Doesn't everyone do this?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Or, did you see the earlier post?

Don't give me flowers....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Hit me, beat me, call me dirty names, & give me a minute to get my snorkel & we'll try again!

Ouch.......

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

These ain't fire extinguishers! UC Davis, Seattle, Baltimore...

Children can be so naive

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Not dumb, just unrealistic!

Tell Me I weight too much again!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

He should have given her his seat!!!

Good morning.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Through the blanket? I'm mean, I'll take it any way I can get it, but...???

Makes me smile every time

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Every guy loves a snake-tickler!

We all have that one friend.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

& she is very, very popular!

Well, when I get a better photo I'll post that, but I said I would, so be warned!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Crappy phone/camers & my Mom is not talented! Of course, this blurs my face, so may not be a bad thing.

And one about FB

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

He's still closer that tRump will ever get!

Daddy...?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

How about ZZTopSheGotLongLegs?

Doesn't this depict the realization of theology in its truest form

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Excellent! It's going on FB! (Maybe Zuckerberg can get info on the fish!)

Smart man 10

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Words of wisdom!

Where is the boss anyway?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

He doesn't love us anymore (Sob!)

Hold on a sec

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Ron, you don't have to announce this every time! Damn, show-off!

Some friendly advice.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Maybe I better stop grooming?

Poor puppy

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Looks like they did get the fries, tho! But they look very well behaved, letting those signs stay on while the fries are right in front of them!

Change of intent.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Makes sense to me!

Loving death

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Well, sure! It would be rude to return them!

You'd think with the whole burning bush technology available, GPS would be a no-brainer.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

World's worst travel guide!

Prepping for farmers.com

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Really, Bubba, the cows don't care!

Well do they ???????

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Just like getting one thing strangled, & it ain't my neck!

When snapchat gets real

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

When doggy style gets real!

Probably should have posted this in the Love/relationships category on here but figured no one would...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Then why is he putting her up for collateral?

I don't even know how to describe this one

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Oh, he knows, bro, he knows!

Or pizza!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Yeah, pizza! Or, if it's really late & I'm really drunk, I'll even do Subway!

Frickin' time zones!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Been there far too often!

Now to balance things out - one for the guys. Also this was probably an engineer....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Either very good, or very, very bad!

Oh, Dr.Huxtable.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Fat Albert would be so disappointed!

Reservations being taken

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

If there happens to be such a place, I'll have my own wing!

Bad GPS into

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Better there than the middle of Aleppo!

I know you're out there.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Better than, "Honey, ya' better get the lube again!"

Name change opinions

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

I see 2 choices, but 3 bars???

Name change opinions

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

A bit more inclusive, I guess. It works fine & gets the point across.

Saw this one the other day and enjoyed it. hope you do too.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Savage, but true!

Ain't a bad idea! Redneck blinds are easy to clean.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

& they can come in different pastel colors to match the decor!

Nights in white Shatin, never reaching the loo, Best Cantonese in town

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Looks empty, I wonder why?

WHO is the dumbest?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Remember, folks voted him in, so...

Teachers and Guns?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

They can use a little edumakashun!

Who Are Your Childhood Friends?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

None of the above!!

Winnie and Piglet talk

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Pooh!!! LOL

Does it Matter how Jesus Died?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Think about a little miniature working guillotine! You could at least use it to cut your cigars!

Telephone Call From Him?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

R'amen to that!

Are You or Aren't You?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Dawkins would be proud!

Hmm nothing like a lil poop humor

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

See a whole list for #1 in the "donut" meme from yesterday (or Sunday)

When the tee shirts on point but you gave yourself groucho eyebrows. Thanks @Admin. Love the Tee.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Dang, always got to be different & reverse the dang shirt! Conformity is just not in her DNA!

How my therapy sessions go sometimes.?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

That or a minefield, yep!

Do your job parents!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

That look will scare the whole damn neighborhood!

Match made in..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

LMFAO!

Since you all have been non believers, has it ever crossed your mind "what if im wrong"?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Sure, & one can get all "Pascal's Wager" here, but I have to go with my reason (tho most religions frown on that!). Show me any proof for a creator god, & I may then "believe", but as to worship it will take even more than that. I'm a proud Yank, bending the knee does not come naturally! Up to this point I have seen no credible evidence for a god, specious locic tricks used by apologists notwithstanding. Wishful thinking is no way to go through life, in my opinion.

