Yes I am a damn disney princess. But like,one of these.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

I can see @Blindbird in all of these! The last one in particular!!!

Have a nice day, sir.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Well, if that isn't proof, of the handicap that is, I don't know what is!

Mix - Blind Faith... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

The 2nd 'cut' is an hour-long "documentary' which is very good, but you may want to skip ahead to the next one & get back to just the songs!

Great ad for an allergy commercial

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

That's funny! Somebody in that town has a sense of humor!

Grab his boobs

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Honestly, I've learned to let the lady I'm with take the lead in minor offenses. Women have been dealing with unwanted advances for years & can generally make a douche look like a douche without a barfight starting up. If he kept it up I'd make sure a beer bottle was handy. I'm but 5' 6", I'll do what I have to, & I do not get intimidated! Well, not on the outside, audacity in all things! Plus, I'm Irish!

Granny takes a trip!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

That's what you get for prying, but I bet you'll ask him for more!

Cartman, you are the man

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Well, he's always talking about balls & all, so,...

I have no idea what this stuff is! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

I'm not sure either, but now I'm very curious. Any volunteers that would like to instruct me on the finer points?

Rude ass joggers

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

The lack of consideration is appalling!

Perfectly normal!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

then wonders why his foot is up there!

Sarcasm; it's what I do

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

I've said it before & I'll say it again,...Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!

Because you know, wind and stuff

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Well, she did have to blow to get her blow!

R'amen bitches!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Okay, no! # 5 I can get behind (so to speak), I'll just skip directly to that!

Agriculture Worries

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Yeah, but they couldn't find their asses with both hands, don't think the fruit picking will go so well!

Putting your problems into perspective

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Well, you may get a BJ out of it, so there's that???

And without a smile

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Already? Bummer. Hope it improves!

The drunk poem

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Had to have been written by an Irishman!

Someone's in the doghouse!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Well, that'll burst your bubble!

Yet they were stupid enough to make it legal

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

But at least it wasn't "in the eyes of god" LOL

That was the best night ever

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Oh, my dear, if this was your best night ever, even I will seem like Cyrano!

Maybe it's Maybelline

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Weird thing he's got going with the "forked" beard there. Maybe he's waiting for it to get longer so he can braid it!

Don't worry Ken Ham, It's just a theory.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Can somebody step on his fingers, please?!?

But Mom! I get it from you

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

That & "William Thomas Cairnes, get your ass in here!" When the full name was used, you just knew it was bad!

The Traveling Wilburys, Vol. 1 Full Album... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Oh, the greats no longer with us. Orbison, Harrison, Petty! I tip my fedora & raise a glass to them!

A better world.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

For sure, & get up off your damn knees, too, unless you're scrubbing the floor or weeding the garden!

Even if you don’t like the taste swallow it!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Pass the mashed potatoes. Or is that just me?!?

A bloody good question.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

The obvious answer comes to mind!

Holy Mother of .......

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

& it has a trinity of speeds!

New to the site but am very interested in meeting like minded individuals....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Welcome here, too!

You know, cuz it's a dating site... really...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

A custom personality! Of course, we do sorta tailor ourselves to those we're with, especially if we're trying to hook-up! I just have to hope my custom personality, "Snarky Asshole mark2" finds favor with the fairer sex!!!

New to the site but am very interested in meeting like minded individuals....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Welcome!

Mix - La Bottine Souriante... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

ATTN: @RavenCT

Bringin bad puns back....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Why?

The definition of a sado-masochist relationship...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

& we're not supposed to take this as a threat & a form of extortion? Right!

Yeah, Just don't

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

I always thought that they didn't think it through! Sure, hon, if I just must screw your 4 friends to keep going out with you, I guess I can make the sacrifice! LMAO, what a burden!

There is a dark magic Behind these cookies...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Even as a kid, never liked Oreos, Moreo's can't be any better. Yech!!!

I'm surprised they made it to Wednesday...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Don't even want to find out what goes down Sunday!!!

Prayers have been answered!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Now, if he can only get the stupid human to open the door!

Death with benefits....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

I like that, death with benefits!

Splashdance

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Must be Mormons, they baptize folks whether they want it or not, even if they're dead!

I drink because avatar sleeved the lease and had no right to be there.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Can I use my middle finger???

That look...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

I need to get one of those for Eric!

When in doubt. Fast food memes!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Just savage, girl! Who's next, Burger King?

Better this way than snorting

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

tie that off quick!

Extra pole for the tent

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

& very awkward if he tries to get rid of it!

I'm not trying to brag or anything, but one time I went skinny dipping in Loch Ness, and they're ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

I guess the water wasn't cold!

When your Church likes modern tech: [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

I remember the old censers, I guess this is more efficient??? LOL

Challenge of the day.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Not a mass murderer, yet!

Granpa is in for a surprise

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Still don't get how yahtzee got transformed to cockring????

