Q: Do you know how to differentiate between an oral and rectal thermometer?

SteveB comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Reminded me of the attached. :)

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Gee, fellas, where can I get an application. I'm asking for a friend!

For the Originalists out there, the Second Amendment was about protecting slavery.

SamL comments on Feb 24, 2018:

But weren't there black fighting units during the civil war? I missed something what pray tell is their first worst fear?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Wasn't meant to be disrespectful to blacks, just the opposite!

For the Originalists out there, the Second Amendment was about protecting slavery.

SamL comments on Feb 24, 2018:

But weren't there black fighting units during the civil war? I missed something what pray tell is their first worst fear?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

"They goin' after de white wimmen!"

Just asking questions...

Taijiguy comments on Feb 24, 2018:

You should watch the discussion between Larry Elder and David Rubin. Statistically, cops are ten times *less likely* to shoot a black person. That's based on a formal study.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Could it be because there are 10X less blacks???

It's closed, guys. It's closed

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I'm most alarmed by the fact that men are working in there,personally.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

I've been told to "work it" before! I usually oblige!

It's closed, guys. It's closed

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Where is this located? Lol

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Well if you don't know by now!!!

Fascinating article on what the AR 15 does to the human body.

JackPedigo comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Thank you for this. One thing I noticed was the constant comment: *"...mental health is often a big problem underlying these tragedies.” And on Tuesday, Florida’s state legislature voted against considering a ban on AR-15-type rifles, 71 to 36"* Maybe we have been looking at the mental health ...

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Mental health is an issue, but it's a tangential issue to the gun problem. If we could "cure" everyone with mental health issues would the amount of all shootings go down? No doubt, but that is not likely to happen any time soon, if ever. So, that leaves controlling the guns! With any national fortitude that can be addressed & at least keep mass killings limited. It's at least a damn start!

Well said.

Taijiguy comments on Feb 23, 2018:

If there's other kids with sticks, do you take their stick away too? Try to establish a "kids can't play with sticks" law?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

@RavenCT What about if the kids were playing with sticks & one of them brought his mom's carving knife?

Porn vs Guns, The Daily Show...g:60 [youtube.com]

SACatWalker comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Best comedic commentator. Oh wait, there's Jon Oliver too. Can't stop watching 'em.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Seth Meyers' "A Closer Look" & a lot of Sam Bee's stuff is excellent, too. Also, Colbert is no slouch!

Bacterium "Poop" Gold...g:8 [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Cool. My 8yo was actually talking about this the other day and was mystified. I have to go apologize to him. :)

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Doncha just hate it, & love it at the same time, when the kid gets it right?!?

Only if you're out of vodka...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I want to like this but... Minions?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

They give the lemonade a zesty flavor!

The most important meal of the day...

resserts comments on Feb 24, 2018:

For many people, that's still breakfast.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

That was true at one time,..."I'm much better, now!"

Not even gonna try to make a cute headline for this...g:8 [livescience.com]

ripcurldane comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I think it would be nice if an executive summary were given to links so we can decide whether we want to even click it :-)

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

@ScienceBiker No problem, I will just continue to post in the general "Academics/Science" post solely. I ended up double posting anyway so this will save me some time.

Mountain, "Nantucket Sleighride"... [youtube.com]

Taijiguy comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Love Lesie West. Do you know what a "Nantucket Sleighride" is?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

@Taijiguy I'm glad & I'm sure your dog is glad!

Not even gonna try to make a cute headline for this one...g:8 [livescience.com]

BeeHappy comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Interesting...they've been studying this little guy so long, you wouldn't think there would be anything left to discover.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Still haven't figured out how they determine the race order!

Tasteless!

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Just gonna leave this here. :)

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Think I'll still eat my Reeses the old-fashioned way, stealing them from trick or treaters!

Mountain, "Nantucket Sleighride"... [youtube.com]

Taijiguy comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Love Lesie West. Do you know what a "Nantucket Sleighride" is?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

@Taijiguy Well, go ahead & invent it if you'd like, just please, not with your dog there!!!

Mountain, "Nantucket Sleighride"... [youtube.com]

Taijiguy comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Love Lesie West. Do you know what a "Nantucket Sleighride" is?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

@Taijiguy Agreed. Have you caught any of the Trower - Bruce collabs?

Hairy palms.. just a guess.. all I can say is... eeewww

EricTrommater comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Big foot!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Just so you know, & even tho your response is dated earlier, it was not here, for me at least, when I posted mine. I've had this happen a few times. I would never jump on your line. I may denigrate it mercilessly, or mock the hell out of it, or even call it the product of an obviously deranged mind, but I would never hijack it! Just wanted to clear that up!!!!