When you are showing off your new make up remover kit, be aware of your surroundings

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

That's for getting to those hard to reach areas!

Caption Time?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

First, I'd...

Astrologically challenged.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

"Out of order"

Just a thought

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Not quite the way I want to go, but if we must...

Just going thru old meme folder

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Is it okay if we indulge in a bit of foreplay first?

Not a meme, meme. How dumb do you have to be to need recipes for ramen?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Ladies, tip o' the day...

Throwback tuesday? Eh whatevs.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Some of @Blindbird's porn sites!

I think it's a myth....like the female orgasm.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Hah! Wicked burn!

When hippies fight....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Eric's spirit animal...

Jay and Silent Bob I'm Jay

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

I always thought they were a hoot, but they really cracked me up in "Dogma"!

I don't k he is going to get many takers

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

No, I totally agree! You can even throw in "major A-hole" if you'd like!

Is that the right way to k?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Yeah, that'll get you a second go 'round!

Forget about the news, lest get more of the other...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

The special investigative squad on the Stormy Daniels' story!

Very important question

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

& then we get to the question, "Were dinosaurs on the ark?"

Prince Raspberry Beret [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Great song, silly-ass video!!

Must be some strong weed...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Notice the kids hair, then wonder why the dog looks so comfortable "riding" her. You connect the dots!

Prince Little Red Corvette [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

This guy was so damn talented! A bit strange, & I think he was a JW, which is kinda funny, but a sexy little devil!

Went to Glastonbury Festival last year.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Looks like Woodstock taken to extremes! Damn Brits always trying to outdo us!

Why I quit Journalism....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Just no consideration!

What is his dietary secret?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Just have to post this here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNc

"Heaven's Gate" is the worst movie ever made...critical reappraisal be damned....change my mind.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Apollo 18 has got to rank right up there! Execrable!

Doesn't seem right...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

No, 'cause it's my turn!

Kids... don't talk to...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

The Catholic clergy is going to have to do some serious re-branding!

Bawk bawk ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Makes as much sense as any of the rest of them, I guess!

Ancient Chinese Atheist...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

This is just excellent, stolen & shared!

Knock knock...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

We will all laugh & celebrate & party! Then we go after Pence!

I don't need your prayers!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

I got your back, kid!

Still, no groaning!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

A sign on Seinfeld... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q40fKsRsHFU

NO Groaning! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Yes, groaning! Or Matt Groening 'shroom reference!

There's a hare in my pancake!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

That cat looks very interested!

[youtu.be] And they wonder why We're so disturbed

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Love it! Staying on the food theme... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWDdd5KKhts

Not my buddy! (Lizard ty).

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Good for her, also, snitches get stitches!

Insomnia strikes again.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

With most of us it's memes!

Just have to fill in a few little details.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Hey, at least the guy has organization going for him!

Origami nightmare.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

You need two people to get in a perfectly schrunched up knot!

Trump tower fire.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Not like it was a surprise, tho.

Trump's fire by the numbers

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

He has no heart, no empathy & if there was such a thing as a soul, he wouldn't have that either!

Blame Obama

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

WTF????

War crimes.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Oh, I so believe it!

Viagra may be more effective.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Uh, sexy???

I k, therefore I k I k.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

It would require so much more contemplation before you received an answer!

Describe this man.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Disgusting egotistical moron!

Chuuuuunnnnnnkkkkkk!!!!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Shhh! He'll hear you! You know how much they care about what we think of them! LOL

Good g you found it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Yeah, some of these are priceless!

And last but not least

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

The 2nd is "horrorshow" but the 3rd!!!

Bad taste Encouraged. The beginning

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Oooh, vicious! I like that in a girl, well, I like me in a girl, but that's another story!

Ah yes, thee ol belt butt hole trick.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Either way makes one think what those two were up to!!!

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete, When I wore a younger man's clothes.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Sad, yes, sweet, absolutely not!

Mom's learning a few things..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

That was her mom's subtle way of telling her she was adopted!!!

Little bedtime story...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Got it right the first time!