Not a meme but I wanted to thank @EricTrommater for inspiring me.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

So mysterious! LOL

Sunday reggae, love this one [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

This is such a cool cut!

Well there you go

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

& let Hey-zeus take the wheel, yeah, we can tell!

Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo & Michaelangelo

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Well, that is where the names came from!!!

Just realized that a guy should be posting this... oh well... no biggie... literally?? LOL

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Is that what you've been doing all evening?

What do you think of neoreligions?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Some may be spoofs, some are folks, for whatever reason, needing to believe rather than taking the time, energy & intellectual rigor it takes to actually learn about our Universe. I have a limited formal education, but I never stop learning reading & growing & I find the findings that science makes awesome enough to fill that part of me that craves "awe". I do find 'Pastafarianism' funny as hell, tho, & claim it at times for the goof effect!

Comma Sutra

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Comma gain? Those are great!

Where the missing socks go....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Used to happen with my crack rocks all the time!!!

Happens to me all the ,@$%&&^&&%!!!! time!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Well if you'd use your right hand for something other than...

Corporate whores sold separately

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Ain't that the truth! (& at least you spelled 'separately' correctly, LOL)

A few names for POTUS

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

I'm sure they're just warming up!

Actually a strong possibility in Trumpland. A good waitress with a gun

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Hell, everybody must get guns...

Or as I like to call it Friday night...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Are we sure it was trying to 'fight' the cow???

When junkies get class conscious...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Champagne tastes on a PBR budget!

Literally......

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

So many wish this would really work!

Titties and Beer [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

A slightly different take on the subject(s) at hand! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvepB7uYoAo

Robert Palmer "Sneaking Sally Through the Alley" - Full [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

robert palmer riptide full album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wleujCtB__w=PLKc8XsA0AyyG8NZoNXduVfQcDQhQRQBqB

Don't get smart.... [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

@RavenCT, she was great! If she has more material like that I really hope she gets play! Hilarious! Thanks!

True Friends [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

They wouldn't cut him off, but they'll cut him out!

When they were young

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l19MJbo7a3Y

It Really Doesn't Matter

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

You mean I'm not going to get my new pony????

The man wIth the cIgar

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

As a matter of fact, it gives me great joy & a sense of accomplishment!

Fully Roasted

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Well, that went south fast!

Just do your job!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Bull! Give that kid a copy of "The god Delusion"!

What's that smell? lmfao.. omg

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Speak softly & carry a big...

Every Day I'm Doing Mischief.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Every day I'm chucklin'!

Two lies, and whole lotta truth.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Why thank you! Fuck you too, my dear!

One track mind

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Well, I know the first works for me, haven't tried the second one yet!

This my favourite band...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Look, they're playing their instruments right now on the street corner!

Not available in this pots.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

I may be turning back into a virgin!!!

Pretty sure this was posted recently, but I'm putting it up again.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Well, be that way, & by the way...Fuck Off!

Now let’s try again, shall we!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

The poor little thing has got to pee! Can't you tell that!

First grade class picture.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Let me guess, Arkansas! Mississippi! Alabama! It's a school from one of those states!

What kind of person are you?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Well, I think with my brain, but quite often decide with my heart. Also, define mistakes, & then let me talk with my lawyer. Wait, that won't be necessary. Hold on, I think I better. I think I'll get OJ's 'Dream Team' to help out, too...

Christian Power!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

A bit more skin & a different book, other than that!

Call me an old fool if you must, but I think I’ll give it a miss.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

If they're 'real' potato chips, but it's megapussi, you've got to wonder what they're using for fry oil!!!

May the force be with you.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

I think I'd rather be waterboarded!

The remake isn't looking too good

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Shouldn't talk about your (dead) partner like that!

Yoda quotes. memes

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Always loved this one! So ironic/satiric at the same time!

You saw right through this joke.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Well, you certainly chose the right line of work!

...a slut shaming butterfly. Never thought I'd see the day.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Looks like it's all tatted up already!!! Are those tribals???

When people make fun of my big nose I point out that air is free and...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Your heart, Eric, remember your heart!

Asia don't give a fuck about your body issues....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

I thought the "body" symbols would be the other way round, sorta saying, "If you can't fit thru here, walk it off, fatty!"

Why would they throw out a delicious baby?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

You can't tell me there are no good baby-burrito recipes!

She’s too harsh on him.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Tho I knew it was coming I still had to laugh!

Really bad news from the music business, very sad.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

& they said god was dead!!! LMAO!

You have to meet my aunty after the first date.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

On sword. (No words!!!)

Completely bare!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

The best type!

Love her voIce

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XecDz-o-KnY

Song wrIter

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Woody Guthrie~ All You Fascists Bound To Lose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcKwGS7OSQ

The gIrl could sIng

phxbillcee comments on Apr 8, 2018:

Janis Joplin - Piece of My Heart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0f5ZG9LG6k