Let's just do it!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

You mean I'd have to hang with the rest of you nuts all the time??? Oh, I already do!! LOL

Gee thanks

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

And if they are a monopoly in your area, which is highly likely, you don't have much you can do about it! Does the phrase "short hairs" ring any bells!

Not just a flat after all

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Yeah, I don't think Fix-aFlat will help much!

Us old folks

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Test me! Go ahead!

The plunge through.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Don't pick your nose before you wash your hands!

This guy makes me feel normal

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Don't judge! He's saving his energy for when it's needed!

Psychotic 10

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Of course, even if I'm not thinking what you're thinking, I probably need professional help!

Stupid people

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Dunning-Kruger rears its head again!

The girls all get prettier at close time!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Girl's got some legs!

Damn flys...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

They are! Turn the whole world into shit!

Would be happy with that about now..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

One of THOSE nights!

Seems legit....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

When do we get to the part about the "One Ring"?

You're welcome....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Words of wisdom, Sensei!

Normies ruin everything!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I've said it before, & I'll likely say it again, joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!

I actually found this quite useful....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

& what's so freakin' funny is that it's actually quite accurate! Outstanding!

I wanted to take the test but I couldn't wait around that long.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Sorry? I couldn't bother waiting to finish the meme!

Zuckerberg!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I hear that's going around!

I hope it's Heat-Vision!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Anticipation can be a real bitch!

Finally...a gas station that cares.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

& we haven't even hit summer prices, yet! (Of course, most of the mid-west hasn't hit spring, yet!!!)

Elon Musk on Twitter is a must follow....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

LMAO!!!

I always compare it to licking an electrical socket....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I'd get a new chemist if I were you!

A bit wordy...but the punchline is worth it.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Always the last place you look!

Not very effective birth control....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Spermacide! Where are you when we need you?!?

I don't believe in Gavin either....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Who is this 'Gavin' of whom you speak?

All hail satanchild

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

If the kid's Irish, just start with Guinness, he'll be there eventually anyhow!

Good morning memers....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Well, crack may not be quite as addictive, & does put you in questionable company at times, but so does this group!!! LOL

Admit it....we're all a bit kinky....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I pick Door # Revenge! Or, Justice for 400, Alex!

Judge not lest.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Do those thorns hurt much, Eric???

Yes....yes I could!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Which is a damn shame as we could & should be a great partner & example to the world. Not the cop, not the boss,...partner!

Perhaps if we made airplane noises?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Love it! What a great meme for this situation! Kudos!

Ah the joys of anxiety.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Or, you get the ones so convinced of their beauty & specialness that are so obnoxious that even if they were cute their attitude uglies 'em right up! Perfect examples are most of the women on FauxNews!

Just don't go outside....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

This is almost as good as Obvious Plant!

Boing........

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Well, I've "twanged it" a few times in my life, & it has never made that sound that I know of! Now, I may have at some point in the proceedings, but not my boner!

Kitty is feeling frisky

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Is the whip really needed???

Your partner. You could talk to your partner

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Really, @Rudy1962, this isn't the best ad for atheism I can imagine! As you said, love the one your with, dammit! (I paraphrased)

Write Something

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

What a sweet talker! & can you believe it, still single!

Sorry, I'm all tied up

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Content Warning: there was this old pro, she'd been peddling it on the streets for years. This John walks up to her & says, "I'll go a round with you if you're really tight!" She responds, "Come back to my room & I'll show you!" In her room, she says, "Go ahead, stick in your finger." He does & wiggles it all around & goes, "We-e-e-ell,..." She says, "Wait, put in two fingers!" He does this & still has ample room to move. She goes, "Now, now, stick in your whole hand!" This he does, but he can still flop it around. She knows he's not convinced by this so she says, "Stick in your other hand!" He does this & she says, "Now, clap!" He tries & can't do it, & tells her so. She states proudly, "See! I told you I was tight!"

Nice try, cowboy

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Doesn't take a compliment well, does she?

Well what did you think would happen?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I might plant myself in that field for a while! Supine & very shallow!

If you can't be handsome, have a big old cow tongue

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Hung like a mouse but the tongue of a steer!

Praise Jebus

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I'll cometh in the name of Cthulhu if it gets me laid!

We need to do our part

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I'll leave the riding a cowboy to the ladies here, but as to that beaver eating...

Gives the drink an extra flavor

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Subtle hints of pepper & ass,...

That Universe....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Life IS sorta like that, but that's just our perspective. The Universe could give a shit! We're mites on a dustball planet in an insignificant corner of an average galaxy in a vast Cosmos. The idea that we mean anymore to the Universe than what we make for ourselves is ludicrous & laughable!

Old news, but in case people need to be reminded, keep being a lazy ass if you want to extend your ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Doctor's orders, boss! Wake me Tuesday!

This is probably true

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

You also can say goodbye to the grocery/liquor store, your home, your car, etc., so, as good as that sounds,...