I cannot think of a less dignified end...

BeeHappy comments on Feb 23, 2018:

So is that him and his stand-ins? I thought there was only one Big Bird?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Showbiz always has understudies!

Another groaner.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

Don't flounder getting to your answer!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

@FrayedBear Your response was all wet!

I bought a hair donut today. I like them because they make your buns fat!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I find it's the creme donuts that make my buns fat!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Maybe I should change that to "jelly" donuts & avoid the possible repercussions!

As the nuns approached the corner, they spotted a familiar shadow ahead.. no pun intended.. ;)

Biagnostic comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Is this where they were "headed?"

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

punny!

All my tornado friends eventually leave me. Except the one I thought was a vampire.... he was not.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I really liked this! Thanks!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

I have to admit, I do enjoy going out in intense storms & "soaking up" the energy & wildness. Something very primal about it.

This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group.

FrayedBear comments on Feb 23, 2018:

And there I was so looking forward to you all singing " she'll be cumming round the mountain when she chums". ;-)

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

@FrayedBear If they wish to do more than stay at home alone they do!

Chinese Hypersonic...g:8 [livescience.com]

lhcoastal comments on Feb 23, 2018:

The technology is interesting but when I read the applications would mostly be for weaponry, I was just, sigh.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Unfortunately, in most countries, the bulk of research money tends to go to the military & then "trickles down" to civilian use. NASA wouldn't have any budget at all if there was no military interest in aeronautics & space.

The young couple that live next door to me have just made a sex tape.

FrayedBear comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I wonder if that is when they will show you theirs of you? :-D

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

@FrayedBear You are a sick one! So, you fit right in here!

Getting old...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Someone is worried about their 30's! Oh, are you in for some surprises! (says an old fart)

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

@Nena OK, what are they aging? Never mind, it doesn't matter, I'll take a double!

Rubio & Trump on Guns, The Daily Show... [youtube.com]

wotsthat comments on Feb 24, 2018:

wow - not available in the uk? - wtf? get the impression it' a bit like this:- https://www.facebook.com/roguekite/videos/1339028342799498/

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Sorry you couldn't get the above, but thanks for sharing your post, excellent (& funny as hell!)

Really Eclectic "A Good Time Was Had By All" - Thad Jones and Mel Lewis. [youtube.com]

Fearlessfreep comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Man, I struggle with the jazz. I lot of it goes blowing right by me.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

That belonged in "cheesy jokes", my friend! LOL

I will never be unfaithful again...

BeeHappy comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Does this help?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Is that where taco sauce comes from???

Lawrence Krauss Won’t Appear at Tonight’s “Celebration of Science & Reason” Event – ...

Dick_Martin comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Are the men surprised to learn their advances were not welcome? Too many times I hear men talk about how to handle women and I just nod my head. Their idea appears to be that women are walking down the street, lusting for all the men.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

I KNOW that ain't true!

Well, will be leaving for the Harris/Dillahunty talk soon, on the news was a report that Lawrence ...

BeeHappy comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Some details... http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/02/23/lawrence-krauss-wont-appear-at-tonights-celebration-of-science-reason-event/

phxbillcee replies on Feb 24, 2018:

doesn't sound good, but I hope Krauss comes forward soon with something.

Parenthood is like...

Biagnostic comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I have always felt that having children is like catching herpes, you will never get rid of them...

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

The gift that keeps on giving!

Mountain, "Nantucket Sleighride"... [youtube.com]

Taijiguy comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Love Lesie West. Do you know what a "Nantucket Sleighride" is?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@Taijiguy I read Moby Dick in school, & the teacher was a Mountain fan, too!

Mountain, "Nantucket Sleighride"... [youtube.com]

Taijiguy comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Love Lesie West. Do you know what a "Nantucket Sleighride" is?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Please don't tell me there's a sex position named this! Would be nice not to have everything sullied!

My body is a temple...of tacos!

BeeHappy comments on Feb 23, 2018:

That's why as, a young xtian girl, we weren't suppose to let boys touch us. It didn't work....LOL

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@BeeHappy A place I'm very familiar with! (Open mouth, insert foot!)

Mountain, "Nantucket Sleighride"... [youtube.com]

Taijiguy comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Love Lesie West. Do you know what a "Nantucket Sleighride" is?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Whaling term wasn't it. Being "towed" by a harpooned whale?

