Oh my eyes... will not be the same...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I forgot mine that day, that's why I'm in the back there.

Speaking of more bullshit..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Excellent!

And there is a lot of that floating around lately.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Not this particular flavor! the BS floating around now has a very distinct odor!

It's dark up here

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Reminds me of when a friend's dobie fell "in love" with another friend's female Great Dane! We built ramps & everything!

The T cell Virus

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Anatomy/biology meme! Love me some nerd humor!

Or when all they do is post memes

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Better to learn it early!

April in Virginia be like...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Or, both!

Yeah, Sylvia Plath...maybe you eat too much gluten!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

No, but I hear murder gives temporary relief!

New sighting!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

& as far as I can tell, that's about as good as it gets!

Love These Police Dogs

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Wait until the cat starts spraying!

How to Punish Your Kids

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

The gift that keeps on giving!

Love at first....meh.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

You know you've found her (him) when,...

Extra tasty !!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Ah, so that's where that delicate aftertaste comes from!

metoo ...the struggle is real....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

#greentoo!

Not Again Please

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

That shark has been jumped.

Camping by the River

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

They are hoping for 'slow' food, just waiting in the "walk-thru' lane!

off Normies!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I hope that's not a request, tho some of mine do come dangerously close to the line at times!

Back to nature.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

& the cemetery grass is doing so much better since they got that!

Evidence!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

That's almost as convincing as their 'evidence'!!!

Dog shaming.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Let me guess,...the dog's name is Eric!

The t-Rump Zone....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I'm terrified already!

I need to find someone that looks at me like this beer does.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Better settle for a dog!

Obvious Plant is Obvious.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Love how he(she)(them) put these in Dr.s offices & government offices, grocery stores, pharmacies, etc. & I love wondering how many folks are taken in?!?

Gee, I'll have to check this out.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

just as believable as the current version!

I hope the humans like this

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

That does not bode well, your other personalities can explain why!

Probably need to think of something more practical

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Well, my diet has graced me with the most piquant farts in town!

Choose one ?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Stuck in the middle with all you bozos!

We've all been there

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

"I'll be ready next time!"

I like both methods

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Yeah, but you got a hole in your head, not your hands!

Amazon reviews are so helpful....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Far too little fur for a St Bernard!

At first I thought it was a billboard advertising baby hunting....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Why waste a bullet when a bat will do?

How does one accidentally Tweet this?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I'm thinking he thought he was messaging his therapist!

Speaking of pedophilia and priests....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I wasn't speaking of either!!!

Thank you for continuing to hold...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

& your magic armor & spelled sword are useless!

Gotta be careful with Smart Phones.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

So she exploded!

Ted Cruz vs. Zuckerberg!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Shit vs a piece of shit!

Great wee track by The Jim Carrol Band... People who died. Worth [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Oh, man, good tune! Thanks for the turn on!

Yes you are that fucking awful !

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Shit, he was already dead!

How do you like it?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

She had me at, "From the back..."!

I only run when chased....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

& not very far or fast, at that!

[youtu.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Fits here fine, I know because I already did! LOL That's cool, 'cause this is a classic & it's always good seeing it!

So I did...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

So torn, I want to eat both!

Me too methfall...me too. :(

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I do love the obviousness of the first statement, tho!

More dark magic....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

& when did that ever stop you?!?!

Tacos.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I'm beginning to get a little worried about this group. Here it is Wednesday & y'all just caught up to Taco Tuesday!

Can't win for losing....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Especially with #7 on the list, that about covers it!

If it was up her ass she'd know where it was...wait....my bad.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

One good fart will blow the little guy right out! Will probably kill him, too, but he'd be 'found'!

Reality sucks....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

& somebody always has to ruin things with reality! Damn reality!

Shop smart....shop S Mart!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Watch your fingers, little fella!

Unless she's allergic....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Yeah, groping for the Epi-pen in the middle of an orgasm could sort of ruin the mood. Screw it, I'm gonna finish first, then the shot, if she still needs it!

And because I have to head a meeting today

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Send out for pizza (or tacos) & beer! With great power comes great responsibility!

Setting myself up for the next 5 days

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum!

My two bits on the growing pizza versus tacos controversy...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Jack Daniels?

Spot the difference, shall I give you a clue?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Just different books!

Save the hard drive space!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

It ain't my disk that's hard!

Somegs smell of roses, others just stinks!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

When I first saw this I didn't see the birds & just figured "gas" blew the cape up!

