Who needs them?!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Musta been gay fish! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADGWPorwkYg

How's that?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Well, she asked!

I'm too sexy for my... thong..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

No, he's not!

WTF Texans??

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

There have always been pickles in movie theaters... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZQrIqAc_OA

Knock knock puddin head..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

All except that one!

At least somebody's getting laid....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Yes, this is real, & yes, that is what you think it is in the seat...

Too smart...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I'm gettin' me my nap, no matter what!

What? What'd I say?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

That's one fat hairy pussy! (This isn't the exact one I was looking for, but it will do!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcwW2L0rCN4

I'm a Goofy Goober....rock!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I am so glad I have no idea what any of that means!

Fore warned...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

May want to stay away from here! Or, maybe just me!?!

More opression from the patriarchy and our reptilian overlords.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

@Blindbird!!!

Savage bro...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

To prove she's not that bright, she can't count, either!

T.G.I.F. spread it far and wide.... :-)

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

What's nice, this is universal!

Choose wisely.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

The first is a whole world of ass. The second, you're only loaned the tits, but there's no credit check. The third, well, that's just imaginary. & the fourth is inevitable. I'll pick Door #1, Monty!

Kind of funny maybe

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I'm just a bit confused with a female up top turns into a male (& a cat at that) when an intruder appears! Must be a new martial art school!

April 6th in Connecticut - meme me some Spring memes!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Take down the xmas decorations & spring will come! You're scaring it off!

The new age is here.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Woo is woo is woo!

Golden Showers

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

This is the only reason tRump got "born again"!

Expose yer self at the exposition

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Love it! Had this poster in my bathroom for years...

Thar goes 10% of your income.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Just saw this guy's show (he's a comedian) here in Phoenix on 3/26. He's funny as hell & known for being savage with hecklers (has a YT channel that's primarily that).

Donkey say what

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

If you got this far & the talking snake didn't set you back, why would a little thing like an ass?

Remember to take your birth control!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

But if you are a true atheist you save on this, & don't have to buy meat for a week!

How long until she strangles him?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Not as long as the pre-nup is in effect!

This short joke is dreadful.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

He'll forget all about it by April. He's obviously got a short attention span!

I'm cackling like the evil witch I am

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Beginners writing 101: Topic; Bouncing Boobies,...begin...

So life doesn't give you lemons? I'm confused.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

So, when life makes you go out & purchase lemons, make a whiskey sour is what you're saying?

The poor guy!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

He needs to write his own book! It'll probably be fiction like the other, but he can put some positive spin on it!

Happy Friday

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

...I still wouldn't have thighs like that!

Poop hole loop hole

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

The whole bit is funny as hell... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

Ya know what I mean

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Yes, I surely do, except for #2. I know I shouldn't give advice, to anybody, about anything!

Available at yer local bus stop.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Somebody in graphics deserves a 'raise'!

Adulting is hard some days,

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

That's why I refuse to grow up!

Off work today , Should be adulting and food shopping but This is so much more important

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

careful, therapist =...

Another summery of my my 8 year marriage....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Plus, I just have to...

Urgently Dave

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

But, she told me she was black!

Happy Friday to the Single Men out there.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Gonna rub that lipstick right off! (While something else gets "rubbed off"!!!)

I bet Kirk is sorry for going on that search

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I've always suspected!

While we're on the subject of frog newds.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Bud-wise-er

I have to admit, this is badass if it's true.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

He was a psycho-killer rebel, but not stupid!

Hey there buttercup...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

OK! I'll use the spreadable type & no butter knife! Would you like a little 'jam', too?!?

Not wrong you won’t be in heaven or hell either. I welcome the void.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Sigh, no one does now!

Why did I never notice this before?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

LOL, LOTR/PDR memes!

Dinosaurs are so Politically Incorrect..... It's little people!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Ask @Blindbird.

I miss the old days....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Golden years,..bop, bop, bop,...

....or our FSM!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Oh, it sure as hell ain't Hey-Zeus I need!!!

I suck at flirting....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

You are just so suave (& literal)!

I need to find the streaming somewhere... Since I haven't owned a tapetech since the 90s.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I still have far too many cassettes that I haven't replaced w/ CD's yet, so I have a dual player. Make me a copy, will ya'?

Meanwhile in the south...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

They'd use it in MS too, but they don't have the internet there, yet!

Speaking of the Dunning-Kruger effect...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

He is such an ugly partial-person!

I never have this problem with memes...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

We love, er, tolerate you, Eric!

9 curse words came out of my mouth just remembering the last time this happened to me...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

& really test your fortitude, & will to live!

I don't want to sound sexist...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

How could that ever, I mean ever sound awful?!? But, you could always do this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQNkeugaAMc

...and Gandalf is me!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Put that 'spin' to work for ya'!

I'll be in the men's room...if anyone needs me.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I bet that's not all he's doing in there!

Thats it I' done trying to help

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

When being a greeter turns bad!

