1 second!

Hmmm something to ponder

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I'll make that trade-off! Fewer & fewer theists to deal with.

And now the weather from Newcastle

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

NO! They're so much nicer connected!

Simple insights

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

As ye sow, so shall ye reap! The bibble, for all its faults had some great 'truisms', & this is one. Sow courtesy & respect, & recieve it back. Sow hate & discontent & guess what flourishes. I, for one, go with the former! Great cartoon, thanks!

Meanwhile in Miami

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Play it where it lays or take the penalty stroke!

Your Attention Please. Passengers flying to Miami Flo. Please join the queue

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Florida, Scottsdale, AZ or Lourdes!

This is truth

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

That's okay, how often do they reload in action or cowboy movies? & if they do change clips in action movies, where are they keeping them all? Dozens of extras & never changes the lines of their stylish clothing!

Only in America, lost in translation.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

& I'm wondering about that "Original Minnow Shot"???

Let's hope not.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Dang, Mom, I was saving that for tonight! For 4 of us!

Watch Out There

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Getting danged close to being a sinkhole!

The Strange Ones

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Which is why I love this group!

Whats Up With Sex?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Or, any!

Word to the wise

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Yeah, I have to agree with the others, probably not in the cards!

Life is But a Dream

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Better not be a MAGA hat on Snoopy!!!

Trivia answer...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I know, I know,...toilet paper!

What else is there to say?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Of course, the typhoons are just over the horizon, so,...

Chaos compared to romance?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

They really are about the perfect couple!

I can relate.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Me, too! Or, even, my girlfriend!

After reading yet ANOTHER article about Trump's discomfort with doing anything to antagonize his ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

LMAO! Yes, yes she did!

My biggest indulgence?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I know I'm likely in the minority here, but I have never liked Oreos. The cream always tasted off & the cookie was never convincing as 'chocolate-flavor' to me. they just seemed so, I don't know factory contrived, I guess. But, that' why they make vanilla, chocolate & tuity-fruity!

Can you figure out what this is? There's no manipulation beyond color correction.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

The base of the Flat Earth??? LOL

This seemed an appropriate place to express my dissatisfaction with today in a musical style.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I've had absolutely "shitty" days myself, so I sympathize with the guy!

And I give up!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Tried to message you but my messages seem to be glitched!

Am I in trouble??????

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Please re-post this to lose all the "extras". Thanks!

Buckcherry Crazy Bitch [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I bet you are!

Seems like a good idea. OK I'm done. This is what happens when I'm snowed in..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Whatever works! Nicotine can be tougher to kick than crack!

My kids and my cats. They don't give AF if I'm sleeping

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

If I get up to pee anywhere close to the usual wake-up/breakfast time one of mine figures its fair to start early. She part Siamese, so she's "talkative" & unlike the other 2 cats has a very heavy tread as she jumps in the bed & walks back and forth over me. "You can't fool me, I know you haven't fallen back to sleep yet. Even tho there's bowls of dry food all over, get up & pamper me for I am Cat!"

It's relaxing

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

When you sleep you're not in pain!

Can't change who we are

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

The flowers don't offset the Snidely Whiplash mustache!

Whose does this remind you of?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Everybody in this group!

Seeing the sights!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

..................................................................................................................................................................!

Adele - rolling in the deep [m.youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Still one of her best!

Someone's bitter

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Another roadkill meme!

So that's the secret

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Whatever works!

He's a sensitive guy

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Multi-talented!

Sounds legitimate

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Men always claim confusion as their excuse, maybe because it's so often true!

Not every man will find it.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Ah, but the search is half the fun!

Sport of kings....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

& the rest look like the honeymoon...

Not my ex...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Hell, he'd even touch it with the little twig he's got!

Party till you ....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

You party animal, you!

It's my fault.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

You mean y'all are doomed to Eternal Winter then?

Confidence is key....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

& by that point, even you have forgotten what the favor was!

Pug life.......

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Sorry, little fella, I forgot my tap shoes!

This is beyond my skills; she needs Elven medicine.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Here's one for you...

Life goals....who wants to join me?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Not me! I know where you'd put me, Eric! In the cage next to the operating theater! Believe me, you don't want to harvest these organs!

Fool me twice...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Sadly true. No funny comment here.