Sounds like a sweet gig to me!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Yeah, but to give the guy some credit, the rest of the time was spent kissing up to corporate donors, so he still wasn't home!

Can we do more than argue and get nowhere if we don't agree on what our words mean?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Well, if she thinks so,... Actually, a definition of terms is essential for understanding & progressing. Otherwise you're just talking past each other & no progrees CAN be made, because one wouldn't even be able to agree on what progress was!

Gawd you guys! I was sad when I came here to cheer up. Now I'm ready to jump off my oven!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Is it a very tall oven?

I just found out my best friend from college killed himself three months ago.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Bro, we're here for you. I'm sorry for your loss & the pain it brings you. Be strong!

Mining fb for memes.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Okay, then...

Opps wrong plumbing..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I don't think it was the plumbing that was the problem!

Decisions decisions... oh that's easy.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Ought to be another shelf for "Get Unfucked!"

& then I let it all hang out in memes..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

We care, dear! Well, a little, anyway..

Shit just got real...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

What if she was always that way?

I can't help but laugh at this.... [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Then you'll love this! (Sorry for the quality) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtdsa8WX19g

A goodnight kitty. My niece's kitty "Ron Weasley". He's more ginger then he looks here. lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

With that name, he would have to be!

Rare Photo - Never Seen Before

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

LOL!!!

This dark enough for you?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Edit: "MOST stories..."

More dark dankness

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

It's all because of those damn legos! (& the death star!)

Just because

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Dang girl! Friday night alone is a real bitch, I know! I did some Friday night memes, too, but I wasn't near dark enough, I guess!

Shouldn't churches pay?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Why not? They don't pay taxes!

When neither you nor your tattoo artist have ever driven a stick

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Now, Drive!

Psycho on a leash

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

& a very tenuous leash at that!

Where do you stand on gay sex, senator?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Did they just make a date???

I'm a mailman and I rescued this tiny two week old last summer from a hole she could not get out of.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Turned into such a beauty!

Got a new bass, and taking lessons.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I learned to "Sunshine of Your Love"!!!

Who wore it better?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Trick question! It's the same photo!!!

Where would you send him?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I'd like another look at Pluto!

Hi everyone, just a thought for you to consider.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Thanks, bro, but I'll stick with beer!

So thats what its called

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

& she is an auriferous excavator!

Cure for Constipation

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Down the crack & down the crack! Fertilizes the fields in the valley!

Friday Night on the Enterprise

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Used to love playing D&D!

Christian vs. Mormon Values

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Pick your brand of crazy!

If Exorcism were real

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

& a particular twitter user!!!

Birth Control [telegraph.co.uk]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Not sure what I'm looking at.

They can barely stand each other.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I can tell!

If I had a car This would be happening to me

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Guess I'll have to post this again! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbebjUYItKw

Private pile !!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Anyone who has ever been through boot knows this very well!

Help end homelessness. Adopt a kittay!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I have 3 inside & 4-6 outside. Sorry, the inn is full!

Political memes

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Great series @Rudy1962! Make sure to put them on "Trump Pinata", too!

Meanwhile ....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

He didn't say to spit!

I think I always knew.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Yes, in the form of beer!

This is Elmo's house....biatch!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

He must have tickled him!

Common sense people...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Ambulance, maybe, but I don't see you listing "police" in almost any circumstance you'd run into!

Millennial life skills....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Great for collecting cat litter & then flinging it at passing cars!

Just because it's new, doesn't make it better....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Animism over mineralism, it's that age-old argument, just wait until the veganists get involved! Few kumquats are very sexy lain beneath a zucchini plant's dojo.

Or start a fire

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Love the size of the heads, oh, yeah, poor dog!

Call me crispy

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Hey! I like him just the way he is!

Punning polka style!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Second time today, the third time this week! Popular little sucker!

Flat Earthers - Hail your new Sun!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Or a Star of David or Crescent & Star if you live in the Middle East.

Anticipation let down

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I would want a discount! Though the advertising isn't false!

Itchy scratchy

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Little Billy's kinda kinky!

Those that get it Venn diagram...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, Here I am, Stuck in the middle.."

Who knows what the side effects would end up looking like

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Believe us, it's best for both of us!

Myths on Vacation. Jesus walked out of the frame before I could snap the photo.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Is Bigfoot waving or giving us the finger?

Here's one for the current influx of people on this site looking to have their decision to cheat on ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

BTW, ladies, I really am single (ok, maybe with good reason, but that's for another thread), I have real photos on my profile, I've never claimed to be rich but I do have a very old wealthy uncle (in my dreams), I do have a sense of humor (twisted tho it may be), I don't cheat, even at solitaire (if anyone is looking), my hygiene is usually acceptable (if outdoors & not downwind), I don't eat much, tho I drink a tot (or 2 or 3 or...). So, I'll start the bidding at...

The Last Supper.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

No, it's the Last Supper!

Little Mermaid.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Well, he asked! LOL!!

Worth a shot....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Has Obvious Plant ever lied to us?!?!