Explain this one, please?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Mining that site! I do the same, as I mine here!

Religion weighs people down!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Great! I stole it! Which atheist group did you get it from?

How did you break the car?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

This goes back a ways... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHnZl_vOTMM

You can’t blame men for this!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

This woman has a big heart(s)!

Your daily dosage of the "Good and loving Christian."

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

& we can use their bodies as construction material for that imaginary "Stairway to Heaven"!

Godzilla takes Ohio!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Toledo will be lunch!

In case, "Hey, want to come to my place?" stops working for women all the time...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

As if that would ever not work! Just say, here, boy & you got 'em!

Going to need a time machine..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

The guy could have been asking what shitty song he wanted on the car Sirius station???

Well this seems kind of harsh

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Of course, that's not really true, in nature almost any variation can be found. Look at walruses for example, pretty they are not (well, maybe to a female walrus), & the bull only has to get in fights to hold his harem. Yeah, let's go emulate that. If a person I'm interested in isn't impressed with who I am, & vice versa, I'll be damned if I'll "prance" for them. I love to dance, & it can surely be part of the courtship, but we dance together. Both of us trying to be our best for each other. It should not be "us vs them". I agree, smite the patriarchy, but crumble the pedestal, too!

Remember to turn the TV on before you turn yourself on

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Cinema verite!

Have you ever had an unorthodox (human) best friend?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

That is a great story & I'm glad you found such a great friend! I don't see it as in any way "unorthodox" tho. I just see it as a wonderful friendship. Am I missing something? The age difference, maybe? You are most definitely not 'old', at least not in your energy & activities. So, maybe I'm dense.

Boy, that last one seems familiar...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Postin' memes!

I would say I am not superstitious, but you can’t argue the logic...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I just love the condom laughter!

I k we can all get behind this

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Aw, look at the little cone-heads!

Phd.. Pffhyt...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

PhD = Piled higher & Deeper

This ain't right

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Whatever works, right?!?

This dog isn't falling for that old trick again

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Eric used a pseudonym with that poor pup!

Once upon a tIme In ny state

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrWNTqbLFFE

My other fave - THE EAGLES

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Living in Arizona I had to post this one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v8KEbQA8kw

Van Morrison

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFxGBB4UGU

Apparently "Lol, Death?" was the wrong answer to this post. Whoopsie.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

It IS the "Final Answer"!

I, too, like to snooze, dangerously....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Well, that & the 15 beers the night before!

Coffee and buns...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

That lady has a sense of humor! I'm in love!

Primitive Technology: Tiled Roof Hut - YouTube

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Way cool, thanks, @BeeHappy!

I have someone specific in mind... wonder who?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Eat habeneros!

.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Since when?!?

My son shared this with me earlier. Haha!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Get over it & move on! I have!

They wanted their own meme, but didn't quite know the meaning ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

That's one mean M.E.A.M. meme!

You have to be a er to appreciate this.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

& at night you get the mosquitos!

There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

This is one of those "dirty" jokes you can tell in mixed company. I don't mean male/female I mean even many uptight folks or straight & narrow xtians can chuckle at this one & still feel just a bit 'naughty'!

Hitler, Gun Control, and Shark Jumping: [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Thanks for another thoughtful blog!

Fuzzy hugz

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Yes, whether they want it or not!

Don't let your talents go to waste! MONETIZE your pedophilia!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Hey, do what you love (literally in this case!)

Summer of love

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I was still working on The Summer of Third Base!

HIppIe tree

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Of course, it's dead, too!

Wil Wheaton acts out meeting William Bleeping Shatner [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Thanks, @RavenCT, that was priceless!

Wil Wheaton acts out meeting William Bleeping Shatner [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I don't know why, but I keep reading that one guy's t-shirt as nerd herder, rather than nerf herder!

Wil Wheaton acts out meeting William Bleeping Shatner [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

No, no, I'll wait for you to finish laughing at my pain!

Unindoctrinated kids in church for the first time.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

The only thing I give the Baptist's is that they don't baptize infants. Of course, they still have Sunday School, church & the family to indoctrinate them, they just won't splash water on them until they're older!

Traffic - John Barleycorn Must Die (full)... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

1 7:02 Glad 2 5:29 Freedom Rider 3 4:37 Empty Pages 4 3:55 Stranger To Himself 5 6:27 John Barleycorn 6 7:10 Every Mother's Son

I am curious what others think: If life were discovered on another world (planet, moon, comet, ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

On a side note, if the DNA was definitely non-terrestrial, or was based on something else entirely, I, tho knowing the odds favor other life in this vast universe, would be amazed & awed in having one of the fundamental questions of all time finally answered! One of my most fervent wishes is that this comes to pass in my lifetime.

Hurray for the Riff Raff - give them a try.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Gotta give it up for NPR, too!

If only...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clF1xeXssIo

Join the club

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I don't know about the "very much" part.

I think I'm in the clear

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

A spy you'll never make, but @RavenCT has got you covered below!