ATTENTION MEMERS! It looks like the handicraft group is catching up with us in number of members.

EricTrommater comments on Feb 23, 2018:

People who actually do stuff and are productive beating out internet memes and snark? Surely this travesty cannot occur!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@Taijiguy sometimes, when it seems to connect, it'll just slip out. I don't try to think about him, but sometimes it just links-up.

Zappa, "Peaches En Regalia"... [youtube.com]

Taijiguy comments on Feb 23, 2018:

How about connect the dots? This guy played with the Mothers https://youtu.be/3ern1i86OS4

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

& Papa John Creach with the Airplane & Hot Tuna!

Sam Bee after Orlando,...Still relevant because...NOTHING HAS CHANGED!!! [youtube.com]

JackPedigo comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I have seen and highly recommend that more look at the gun magazines put out by the NRA. One can see, first hand how totally insane these people and the insanity creep that is happening because of these people. IE. did you know there are 3 precious metals: Gold, Silver and Lead? or the latest high ...

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Thinking is the key word here!

Getting old...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Someone is worried about their 30's! Oh, are you in for some surprises! (says an old fart)

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@Nena Thanks, tonight I'm off to a Harris, Krauss, Dillahunty talk, so I'm off to a good start!

Rubio & Trump on Gun Control, The Daily Show... [youtube.com]

JackPedigo comments on Feb 23, 2018:

The heat is on more and more for the gun apologists. Lets keep it going. Maybe a lot of moderate Republicans are looking at the increasing hatred of them and see their positions as in jeopardy. They are willing to look at more moderate positions. Already, the idea of accidental shooting of a ...

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Doesn't mean that many are not looking to die after they kill as many as they can first. I wouldn't count on that cowardice to stop them all!

[youtu.be] The Bright Light Social Hour

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

good music to do yoga by, & I mean that in a good way!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@Sadoi Just remember to do one thing at a time!

Velvet Underground, "Venus in Furs"... [youtube.com]

Sadoi comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I was obsessed with 70s Glam rock as a kid. Velvet underground, New York dolls, Bowie, sweet, Peter Gabriel and Brian Eno of early Genesis and Roxy music, love carpet crawlers, t-rex etc

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

I just liked good music. I started out trying not to like "glam", I was more a hippie type, but Velvet Underground & Bowie were impossible to ignore or downplay, so I was hooked! (Kinda funny, I initially shied away from the "attire", thought it was too, too much, but I had hair halfway down my back & wore huge-bell hip-huggers!!!

ATTENTION MEMERS! It looks like the handicraft group is catching up with us in number of members.

EricTrommater comments on Feb 23, 2018:

People who actually do stuff and are productive beating out internet memes and snark? Surely this travesty cannot occur!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

What is the world coming to??? Oh, yeah, Trump is prez, never mind.

This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group.

FrayedBear comments on Feb 23, 2018:

And there I was so looking forward to you all singing " she'll be cumming round the mountain when she chums". ;-)

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@FrayedBear well, if he has PE it sure ain't "when she cums"! It'll be "she'll be humming 'round the mountain when she (finally) cums".

Garbage,"Only Happy When It Rains" [youtube.com]

UrsiMajor comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Wow, what a voice.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

great voice, great looks, great...I'm too old for her!!!

My body is a temple...of tacos!

BeeHappy comments on Feb 23, 2018:

That's why as, a young xtian girl, we weren't suppose to let boys touch us. It didn't work....LOL

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Yes, your temple was obviously a non-denominational that welcomed everybody!

Morning cock pic.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Aaaand now I'm a lesbian.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@Blindbird doesn't explain those Hobbit feet, tho!

The young couple that live next door to me have just made a sex tape.

FrayedBear comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I wonder if that is when they will show you theirs of you? :-D

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

But his would be a "one-man show"!

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

FrayedBear comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Time to change to LED?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Those curly bulbs would sure be a twist!

Getting old...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Someone is worried about their 30's! Oh, are you in for some surprises! (says an old fart)

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@Nena The challenge is aging gracefully, for age we surely will.

CW: This meme contains a reference to clowns, if you you are afraid of them.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Is that from that stupid Miley Cyrus video?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@EricTrommater Ah, so she's doubly safe. She's past 12 & she's your daughter. Whew!

I laughed way too hard at this.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

You can tell it wasn't Starbucks, then you would get Markwithacee.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@Brbaldwin Does sorta sound like a lake in WI, don't it!

It's all relative....

KKGator comments on Feb 22, 2018:

I laughed entirely too hard at this.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@Insectra One binds you up, the other goes right through you!