Seriously, who designs these houses?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Interesting placement, right above the front door. Maybe ought to have boiling oil put there for when the JW's come to call!

My plans for the weekend...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Remember, Eric, the authorities said the next infraction & they're just putting you down!

Don't you have a vase?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

That is a great comeback line, tho!

Side effects?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Guess I'll stick with my "Mad Dog"!!!

All of them?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

No wonder she's still in bed! She's gotta be so sore!

Medical fact:

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Glad I wasn't drinking my coffee at the time I read this!

I do what I want.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I always figured those serving sizes were for @Blindbird's LP's anyway!

This is gonna burn

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

It'll be fine with the keyboard, after that, tho...

Jesus to aisle 3.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

There's another one floating around out there that's the opposite, shelves of wine labeled "water". Proving He-Zeus did come back!

Field of Screams

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

& that voice was his wife!

Finally...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Dre-e-e-e-eam, dream, dream, dre-eam...

I went on a blind date one time. "So then, what do you do for a living?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Oh, savage!

Made me laugh.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

LMAO! Love that final line!

Somebody I used to know [youtu.be] So deep.. weird video but love it..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

He seems very odd, but then many artists are. Great song tho, on a lot of levels!

Smithereens Blood & Roses [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Great underappreciated group!

Men who complain about the covers being stolen fail to properly utilize the warm body lying next to ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Just can't sleep like that. I can start out spooning or cuddling, but in order to sleep, I'm solo, even in the same bed. My ex used to steal the blankets all the time, I just kept an extra one folded under my pillow for when that happened & carried on!

Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video Version - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

You could totally destroy any video doing this! Funny as hell, girl!

They need more training!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Sammy knows what you're talkin' about! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k

I have seen many pics of members here with tattoos.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I'm 63, got my first tat about 15 years ago. My second (pictured on my profile) for a birthday present in November. Depending on where you get your tattoo the pain is minimal, tho there are some very sensitive spots. Neither of mine "hurt" except for an occaissional sting here & there. My latest tat is to put myself "out there" if anyone wishes to engage. I plan on a third as soon as I put the money aside for it, but books are expensive, too!

Bee Happy! Spring at Desert Botanical Garden, Phoenix, Arizona

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Another Phoenician?

Old School House, Idaho

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Beautiful composition!

Enjoy, hopefully

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Yeah, half of me used to be a quick little sucker!

The sandwich is smarter than the real guy.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I have absolutely no doubt! Even "Dubya" was sharper!

Shit Happens

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I had that t-shirt years ago! Got some strange looks, of course, it might not have been the shirt!

What the Hell???

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Actually, it's a bucket... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Bs4xhDyxw

Everybody has a dream

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

tho it would be easier if he just keeled over (& dreaming of his daughter that way can't be helping his heart, if he's got one!), but it would be so fine to see him put in prison!

The Grateful Dead - In The Dark... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

"Touch of Grey" has been a bit of an anthem for some time now!

Always sunny usually cheers me up

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

I do love that show (or did), but I lived in Philly, & I can tell you, it is NOT always sunny!

Mmmm, yummy!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Brain freeze can be savage!

For the birds...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

I figured that out ages ago! LOL

There's always a price...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

How do you know until you try?

I have it on the highest Authority...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Me is absolutely correct! & I agree! Me, too! So do I!

Oops, sorry...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Screw Chuck Norris!

What the Hell???

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Gonna have to get there on our own! LOL

They need more training!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

True dat!

Mushrooms....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Badger videos? Well, at least it wasn't 'possum videos!

Cathedral Rock, Sedona, Arizona

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

I live in Phoenix & visit a few times a year, beautiful country! Beautiful photo!

A lesson about stage diving....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Even the "light" ones, I just move out of the way. It ain't my fault if they hit the concrete floor! I didn't yell "jump"!

Try this again. I did not steal this from a post on the main thread

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

So what if you did? I steal shit from all over, you don't think I could make all this, do you? Not even Eric makes all his memes!

Zuckerberg!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

& of course, got ultra rich in the process!

How Most childhood Classics started...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

& now we'll write about a sponge that wears pants! (another line) Square pants! (giggle)

I hate people that take drugs......for example: airport security....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

I know, right! They should get their own!

I find the whole concept of paying for water to vaguly annoying....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Especially when most of it is municipal tap water that has just gone through reverse-osmosis!

I still miss em...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

That is the ultimate inheritance for most of us!