I'd like to share my favorite superhero with you guys.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I'm so surprised he's from Florida!!!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@Blindbird Don't feel bad. I've lived in Florida 3 different times. I may have been too loony for even them!

CW: This meme contains a reference to clowns, if you you are afraid of them.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Is that from that stupid Miley Cyrus video?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@EricTrommater Well, yes, but I've heard you hang around with 12-year-old girls. Now, that's just a rumor that I started, so it may not be true, but it does seem to be getting some traction!

I just...need some space.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

That first one is great! Need to send this to Elon Musk!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@Blindbird Now that would be a conversation starter!

Homeopathy Explained...g:8 [youtube.com]

Hope4Zoe comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I like where your mind goes and the items you post. Thanks.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

My mind goes in many directions as almost anything intrigues me. I try to post the best of what I see. Consider me the Cosmic Filter of Agnostics.com!!! (& Thank You! You're very welcome!)

Rubio & Trump on Gun Control, The Daily Show... [youtube.com]

GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Feb 23, 2018:

And that is news because... ????

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Yep, expect nothing less from them. Or, anything more!

Sam Bee after Orlando,...Still relevant because...NOTHING HAS CHANGED!!! [youtube.com]

GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Feb 23, 2018:

America is as america does. biz as usual. fake, fake, fake outrage.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

On the part of politicians, I grant you. I think Sam is genuinely horrified. Remember, she's from Canada, they're not nearly as gun-crazy as we are.

LMAO... shape of his head... lol

sandyw1952 comments on Feb 23, 2018:

The shape of her boobs.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Gravity! & cows in her family tree! (Tho how they got up there I'll never know!)

I'd like to share my favorite superhero with you guys.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I'm so surprised he's from Florida!!!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@EricTrommater Proves he is a loser!! LOL

Rubio & Trump on Guns, The Daily Show... [youtube.com]

Hope4Zoe comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I don't want any child to be in a school full of guns. That's not the answer . . . "We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them." (Einstein)

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Great quote!

David Avocado Wolfe...Snake Oil Salesman...g:8 [youtube.com]

Hope4Zoe comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I'm vegan and I don't trust David Avocado Wolfe as far as I can throw him . . . even if we agree on at least one thing (eat more raw food than processed). He's a kook and snake oil salesman.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

He's even worse than Deepak Chopra. For every one rational thing Avocado says ten absurdities follow, & they'll all cost you!

Ladies the line forms to the left.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Yeah,yeah. It's super funny until you get on dating sites and everyone turns out to be this guy.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@Brbaldwin Is that where you take your dates to chop them up?

I'd like to share my favorite superhero with you guys.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I'm so surprised he's from Florida!!!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@Blindbird May be???!!! LOL

Space...photos... [space.com]

AntaresRose comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I really love dogs and I think labs are so great. I am being nice, so you be nice.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Sure, I'm usually nice, well, at least not mean. & I love dogs, too. But,...??? Not to be mean but what did either statement have to do with the post?

How Pregnancy is Like Growing an Alien Inside You...g:8 [youtube.com]

chicagojcb comments on Feb 23, 2018:

LOLOL embryos are kind of like vampires. That's hilarious. But joking aside, this is an excellent overview.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

I really enjoy & am usually informed by these SciShow videos. They've got a bunch!

The Daily Show... [youtube.com]

GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Feb 22, 2018:

If they could get away with it they would have them shot.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@GipsyOfNewSpain Same to you, my brother!

SpaceX Catcher's Mitt...g:8 [space.com]

Maiasaura comments on Feb 22, 2018:

This news is so cool. I was about to post (a different news source) but you beat me to it. They missed the boat this time but that's okay- they'll figure it out.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 23, 2018:

I'm glad private enterprise is getting involved, looks like NASA will be bowing out of this type of endeavor!

More cats....from the other side of the litter box.

RavenCT comments on Feb 22, 2018:

This makes me want to tell you about my cat mistaking some pot for some cat nip.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@RavenCT Or, he's just into edibles!

More cats....from the other side of the litter box.

RavenCT comments on Feb 22, 2018:

This makes me want to tell you about my cat mistaking some pot for some cat nip.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

Think it was a mistake, do you?

It's all relative....

Insectra comments on Feb 22, 2018:

I think that one belongs in the Cheesy Jokes group! :)

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@BeeHappy No, in the elevator (or, Ella Vader)

When you say "eclectic" ... how eclectic are you ready to get? [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

As long as you don't post the Bay City Rollers! Interesting piece, tho I don't know how much the lasers added to the actual music, great stage effect, tho!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@Sadoi Pretty sure you are right, just didn't seem to add much, I mean one hand wave every 30 seconds sure ain't speed metal!

Blushing....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

I'm titillated!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@BeeHappy OK, I won't confuse the issue with the facts.

Blushing....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

I'm titillated!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@BeeHappy Plus, YOU'RE the one that got distracted!

Blushing....

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

I'm titillated!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@BeeHappy Oh, that's...cold!

It's all relative....

Brbaldwin comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Damn fine woman, too!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

Don't know if I'd be happy with that many people in my woman at one time!

It's all relative....

Insectra comments on Feb 22, 2018:

I think that one belongs in the Cheesy Jokes group! :)

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@BeeHappy She's got a point (tho I did save it!)

The Daily Show... [youtube.com]

GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Feb 22, 2018:

If they could get away with it they would have them shot.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

You & I, & no doubt many on this site, served & were willing to do all we had to in defense of our country. I joined back at the tail-end of 'Nam, & had serious doubts about our government then, they've only grown since. I love my country still, but I fear I despise my government!

A good Jethro Tull Agnostic/Atheist Song, "Skating Away..." [youtube.com]

Mike007 comments on Feb 22, 2018:

How about the whole B-side of Aqualung?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

Ian Anderson was atheist before atheist was cool!

Seems legit...

KKGator comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Ah, the lost art of proofreading.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

Always loved that one!

My diet and I have irreconcilable differences.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

There's Eric in his kitchen, nude, eating peanut butter out of the jar again!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@Blindbird You tell 'em, my precious!

Someone's granma leaving church or heading off to her night job.. you choose..

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Hate to break it to you Misty, but BeeHappy already posted this pic, just a different header! That's ok, I'm sure she'd share!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@mistymoon77 Kinda rough to get into it up there, isn't it???

Read the shampoo bottle?

EricTrommater comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Never read the directions on shampoo. Apparently I've been doing it wrong all these years. I was suppose to repeat...who knew?

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

I keep forgetting about the rinsing part, but it does tend to stave off "fly-away" hair!

More truth.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

seems like something Wednesday would say. As a matter of fact, seems like something Christina Ricci would say!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@EricTrommater You wound me!

The Daily Show... [youtube.com]

MikeFlora comments on Feb 22, 2018:

What do you call it when the kids act like adults and the adults act like kids? everyday in America.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

Sad, but true!

Seems legit...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

& no editor caught this!?!?! LMAO

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@EricTrommater Unbelievable!

So this exists. Also, Pizza.

EricTrommater comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Trump eats pizza with a fork. I've seen him do it.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

& he says he's from NYC! When Jon Stewart was still with The Daily Show he did a whole bit on that. Hilarious!

Homeopathy Explained...g:8 [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Very good video!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

Thanks! It seemed to cover all the bases & was in line with everything else I've seen on this subject.

Kids,man,kids.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Kids, can't live with 'em...

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@Blindbird Booze, for them & me! (Plus, if you marinate them in a good wine it helps flavor & tenderize them!)

How did we ever live without online porn?

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

You used to masturbate to Steve Harvey?????

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@Blindbird I think that's the other way 'round!

My diet and I have irreconcilable differences.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 22, 2018:

There's Eric in his kitchen, nude, eating peanut butter out of the jar again!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@Blindbird No, but it falls & gets into the hair on his hobbit feet!

Are you eating breakfast? Because - Whale Placenta...g:8 [livescience.com]

Charlene comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Ooooo I just ate 2 soft boiled fetuses!!yummm

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

@Charlene It's a start! LOL

Mostly Steve Harvey porn and memes...

Insectra comments on Feb 22, 2018:

That's been me every day this week!

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

With Steve Harvey porn?!? If that's the case Eric might be able to share some of his DVD's with you!

Stevie Ray Vaughan...Little Wing [youtube.com]

Hominid comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Looked more like KWS to me, but still good! My favourite tune of his.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

This is a longer, live version than I had the first time, glad I screwed up, I think you'll like this one!

Stevie Ray Vaughan...Little Wing [youtube.com]

Hominid comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Looked more like KWS to me, but still good! My favourite tune of his.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

I changed it. I should have the KWS bit up, but I'll surely double-check!

Stevie Ray Vaughan...Little Wing [youtube.com]

Hominid comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Looked more like KWS to me, but still good! My favourite tune of his.

phxbillcee replies on Feb 22, 2018:

Shit! Copied the wrong thing again!!!